List of Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix; the quotes are listed by character.

Bowser

• "I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?"

Lakitu

• "Those darn kids! They treat my precious garden like a playground!"
• "If you can get rid of these Koopa Troopas, the key to Truffle Towers is yours!"
• "Your moves were killer, Mario/Luigi! Those shells will think twice next time they messing with my carrots!"

Pirate Lakitu

• "Ehhhh? This be the "Boogie Booster"! It be fer yer ship!"
• "As long as ye have this lucky charm attached to the stern, ye'll make it through any whirlpool!"
• "No! Me precious booster be not for sale!"
• "Ye have a point there, laddie. 'Tis a keen eye ye have. There be only one way to solve this. A duel!"
• "If ye win, I'll give ye me precious treasure. But ye won't!"
• "We'll fish to see who gets the booty!"
• "Shiver me timbers! Ye've bested me! So, I've installed me Boogie Booster on your ship."

Toad

• "Hey Mario/Luigi! We've got a problem here!"
• "It's just terrible! Someone stole the Music Keys!"
• "The Music Keys! You know, the spheres that hold the power of music!"
• "If you're quiet, you can hear the music. Shhh. Can you hear it?"
• "Sometimes I suddenly catch myself dancing to the music. It's creepy! But also kind of fun!"
• "If you don't find the keys, we'll all be doing this dorky dance! Forever!"
• "Oh yeah, and chaos and discord will rain down on the Mushroom Kingdom and maybe destroy us all."
• "When they keys make you shake your thing, magic things start happening!"
• "Hop on board and we'll start our journey to find the missing Music Keys!"
• "Wait a second. I got it! Maybe we can fix it by dancing! And by we, I mean you."
• "First a twister, now this? What terrible luck we've been having!"
• "Then why do you have it out on display?"
• "I shouldn't have eaten all those bananas...Oof! Here we go!"
• "I don't speak Squidish, but I'm pretty sure he's saying that he won't give us the key."
• "I'm not sure dancing will work this time. He's got a lot more legs."
• "My legs are too stubby to dance. It's up to you, Mario/Luigi!"
• "Don't be scared! It's just a regular old house. No way it's haunted. Come on!"
• "Ack! Save me!"
• "What a horrible, stinky fellow!"
• "It'd a lot easier going down this mountain than it was going up. All we gotta do is slide!"
• "No one can beat Mario/Luigi on the dance floor!"

Toadette

• "Hey, what's the deal?! What did you do to my hotel? It looks like a corkscrew now! Nobody wants to vacation in a corkscrew!"
• "See, that didn't take very long, Mr. I'm-in-a-rush! It looks good as new!"
• "I hear you guys are looking for some shiny globes?"
• "I saw them, you know. They flew in that direction."
• "But...the sea is fraught with danger! Fraught, I tell you! Hey, I'm not done talking!"

Waluigi

• "Wahahaha! At last I've found them!"
• "I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos!"
• "Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you!"
• "I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of...um...Waluigi!"
• "With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha!"
• "Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me..."

Wario

• "Wahahahaha! You'll never catch me! Or they key!"
• "This is my key! If you want it, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, gloved hands!"
• "I'm going to use the Music Key for my newest attraction! It's called "DDR: Wario Mix.""
• "It's an exploration of greed, stench, and stubby legs through interpretive dance."