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{{Italic title|List of treasures in ''Wario: Master of Disguise''}}
{{Italic title|List of treasures in ''Wario: Master of Disguise''}}
This article is a list of the 130 [[Wario's Treasures]] that appear in the game ''[[Wario: Master of Disguise]]''.
This is a list of the 130 [[Wario's Treasures|treasures]] that appear in ''[[Wario: Master of Disguise]]''.


==Pink Category==
==Pink category==
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|[[File:WMOD MajesticHeart-ShapedStraw.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MajesticHeart-ShapedStraw.gif]]
|align=left|A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!
|align=left|A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men!
|£110
|$110
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD GrizzledProspectorCandy.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD GrizzledProspectorCandy.gif]]
|align=left|These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.
|align=left|These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly.
|£24500
|$24500
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD PompadourOfLegend.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD PompadourOfLegend.gif]]
|align=left|A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.
|align=left|A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets.
|£479
|$479
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD Failedteenageromancediary.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Failedteenageromancediary.gif]]
|align=left|A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!
|align=left|A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today!
|£8364
|$8364
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD Dressofcleaningmight.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Dressofcleaningmight.gif]]
|align=left|This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!
|align=left|This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills!
|£5200
|$5200
|Special Episode 5
|Special Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD SpectaclesOfTheFool.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SpectaclesOfTheFool.gif]]
|align=left|Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.
|align=left|Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable.
|£18000
|$18000
|Special Episode 5
|Special Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD QueenlyEarHair.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD QueenlyEarHair.gif]]
|align=left|The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.
|align=left|The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind.
|£5456
|$5456
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD MaldadorousKeepsake.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MaldadorousKeepsake.gif]]
|align=left|A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.
|align=left|A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is.
|£15917
|$15917
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD Discardeddoctorscrubs.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Discardeddoctorscrubs.gif]]
|align=left|The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.
|align=left|The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist.
|£280
|$280
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD SpoiledChild'sPacifier.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SpoiledChild'sPacifier.gif]]
|align=left|This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.
|align=left|This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool.
|£6501
|$6501
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD SandalsOfInfamy.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SandalsOfInfamy.gif]]
|align=left|These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.
|align=left|These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types.
|£79
|$79
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD LovelyPinkNightie.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD LovelyPinkNightie.gif]]
|align=left|A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.
|align=left|A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only.
|£14087
|$14087
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD FriendlyClownAutograph.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FriendlyClownAutograph.gif]]
|align=left|Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.
|align=left|Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up.
|£379
|$379
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD InfieldDiamondDirt.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD InfieldDiamondDirt.gif]]
|align=left|Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.
|align=left|Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant.
|£7419
|$7419
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD Celebrityofthehourposter.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Celebrityofthehourposter.gif]]
|align=left|This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.
|align=left|This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame.
|£210
|$210
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD PrinceRedlegPantaloon.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD PrinceRedlegPantaloon.gif]]
|align=left|A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!
|align=left|A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance!
|£21930
|$21930
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD ForeverX-RayGlasses.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ForeverX-RayGlasses.gif]]
|align=left|This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.
|align=left|This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it.
|£5839
|$5839
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD HairyMachoBathrobe.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HairyMachoBathrobe.gif]]
|align=left|This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.
|align=left|This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair.
|£2349
|$2349
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD ItchyTopHat.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ItchyTopHat.gif]]
|align=left|Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.
|align=left|Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice.
|£349
|$349
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD RareCollectableFigure.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD RareCollectableFigure.gif]]
|align=left|This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited!
|align=left|This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited!
|£145
|$145
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD ForeverTissueBox.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ForeverTissueBox.gif]]
|align=left|This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.
|align=left|This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home.
|£101
|$101
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD ScaryMrBunny.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ScaryMrBunny.gif]]
|align=left|This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children.
|align=left|This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children.
|£79
|$79
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD Seven-LeafClover.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Seven-LeafClover.gif]]
|align=left|This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.
|align=left|This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness.
|£105
|$105
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD MightyTruckerPanda.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MightyTruckerPanda.gif]]
|align=left|A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.
|align=left|A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo.
