User:Archivist Toadette/sandbox

Entries with a red background indicate objects that are produced by shaking the object in the above entry, while entries with a blue background indicate objects that change depending on the style, and entries with a green background indicate objects that change depending on the theme.

Object	Template:SMMstyle	Template:SMMstyle	Template:SMMstyle	Template:SMMstyle	Notes
Brick Block Rotating Block			N/A
	N/A	N/A		N/A
? Block					Shaking a ? Block with an item inside will remove said item from the ? Block
Hard Block
Ground
Warp Pipe
Super Mushroom
Coin
Trampoline
Goomba					Shaking an unmodified Goomba will cause it to split into two Mini Goombas
Koopa Troopa					Shaking a Koopa Troopa causes it to alternate between the green and red variants
Piranha Plant Fire Piranha Plant
Wings					If not placed on a valid object, the wing will simply fly away

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Super Mario Maker 2 Mythbusters - Smashy

Playlist can be found here.

#1: Does Mario Weigh More When He is Big?

• Seesaws cannot be slid on, even while tilted.
• A player in their Super form weighs the same on a Seesaw as a player in their Small form.
• Pressing up or down while wearing a Dry Bones Shell in lava or poison causes it to spin.
• Hitboxes on Spike Traps are much more lenient than they were in the original game.
• In the Super Mario World and New Super Mario Bros. U styles, when Boom Boom shields himself upon being damaged, he hurts any player that tries to Spin Jump on him.
• Spike Traps placed at the very top of the vertical scroll limit cannot be jumped over.
• Items destroyed by Dotted-Line Blocks respawn if the player leaves and then returns to the area.
• Players can no longer stand on the edges of One-Way Walls.

#2: Does Yoshi Weigh More When He Has an Item in His Mouth?

• Bowser's fireballs can be snuffed out by jumping on them with a Dry Bones Shell.
• Climbing in Cat form prevents the player from hitting Hidden Blocks.
• Players can no longer destroy blocks on the side in their Big form.
• Bob-ombs' detonation timers reset when they are carried through Clear Pipes.
• When Yoshi carries an item in his mouth, the weight of the item is added to Yoshi's weight on a Seesaw.
• When the player climbs a Goal Pole in their Cat form, the timer stops.
• Bob-ombs no longer ricochet off walls when thrown.
• In the Super Mario 3D World style, Boom Boom's damaging attacks also defeat most enemies.

#3: Does Giant Mario Weigh More Than Normal Mario?

• While dropping carried Galoombas and Goombuds resets their reaction timer, the same cannot be said for Buzzy Beetles, Koopa Troopas, or Spinies.
• Collapsing Snake Blocks are completely harmless.
• A player in their Big form weighs the same on a Seesaw as a player in their Small form.
• Ground Pounding with a Dry Bones Shell allows the player to "play dead" longer than with simple crouching.
• Angry Suns will hurt players that try to jump on them in a Goomba's Shoe, though a Ground Pound with a big Goomba's Shoe can defeat them.
• Unlike in the New Super Mario Bros. games, Yoshi cannot consume fireballs from a player's Fire form.
• Buzzy Shells usually bound left if a sideways Trampoline falls on top of it; however, placing a stationary item directly above the sideways Trampoline will cause the Buzzy Shell to bound right instead.
• Causing a Thwomp to pound a Seesaw on one side will usually cause enemies on the other side to be launched higher than normal if there is ground underneath them.

#4: Do Winged Enemies Weigh More Than Normal Enemies?

• Only winged Boos can pass towers of Big Boos.
• Regular Yoshi cannot consume Red Yoshi's fireballs.
• The player cannot pick up portable items while wearing a Dry Bones Shell on ground. There is, however, a glitch allowing them to pick up portable items on the same frame that they begin wearing a Dry Bones Shell.
• Wings contribute nothing to an object's weight on a Seesaw.
• Yoshi is capable of spitting poison by consuming jumping Cheep Cheeps.
• Touching a goal while "playing dead" with a Dry Bones Shell will still finish the level as normal.
• Ground Pound Jumps are not possible to perform.
• Running across small gaps does not count against the "no jumping" clear condition.

