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Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! Many of you will recognize me by my genius guy article.

Well, I thought it was pretty good. I really enjoy making fake articles. I also think that I'm fairly good at it. But since this wiki seems pretty well taken care of, I decided to begin helping two other wikis that are of things I enjoy. I will be on here, albiet rarely, mainly because no one talks to me and also because these two wikis are more fun. How many of YOU are designing your own Mario games? Huh? HUH? I thought so.

About Me

I never know what to put in these things. That is one reason my userbox tower is so long.

Well, one thing, I really like video games. I reviewed pretty much all of the games I have later on.

I enjoy programming, too. That is why my page is so fancy.

I love creating ideas for new video games. That is why I joined the Game Ideas Wiki. To design games. Fun place. :)

I also really like music. I enjoy the music in video games, and have placed links to such music on Youtube. Can you find all of them?

I enjoy making and appreciating art. Lots of pictures for the page!

I really enjoy cool applications to science. Like this!

So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!


These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.

Characters I commonly play as

  • Luigi
  • Shy Guy
  • Boo
  • Waluigi
  • Dry Bowser
  • Bowser Jr.
  • Bowser
  • Wario
  • Peach
  • Samus
  • Kritter
  • Watt/Any electricity based character






Game boy

Science Experiment

This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline. SMB-GoombaWalking.gifFile:Laser.PNG "I still haven't learned anything."

Speaking of watching...

Favorite Youtube videos

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Lemmy's Land lemban2.gif my favorite part of it

Shy Guy gallery

Favorite Quotes

Bonus points if you can tell me where most of these quotes come from.

  • "Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools." - Bowser
  • "Tee hee hee hee! Welcome to Shy Guy's Shop. Too bad I'm not gonna sell you anything, Mario!"
  • "Oh no...Poor me..."
  • Ok, guys! All together now! Let's rush him! Chaaaaarge!!!"
  • "We're gonna lose!! On, no! We've gotta run!"
  • "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"
"You're asking for IT!"
"Ooh, you're gonna get it!"
"You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!"
"How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
"This is not good!"
"The mustachioed one is strong!"
"Strong, yes!"
"We MUST warn the boss!
"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
  • "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys
  • "You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
  • "Hmmm...Drink cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
  • "MAGIC! DEAL with it!" - Domino
  • "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
  • "I HAVE FURY!"
  • "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
  • "Have you readiness for this?!?"
  • "Now is when I ram you!"
  • "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
  • "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
"HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
  • "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
  • "At last my entrance with drama!"
  • "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
  • "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
  • "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
  • "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
  • "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
  • "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
  • "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
  • "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
  • "Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"
"Fawful... did you see that?"
"Fire at will." - Fawful (+ Cackletta)
  • “Welcome to Twinkle Mart! If we're not closed, we're open!” - Howzit
  • "If you feed me enough star bits, I'll burst with snacky happiness!" - Hungry Lumas
  • "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"
"Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"
"There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles"
"Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"
"Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."
"Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"
  • "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."
"Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"
"Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."
"See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."
"Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"
"Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"
"Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..." - Magikoopas
  • "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"
"You say I don't have feet?"
"Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"
"Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boo
  • "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?" - King Boo
  • "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."
"Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"
"Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"
"Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..." - Hammerbros
  • "Oho Jees. Oho Jees! OHO JEES!" - Me


Notice anything different? Geniusguy445 got a hair cut? Wait, don't tell me, a-HA! You got a new hat!"Heh heh, oops."
The Penguin with The Improbably Large Brain Geniusguy445 The Shy Guy with The Uncharacteristically Large Brain"Nope, my brain is DEFINITELY bigger!"
Here is his picture. Perhaps! Geniusguy445 Perhaps? Either it is or it isn't. You are one of the few who confuse me."This is a link to my talk page. Perhaps!"
Oh, come ON! It's the one course I DIDN'T take. Geniusguy445 Help? Please? "You have the biggest brain in the world and you STILL don't know what wire to cut!"
Geniusguy445 As far as I know it's more than one..."Just a thought...Or many!"
GG445 Me!The laser ain't just for show.My favorite wikiMy personal sandbox
GG445 Me!Wiiheehee! "It's bright in here."

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