|£206
|$206
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD HeartfeltHotcakes.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HeartfeltHotcakes.gif]]
|align=left|These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.
|align=left|These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise.
|£109
|$109
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD LuckyLoveToast.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD LuckyLoveToast.gif]]
|align=left|If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea.
|align=left|If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea.
|£333
|$333
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD Cutiepiehypnospecs.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Cutiepiehypnospecs.gif]]
|align=left|A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.
|align=left|A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure.
|£4341
|$4341
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD YoungSocialite'sScarf.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD YoungSocialite'sScarf.gif]]
|align=left|If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.
|align=left|If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however.
|£89
|$89
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD RichMan'sIceCream.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD RichMan'sIceCream.gif]]
|align=left|This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.
|align=left|This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air.
|£171
|$171
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD ILoveYouLunchbox.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ILoveYouLunchbox.gif]]
|align=left|Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.
|align=left|Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice.
|£298
|$298
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD SeductiveLipstick.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SeductiveLipstick.gif]]
|align=left|This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.
|align=left|This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes.
|£89
|$89
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD Crowfeathershoes.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Crowfeathershoes.gif]]
|align=left|Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.
|align=left|Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them.
|£17100
|$17100
|Special Episode 3
|Special Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD SconesOfSadness.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SconesOfSadness.gif]]
|align=left|These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.
|align=left|These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic.
|£29800
|$29800
|Special Episode 1
|Special Episode 1
|}
|}


==Blue Category==
==Blue category==
{| class=sortable align=center width=100% cellspacing=0 border=1 cellpadding=3 style="text-align:center; border-collapse:collapse; font-family:Arial;"
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|[[File:WMOD SapphireTopknot.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SapphireTopknot.gif]]
|align=left|No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.
|align=left|No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes.
|£5099
|$5099
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD Falsebeardofmight.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Falsebeardofmight.gif]]
|align=left|A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!
|align=left|A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count!
|£139
|$139
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD GoldenThrone.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD GoldenThrone.gif]]
|align=left|A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!
|align=left|A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings!
|£876
|$876
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment1.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment1.gif]]
|align=left|A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.
|align=left|A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship.
|£0
|$0
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD ShortGuyBoots.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ShortGuyBoots.gif]]
|align=left|These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.
|align=left|These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to.
|£778
|$778
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD NiftyWarioPoser.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD NiftyWarioPoser.gif]]
|align=left|A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.
|align=left|A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming.
|£8355
|$8355
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD OddLuckyThingie.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD OddLuckyThingie.gif]]
|align=left|A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!
|align=left|A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll!
|£234
|$234
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment3.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment3.gif]]
|align=left|A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.
|align=left|A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read.
|£6
|$6
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD SpanglyCelebrityGarb.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SpanglyCelebrityGarb.gif]]
|align=left|Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.
|align=left|Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent.
|£3191
|$3191
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD MatchingFrillyPinkT-Shirts.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MatchingFrillyPinkT-Shirts.gif]]
|align=left|A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable.
|align=left|A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable.
|£935
|$935
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD ReindeerHeadlamp.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ReindeerHeadlamp.gif]]
|align=left|A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.
|align=left|A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions.
|£64
|$64
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment2.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment2.gif]]
|align=left|A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.
|align=left|A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids.
|£0
|$0
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD SuperfantasticalMoneyTree.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SuperfantasticalMoneyTree.gif]]
|align=left|Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.
|align=left|Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.
|£20
|$20
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD GildedIceCreamSandwich.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD GildedIceCreamSandwich.gif]]
|align=left|This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!
|align=left|This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy!
|£4734
|$4734
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment5.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment5.gif]]
|align=left|A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.
|align=left|A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon.
|£0
|$0
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD ScaryWrestlerMask.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ScaryWrestlerMask.gif]]
|align=left|A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.
|align=left|A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage.
|£709
|$709
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD Has-BeenCelebrityPhoto.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Has-BeenCelebrityPhoto.gif]]
|align=left|A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.
|align=left|A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls.
|£368
|$368
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD Amazinggarlicclove.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Amazinggarlicclove.gif]]
|align=left|This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!
|align=left|This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests!