#5: Can You Enter a Door When Someone Lifts You?

• Players that are picked up cannot enter Warp Doors at the height they are picked up at normally. As such, it only works with precise timing.
• Holding another player prevents the lower player from hitting Hidden Blocks two spaces above the ground.
• Players cannot interact with objects held by other players.
• Some portable objects (such as P Switches) allow the player to push a Dry Bones Shell without destroying it.
• With precise timing, the player can still Spin Jump while holding items.
• The player does not cause a Flimsy Lift to fall when they immediately jump out of a Dry Bones Shell upon entering it.
• By hitting a ? Block or Brick Block underneath a Twister at just the right moment, the player can coax it off a ledge.
• Angry Suns and Moons move slower in lava and poison.

#6: Can You Jump Further When Jumping Backwards Off a Tree?

• Flipping backwards off of a Tree nets more momentum than flipping forwards.
• In the forest theme in the Super Mario 3D World style, the underwater variant of the music plays even when the player is only partially submerged in water.
• Players cannot enter Warp Pipes while Piranha Creepers are placed on the sides of the pipes.
• Enemies cannot walk on the support platforms present only in the editor mode.
• Yoshi crouches lower in the New Super Mario Bros. U style.
• Players under Super Star invincibility can only hold portable enemies if they were being held before the player touched the Super Star.
• Enemies can interact with platforms placed underneath slopes.
• A player's death animation keeps playing until they go offscreen, after which they freeze in the state they were in when another player lost track of them.

#7: Can Link's Shield Deflect Banzai Bill?

• Link's sword cannot destroy Spike Balls.
• Link can cancel Down Thrusts in midair.
• Link's Dash Attack is indefinite.
• Bowser takes more damage from Link's bombs than from Bob-ombs.
• Koopa Clown Cars make a sinister expression when Link drops a bomb from them.
• Link can still wear Spiny Shells, Buzzy Shells, and Dry Bones Shells.\
• Link's bombs do not defeat enemies until they explode.
• Once kicked, snowballs keep rolling indefinitely.
• Snowballs never melt.
• Snow Pokeys drop one snowball once defeated.
• Snowballs almost always fall straight back down once thrown upwards in the Super Mario World style.
• The maximum horizontal distance an arrow can travel is ten blocks.
• Spike Balls chase the player in the ground theme at night.
• The momentum granted from Dash Blocks lasts thirty-two blocks horizontally.
• Dash Blocks count as "global" ground tiles.
• Snow Pokeys wear different hats in certain game styles.
• Link's shield can push stationary enemies.
• Link's shield can defeat Banzai Bills.
• Link has some exclusive sound effects.
• Spike Balls thrown by Spikes in the Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 3 styles keep scrolling horizontally until they touch solid ground, after which they roll as normal.

#8: What Happens When 2 Links Dash Into Eachother

• Bob-ombs and Link's bombs weigh the same on a Seesaw.
• A player in their Link form weighs the same on a Seesaw as a player in their Small form.
• Bowser makes a different noise when hit with Link's sword.
• Koopa Troopas and Spinies are the only shelled enemies to be vulnerable to Link's arrows.
• Link's arrows cannot be set on fire.
• Legend of Zelda-specific sound effects do not stop playing if the player takes damage as Link.
• Cheep Cheeps jumping in poison cannot melt Frozen Coins.
• Link's bombs sprout legs and walk in the ground theme at night.
• Link's arrows do not affect other players.
• Link's Dash Attack can push other players.
• Frozen Coins transform into frozen Brick Blocks (or frozen Rotating Blocks in the Super Mario World style) when a P Switch is activated.

#9: Can Link's Shield Defend Against Angry Sun

• Frozen Brick Blocks (or frozen Rotating Blocks) can still be melted by fire-based course elements.
• Two players in their Link forms cannot cause their arrows to collide.
• By spinning in their Cape form, the player can enter a Warp Pipe facing backwards.
• The player does not turn around when jumping off of a Yoshi, even while they are turning as they land.

