White Knuckle Scorin'

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White Knuckle Scorin'
Composed by:
Various artists
Release date December 3, 1991
Media Compact disc
Track(s) 10

White Knuckle Scorin' is a compilation album released on December 3, 1991, by MCA Records. The CD came with a small comic promoting literacy. Though Mario is prominently featured on both the album cover and the comic, "Ignorance is Bliss" by Jellyfish is the only song related to the Super Mario franchise on the album.


  1. "Ignorance is Bliss" – Jellyfish
  2. "How Have You Been" – Crosby, Stills & Nash
  3. "Magic in the Night" – Bombshell
  4. "I Drove All Night" – Roy Orbison
  5. "Iron Hand" – Dire Straits
  6. "Into the Fire" – Alias
  7. "She Was" – Flesh for Lulu
  8. "Line of Fire" – Trixter
  9. "Turn On" – Britny Fox
  10. "Forever Friends" – Sheena Easton

Comic synopsis[edit]

The comic book enclosed with the album was a loose adaptation of Super Mario World, done by the same people who had produced the Nintendo Comics System stories. Over the course of the story, characters make references to the songs on the album by title, prompting other characters to say, "Song cue," most likely to prompt the readers into listening to the song in question.

The story opens with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool arriving for their vacation in Dinosaur Land (which, as the narrator puts it, is a fairly stupid idea, "but hey, they're plumbers, not brain surgeons"), unaware that Bowser is watching them at that very moment. Luigi complains that there is not a single convenience store around, and since his Walkman is apparently going dead, he asks Mario if he brought any extra batteries, which he did not. Toadstool says that she has a guidebook, which Mario asks if they could trade for some batteries. Toadstool tells him that "reading opens up new worlds," but before Mario can reply to that, she suddenly vanishes. Mario and Luigi go searching for her, but they find only a dinosaur named Yoshi, who explains that "a big ugly turtle has been muscling in around here." Realizing that Yoshi is referring to Bowser, the Mario Bros. figure that he has kidnapped the princess.

Bowser sets up his song, "Ignorance is Bliss."

Over at Bowser Koopa's Kastle, Bowser is telling Toadstool about his plan to reduce Dinosaur Land to fossil fuel and then join OPEC as an oil tycoon. Toadstool criticizes his plan, saying he is too ignorant to be an oil tycoon, but he does not care about that, because, as he puts it, "Ignorance is Bliss." Later, the Koopalings visit the princess's cell, intending to torment her for Bowser's pleasure, but she instead reads to them from her guidebook ("How Have You Been"), which they warmly accept because Bowser never reads to them.

Afterwards, Toadstool escapes from her cell and sneaks into the room where Bowser keeps his book of magic spells. She quickly skims through it and then rips a page out of it before the guards arrive and take her back to her cell. Once back there, she figures that Bowser has put her here as bait to trap the Mario Bros., so she decides to see to it that that does not happen ("Magic in the Night").

Meanwhile, the Mario Bros. and Yoshi have been searching all over Dinosaur Land for the princess, but despite the progress they have made, they have not had much luck and are wishing they had read the guidebook. Suddenly, a large rock appears with a note from Toadstool, warning them to avoid the Valley of Storms, although Mario thinks it says to go in the direction he is pointing. Luigi decides that he and Mario should split up and have Yoshi ferry messages between them. Unfortunately for Luigi's plan, Yoshi has lousy memory and does not know how to read or write, so Mario agrees to teach Yoshi how to do those things (being "secretly thankful that Yoshi's problem wasn't math, at which Mario really sucked").

The princess's misleading magic messages continue to appear, one of which comes with a 1957 Chevy and a stretch of Highway 5. As Mario is driving the Chevy ("I Drove All Night"), he comes upon what appears to be the princess and rushes to embrace her, but it is just an illusion. What Mario does find, though, is that Yoshi's absentmindedness has gotten Luigi lost in Peoria. Upon coming back together, they finally figure out that Toadstool's messages are all telling them to stay away from the Valley of Storms and realize that she has been doing this to keep them out of Bowser's clutches. With that, they head off for Bowser Koopa's Kastle.