|£1203
|$1203
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD MustacheWax.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MustacheWax.gif]]
|align=left|Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!
|align=left|Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde!
|£373
|$373
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment4.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WishstoneFragment4.gif]]
|align=left|A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...
|align=left|A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen...
|£0
|$0
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD Brilliantbug.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Brilliantbug.gif]]
|align=left|A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.
|align=left|A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind.
|£64
|$64
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD Bluebirdofluckiness.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Bluebirdofluckiness.gif]]
|align=left|A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.
|align=left|A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards.
|£997
|$997
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD NorthPoleIceCubes.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD NorthPoleIceCubes.gif]]
|align=left|Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!
|align=left|Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves!
|£20
|$20
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD NostalgicMemoryPicture.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD NostalgicMemoryPicture.gif]]
|align=left|A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.
|align=left|A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy.
|£156
|$156
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD RareGemCereal.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD RareGemCereal.gif]]
|align=left|A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.
|align=left|A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening.
|£4096
|$4096
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD ManlyChinExtender.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ManlyChinExtender.gif]]
|align=left|Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.
|align=left|Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling.
|£60550
|$60550
|Special Episode 4
|Special Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD SassyWig.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SassyWig.gif]]
|align=left|This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua.
|align=left|This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua.
|£128
|$128
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD ShootingStarChunk.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ShootingStarChunk.gif]]
|align=left|A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything.
|align=left|A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything.
|£256
|$256
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD Electricporkchop.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Electricporkchop.gif]]
|align=left|This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken.
|align=left|This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken.
|£9600
|$9600
|Special Episode 2
|Special Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD StringTheorySoup.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD StringTheorySoup.gif]]
|align=left|All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know.
|align=left|All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know.
|£30000
|$30000
|Special Episode 2
|Special Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD SlimySquidRing.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SlimySquidRing.gif]]
|align=left|A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure.
|align=left|A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure.
|£25600
|$25600
|Special Episode 3
|Special Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD Calfhairstraightener.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Calfhairstraightener.gif]]
|align=left|No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes.
|align=left|No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes.
|£65500
|$65500
|Special Episode 4
|Special Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD LovelyBurglarMask.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD LovelyBurglarMask.gif]]
|align=left|A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling.
|align=left|A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling.
|£30000
|$30000
|Special Episode 5
|Special Episode 5
|}
|}


==Red Category==
==Red category==
{| class=sortable align=center width=100% cellspacing=0 border=1 cellpadding=3 style="text-align:center; border-collapse:collapse; font-family:Arial;"
{| class=sortable align=center width=100% cellspacing=0 border=1 cellpadding=3 style="text-align:center; border-collapse:collapse; font-family:Arial;"
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|[[File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif]]
|align=left|A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.
|align=left|A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away.
|£736
|$736
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif]]
|align=left|This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!
|align=left|This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala!
|£491
|$491
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif]]
|align=left|Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.
|align=left|Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however.
|£160
|$160
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif]]
|align=left|A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting.
|align=left|A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting.
|£49800
|$49800
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif]]
|align=left|It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.
|align=left|It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around.
|£93
|$93
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif]]
|align=left|The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world.
|align=left|The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world.
|£2094
|$2094
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif]]
|align=left|This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long.
|align=left|This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long.
|£2509
|$2509
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif]]
|align=left|This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.
|align=left|This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it.
|£30
|$30
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif]]
|align=left|These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though.
|align=left|These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though.
|£20076
|$20076
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif]]
|align=left|Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!
|align=left|Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite!
|£79
|$79
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif]]
|align=left|This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.
|align=left|This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe.
|£140
|$140
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif]]
|align=left|This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.
|align=left|This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis.
|£6409
|$6409
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif]]
|align=left|This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.
|align=left|This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull.
|£270
|$270
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif]]
|align=left|This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat.
|align=left|This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat.
|£10073
|$10073
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif]]
|align=left|A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.
|align=left|A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever.
|£3719
|$3719
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif]]
|align=left|This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda.
|align=left|This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda.
|£6000
|$6000
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif]]
|align=left|A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.
|align=left|A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order.
|£809
|$809
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif]]
|align=left|A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day.
