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Well, ONE ARTICLE is getting fired-up all right on this wiki!
22:09, April 26, 2022 (EDT)

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The cape turns Mario into a girl! This user's pronouns are she/her!
These pages were cleansed by defenders of Mushroom Kingdom from Wario. They are marked by their heads here, proudly.
First few archives contain a bunch of useless, embarrassing, silly stuff. Venture there in your mobile phone at your own risk.

Chapter 1: The first batch of messages. Part 2: The second horde of words too horrible to describe.Disc 3: The third batch of doldrums aimed to kill anybody that hates boredom.Section 4: A Large Gap of Inactivity Was in Between Here and Piantas Sat on Them.
The Fifth Element: Placidity and Some Wario Spam by This Yoshi Guy.Article 6, Clause 1: It is illegal to leave Wario alive. And Mario's name emerges.Wario Wars: Episode 7: The R-rated Life Documentary of WarioToadsworth's Boring Symphony: Movement 8 (complete with a bazooka)
The 久 form of the dragon.The X-files on how to kill Wario with a bunch of X's.

Congrats on 10 Archives![edit]

For reaching this chatty milestone, here is a comically tiny Attacky Sack: Sprite of an Attacky Sack in Yoshi's Story Somethingone (talk) 21:55, April 26, 2022 (EDT)

Why thank you! Have you heard about some really distant accordion music? Well here's a visual representation of one: Wario's mugshot from Mario Strikers Charged. Why, it is as big as the period at the end of this sentence! Hope it gets destroyed by some monchers AND that Attacky Sack. NSMBW Chain Chomp Render.png Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 22:04, April 26, 2022 (EDT)

RE:Cowboy Wario has wandered in your talk page![edit]

He managed to find out a new equation after drinking a cup of spoiled milk? Here's his reward and research grant that was definitely not bought from Junk.

Look, he's already made another new equation! Badge + Double-Decker from Mario Kart Tour + London Loop from Mario Kart Tour = Waluigi (Bus Driver) from Mario Kart Tour

Wario (Cowboy) from Mario Kart TourWildWario (talk) 23:58, May 1, 2022 (EDT)

Holy cow, Mushroom Kingdom is moving fast with its technological advancements! What's next, a backpack and a mountain creating a new Mario Kart racer?? He needs another research grant, preferably one that can help him buy a new used microwave oven to help him cook up more equations. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 00:23, May 2, 2022 (EDT)
After buying him too many food and items, he found the most amazing equation of the year that solves Mario's halloween costume issue for the 17th Moo Moo Halloween Tour, allowing him to win the 15th Moo Moo and King Boo's Moo Moo Boo Boo Costume Contest!

(The Zombie Headwear from Super Mario Odyssey + Mario's icon from Mario Kart Tour. - 99 Artwork of a 1-Up Mushroom, from Super Mario 3D World. + Artwork of a + Clock from Super Mario 3D World. + DMW-Amp.png) × 2 A Rotten Mushroom in the Super Mario World style from Super Mario Maker 2 = SMO Mario Skeleton.png Wario (Cowboy) from Mario Kart TourWildWario (talk) 00:50, May 2, 2022 (EDT)

Hm, you'd think the axe isn't necessary since Mario's head is already detached from his body. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 18:55, May 2, 2022 (EDT)


Your talk page has been attacked by an even uglier Wario! Tremble before his disgustingly low-resolution texture as he fouls up this page with his ghastly appearance!

Model of Wario in Super Mario 64 DS

Have a rotten day,

--Waluigi's head icon in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 17:05, June 3, 2022 (EDT)

I tried collapsing the post, but I couldn't, Wario was too fat. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:27, June 3, 2022 (EDT)

"just don't laugh at my username unless you like your prized possessions turned to petunias"[edit]


By the by, congrats on your promotion! -- KOOPA CON CARNE 17:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Y'know Wario's treasures? Turned into azaleas, kinda like the mess in here.
The twenty-seventh Power Moon of the Wooded Kingdom.
Don't mess with ol' 'zuka. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 17:58, June 5, 2022 (EDT)


I can't imagine how Wario feels knowing you now have the power to send him to the Shadow Realm with your new powers. Congratulations! -- PanchamBro (talkcontributions) 17:52, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Well, I'm not quite the decorated janitor yet, as I can't destroy pages and images related to him, but I can give him some inconvenience and misery with some good ol' blocking! Thanks! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Wario of the Day[edit]

For being promoted to patroller, you have earned a very special Golden Wario of the Day. Look at the shine of that beautiful spraypai- err, very real gold!

