Yes Means No

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"Yes Means No"
Composed by: Pure West
Vocals	Sterling Jarvis, Andrew Sabiston (English) Franck Capillery, Donald Reignoux (French) Achim Götz, Juana von Jascheroff (German) Pétros Damoulís, Sía Koskiná (Greek) Kōichi Yamadera, Megumi Hayashibara (Japanese) Rubén Cerda, Raúl Carballeda (Latin American Spanish) Jordi Ribes, Carles Lladó (European Spanish)
Appears in	Donkey Kong Country – "Four Weddings and a Coconut" (2000)

"Yes Means No" is the first song in the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Four Weddings and a Coconut". When Diddy Kong convinces Donkey Kong that Candy Kong does not actually wish to marry him, the two sing this song.

Lyrics

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English

DIDDY:
Oh! Candy's got you wrapped around her little finger
She just wants you to show her that you care

DK:
So, if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead?
It doesn't make much sense to you if she really doesn't want me too?

DIDDY:
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"
It means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"

BOTH:
It means "No, no, no"!

DIDDY:
Yes means no and no means yes, it should be rather obvious
If you ask, she will say "nay", a swinging bachelor you will stay

DK:
Oh, this makes no sense to me
If I ask her, she won't agree
Why look like a foolish clown, when she's only gonna turn me down?

If I read between the lines and understand what you say
It's not a true proposal, just a role I'll play!

BOTH:
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"
It means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"
You know it's all for show
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"
It means "No, no, no"
When she says "Yes, yes, yes"
You know it's all for show

Latin American Spanish

Singer	Latin American Spanish lyrics	Translation
Diddy	¡Oh! Candy a su voluntad te tiene atado Solo muestra que te importa, no seas malo	Oh! Candy has you wrapped around her finger Just show her you care, don't be mean
DK	Entonces, ¿Si le pido que se case no me va a aceptar? ¿No tiene caso que se lo pida si no me quiere en realidad?	So, if I ask her to marry me, she won't say yes? Is there any point in asking her if she doesn't really love me?
Diddy	Si dice “Sí, sí, sí” Dice “No, no, no” Si dice “Sí, sí, sí”	If she says “Yes, yes, yes” She says “No, no, no” If she says “Yes, yes, yes”
BOTH	¡Significa “No, no, no”!	It means “No, no, no”!
Diddy	Sí es no y no es sí, es muy obvio, debo decir Si se lo pides, te dirá que no, y seguirás soltero, si señor	Yes means no and no means yes, it's pretty obvious, I must say If you ask her, she'll say no, and you'll stay single, that's for sure
DK	No tiene sentido en realidad Si se lo pido, no aceptará No me pienso arriesgar si solo me rechazará	It doesn't really make sense If I ask her, she won't agree I'm not going to take the risk if she's just turn me down
	Quiero creer que es verdad lo que me acabas de hablar ¡Esta propuesta es un papel que voy a jugar!	I want to believe that what you just told me is true This proposal is a role I'm going to play!
BOTH	Si dice “Sí, sí, sí” Dice “No, no, no” Si dice “Sí, sí, sí” Es solo para el show	If she says “Yes, yes, yes” She says “No, no, no” If she says “Yes, yes, yes” It’s just for show
	Si dice “Sí, sí, sí” Dice “No, no, no” Si dice “Sí, sí, sí” Es solo para el show	If she says “Yes, yes, yes” She says “No, no, no” If she says “Yes, yes, yes” It’s just for show