Coups de soleil et crustacés

The title of this article is official, but it comes from a non-English source. If an acceptable English source is found, then the article should be moved to its appropriate title.

The logo of the Donkey Kong Planet skit Coups de soleil et crustacés.
The song's logo

Coups de soleil et crustacés is a song that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. The song is sung by Diddy Kong, Candy Kong, Donkey Kong and Funky Kong. During the song humans and large crabs with Funky Kong's face appear.

LyricsEdit

Singer French script Translation

Diddy Kong

Sacs d'embrouilles et cocotiers
SOS attention danger

Lots of jumbles and coconut trees
SOS beware of danger

Candy Kong

Un cabillaud fou à lier hé hé hé
F...[1] le souk sous les palmiers

A raving mad cod hey hey hey
Makes a mess under the palm trees

Donkey Kong

Contre attaque pour un empi-i-ire
Les morues séchent et ça sent pi-i-ire

Counterattack for an empi-i-ire
The cod dry and that smells worse

Funky Kong

Les baleines se cachent à l'eau[2] oh oh oh
Pitbull mange du cabillaud

The whales hide in the water oh oh oh
Pitbull eats cod

Donkey Kong

Coups de soleil et crustacés
Ouah ! Ca sent pas bon la marée

Sunburns and crustaceans
Wow! The tide does not smell good

Candy Kong

Sur les plages de Corse
Des mutants s'incrustent assez[3]

On the beaches of Corsica
Mutants gatecrash enough

Donkey Kong

Coups de soleil et crustacés
On en pince[4] pour la télé

Sunburns and crustaceans
We have a fondness for television

Diddy Kong

Sur DKTV le suspens[5] est annoncé

On DKTV the suspense is announced

Candy Kong

Mets-toi à l'ombre, Pete[6] !

Put yourself in the shade, Pete!

Donkey Kong

Oui, oh, ça va !

Yes, fine!

Diddy Kong

Sinon le soleil va te taper sur la boule[6]

Otherwise the sun will hit you on the head

Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong

Oh, je sais, je sais ! hi hi hi ! ha ha ha !

Oh, I know, I know! hi hi hi! ha ha ha!

Donkey Kong

Coups de soleil et crustacés
Ca sent pas bon la marée

Sunburns and crustaceans
The tide does not smell good

Candy Kong

Sur les plages de Corse
Les mutants s'incrustent assez hé hé hé

On the beaches of Corsica
The mutants gatecrash enough hey hey hey

Funky Kong

Coups de soleil et crustacés
On en pince pour la télé

Sunburns and crustaceans
We have a fondness for television

Diddy Kong

Sur DKTV le suspens[5] dure tout l'été !
Yé eh !

On DKTV the suspense lasts all summer!
Yeah eh!

NotesEdit

  1. ^ The censored word is "fout", a form of the very colloquial verb "foutre"
  2. ^ Pun on "cachalot" (sperm whale)
  3. ^ Pun on "crustacé" (crustacean)
  4. ^ Pun on "pince" (pincer)
  5. ^ a b Written as "suspens" in the script, but pronounced as "suspense" by Diddy Kong
  6. ^ a b Pun on "pitbull"

Names in other languagesEdit

Language Name Meaning
French Coups de soleil et crustacés
Sunburns and crustaceans