A golden statue of Wario from the ending of Step It Up in Mario Party 9

Have a rotten day,

--Waluigi's head icon in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 18:09, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

I think I just saw that statue twitch its stache. 🤨 Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:38, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Congrats on your promotion to Patroller![edit]

You deserve it! To commemorate your WAHAHAnderful achievement, here's a absolutely massive Attacky Sack:

Artwork of an Attacky Sack from Yoshi's Story

Sending sincere applause, Somethingone (talk) 19:15, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

How good is it at destroying Wario is my only question. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:33, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
Does "flattens people and bites ravenously" sound good enough to you? ;) Somethingone (talk) 21:12, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
I'm not sure if that's as aWAHsome as Bazooka Mario (props for the promotion, by the way!), could it become BFF with Wario who also "flattens people and bites ravenously" (when garlic is around, that is)?--Mister Wu (talk) 22:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
Congrats! Here's a Gift Box! Wario (Cowboy) from Mario Kart TourWildWario (talk) 23:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
@Wu Sure! Somethingone (talk) 06:21, June 6, 2022 (EDT)
What's in that gift box? It better not be a wild stink bomb! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:27, June 6, 2022 (EDT)

Darkly's residency status[edit]

Thought I'd point out to you that Professor Frankly states before you have to see Darkly "a fellow from Twilight Town lives right here in Rogueport" (probably not the exact quote but along those lines). Swallow's profile picture shown in NEO: The World Ends With You Swallow Rindo Kanade 20:11, June 28, 2022 (EDT)

Ah I see. I do think the "immigrant" part is not the best word I'd use, seems too jargony, if that's the right word? Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 01:10, June 30, 2022 (EDT)

Super Mario 3D World page[edit]

Hello, I saw that you edited the Worlds section of the Super Mario 3D World article. How come you replaced the images for Koopa Troopa Cave and Chargin' Chuck Blockade? I was already in the process of replacing all of those images with higher quality pictures I took in Bowser's Fury. The reason why the construction template is there is because I'm not done yet. A Strollin' Stu in Super Mario Sunshine. 0blivion 17:46, August 3, 2022 (EDT)

I was going to get around to doing that and felt like I should make use of what I have, so I took emulator screenshots and uploaded those. Didn't realize you were just getting started on replacing these. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the MIME format doesn't match, since I use PNG and iirc those thumbnails were in png before they were replaced with higher resolution ones. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:04, August 3, 2022 (EDT)
I kept my Bowser's Fury screenshots in the .jpg format because I was previously asked not to change them to PNGs. I'd prefer being able to finish uploading my JPG images to the page for consistency's sake. A Strollin' Stu in Super Mario Sunshine. 0blivion 21:44, August 3, 2022 (EDT)
Yeah I saw, and I was going to say to not do that because it'll make reuploading earlier, but that's probably going to conflict with policy, so. Yeah, go ahead. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 22:15, August 3, 2022 (EDT)


Its fine to keep Donkey Kong as a series Miyamoto created on his page correct? I'm trying to get through to a user that disagrees with that. Sdman213 (talk) 19:58, August 22, 2022 (EDT)

I think it's okay. We don't list Wario or Yoshi series as Miyamoto's. There can be further discussion on which components of the DK series we should be attributing to Miyamoto, as Donkey Kong Country is quite a different game and a bigger series than the original arcade games, but as a very general statement, there's little problem listing it. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:00, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
Gotcha, thanks!
Sdman213 (talk) 20:03, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
But unlike Pikmin, Star Fox, and Zelda, we don't have a Donkey Kong-centered wiki Mario Manga Reader (talk) 20:05, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
We do cover both Donkey Kong and Mario content due to a good overlap they have with each other but I do think it's worth emphasizing that the DK games did originate from Miyamoto and not necessarily Yoshi (though Miyamoto had heavy involvement in the Yoshi's Island series which are the main installment in the series) or Wario. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:10, August 22, 2022 (EDT)

Bodybuilders HATE him! Find out Wario’s golden secret when it comes to diet and exercise![edit]

Artwork of Wario for WarioWare Gold

The secret is he doesn’t do it at all! Look at that flab jiggle and wave as Wario lifts ten tons of DK branded banana pancakes and eats them all in one sitting! That septuple chin, that large and disgusting belly, and that unmistakeable greasy, smelly mustache is a result of Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan! Watch as the pounds grow and grow from Wario’s patented* Eat-It-All system! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you say “pass the mashed potatoes” for the 15th time without any sense of guilt!

