List of Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam.

Bowser

• "Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!"

Iggy

• "More! Fire more stuff!"
• "You actually made it!"
• "Can you believe it? Mario's here!"
• "Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"
• "I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"
• "Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"
• "Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"

King Bob-omb

• "Fire. Fire. Fire"
• "Relax. Initiating Countdown. Self-destruct sequence... initiated."
• "No one can know about this operation. Soon, we will all explode together."
• "I'm sorry... but this is NOT a very relaxing situation."
• "Tick tock, watch the clock."
• "Grr! this is really making me angry!"
• "What?! That's not supposed to happen! What did you do to my timer?"
• "I can't lose to these puny brats! I'm a king! I...I have a mustache! Oh. Right. So do they."

Larry

• "AH HAHA!"
• "What’s this balloon squeaking on about?"
• "SHUT IT! Don’t make me show you what I can really do!"
• "You're standing on the wrong side of this face-off! And where's my backup?! Ludwig, get your shell OVER here!"
• "You got it, boss. Dark Star Points, coming up!"
• "Fine! But I’m doing it of my own free will, not because you’re some kind of leader..."
• "Wait...now you think of yourself as KING? Oh, forget it..."

Lemmy

• "Stomp stomp stomp!"
• "So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"
• "Yeah! Let me at 'em!"
• "Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"

Ludwig

• "Roy! Wendy! Larry! We gotta get these three to the secure location!"
• "Oops! My bad! I got stuck trying to get out of that pipe."
• "It’s pummelling time!"
• "I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"
• "Larry, we just need 2 dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"
• "You’re not as wimpy as you look..."
• "Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"
• "No. If anything, we're a republic... Wait, what am I saying? WHO CARES? GET MARIO!"
• "I...I’ve been dethroned..."

Morton

• "Bwahahaha! I’m gonna stomp 'em silly."
• "That’s it! The fun and games are over!"
• "Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"
• "Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."
• "How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I’ll wait!"
• "Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"
• "Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"
• "Guhuhuh... I knew I could beat ya!"
• "Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."

Roy

• "Hold up! I just thought of something! Why aren’t there any paper versions of us?"
• "What is this? A book? Guess those losers must’ve dropped it."
• "Nah, books are dumb. Into the trash it goes!"
• "Oh, hey there, squirt. And...uh...paper squirt."
• "WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT! Course, we're not paying you anyway, but you get what I mean."
• "Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"
• "Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"
• "In the end...I regret...everything."

Toadette

• "It's our victory parade!"
• "C'mon! Let's go!"

Wendy

• "Got the wind knocked out of your sails, didn’t you?"
• "Guess that's the end of them. Well, that was easy!"
• "Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."
• "You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."
• "Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"
• "Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"
• "We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."