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• By continuously holding a bow, Link can enter a Warp Pipe facing backwards.
• A player in the Big form can outright break Frozen Coins, even in their frozen Brick Block form.
• Link's bombs can only be jumped on when they are placed on steep slopes.
• Link's arrows are not affected by wind.
• The poison that Yoshi spits out does not melt Frozen Coins.
• Link's arrows pass right through Angry Suns.
• Link's arrows deal the same damage to Bowser as fireballs.
• Two players as Link cannot crush enemies with their shields.
• Link gains weight on a Seesaw by holding a bomb.
• Link's shield cannot defend against Angry Suns.
• Parachuting Thwomps lose their parachutes upon being hit by Link's shield.
• Jumping on the sides of Spike Tops other than their backs defeats them instantly.
• Link's arrows are not affected by low gravity.
• In the sky theme at night, the player falls further while not pressing any buttons.

#10:

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Template:Item-infobox Flimsy Lifts are a type of lift found throughout the 2D games in the Super Mario series.

History

Super Mario Bros.

Flimsy Lifts debut in Super Mario Bros. They are lifts that drop when the player stands on them, only to stop falling once the player gets off of them. Only seven appear in the entire game: one in the middle of World 3-3, four near the end of World 6-3, and two at the beginning of World 7-4.

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels

Flimsy Lifts return in Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, behaving exactly the same as in Super Mario Bros. This time, they first appear as early as World 1-2, and appear in every world thereafter, with the exception of Worlds 2 and 9.

Super Mario Bros. 3 / Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Flimsy Lifts return in Super Mario Bros. 3, appearing only in World 1-4. They behave mostly the same as the predecessors, except that they now move horizontally, and no longer stop moving when the player steps off of them.

Flimsy Lifts behaving like their Super Mario Bros. counterparts also appear in Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3's World-e level Caped Escape.

Super Mario World / Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2

Flimsy Lifts return in Super Mario World, behaving as they did in Super Mario Bros. 3, though they now initially remain stationary. They mainly appear in secret areas of Donut Secret 2 and Chocolate Secret as well as throughout Star World 5, though two also appear in Butter Bridge 1, one appears in Chocolate Island 4, and three appear in Way Cool.

New Super Mario Bros.

In New Super Mario Bros., only two Flimsy Lifts appear in the entire game, specifically at the end of World 6-5. They behave the same as in Super Mario World.

Super Mario Maker / Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS / Super Mario Maker 2

Flimsy Lifts appear as placeable course elements in Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS, and Super Mario Maker 2, behaving as they did in Super Mario World and New Super Mario Bros., though they are now given a bluish hue to properly differentiate them from regular Lifts. Placing wings on a Flimsy Lift makes it fall more slowly, and placing one on a track makes it act like a Rail Lift that remains stationary until the player lands on it.

Other appearances

While Flimsy Lifts do not appear in New Super Mario Bros. Wii, New Super Mario Bros. 2, New Super Mario Bros. U, or New Super Luigi U, they nonetheless appear in the games' files, implying that they were meant to appear in each game.

Gallery

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  Super Mario Maker (New Super Mario Bros. U style)

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List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) songs

{{Italic title|List of ''Donkey Kong Country'' (television series) songs}}

The following is a list of the various songs featured in the Donkey Kong Country animated series. In all, there are seventy-eight songs, two for each episode barring "Cranky's Tickle Tonic" (which has one song) and "Message in a Bottle Show" (which has no songs) plus the theme song. Each song corresponds to the theme of the episode. For example, in "The Big Switch-A-Roo", the theme for the episode is body swapping, so one of the songs that corresponds to that episode is about Donkey Kong adapting to his temporary body.

Theme song

Long version

Hoo! Hah!
Hoo, hah!
Donkey Kong!

Heeeeyyyyyy, oh! Look out down below!
Here he comes, banana slamma'!
Donkey Kong!
Hoo! Hah!
Hoo, hah!
Donkey Kong!
Hoo! Hah!
Hoo, hah!
Donkey Kong!
Heeeeyyyyyy, oh! Look out down below!
Here he comes, banana slamma'!
Kongo Bongo's hero!