|align=left|A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day.
|£71940
|$71940
|Special Episode 2
|Special Episode 2
|-
|-
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|[[File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif]]
|align=left|An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo.
|align=left|An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo.
|£38021
|$38021
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif]]
|align=left|A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it.
|align=left|A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it.
|£5400
|$5400
|Special Episode 4
|Special Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif]]
|align=left|This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.
|align=left|This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound.
|£188
|$188
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif]]
|align=left|Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.
|align=left|Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device.
|£640
|$640
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif]]
|align=left|This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!
|align=left|This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES!
|£280
|$280
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif]]
|align=left|The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.
|align=left|The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds.
|£100
|$100
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif]]
|align=left|A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.
|align=left|A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be.
|£37
|$37
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif]]
|align=left|This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!
|align=left|This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious!
|£60
|$60
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif]]
|align=left|The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.
|align=left|The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians.
|£809
|$809
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif]]
|align=left|If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.
|align=left|If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around.
|£7901
|$7901
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif]]
|align=left|A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there.
|align=left|A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there.
|£380
|$380
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif]]
|align=left|A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...
|align=left|A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows...
|£54
|$54
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|-
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|[[File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif]]
|align=left|When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.
|align=left|When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound.
|£7901
|$7901
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif]]
|align=left|This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.
|align=left|This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists.
|£380
|$380
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Green Category==
==Green category==
{| class=sortable align=center width=100% cellspacing=0 border=1 cellpadding=3 style="text-align:center; border-collapse:collapse; font-family:Arial;"
{| class=sortable align=center width=100% cellspacing=0 border=1 cellpadding=3 style="text-align:center; border-collapse:collapse; font-family:Arial;"
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|[[File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif]]
|align=left|A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution.
|align=left|A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution.
|£308
|$308
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif]]
|align=left|Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away.
|align=left|Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away.
|£34901
|$34901
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif]]
|align=left|This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.
|align=left|This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying.
|£7359
|$7359
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif]]
|align=left|Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of.
|align=left|Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of.
|£18500
|$18500
|Special Episode 4
|Special Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif]]
|align=left|This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.
|align=left|This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details.
|£14783
|$14783
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif]]
|align=left|Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?!
|align=left|Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?!
|£130
|$130
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif]]
|align=left|This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker.
|align=left|This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker.
|£438
|$438
|Episode 3
|Episode 3
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|[[File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif]]
|align=left|This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride!
|align=left|This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride!
|£6320
|$6320
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif]]
|align=left|A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp.
|align=left|A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp.
|£239
|$239
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif]]
|align=left|A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight.
|align=left|A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight.
|£207
|$207
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif]]
|align=left|A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time.
|align=left|A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time.
|£4085
|$4085
|Episode 9
|Episode 9
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|[[File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif]]
|align=left|This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk.
|align=left|This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk.
|£25688
|$25688
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif]]
|align=left|A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it.
|align=left|A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it.
|£29
|$29
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif]]
|align=left|This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike.
|align=left|This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike.
|£5974
|$5974
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif]]
|align=left|A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next?
|align=left|A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next?
|£833
|$833
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif]]
|align=left|This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries.
|align=left|This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries.
|£1052
|$1052
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif]]
|align=left|A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!
|align=left|A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction!
|£120
|$120
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif]]
|align=left|A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.
|align=left|A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge.
|£492
|$492
|Episode 4
|Episode 4
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|[[File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif]]
|align=left|This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place!
|align=left|This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place!
|£3201
|$3201
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif]]
|align=left|A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions.
|align=left|A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions.
|£5891
|$5891
|Episode 5
|Episode 5
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|[[File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif]]
|align=left|These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap.
|align=left|These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap.
|£404
|$404
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif]]
|align=left|A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff.
|align=left|A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff.
|£190
|$190
|Episode 6
|Episode 6
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|[[File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif]]
|align=left|This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility.
|align=left|This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility.
|£290
|$290
|Episode 2
|Episode 2
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|[[File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif]]
|align=left|These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.
|align=left|These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.
|£3212
|$3212
|Episode 10
|Episode 10
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|[[File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif]]
|align=left|A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect.
