Bouffy contre les vampires

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The title of this article is official, but it comes from a non-English source. If an acceptable English source is found, then the article should be moved to its appropriate title.

Title card of the DKTV skit Bouffy contre les vampires.

Bouffy contre les vampires (Bouffy against the Vampires) is a skit that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for an upcoming TV show. Its title is a pun on the French title of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy contre les vampires) and the French word "bouffer", slang form of "manger" meaning "to eat", or the word "bouffi", meaning "puffy" or simply "fat".

Summary

The skit starts with an opening sequence showing Candy Kong doing action moves over stock music. It then cuts to her using a computer indoor. The narrator explains that Candy used multiple methods to kill vampires such as "garlic suckers, anise suckers, driving stakes through their bedsheets, Ophélie Winter records, and using the website wwww.dracula.transylvania.com" but all of them failed. Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally finds a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pans over to show Candy Kong's fattened-up thighs.

The skit ends on the title card as the narrator delivers the tagline "Coming soon on DKTV: Bouffy contre les vampires. A show you'll totally binge."

Quotes

Candy Kong: "The problem with vampires is that *burp* they make you a whole lot fatter."

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Donkey Kong Country TV series / Donkey Kong Planet
Characters Baby Kong • Bluster Kong (Leo Luster) • Candy Clone • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Diddy Kong • Dixie Kong • Donkey Kong • Eddie the Mean Old Yeti • Funky Kong • General Klump • Green Kroc • Inka Dinka Doo • Jean-Claude Truchet* • Jr. Klap Trap • Kaptain Skurvy • King K. Rool • Kong Fu • Krusha • Krushy* • Kutlass • OM* • Polly Roger
Locations Bluster Barrelworks • Cranky's Cabin • DK's Tree House • Forbidden Forest • Funky's Flights • Inka Dinka Doo's Temple • Kongo Bongo Island • Kongo Jungle • White Mountains
Episodes Season 1 "Bad Hair Day" • "Ape Foo Young" • "Booty and the Beast" • "Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel" • "Kong for a Day" • "Raiders of the Lost Banana" • "From Zero to Hero" • "Buried Treasure" • "Cranky's Tickle Tonic" • "Get a Life, Don't Save One" • "Orangutango" • "Double Date Trouble" • "The Curse of Kongo Bongo"
Season 2 "Speed" • "Klump's Lumps" • "Bluster's Sale Ape-Stravaganza" • "Legend of the Crystal Coconut" • "Kong Fu" • "I Spy With My Hairy Eye" • "Bug a Boogie" • "Watch the Skies" • "Baby Kong Blues" • "Ape-Nesia" • "The Big Chill Out" • "To the Moon Baboon" • "A Thin Line Between Love & Ape"
Season 3 "Hooray for Holly-Kongo Bongo" • "The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights" • "Speak No Evil, Dude" • "The Day the Island Stood Still" • "Monkey Seer, Monkey Do" • "Four Weddings and a Coconut" • "Follow That Coconut" • "Vote of Kong-Fidence" • "The Big Switch-a-Roo" • "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster" • "Best of Enemies" • "It's a Wonderful Life" • "Just Kidding" • "Message in a Bottle Show"
Donkey Kong Planet skits "Les boeufs de l'amour" • "Bouffy contre les vampires" • "Caspied le gentil fantôme" • "C'est pas sorcier" • "La chanson aux chaussons" • "Chausse-pied Biavermine" • "Le comte de Monte Costaud" • "Coups de soleil et crustacés" • "Fréquence Kong" • "Le gros rouge qui tache" • "N'oublie pas que c'est Noël" • "La nuit des vivants-morts" • "Obel Corsica" • "Petit Pataud" • "Pour ne pas trompé" • "Remix Files" • "Royal Calin" • "Toc Story 2"
Items and objects Banana • Banana Flip • Coconut Chill • Curse of the Double Doubloon • Crystal Coconut • Golden Banana • Klap-Blaster • Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo • Tin Banana Tu
Miscellaneous Annual Donkey Kong Challenge • Couic d'or ! • Gallery • Memory Kong • Quotes • Songs • Staff • Trading card gallery • Uho'uho Daishizen Gag: Donkey Kong
* Only appears in Donkey Kong Planet
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