I'm the Kong Fu Master

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"I'm the Kong Fu Master"
Composed by: Pure West
Vocals	Richard Newman
Appears in	Donkey Kong Country – "Kong Fu" (1997)

"I'm the Kong Fu Master" is the first song in the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Kong Fu." When King K. Rool is introducing General Klump and Krusha to Kong Fu, the latter proceeds to sing this song, and the former two appear as background singers.

A modified instrumental version of this song titled "Paisley Man" is featured on the album NLV 127 - Funky Town.

Lyrics

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English

KONG FU:
I've survived a volcano and flood
I was swallowed by a great white shark
Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail
Outran an avalanche in the dark

I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself!

I've been taught by Apefucius, who says
"The mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth"
I can chop down a tree with bare hands
I've been trained in Ape-jitsu Kong Fu!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
He's so mean, he's so tough
He's so bad, he scares himself!

KONG FU:
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself!
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself!

French

Singer	French lyrics	Translation
Kong Fu	J'ai survécu à un raz-de-marée Un grand requin blanc m'a avalé J'ai surfé sur la queue d'une tornade Grimper le mont Blanc, c'est une promenade	I survived a tidal wave A great white shark swallowed me I surfed on the tail of a tornado Climbing Mont Blanc is a walk in the park
	C'est moi le maître du Kong Fu (Kong Fu) Je suis si méchant (C'est le maître du Kong Fu) Que j'ai la trouille rien qu'en me voyant	I'm the Kong Fu Master (Kong Fu) I'm so mean (He's the Kong Fu Master) That I'm scared just looking at myself
	Un jour, un grand guerrier m'a montré Que l'esprit doit être vif comme l'éclair, l'éclair Je peux abattre tous les arbres à mains nues Je suis expert et champion du Kong Fu	One day, a great warrior showed me That the mind must be as quick as lightning, lightning I can chop down any tree with bare hands I'm a Kong Fu expert and champion
Klump & Krusha	Il est si malveillant, si méchant Qu'il se fait peur	He's so malicious, so mean That he scares himself
Kong Fu	C'est moi le maître du Kong Fu (Kong Fu) Je suis si méchant (C'est le maître du Kong Fu) Que j'ai la trouille rien qu'en me voyant C'est moi le maître du Kong Fu (Kong Fu) Je suis si méchant (C'est le maître du Kong Fu) Que j'ai la trouille rien qu'en me voyant	I'm the Kong Fu Master (Kong Fu) I'm so mean (He's the Kong Fu Master) That I'm scared just looking at myself I'm the Kong Fu Master (Kong Fu) I'm so mean (He's the Kong Fu Master) That I'm scared just looking at myself

Appearances as background music

"Message in a Bottle Show"

• During Eddie the Mean Old Yeti's flashbacks of all his memories with Donkey Kong, an instrumental version of this song appears as the background music.

Notes

• This song is omitted in the Sinhala dub.