Heeeeyyyyyy, oh! Donkey Kong, let's go, let's go!
Here he comes, banana slamma'!
Hooooo, HAH!

Short version

Hoo! Hah!
Hoo, hah!
Donkey Kong!

Heeeeyyyyyy, oh! Look out down below!
Here he comes, banana slamma'!

Donkey Kong!
Heeeeyyyyyy, oh! Donkey Kong, let's go, let's go!
Here he comes, banana slamma'!
Hooooo, HAH!

'Cause I'm Cranky

Some people call me negative
They don't like my frown
They all try to cheer me up
But I'm down with being down!

I know what you're thinking
He's a genius... 'Cause I am!

'Cause I'm Cranky
I got my finger on the beat
Yeah, I'm Cranky
The oldest, wisest ape you'll ever meet!

Candy Clone

I'm Candy Kong's clone
We look like we're one and the same
I know what you're thinking
But, honey, I'm no ordinary dame

I'm sugary sweet
Ooh!
Just like candy cane
My charm and good looks
Drive all the apes insane

Every monkey's dream
For your evil scheme
It's so cool
To work for King K. Rool

Cranky's Gonna Show Ya

You say you gotta be young to rock
But Cranky's gonna show ya how to walk the walk
I'll show ya moves that you've never seen
I'll take ya to places ya never been
I know you're thinking that I'm much too old
But when they made Cranky, they broke the mold!

I'm gonna show you, without a doubt!
This old body will never give out- EEEYAH!

Diddy to the Rescue

The time has come for me to help DK
Swing into action and finally save the day
Everybody, see what I can do
'Cause it's Diddy to the rescue

I can do most anything
That Donkey Kong can do
Ohh!
Don't take too much to get me excited
Get out of my way
'Cause Diddy's coming through!

Pirate's Scorn

SKURVY:
Arrh, when I was a young lad, my father said to me
"Arrh, lend an ear and learn some pirate history!
Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas
He was your great-great-great-grandpappy, Quint Skurvy!"
He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains
But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day!

ALL:
I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig!
I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did!
The day you mess with Skurvy, arrh, you'll wish you were never born!
When the Coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!

SKURVY:
He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years
But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear
It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise
A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize
He discovered it possessed extraordinary power
But stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour!

ALL:
I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig!
I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did!
The day you mess with Skurvy, arrh, you'll wish you were never born!
When the Coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!

When the Coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!

Arrh!

I Gotta Eat!

I like the taste of a pirate ship
A yummy boat filled with gold is so hip
Skurvy took my teeth 'cause he's afraid of me
He knows I'll eat everything I see

I got a deal that you can't refuse
I got the key, somethin' you can use
If you don't help me then it looks like we're beat
Someone get my teeth back
I gotta eat!

Haven't had a check-up in a century
I can't recall a single cavity
Pardon me for frowning, I don't mean to be rude
Without my teeth, I'm gummin' on my food

That Kaptain Skurvy, man, what a pest!
He took my teeth and threw them in the crow's nest
If you don't help me then it looks like we're beat
Someone get my teeth back
Someone get my teeth back
Someone get my teeth back
I gotta eat!

Creeping

Here I go creeping, shhh, don't make a sound
Get the Crystal Coconut, and Candy, come around
Donkey Kong ain't good enough, anyone can see
That the only ape for her in Kongo Bongo is me

Look at Cranky sleeping, hour after hour
When I get the coconut, I get the power
Everything I want and everything I need
Is finally right in front of me to satisfy my greed!

This is all too easy, feels like a dream
Possessing all the power will make Donkey Kong scream!

Have We Got a Deal?

DIDDY:
Say, Eddie, how about a deal?

DK:
Fire for the barrel? It's a bargain!

DIDDY:
It's a steal!

EDDIE:
"Steal?"

DIDDY:
No, but here's the catch

DK:
Give us the barrel, and we'll give you a match

DIDDY:
Matches give you fire, and fire gives you light

DK:
Will a barrel keep you warm on a cold winter's night?