The Mario Bros. and Yoshi rush into battle while under the effects of the medieval-themed illusion.

When Bowser is alerted by his spies that the Mario Bros. are coming, he decides to use a really nasty spell on them, but he has Lemmy recite the spell, claiming that he "left his reading glasses in the pantry where he'd been studying the nutritional label on a bag of toasted lard chips." Lemmy, eager to show off the reading skills he had learned from the princess, proudly reads the spell, which, unfortunately for Bowser, transforms the entire countryside into a medieval motif, which turns Mario and Luigi into armored knights and boosts their confidence ("Iron Hand").

By the time Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi make it to the Valley of Bowser, the medieval illusion is gone, and they continue onward. Along the way, Mario finds a Cape Feather and becomes Cape Mario, and Luigi uses a Fire Flower to transform into Fire Luigi. However, once they make it into Bowser Koopa's Kastle, Bowser sends an army of windup mechanical Koopa turtles to pin them against the wall ("Into the Fire"). When they finally reach Bowser, they find that he has placed the princess in a high-tech cage, which then begins to lower into a molten lava pit, which the three are seemingly too late to save her from ("She Was"). Enraged at the princess's apparent death, Mario tries to take Bowser down but is too grief-stricken to put up a fight, so Bowser gleefully stomps him into the ground ("Line of Fire").

From the White Knuckle Scorin comic.
Mario, Luigi, and Toadstool (with help from Lemmy) fight off Bowser and the Mechakoopas.

Just then, Toadstool leaps out of the shadows and lands on Bowser's back. Mario, cheered up by her sudden reappearance, boosts his confidence again and starts beating up Bowser. Toadstool explains that she managed to escape the cage because Bowser stupidly left the operating instructions in there. During the fight that follows ("Turn On"), Lemmy ends up helping the good guys by telling the princess that hitting Bowser with his own windup Koopa turtles would really hurt him.

With Dinosaur Land saved, the Mario Bros. and Toadstool decide to return to the Mushroom Kingdom; however, Bowser ordered his minions to cut off all the Transport Tubes connecting Dinosaur Land to anywhere else. The princess, having managed to steal Bowser's magic book, has found a spell in it that can send them home, but one of them will have to stay behind to read the spell. Yoshi, having learned to read thanks to Mario's lessons (although he thinks Luigi taught them), volunteers to read the spell. As she and the Mario Bros. prepare to go home, Toadstool lets Yoshi know that they will all be "Forever Friends."


Main article: List of White Knuckle Scorin' quotes

The comic included with the CD was told primarily through narration but also had pictures depicting each scene. All the direct quotations from the characters were present as speech bubbles in the pictures. The narration itself was conversational in tone. The names of each of the songs on the CD were present in the characters' dialogue, boldfaced and italicized for emphasis, and followed by the term "song cue," spoken by either the same character or a different character:

"Out of the frying pan..." – Mario

"...And into the-- No! I am not going to deliver such a cliché riposte." – Luigi

"All right, I will. Into the Fire. Song cue." – Yoshi


Mario character artwork in the "White Knuckle Scorin" style as seen in flashes of the official Roy Orbison "I Drove All Night" video. This video seems to have been made posthumously, in connection with the actual White Knuckle Scorin'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000000-QINU`"' CD.
  • This album was the first release of Roy Orbison's "I Drove All Night"; the song would later be included on Orbison's posthumous studio album King of Hearts the following year (Orbison himself had died in 1988, three years before the release of White Knuckle Scorin'). The song's debut on this compilation is reflected in the official music video for "I Drove All Night," where brief shots of images of various Super Mario characters can be seen.
  • The album's use of Dire Straits' "Iron Hand" directly contrasts the intended meaning of the song. Originally included on the band's album On Every Street, the song was based on the Battle of Orgreave, a 1984 clash between striking miners and police officers that was likened to a medieval battle for its violence. The song condemns the officers, who serve as the "knights" in the story, whereas White Knuckle Scorin' portrays the knights (Mario and Luigi in this case) in a positive light.

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