(Note: Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan may not be healthy to any living organism. Consult yourself before attempted usage of this product. If you or a loved one has used this product and developed serious side effects we can’t even mention on this article, panic and run away as fast as you can. They will soon become another Wario in the Wario Collective. Resistance is futile. PURCHASE AND USE THIS PRODUCT AND THEN RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW. Wah-ha-ha!)

  • Not approved by any patent office. Use caution.

This is a not-paid advertisement by Wario Pharmacy. A family name for over 20 years that you can not trust!

MightyMario (talk)Mario's icon from Mario Kart Tour. 20:01, November 13, 2022 (EST)

I don't want anything to do with Wario's golden secrets, much less regular secrets! Why don't you take this stupid pizza and ROLL with it.
Fat Wario cameo at the microgame Wanna Slice?
Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:52, November 13, 2022 (EST)
”Mmm! Delicious pizza! Hey, that’s me on the plate! Yes siree, Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan is working wonders! Wah-ha-ha!”

(sniff) (sniffsniff) “Why does it smell like gunpow-“

KA-BLOOEY!!! MightyMario (talk)Mario's icon from Mario Kart Tour. 20:00, November 14, 2022 (EST)
Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:05, November 14, 2022 (EST)

Wario extermination squad[edit]

Hello. I would like to join. I don't have a userbox, but I would be happy to have one to start my tower. I found some Warios in my yard & I feel like you would like to get rid of them for me. I tried, but their farts were too much. At least I have free energy. Weird. Wario can violate the laws of conservation of energy & matter. I have some Waluigis in my yard as well, if you take those as well as Warios. Thank you in advance.SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 13:56, February 21, 2023 (CST)

Sure. Is... there already a userbox concerning the Wario Extermination Squad? If not, silly me, I should've prepped one years ago! Anyway, the Warios are gone. The promise of free money that just so happens to be in an exhibit of hungry hippos did the trick. As for Waluigi, I'll post updates when THAT spidery menace will be gone, but it shouldn't take long. Thanks for calling up Wario extermination! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 22:16, February 21, 2023 (EST)
I need to look in the archives. You didn't even see what the Warios are. How did you get rid of them? Plus, I think that broke the multiverse. The Waluigis in my yard aren't gone, though. But anyways, thank you! SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 08:09, February 22, 2023 (CST)
USERBOX UPDATE! I found it in your 8th archive. That took a minute or 2 with the search function. SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 08:15, February 22, 2023 (CST)
LATEST UPDATE! The multiverse appears to be more broken. MM54321 characters are messing with my perfectly good grill! SMG4 characters are causing more multiversal warps! I think I see you in the crowd! SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 08:30, March 09, 2023 (CST)
Don't worry, I'm working on the bombs as we speak... hmm Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 11:09, March 9, 2023 (EST)
What bombs? SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 13:38, March 09, 2023 (CST)
DAY LATER UPDATE! Still don't know what bombs you're talking about. Also, I think I see Super Mario Scralaxy, Super Mario Bros. Z, Sonic multiverse, Mega Man multiverse, and Pac Man multiverse characters. SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 13:34, March 10, 2023 (CST)
3 DAYS LATER UPDATE! No new information about the bombs received. Stefano is farting on the new Warios. The Waluigis are doing iffy stuff. Movie Sonic is trying to abduct me, but my security won't let him. SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 08:17, March 13, 2023 (CST)
Well I found out, it's just garlic bombs. Sure, it tastes delicious in all sorts of soups and whatnot, especially powdered form, but it's REALLY hard to wash off the laundry! I know how it is, I ate raw garlic before and I couldn't get the sensation away from my mouth for several days. Luckily, I've had this experience before. Just wipe yourself with Repel Gel to spare the embarrassment for a few days. And make sure you massage it reallllll good. However side effects include aggressive behavior or other behavior problems, anxiety, concentration problems and change in school performance, crying, depression, false, sense of well-being, the sudden urge to get rich quick, and suspiciousness or distrust of MarioWiki admins. Don't overdose! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 22:18, March 31, 2023 (EDT)
That got rid of all the Warios & Waluigis. However, I think Movie Sonic just turned... is that Hyper or Ultra? Both? I see the flashing colors of Hyper form & the atom of Ultra form. Oh crap. He saw me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A few hours later) Ogggg, I feel weird. Wait, this is a weird watch I have on. Wait, why does it say it was made by you? SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 09:56, April 03, 2023 (CST)
I have a feeling this was just an attempt to prevent you from breathing in Wario powder, which sometimes scatters around when Waluigi pokes his elbows in Wario and causes Wario to explode. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:08, April 3, 2023 (EDT)


Whoops! So sorry about that! That was honestly a mistake on my end, I'll try better to be more aware of that.

