List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise
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This is a list of the 130 treasures that appear in Wario: Master of Disguise.
Pink category
Blue category
Red category
# | Treasure | Description | Cost | Found in | |
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1 | Back Massage Coupon | File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif | A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away. | $736 | Episode 5 |
2 | Mouse Trap Gum | File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif | This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala! | $491 | Episode 3 |
3 | Sandals of Song | File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif | Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however. | $160 | Episode 1 |
4 | Ugly Pricey Furniture | File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif | A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting. | $49800 | Episode 9 |
5 | Paranoid Bear Carving | File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif | It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around. | $93 | Episode 4 |
6 | Ears of Sanguineness | File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif | The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world. | $2094 | Episode 10 |
7 | Stinky Blue Cheese | File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif | This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long. | $2509 | Episode 2 |
8 | Crazy Delicious Bamboo | File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif | This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it. | $30 | Episode 9 |
9 | Royal Golden Tools | File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif | These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though. | $20076 | Episode 5 |
10 | Strong Sauce | File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif | Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite! | $79 | Episode 1 |
11 | Ab Annihilator | File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif | This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe. | $140 | Episode 5 |
12 | Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup | File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif | This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis. | $6409 | Episode 4 |
13 | Really Boring Firework | File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif | This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull. | $270 | Episode 4 |
14 | Fusty Golden Candle | File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif | This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat. | $10073 | Episode 5 |
15 | Comatose Cushion | File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif | A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever. | $3719 | Episode 1 |
16 | Panda Panzer | File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif | This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda. | $6000 | Episode 3 |
17 | Handy Scrub Brush | File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif | A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order. | $809 | Episode 9 |
18 | Galactic Fishcake | File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif | A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day. | $71940 | Special Episode 2 |
19 | Game & Watch 9000 | File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif | An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens! When unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo. | $38021 | Episode 8 |
20 | Cheap Tire Ring | File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif | A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it. | $5400 | Special Episode 3 |
21 | Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole | File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif | This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound. | $188 | Episode 10 |
22 | Wooden Nostril Cleaners | File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif | Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device. | $640 | Episode 10 |
23 | Booby-Trapped Magnet Car | File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif | This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES! | $280 | Episode 6 |
24 | Amazing Massage Chair | File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif | The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds. | $100 | Episode 7 |
25 | Clever Sidekick | File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif | A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be. | $37 | Episode 8 |
26 | Telemarketer's Bane | File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif | This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious! | $60 | Episode 5 |
27 | Hilarity Machine | File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif | The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians. | $809 | Episode 7 |
28 | Fool's Candy | File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif | If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around. | $7901 | Episode 8 |
29 | Small Handheld Toilet | File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif | A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there. | $380 | Episode 9 |
30 | Classy Bubble Pipe | File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif | A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows... | $54 | Episode 3 |
31 | Train Window Painting | File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif | When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound. | $7901 | Episode 7 |
32 | Fully Automated Pinwheel | File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif | This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists. | $380 | Episode 7 |
Green category
# | Treasure | Description | Cost | Found in | |
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1 | Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt | File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif | A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution. | $308 | Episode 5 |
2 | Spooky Haunted Seaweed | File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif | Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away. | $34901 | Episode 7 |
3 | Bath-Time Shampoo Hat | File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif | This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying. | $7359 | Episode 4 |
4 | Silky Nose Hair Tonic | File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif | Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of. | $18500 | Special Episode 4 |
5 | Jurassic Snot | File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif | This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details. | $14783 | Episode 4 |
6 | The Earwax Rifle | File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif | Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?! | $130 | Episode 2 |
7 | Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball | File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif | This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker. | $438 | Episode 3 |
8 | Fanny Armor | File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif | This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride! | $6320 | Episode 6 |
9 | Formal Salmon Lure | File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif | A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp. | $239 | Episode 5 |
10 | Turbo Chompers | File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif | A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight. | $207 | Episode 2 |
11 | Superultramega Drill | File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif | A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time. | $4085 | Episode 9 |
12 | Scary Bug in Amber | File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif | This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk. | $25688 | Episode 6 |
13 | Excavated T. Rex Skull | File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif | A T. rex skull dug up from the Earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it. | $29 | Episode 1 |
14 | Kneecap Guards | File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif | This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike. | $5974 | Episode 8 |
15 | Totally Legit UFO Photo | File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif | A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next? | $833 | Episode 10 |
16 | Vengeful Robot Controller | File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif | This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries. | $1052 | Episode 6 |
17 | Crop Circle Pendant | File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif | A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction! | $120 | Episode 4 |
18 | Haunted Television | File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif | A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge. | $492 | Episode 4 |
19 | Jigsaw Puzzle Solver | File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif | This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place! | $3201 | Episode 5 |
20 | Homework-O-Matic | File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif | A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions. | $5891 | Episode 5 |
21 | Midterm Clothespins | File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif | These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap. | $404 | Episode 10 |
22 | Starfish Ladybug | File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif | A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff. | $190 | Episode 6 |
23 | Big Scoop Camera | File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif | This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility. | $290 | Episode 2 |
24 | Freaky Cat Glasses | File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif | These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not. | $3212 | Episode 10 |
25 | Tiger Underwear of Doom | File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif | A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect. | $2980 | Episode 8 |
26 | Sweet & Spicy Pastries | File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif | Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies. | $110 | Episode 8 |
27 | Titanium Chef Hands | File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif | A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front. | $135 | Episode 7 |
28 | Super Mega Trump Card | This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire. | $456 | Episode 8 | |
29 | Forbidden Cheat Sheet | This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty. | $320 | Episode 7 | |
30 | Weightless Backpack | File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif | This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy. | $58 | Episode 1 |
31 | Uncomfortable False Eye | File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif | A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work. | $32000 | Special Episode 1 |
32 | Town Gossip Billboard | File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif | This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal! | $5800 | Special Episode 1 |