EDDIE:
Light?

DK AND DIDDY:
Right!

DK:
There's more you can do

DIDDY:
Like cook banana burgers on the barbecue!

EDDIE:
Barbecue?

DIDDY:
And firecrackers, too!

DK:
Can a barrel light the sky like fireworks do?

DK AND DIDDY:
So, have we got a deal, have we got a deal, Eddie?
Eddie, have we got a deal?
So, have we got a deal, have we got a deal, Eddie?
Eddie, have we got a deal?

EDDIE:
How do I get this thing to light?

DIDDY:
Gotta move it, gotta shake it, gotta scratch it just right!

I'm Nobody's Hero

I don't know what's happenin' to me
I'm gettin' all the blame for things I didn't do
Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong?
I'm all alone and I'm so confused

I don't know what everyone wants me to be
I only know just how to be me
Once I was the ape of the hour
They think I'm a coward
An absolute zero
I'm nobody's hero

An absolute zero
I'm nobody's hero
I'm nobody's hero

Second Banana

What do you expect from someone
Who has never, ever been the king before?
Never had to save the day
Now I've no idea what's in store

Second banana's what I am
I never thought this job would be
Full of so much misery
Second banana's what I know
I'm just not cut out to be the hero

Maybe it's a twist of fate
But I can never recreate the ape he was
I'm the tutti to his frutti
And the peach to his fuzz

Second banana's what I am
We made such a perfect team
Now I'm all alone, it seems
Second banana's what I know
I'm just not cut out to be the hero

The hero...
The hero...
The hero...
The hero...
The hero!

The Curse of the Golden Banana

CRANKY:
See here, look what you've done now!
You have brought the wrath of Inka Dinka Doo on down!

DK:
How can such a pretty thing as this
Make things really go amiss?
All I want is Candy's kiss

CRANKY:
You're a fool, can't you see that there's a curse?
Put the Banana back or things are gonna get much worse!

DK:
What's with all the worry?
Can't you see I'm in a hurry?
It's the perfect gift for our anniversary

CRANKY:
The curse will bring the destruction of the entire island
And there'll be no bananas left for you to eat!

DK:
No bananas?!

BOTH:
It's the curse of the Golden Banana
The curse of the Golden Banana
The curse of the Golden Banana
The curse of the Golden Banana!

Our Love is Stronger Than a Golden Banana

CANDY:
When I see a smile on your hairy face
I know there's no other ape that could take your place

DK:
I can't believe you feel the way that you do
Your love is like a dream come true

CANDY:
You are the sunlight warmin' up my day
Take my hand and everything's OK

DK:
I see bananas when I look in your eyes
I'd shower you with coconut cream pies

A love like ours don't grow on trees

CANDY:
Our love is like a summer breeze

DK:
Can't you see we're meant to be?

Both:
Our love is stronger than a Golden Banana
Our love is stronger than a Golden Banana
Stronger than a Golden Banana

Bluster the Benevolent

I will be remembered as a straight-up honest guy
Who will gladly give his life to save the average passerby
They'll erect a statue in honor of me
A monument to symbolize my bravery

Bluster the Benevolent, hailed as a king
Blessing one and all instead of cursing everything

I would hand out daisies and rescue kittens from a tree
And pick up all the litter that falls in front of me
Maybe they will name a city after me
With plaques on every building, signs of my nobility

Bluster the Benevolent, hailed as a god
Spreading joy and love instead of bumbling like a clod
Bluster the Benevolent wins the Nobel Prize
For bringing world peace about in the blink of an eye

My Finest Hour

It's great to be a king! I seem to have a knack
For taking everything I want and giving nothing back
I'll take away your jellies; I'll take away your jams
Have a nice vacation when I take your travel plans!

Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour
Nothing on this Earth can stop me now!

Everything is mine! I finally have control!
Uh, excuse me, I hope I don't sound too droll
I'll take your color TV's, and a banana, if you please
And I'll put an end to this silly world peace!