Sdman213 (talk) 10:44, March 9, 2023 (EST)

Eh no problem..Mario Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 11:08, March 9, 2023 (EST)

Super Mario Movie Gallery[edit]

Sorry about the mixup. Let me do this properly.

I have started a talk page about the matter of a disagreement with a set of artwork scans that look like they’ve been labelled “McDonalds Happy Meal scans”, which look nothing like happy meal toys if you ask me. I hope this twitter link solves the dispute of the matter. Maybe an administrator can look into this. I never like to mislead people into thinking something like an image scan is objective to the contrary. {{subst:nosubst|User:Marino13/sig}} 11:25, March 9, 2023 (EST)

RE: General information for wario ware characters[edit]

Hello. Last two months when I was an anonymous, I actually put a "physical appearance" section in Dr. Crygor in the same way that you did with Mona last June 2014. Can you please add some "general information" sections for all of the Warioware characters? Would appreciate it.

P.S. The physical appearance section located in Dr. Crygor article needs to be analyzed for some inconsistensies. PnnyCrygr !   Dr. Crygor? 00:25, March 12, 2023 (EST)

Sorry, I don't think I can fit time to commit to that. Thanks for asking, though. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 01:24, March 12, 2023 (EST)

Crygor's lab[edit]

I expanded crygor's lab article. Can you please expound on its appearances, please? Also it's missing WWDIY navtemplate.

p.s. Like what you did on Dr. Crygor and Mona articles PnnyCrygr !   Dr. Crygor? 20:18, April 1, 2023 (EDT)

Free Warios.[edit]

This Wario is for compensation for the Wario Balloon you 'gave' me that Hyper Ultra Movie Sonic destroyed.


He's sad that his balloon is destroyed. Also, the balloon was filled with video games. I saw it for a brief amount of time before I blacked out from being kidnapped. The video games are somehow with me.

This Wario is for Waluigi Time (talk), because you sent a Wario to him.

In the best ending of Wario World, Wario is given a golden, treasure-laded castle by the Spritelings

He got his riches back and then some. SONIC123CDMANIA+&K(B&ATSA) (talk) 10:07, April 03, 2023 (CST)

I forwarded that thing but it turns out I can't delete it and I may have accidentally faxed the thing twice. Now he has TWICE the money and twice the coins he'll have to pay me once he lands on a Battle Space) Dizzy Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:36, April 3, 2023 (EDT)


Congratulations for the promotion! I mean, of course this being a wiki named after you it was overdue, but you went the extra mile and fully deserved it ;-)—06:33, April 6, 2023 (EDT)

Mama mia, thanks for that, Mister Wu! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:53, April 6, 2023 (EDT)

Talk:Megan Rose Ruiz[edit]

The artist's personal fan art isn't an issue, as it's still up on their Twitter and wiki policy states such material is acceptable here. I request the restoration of those 3 images not connected to the Mario movie's production. -- KOOPA CON CARNE 21:35, April 7, 2023 (EDT)

It's been done. I was worried the personal art too would run afoul, but they seem to still be up. However if they were taken down for similar reasons, I still must delete them even if technically they adhere to wiki policy. Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:41, April 7, 2023 (EDT)

RE:Article dispute[edit]

Done, and hey, this discussion sort of ties into how the wiki covers multi-franchise material (hence my parallel about Smash, an on-going debate), so you might be interested in pitching in too :) -- KOOPA CON CARNE 11:34, May 20, 2023 (EDT)

History of Mario looks good[edit]

At first I was confused, but I'm seeing your hard work on the page, and now I think it looks awesome. Also wanted to give my thanks for talking through some things on the wiki that i was unsure of, like the History of Mario, or like bringing up talk page discussion on Red Coin when there was potential editor conflict and adding upon an idea inspired by mine. CoolNintendo (talk) 14:44, May 21, 2023 (EDT)

Mario No problem. And thank you for participating in some wiki discussions, hope you enjoy editing MarioWiki! Mario Green.png It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 14:47, May 21, 2023 (EDT)