I'm Leo Luster

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"I'm Leo Luster"
Composed by: Timothy Foy, Paul Koffman
Vocals	Donald Burda (English) Patrice Dozier (French) K.Dieter Klebsch (German) Daiki Nakamura (Japanese) Juan Alfonso Carralero (Latin American Spanish) Albert Socías (European Spanish)
Appears in	Donkey Kong Country – "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster" (2000)

"I'm Leo Luster" is the first song in the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster". When Leo Luster stops King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha from stealing the Crystal Coconut, he proceeds to introduce himself by singing this song.

An instrumental version of this song titled "Platinum Gun" is featured on the album NLV 169 - Spy vs. Spy. This song has the same instrumental as "Baby, I'm Back!". This song is shortened in the Japanese dub.

Lyrics

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English

Hey, kids, the world just got cooler
Stand back while I make the scene
I'm the most, uh! And that ain't no boast
I'm the swingin'est thing from coast to coast
I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream
The picture of perfect, you know what I mean?

I'm Leo Luster (pow)!
I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat!
Uh! I'm Leo Luster, baby, I'm a trip
Man, it hurts to be this hip!

Cats, dig, it's time to get hip now
Hop aboard, it's a groovy ride
Dig my threads, my shades and my hair
Step aside, squares!
I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream
The picture of perfect, you know what I mean?

I'm Leo Luster (pow)!
I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat!
Uh! I'm Leo Luster, baby, I'm a trip
Man, it hurts to be this hip!

French

French lyrics

Translation

Hey, ho, le monde est sous mon charme Faites place à Leo la classe Oui c'est moi, uh, qui suis le plus cool Le lascar le plus smart de toute la côte Le cauchemar des crocos, le rêve des bimbos Je suis tout en biscotos Tu vois le tableau ? Je suis Leo Luster, pow ! Bourreau des cœurs Plus chébran que moi, tu meurs Hou ! Je suis Leo Luster Baby, n'aie pas peur Mais que c'est dur d'être un tombeur Hey, ho, c'est l'heure d'être à la mode Je vais te donner la méthode Mate ma chaîne et mes lunettes noires T'as pigé, ringard ? Le cauchemar des crocos, le rêve des bimbos Je suis tout en biscotos Tu vois le tableau ? Je suis Leo Luster, pow ! Bourreau des cœurs Plus chébran que moi, tu meurs Hou ! Je suis Leo Luster Baby, n'aie pas peur Mais que c'est dur d'être un tombeur

Hey, ho, the world is under my spell Make way for Leo the classy one Yes, it is I, uh, who am the coolest The smartest guy on the whole coast The crocs' nightmare, the bimbos' dream I'm all muscle You get the picture? I'm Leo Luster, pow! Heartbreaker No one could be hipper than me Uh! I'm Leo Luster Baby, don't be afraid But it's hard being a ladies' man Hey, ho, it's time to be trendy I will show you how Check out my chain and my dark glasses Got it, nerd? The crocs' nightmare, the bimbos' dream I'm all muscle You get the picture? I'm Leo Luster, pow! Heartbreaker No one could be hipper than me Uh! I'm Leo Luster Baby, don't be afraid But it's hard being a ladies' man

Slovak

Slovak lyrics

Translation

Ahoj deti, radosť vám už letí Keď vám superhviezda svieti, už som tu Pozri sa na mňa, ženy už ochranka odháňa Áno, aj vy zlatí moji, každý gauner sa ma bojí Všetkým dievčatám popletiem hlavy Ja som Leo Luster (bang!) A som vždy tam, kde všetky krásne ženy mám Ja som Leo Luster každý to už vie Že pri mne človek zmeravie Hej, vy ja som taký krásny Nie jedna žena o mne básni na vlasoch gél Dvanásť tužidiel, som kráľom všetkých divadiel Každý gauner sa bojí, že to neustojí Všetkým dievčatám popletiem hlavy Ja som Leo Luster (bang!) A som vždy tam kde všetky krásne ženy mám Ja som Leo Luster Každý to už vie že pri mne človek ihneď zmeravie

Hello kids, your joy is flying When your superstar shines, I'm already here Look at me, the security guards are already chasing away the women Yes, you too, my dears, every crook is afraid of me I'll mess up all the girls' heads I'm Leo Luster (bang!) And I'm always where all the beautiful women are I'm Leo Luster everyone already knows That a man freezes around me Hey, I'm so beautiful More than one woman raves about me with gel on her hair Twelve hairsprays, I'm the king of all theaters Every crook is afraid that he won't be able to stand it I'll mess up all the girls' heads I'm Leo Luster (bang!) And I'm always where all the beautiful women are I'm Leo Luster Everyone already knows that I make people freeze immediately