|align=left|A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect.
|£2980
|$2980
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif]]
|align=left|Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies.
|align=left|Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies.
|£110
|$110
|Episode 8
|Episode 8
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|[[File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif]]
|align=left|A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front.
|align=left|A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front.
|£135
|$135
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:Supermegatrumpcard.png]]
|[[File:Supermegatrumpcard.png]]
|align=left|This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire.
|align=left|This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire.
|£456
|$456
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|Episode 8
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|[[File:Forbiddencheatsheet.png]]
|[[File:Forbiddencheatsheet.png]]
|align=left|This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty.
|align=left|This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty.
|£320
|$320
|Episode 7
|Episode 7
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|[[File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif]]
|align=left|This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.
|align=left|This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.
|£58
|$58
|Episode 1
|Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif]]
|align=left|A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work.
|align=left|A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work.
|£32000
|$32000
|Special Episode 1
|Special Episode 1
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|[[File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif]]
|[[File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif]]
|align=left|This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal!
|align=left|This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal!
|£5800
|$5800
|Special Episode 1
|Special Episode 1
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Revision as of 02:20, February 23, 2018

This is a list of the 130 treasures that appear in Wario: Master of Disguise.

Pink category

# Treasure Description Cost Found in
1 Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw File:WMOD MajesticHeart-ShapedStraw.gif A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men! $110 Episode 4
2 Grizzled Prospector Candy File:WMOD GrizzledProspectorCandy.gif These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly. $24500 Episode 1
3 Pompadour of Legend File:WMOD PompadourOfLegend.gif A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets. $479 Episode 3
4 Failed Teenage Romance Diary File:WMOD Failedteenageromancediary.gif A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today! $8364 Episode 7
5 Dress of Cleaning Might File:WMOD Dressofcleaningmight.gif This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills! $5200 Special Episode 5
6 Spectacles of the Fool File:WMOD SpectaclesOfTheFool.gif Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable. $18000 Special Episode 5
7 Queenly Ear Hair File:WMOD QueenlyEarHair.gif The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind. $5456 Episode 5
8 Malodorous Keepsake File:WMOD MaldadorousKeepsake.gif A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is. $15917 Episode 3
9 Discarded Doctor Scrubs File:WMOD Discardeddoctorscrubs.gif The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist. $280 Episode 2
10 Spoiled Child's Pacifier File:WMOD SpoiledChild'sPacifier.gif This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool. $6501 Episode 4
11 Sandals of Infamy File:WMOD SandalsOfInfamy.gif These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types. $79 Episode 5
12 Lovely Pink Nightie File:WMOD LovelyPinkNightie.gif A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only. $14087 Episode 9
13 Friendly Clown Autograph File:WMOD FriendlyClownAutograph.gif Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up. $379 Episode 4
14 Infield Diamond Dirt File:WMOD InfieldDiamondDirt.gif Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant. $7419 Episode 3
15 Celebrity of the Hour Poster File:WMOD Celebrityofthehourposter.gif This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame. $210 Episode 5
16 Prince Redleg Pantaloon File:WMOD PrinceRedlegPantaloon.gif A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance! $21930 Episode 10
17 Forever X-ray Glasses File:WMOD ForeverX-RayGlasses.gif This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it. $5839 Episode 2
18 Hairy Macho Bathrobe File:WMOD HairyMachoBathrobe.gif This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair. $2349 Episode 2
19 Itchy Top Hat File:WMOD ItchyTopHat.gif Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice. $349 Episode 9
20 "Rare" Collectable Figurine File:WMOD RareCollectableFigure.gif This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited! $145 Episode 7
21 Forever Tissue Box File:WMOD ForeverTissueBox.gif This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home. $101 Episode 10
