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{{BoxTop}}"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
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Revision as of 05:48, May 22, 2015

Sasha
Sasha.

Sasha is a character from Mario Tennis: Power Tour. She holds the second rank in Junior Class singles and doubles at the Academy. She claims to do well under pressure, but she takes the game too seriously. Due to her inability to relax, she is stuck in the Junior Class. Her doubles partner is Sylvia. A small part of the problem may be Sylvia's apparent sensitivity to bright sunlight, but most of it can be blamed on the fact that not only does she take it too seriously, but she's only really motivated when it's time for the Island Open. Also of interest, Sasha and Sylvia, but especially Sasha, seems to focus too much on the player's doubles partner (at least in post-match speech) during the game, not recognizing the player character's talent (despite their pre-match claimes otherwise) until the player is in Varsity Class. She gets doubles and singles first rank, but has no interest in joining the seniors right away, much like Chris, but much unlike her partner Sylvia.

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