Mushroom Kingdom Health News
The Mushroom Kingdom Health News is a newspaper in the Mushroom Kingdom, appearing in Unjust Desserts. Mario is seen to have read an article in that paper. The article compared the health benefits of Koopa Kola, Green Fizz, and Boomer Berry Juice. Mario recalls certain information from the article when trying to figure out if he should swim in Koopa Kola. The article had a picture of the three drinks in equally sized glasses. Mario recalls that there were exactly 22 ounces of the drink that one should never swim in and that there was one quart plus one ounce of Boomer Berry Juice. There was also exactly as much Boomer Berry Juice as the other two drinks added together. Additionally, there was twice as much Koopa Kola as Green Fizz. From this information, Mario figures out that he should not swim in Koopa Kola, because it is sticky and impairs movement.