22 Scary Mr. Bunny File:WMOD ScaryMrBunny.gif This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children. $79 Episode 8
23 Seven-Leaf Clover File:WMOD Seven-LeafClover.gif This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness. $105 Episode 6
24 Mighty Trucker Panda File:WMOD MightyTruckerPanda.gif A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo. $206 Episode 6
25 Heartfelt Hotcakes File:WMOD HeartfeltHotcakes.gif These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise. $109 Episode 8
26 Lucky Love Toast File:WMOD LuckyLoveToast.gif If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea. $333 Episode 8
27 Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs File:WMOD Cutiepiehypnospecs.gif A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure. $4341 Episode 7
28 Young Socialite's Scarf File:WMOD YoungSocialite'sScarf.gif If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however. $89 Episode 6
29 Rich Man's Ice Cream File:WMOD RichMan'sIceCream.gif This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air. $171 Episode 7
30 I Love You Lunchbox File:WMOD ILoveYouLunchbox.gif Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice. $298 Episode 1
31 Seductive Lipstick File:WMOD SeductiveLipstick.gif This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes. $89 Episode 4
32 Crow Feather Shoes File:WMOD Crowfeathershoes.gif Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them. $17100 Special Episode 3
33 Scones of Sadness File:WMOD SconesOfSadness.gif These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic. $29800 Special Episode 1

Blue category

# Treasure Description Cost Found in
1 Sapphire Topknot File:WMOD SapphireTopknot.gif No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes. $5099 Episode 1
2 False Beard of Might File:WMOD Falsebeardofmight.gif A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count! $139 Episode 5
3 Golden Throne File:WMOD GoldenThrone.gif A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings! $876 Episode 4
4 Wishstone Fragment (1) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment1.gif A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship. $0 Episode 2
5 Short Guy Boots File:WMOD ShortGuyBoots.gif These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to. $778 Episode 2
6 Nifty Wario Poster File:WMOD NiftyWarioPoser.gif A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming. $8355 Episode 7
7 Odd Lucky Thingie File:WMOD OddLuckyThingie.gif A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll! $234 Episode 4
8 Wishstone Fragment (3) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment3.gif A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read. $6 Episode 4
9 Spangly Celebrity Garb File:WMOD SpanglyCelebrityGarb.gif Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent. $3191 Episode 9
10 Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts File:WMOD MatchingFrillyPinkT-Shirts.gif A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable. $935 Episode 3
11 Reindeer Headlamp File:WMOD ReindeerHeadlamp.gif A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions. $64 Episode 1
12 Wishstone Fragment (2) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment2.gif A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids. $0 Episode 4
13 Superfantastical Money Tree File:WMOD SuperfantasticalMoneyTree.gif Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. $20 Episode 2
14 Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich File:WMOD GildedIceCreamSandwich.gif This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy! $4734 Episode 4
15 Wishstone Fragment (5) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment5.gif A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon. $0 Episode 10
16 Scary Wrestler Mask File:WMOD ScaryWrestlerMask.gif A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage. $709 Episode 3
17 Has-Been Celebrity Photo File:WMOD Has-BeenCelebrityPhoto.gif A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls. $368 Episode 5
18 Amazing Garlic Clove File:WMOD Amazinggarlicclove.gif This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests! $1203 Episode 9
19 Mustache Wax File:WMOD MustacheWax.gif Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde! $373 Episode 4
20 Wishstone Fragment (4) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment4.gif A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen... $0 Episode 9
21 Brilliant Bug File:WMOD Brilliantbug.gif A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind. $64 Episode 6
22 Bluebird of Luckiness File:WMOD Bluebirdofluckiness.gif A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards. $997 Episode 10
23 North Pole Ice Cubes File:WMOD NorthPoleIceCubes.gif Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves! $20 Episode 6
24 Nostalgic Memory Picture File:WMOD NostalgicMemoryPicture.gif A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy. $156 Episode 10
25 Rare Gem Cereal File:WMOD RareGemCereal.gif A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening. $4096 Episode 8
