No One's Going to Make a Monkey Out of Me

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"No One's Going to Make a Monkey Out of Me"
Composed by: Pure West
Appears in	Donkey Kong Country – "Get a Life, Don't Save One" (1996)

"No One's Going to Make a Monkey Out of Me" is the first song in the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Get a Life, Don't Save One". When King K. Rool hears General Klump's testimony about the Kongs and suspects a scheme, he proceeds to sing this song.

This song is omitted in the Sinhala dub.

Lyrics

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English

• Singer: Ben Campbell

Everyone is plotting against me
They're muttering behind me; I smell a scam
Donkey Kong and Bluster, working together
How naïve do they think I am?

No one's going to make a monkey out of me
No one gets this diabolical sipping tea
I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see
No one's going to make a monkey out of me

They must be building a top secret weapon
Mounting an army as fast as they can
The nerve of those two impudent apes
What kind of fool do they think I am!?

I'm hearing voices in my head - what should I do!?
I've got to break this rebellious plot in two
They're working on counter-intelligence, after all
What kind of intelligence do apes have in brains that small!?

No one's going to make a monkey out of me
No one gets this diabolical sipping tea
I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see
No one's going to make a monkey out of me!

French

French lyrics

Translation

Tout le monde complote contre moi Ils murmurent dans mon dos et ça me rend nerveux Donkey Kong et Bluster manigancent ensemble Ils me prennent pour un imbécile Je ne les laisserai pas me ridiculiser On ne devient pas aussi méchant en mangeant des bananes Je suis, on l'a compris, un dictateur né Je ne tolèrerai pas de passer pour un âne Ils doivent fabriquer une arme ultra-secrète Monter une armée aussi vite qu'ils le peuvent Ces deux gorilles ne manquent pas de culot Ils me prennent vraiment pour un imbécile J'ai dans la tête des voix étranges – qu'est-ce que je dois faire ? Elles me disent d'anéantir mes adversaires Que je dois briser cet esprit de rebellion Après tout, il sera amusant que tout cela finisse dans une explosion Je ne les laisserai pas me ridiculiser On ne devient pas aussi méchant en mangeant des bananes Je suis, on l'a compris, un dictateur né Je ne tolèrerai pas de passer pour un âne

Everyone is plotting against me They're whispering behind my back and it's making me nervous Donkey Kong and Bluster are scheming together They think I'm a fool I won't let them make a fool of me You don't get this mean eating bananas I am, as you can see, a born dictator I won't stand for being made to look like a fool They must be building a top-secret weapon Mounting an army as fast as they can Those two gorillas have some nerve They really think I'm a fool I hear strange voices in my head – what should I do? They tell me to annihilate my enemies That I must crush this spirit of rebellion After all, it will be fun if it all ends in an explosion I won't let them make a fool of me You don't get this mean eating bananas I am, as you can see, a born dictator I won't stand for being made to look like a fool