Fools! While I watch you cower, this is my finest hour
Bait you on my hook, just like a worm!
Before I crush you like a bug, come over here and give me a hug
It gives me so much joy to watch you squirm!

Riches Galore (Let's Go!)

FUNKY:
How could you pass on somethin' like this?

DIDDY:
Not wanna go when it's all that you wished for?

FUNKY:
Think of all the treasure you're gonna miss!

DIDDY:
Don't you wanna get your hands on riches galore?

DK:
No.

FUNKY:
Get your head out of the clouds!

DIDDY:
Adventure's waitin', time's a-wastin'!

FUNKY:
You could be livin' on easy street!

DIDDY:
C'mon, DK, doesn't this sound sweet?

DK:
No.

FUNKY:
You could have a house with coconut walls!

DIDDY:
You could have a swing for two installed!

FUNKY:
You could have your own banana tree!

DIDDY:
You could buy anything you want for Candy!

DK:
A gift for Candy!?

ALL:
Let's go, let's go! Hit the road!
We'll find treasure by the truckload!
Let's go, let's go! Grab the map!
We'll buy more rhymes than we can rap!

DK:
Fire up the plane, Funky!

All I Want

CANDY:
With these riches, I will gain my freedom
From Bluster acting like a jerk
I don't need anyone to shower me with diamonds
I won't ever have to work

K. ROOL:
Not so fast, my dear, the treasure is mine now
I can plan my evil schemes
With this device I will take over the island
Oh, it sounds like such a dream

DK:
I don't mean to disappoint you, K. Rool
I'm gonna stop you from your evil ways
Kongo Bongo will be out of your grasp
And the island will be safe for one more day

BLUSTER:
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh, I don't like this
Someone take away this doomsday thing
I have to think about myself and save my own skin
Who knows what evil this will bring?

CANDY:
All I wanna do is buy the factory
Ooh, all the freedom and luxury

Mixing Your Cares Away

DK:
Say "one banana" and "zing-zang-zote"
Then say "coconut" and it should float

DIDDY:
A dash of "zing" adds a bit of ping!
A cup of "zang" gives it some tang!

DK:
A little bit of that and a whole lotta this!

DIDDY:
A pinch of "zote" and you can't miss!

BOTH:
Say "one banana" and "zing-zang-zote"
Then say "coconut" and it should float
When the recipe tastes OK
Then you're mixing your cares away

DK:
A quart of this might give it some zip!

DIDDY:
Give it a stir 'til it sticks to your fur!

DK:
A gallon of that might give it some taste!"

DIDDY:
Pass it quick, there's no time to waste!

BOTH:
Say "one banana" and "zing-zang-zote"
Then say "coconut" and it should float
When the recipe tastes OK
Then you're mixing your cares away

DK:
This is so much fun, I can't wait 'til it's done!

DIDDY:
It's gonna taste great, just you wait!

DK:
Is it ready to try? I'm so excited I could die!

DIDDY:
A little more "zing" is just the thing!

BOTH:
Say "one banana" and "zing-zang-zote"
Then say "coconut" and it should float
Say "one banana" and "zing-zang-zote"
Then say "coconut" and it should float

No One's Going to Make a Monkey Out of Me

Everyone is plotting against me
They're muttering behind me; I smell a scam
Donkey Kong and Bluster, working together
How naïve do they think I am?

No one's going to make a monkey out of me
No one gets this diabolical sipping tea
I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see
No one's going to make a monkey out of me

They must be building a top secret weapon
Mounting an army as fast as they can
The nerve of those two impudent apes
What kind of fool do they think I am!?

I'm hearing voices in my head - what should I do!?
I've got to break this rebellious plot in two
They're working on counter-intelligence, after all
What kind of intelligence do apes have in brains that small!?