26 Manly Chin Extender File:WMOD ManlyChinExtender.gif Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling. $60550 Special Episode 4
27 Sassy Wig File:WMOD SassyWig.gif This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua. $128 Episode 8
28 Shooting Star Chunk File:WMOD ShootingStarChunk.gif A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything. $256 Episode 9
29 Electric Pork Chop File:WMOD Electricporkchop.gif This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken. $9600 Special Episode 2
30 String Theory Soup File:WMOD StringTheorySoup.gif All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know. $30000 Special Episode 2
31 Slimy Squid Ring File:WMOD SlimySquidRing.gif A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure. $25600 Special Episode 3
32 Calf Hair Straightener File:WMOD Calfhairstraightener.gif No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes. $65500 Special Episode 4
33 Lovely Burglar Mask File:WMOD LovelyBurglarMask.gif A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling. $30000 Special Episode 5

Red category

# Treasure Description Cost Found in
1 Back Massage Coupon File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away. $736 Episode 5
2 Mouse Trap Gum File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala! $491 Episode 3
3 Sandals of Song File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however. $160 Episode 1
4 Ugly Pricey Furniture File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting. $49800 Episode 9
5 Paranoid Bear Carving File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around. $93 Episode 4
6 Ears of Sanguineness File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world. $2094 Episode 10
7 Stinky Blue Cheese File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long. $2509 Episode 2
8 Crazy Delicious Bamboo File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it. $30 Episode 9
9 Royal Golden Tools File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though. $20076 Episode 5
10 Strong Sauce File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite! $79 Episode 1
11 Ab Annihilator File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe. $140 Episode 5
12 Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis. $6409 Episode 4
13 Really Boring Firework File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull. $270 Episode 4
14 Fusty Golden Candle File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat. $10073 Episode 5
15 Comatose Cushion File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever. $3719 Episode 1
16 Panda Panzer File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda. $6000 Episode 3
17 Handy Scrub Brush File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order. $809 Episode 9
18 Galactic Fishcake File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day. $71940 Special Episode 2
19 Game & Watch 9000 File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo. $38021 Episode 8
20 Cheap Tire Ring File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it. $5400 Special Episode 4
21 Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound. $188 Episode 10
22 Wooden Nostril Cleaners File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device. $640 Episode 10
23 Booby-Trapped Magnet Car File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES! $280 Episode 6
24 Amazing Massage Chair File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds. $100 Episode 7
25 Clever Sidekick File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be. $37 Episode 8
26 Telemarketer's Bane File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious! $60 Episode 5
27 Hilarity Machine File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians. $809 Episode 7
28 Fool's Candy File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around. $7901 Episode 8
29 Small Handheld Toilet File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there. $380 Episode 9
30 Classy Bubble Pipe File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows... $54 Episode 3
31 Train Window Painting File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound. $7901 Episode 7
32 Fully Automated Pinwheel File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists. $380 Episode 7

Green category

# Treasure Description Cost Found in
1 Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution. $308 Episode 5
2 Spooky Haunted Seaweed File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away. $34901 Episode 7
3 Bath-Time Shampoo Hat File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying. $7359 Episode 4
4 Silky Nose Hair Tonic File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of. $18500 Special Episode 4
5 Jurassic Snot File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details. $14783 Episode 4
6 The Earwax Rifle File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?! $130 Episode 2
7 Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker. $438 Episode 3
8 Fanny Armor File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride! $6320 Episode 6
9 Formal Salmon Lure File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp. $239 Episode 5
