S.S. Caviar

Template:Location-infobox The S.S. Caviar is a ship in Wario: Master of Disguise. Count Cannoli was going to steal this ship's treasures in an episode of his show, The Silver Zephyr, until Wario came, stole Goodstyle, and took all of the treasures of the boat. Galley Cats and Pushy Cats are the ship's employees, and they will attack Wario on sight. Caviar, which the S.S. Caviar gets its name from, is a type of edible fish egg often associated with wealthy people. It may also get this name from its cat theme, as cats are often depicted as having an affinity for fish in popular media such as cartoons.

History

Episode 1: Whose Show Is This Anyway?!!

After Wario uses the Telmet to enter the TV, he crash lands on Cannoli's head, causing him to drop Goodstyle and revert to his normal self. Wario decides to take Goodstyle for himself in spite of Cannoli's objections and, as a result, acquires his first disguise, Thief Wario. Dubbing himself the "Purple Wind", Wario begins to search the ship for treasures to steal. It's not long before Wario finds a green chest and acquires his second disguise, Cosmic Wario.

Cannoli confronts Wario multiple times about getting his wand back, however, Wario refuses to return it. Finally, on top of the ship, Cannoli hops in one of his battle machines, Mad Hat Mk. I, and attempts to take his wand back by force, but Wario defeats him. In response, Cannoli offers him a deal: Cannoli helps Wario find treasure in exchange for getting his wand back. Wario agrees.

Episode 2: The Purple Wind Stinks Up the Ship!

This episode continues right where the previous one left off. Cannoli informs Wario that he came to the ship to steal an ancient tablet, which is being stored in the cargo bay. Goodstyle reveals that the tablet is a piece of the Wishstone, an artifact that could supposedly grant any wish. Upon learning of this, Cannoli calls the deal off and attempts to find the Wishstone fragment himself. Wario heads for the cargo bay and, on the way, acquires two new disguises: Arty Wario and Genius Wario.

Once Wario gets close to the cargo bay, Cannoli challenges him to a race, but this has no effect on the gameplay. Wario finds the Wishstone piece, only for Cannoli to show up in another battle machine and fight Wario again. Wario once again emerges victorious, and Cannoli leaves. Goodstyle reads the ancient writing on the Wishstone piece, and reveals that the Wishstone was split into five fragments. Since the fragment on the ship was being sent to the Smithsnorian Museum, Wario heads there to search for clues to the other fragments' whereabouts.

Special Episode: Part 1

Later, after the defeat of Terrormisu and Wario's subsequent departure, Cannoli returns to the S.S. Caviar to rob it, relieved that Wario isn't there to bother him anymore. However, Wario, bored of real life, returns to the TV and decides to steal the ship's treasures himself. After doing so, Cannoli asks him why he would do this, since he could not take the treasure back to the real world with him. Wario replies that he did it entirely out of boredom, infuriating Cannoli.

Enemies

Episode 1

• Munchelangelo
• Squabble
• Galley Cat
• Pushy Cat
• Mad Hat Mk. I (boss)

Episode 2

• Munchelangelo
• Pushy Cat
• Spoonatic
• Slaughterfork
• Jack the Knife
• DaVincheese
• Ratfael
• Mad Hat Mk. II (boss)

Special Episode: Part 1

• DaVincheese
• Ratfael
• Squabble
• Galley Cat
• Pushy Cat

Treasure chest locations

Episode 1

	Treasure	Worth	Location
	Grizzled Prospector Candy	$24,500	On a high platform outside the ship where the episode starts. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Wicked Wario.
	Cosmic Guise Gem		In the first room of the ship, past the stairs.
	Strong Sauce	$79	Replaces the Cosmic Guise Gem during subsequent runs of the episode.
	I Love You Lunchbox	$298	In the room immediately to the right of where the Cosmic Guise Gem is obtained, there is a laser switch that will bring down a chest to where Wario can open it.
	S.S. Caviar Map		In the room with the boats attached to the ceiling by ropes.
	Comatose Cushion	$3,719	Obtained by flying up as high as possible at the rightmost outdoor portion of the ship, then going left. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Wicked Wario.
	Excavated T. rex Skull	$29	In the area below the room with the crumbling floor.
	Sandals of Song	$160	On a ledge below where the Excavated T. rex Skull is.
	Weightless Backpack	$58	In the room with the three Squabbles to the right of the crumbling floor room.
	Sapphire Topknot	$5,099	Obtained by destroying the fire block on the far right of the room with the Weightless Backpack to reveal the chest. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Dragon Wario.
	Reindeer Headlamp	$64	In the room on the top-left corner of the ship.

Episode 2

	Treasure	Worth	Location
	Royal Golden Tools	$20,076	Obtained by flying up to the room above the left side of the first room with yellow pipes. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Wicked Wario.
	S.S. Caviar Map		Sitting on a ledge at the top-left of the tall room with the chandeliers.
	Arty Guise Gem		In the room on the other side of the door in the room with the map.
	Big Scoop Camera	$290	Replaces the Arty Guise Gem during subsequent runs of the episode.
	Vita Mighty		In the room accessed by using Arty Wario to draw a block over the switch in the map room; obtained by drawing a block to get on the ledge the chest is on.
	The Earwax Rifle	$130	Replaces the Vita Mighty during subsequent runs of the episode.
	Turbo Chompers	$207	In the room past the one with the four switches that activate the elevator.
	Superfantastical Money Tree	$20	On the upper-right corner of the room with water in it.
	Genius Guise Gem		On the bottom-right corner of the room with water in it.
	Hairy Macho Bathrobe	$2,349	Replaces the Genius Guise Gem during subsequent runs of the episode.
	Master Key		Obtained by riding the elevator to the fourth floor and going to the room on the right and lighting up all four switches.
	Discarded Doctor Scrubs	$280	In the room beyond the door on the fourth floor in the elevator room; obtained by using Arty Wario to get on the top-right ledge.
	Short Guy Boots	$778	In the same room as the Discarded Doctor Scrubs. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Dragon Wario to pass through the platform and access the bottom section of the room.
	Forever X-ray Glasses	$5,839	In the dark room below the one to the right of where Cannoli is fought. Unobtainable on the first run due to requiring Dragon Wario to access the room.
	Stinky Blue Cheese	$2,509	In the same room as the Forever X-ray Glasses and unobtainable on the first run for the same reasons.

Special Episode: Part 1

	Treasure	Worth	Location
	Scones of Sadness	$29,800	On the far right outdoor area of the ship .
	Uncomfortable False Eye	$32,000	In the room on the top-left corner of the ship. (Same location as the Reindeer Headlamp.)
	Town Gossip Billboard	$5,800	At the top of the tall room with multiple staircases accessed from the room to the right of where the (non-functioning) elevator is.

Trivia

• The S.S. Caviar is the only location in Wario: Master of Disguise to be the setting of more than one main story episode, the only one to have two different level layouts associated with it, and the only one with two music tracks.