The Mirror Never Lies

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"The Mirror Never Lies"
Composed by: Pure West
Vocals	Sterling Jarvis, Ron Rubin (English) Peter Secher Schmidt (Danish) Franck Capillery (French) Rubén Cerda, Francisco Colmenero (Latin American Spanish) Jordi Ribes, Català Manel (European Spanish)
Appears in	Donkey Kong Country – "Ape-Nesia" (1996)

"The Mirror Never Lies" is the first song in the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Ape-Nesia". When Kaptain Skurvy attempts to tell an amnesiac Donkey Kong that he is in fact "Donkey Croc", they both sing this song.

This song is omitted in the Japanese and Sinhala dubs.

Lyrics

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English

SKURVY:
Arrh! Feast your eyes!
Look into the mirror, arrh, it never lies!
You're a pirate! Can't you see that this is no disguise?
You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!

Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust your eyes! Arrh!
The mirror never lies!
Arrh!

DK:
How can this be?
I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!
Now I see a pirate that's in front of me!
With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!

The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust my eye!
The mirror never lies!

SKURVY & DK:
The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust your eye!
Arrh! The mirror never lies!
The mirror never lies...

French

French lyrics	Translation
SKURVY: Arr! Tu le sais, regarde dans le miroir, il ment jamais. Tu es un pirate! Tu le vois bien regarde tes traits. Ta vie c'est piller, voler. C'est excitent Ton image reflète l'histoire d'un méchant pirate en pleine gloire! Regarde tes traits. (Arr!) Le miroir ne ment jamais. (Arr!)	SKURVY: Arr! You know it, look in the mirror, it never lies You're a pirate! You can see it clearly, look at your features. Your life is about plundering and stealing. It's exciting Your image reflects the history of a wicked pirate in full glory. Look at your features. (Arr!) The mirror never lies. (Arr!)

Latin American Spanish

Singer	Latin American Spanish lyrics	Translation
Skurvy	¡Argh! ¡Despierta ya! Y mira en el espejo, ¡No te engañará! ¡Pues tú eres un pirata! No es un disfraz ¡Tu vida es saquear y aterrorizar! Tu reflejo es la gloria de un pirata muy malvado ¡Debes confiar! ¡Argh! Esto no es un disfraz ¡Argh!	Argh! Wake up already! And look in the mirror, It won't lie to you! You're a pirate! It's not a costume Your life is all about plundering and terrorizing! Your reflection is the glory of a very evil pirate You must trust! Argh! This isn't a costume Argh!
DK	Creo recordar Que de en árbol en árbol yo solía saltar Ahora este pirata frente en mí está ¡Con piel brillosa y mirada de maldad! Mi reflejo es la gloria de un pirata muy malvado Debo confiar ¡El espejo no me va a engañar!	I seem to remember That I used to jump from tree to tree Now this pirate stands before me With shiny skin and a wicked gaze! My reflection is the glory of a very evil pirate I must trust The mirror won't deceive me!
Skurvy & DK	El reflejo es la gloria de un pirata muy malvado Hay que confiar El espejo no puede engañar Esto no es un disfraz…	The reflection is the glory of a very evil pirate You have to trust The mirror cannot deceive This isn't a disguise…

European Spanish

Singer	European Spanish lyrics	Translation
Skurvy	¡Argh! ¿No lo ves? Mírate al espejo, ¿Y qué ves? Un pirata es lo que eres, ¿Es que no lo ves? Tu misión en esta isla de espionaje es Tu reflejo cuenta historias de piratas, viejas glorias ¿No lo ves? ¡Argh! Pues, ¡Eres lo que ves! ¡Arg!	Argh! Can't you see it? Look in the mirror, What do you see? You're a pirate, Can't you see it? Your mission on this island is espionage Your reflection tells stories of pirates, past glories Can't you see it? Argh! Well, you are what you see! Argh!
DK	¡No puede ser! Creo no recordar lo que debo hacer No me siento pirata, no lo debo ser Pero si él lo dice, ¡debe ser así! Mi reflejo cuenta historias de piratas, viejas glorias ¡Y aquí estoy! ¡Pues yo soy lo que soy!	No way! I don't think I remember what I'm supposed to do I don't feel like a pirate, I must not be one But if he says so, it must be true! My reflection tells stories of pirates, past glories And here I am! Well, I am what I am!
Skurvy & DK	Tu reflejo cuenta historias de piratas, viejas glorias ¡Y no lo ves! ¡Argh! ¡Pues eres lo que ves! Pues eres lo que ves…	Your reflection tells stories of pirates, past glories And you don't even see it! Argh! Well, you are what you see! Well, you are what you see…