10 Turbo Chompers File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight. $207 Episode 2
11 Superultramega Drill File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time. $4085 Episode 9
12 Scary Bug in Amber File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk. $25688 Episode 6
13 Excavated T. Rex Skull File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it. $29 Episode 1
14 Kneecap Guards File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike. $5974 Episode 8
15 Totally Legit UFO Photo File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next? $833 Episode 10
16 Vengeful Robot Controller File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries. $1052 Episode 6
17 Crop Circle Pendant File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction! $120 Episode 4
18 Haunted Television File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge. $492 Episode 4
19 Jigsaw Puzzle Solver File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place! $3201 Episode 5
20 Homework-O-Matic File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions. $5891 Episode 5
21 Midterm Clothespins File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap. $404 Episode 10
22 Starfish Ladybug File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff. $190 Episode 6
23 Big Scoop Camera File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility. $290 Episode 2
24 Freaky Cat Glasses File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not. $3212 Episode 10
25 Tiger Underwear of Doom File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect. $2980 Episode 8
26 Sweet & Spicy Pastries File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies. $110 Episode 8
27 Titanium Chef Hands File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front. $135 Episode 7
28 Super Mega Trump Card File:Supermegatrumpcard.png This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire. $456 Episode 8
29 Forbidden Cheat Sheet File:Forbiddencheatsheet.png This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty. $320 Episode 7
30 Weightless Backpack File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy. $58 Episode 1
31 Uncomfortable False Eye File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work. $32000 Special Episode 1
32 Town Gossip Billboard File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal! $5800 Special Episode 1
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Wario: Master of Disguise
Major characters Wario • Goodstyle • Count Cannoli • Carpaccio • Terrormisu
Minor characters Sphinx • Royal gatekeeper
Disguises Thief Wario • Cosmic Wario • Arty Wario • Genius Wario • Sparky Wario • Captain Wario • Dragon Wario • Wicked Wario
Locations Wario's House • S.S. Caviar • Smithsnorian Museum • Sneezemore Cave • Poobah the Pharaoh's Pyramid • Ancient Waterworks • Sweatmore Peak • Blowhole Castle • Carpaccio's Lab • Allergia Gardens
Episodes Whose Show Is This Anyway?!! • The Purple Wind Stinks Up the Ship! • The Sphinx Sits on a Secret! • A Third Thief Brings Grief! • Picking the Pharaoh's Brains! • A Flower That's Drunk Up Power! • Fouling Up the Whole Works! • When Dolphins Ruled the Earth! • More Shocking Than the Next Episode? • The Final Face-Off! • Special Episode (Part 1 · Part 2 · Part 3 · Part 4 · Part 5)
Bosses Mad Hat Mk. I • Mad Hat Mk. II • Sphinx • Head Honcho Carpaccio • Poobah the Pharaoh • Ka-Bloom! • Barfatronic Lavachomper • Stuffy the 64th • Mad Hat Mk. III • Carpaccio • Terrormisu
Enemies Amphibigun • Battle Salmon • Blamses • Blow Globe • Bombat • Buffy the Dolphin • Cyborca • Dave • DaVincheese • Fluffy the Dolphin • Galley Cat • Gooey • Horkus Porkus • Jack the Knife • K9 Cannon • Lurchin • Mellow Kitty • Mini Munchelangelo • Mr. Cheeky • Munchelangelo • Nigel B. Whistlebottom • Noobis • Officer Kicksworth • Puffy the Dolphin • Pushy Cat • Ramenses II • Ratfael • RoboUrchin • Rolltergeist • Sarcopha Guy • Scare-Oh! • Seed Weed • Sergeant Houndstooth • Sir Flap-A-Lot • Sir Hop-A-Lot • Sir Lance-A-Lot • Sir Steal-A-Lot • Sir Worth-A-Lot • Slaughterfork • Slithervine • Snackeral • Snow Globe • Sphinx Jr. • Spoonatic • Squabble • Stankulus • Stuffy the 5th • Thorn Weed • Tooty Kamen • Treasure Pest
Collectibles Coin • Gem • Guise Gem • Heart • Mastery Gem • Treasures • Vita Mighty
Key items Blue Crystal • Blue Key • Cataract Seal • Crimson Diamond • Dynamite • Floodgate Seal • Green Crystal • Lower Key • Master Key • Pharaoh's Pillow • Pharaoh's Nose Hair • Pharaoh's Underwear • Red Crystal • Red Key • Royal Flail • Royal Gold Medallion • Royal Silver Medallion • Sweatmore Hotpants • Sweatmore Superhotpants • Torrent Seal • Upper Key • Voltage-Proof Coil • Wandering Soul • Waterfall Basin Seal • Yellow Crystal • Yellow Key
Objects Blue block • Fire Bar • Hat switch • Red block • Sapphire Star • Seesaw • Sipping Stalk • Sphinx Simulator • Spirit switch • Treasure chest • Warp door
Minigames Lotsa Dots • Zappy Path • Traced Memories • Trash It • Roach Smash • Trick Slider • Wario's Ladder • Color Me Happy
Miscellaneous The Silver Zephyr • Telmet • Wario: Master of Disguise Trivia • Wishstone • W Scoop
Further info Gallery • Quotes • Staff
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