No one's going to make a monkey out of me
No one gets this diabolical sipping tea
I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see
No one's going to make a monkey out of me

Listen to Funky

Kick back and have a zone-out
Cop a set and glide by, leavin' you with no doubt
No need to wig, ya dig?
It's a hardcore, full-tilt chiller boogie

Do that monkey like that monkey do you
Listen to Funky 'cause my words rings true
If you wanna get a monkey off-a your back
Let him save your life and you'll be even, it's as simple as that

Rip curl, pipe line, max in the slam
Be cool, bro, it's a radical jam
Run it up an air pole, chill with ease
Make ya wanna pound surf in ten degrees

Do that monkey like that monkey do you
Oh, listen to Funky 'cause my words rings true
(Scatting)
If you wanna get a monkey off-a your back
Let him save your life and you'll be even, it's as simple as that
(Scatting)
Let him save your life and you'll be even, it's as simple as that

Anyone Can Dance

Look at me, I can dance so gracefully
Gotta have some rhythm just to make the scene
Just feel the beat, hear it in your head
Moving to your middle, ending at your feet

Anyone can dance
Anyone can do it
Follow my lead
'Cause there ain't nothing to it

Starts with a swivel, swivelin' free
It's the balance in your hips that's key
Take your arms, wave them in the air
Keep yourself from falling and you'll glide without a care

Anyone can dance
Anyone can do it
Follow my lead
'Cause there ain't nothing to it

You're gonna need style and personality
To give you individu-viduality
Don't be afraid to move the way you want to move
Trust yourself and you will find your groove

Anyone can dance
Anyone can do it
Follow my lead
'Cause there ain't nothing to it!
Anyone can dance
Anyone can do it
Follow my lead
'Cause there ain't nothing to it

Anyone Can Dance (reprise)

Look at me, I can dance so gracefully
Gotta have some rhythm just to make the scene
Just feel the beat, hear it in your head
Movin' to your middle, ending at your feet

Anyone can do it
Anyone can dance
My moves'll hypnotize you
Put you in a trance

Can't you see, coordination is the key
It's my balance that takes hold of me
Take your arms, wave them in the air
Keep yourself from fallin' and you'll glide without a care

Anyone can do it
Anyone can dance
My moves'll hypnotize you
Put you in a trance

You're gonna need style and personality
To give you individuality
Don't be afraid to move the way you wanna move
Trust yourself and you will find your groove

Anyone can do it
Anyone can dance
My moves'll hypnotize you
Put you in a trance
Anyone can do it
Anyone can dance
My moves'll hypnotize you
Put you in a trance

That's Why He'd Rather be With Me

DIDDY:
I don't know what you got brewin'
But I know what DK's doin'
He's gonna spend time watchin' monkey movies with me

CANDY:
Oh, please, I don't think so
My man's gonna eat like a beast
'Cause I prepared a banana feast
I'm gonna treat him like the king he is

DIDDY:
Hah! We'll see about that!
You don't seem to understand

CANDY:
Get it through your head if you can
Didn't you see the look in his eyes

DIDDY:
Girl, it's time for you to get wise

BOTH:
That's why he'd rather be with me

CANDY:
I know what he wants 'cause a girl can tell

DIDDY:
Only a buddy knows him well

CANDY:
My love is the food that feeds his heart

DIDDY:
With snacks and sodas, you'll never tear us apart

CANDY:
I'll tell you what he needs is sweet romance

DIDDY:
Up against TV, you don't stand a chance

CANDY:
He gave me that look

DIDDY:
That was dirt in his eye

CANDY:
I can read him like a book

DIDDY:
Guys will always be guys

CANDY:
He wants me, you pint-sized ape

DIDDY:
It's time for me to set you straight

BOTH:
That's why he'd rather be with me

CANDY:
That's why he'd rather be with me

BOTH:
That's why he'd rather be with me

DIDDY:
Hah! See what I mean! Hahahah!

BOTH:
That's why he'd rather be with me

CANDY:
With you?

DIDDY:
Yeah, me.

CANDY:
We'll see.

BOTH:
That's why he'd rather be with me

Holograms

CRANKY:
You can be here, you can be there, anywhere
You can go any place you wanna go, don't ya know?
You're just an image of yourself, floating in the air
Can't lift a thing, and you can't even comb your hair

A hologram is like a telegram
You can send it anywhere
But you never go nowhere
You gotta realize your limitations when you're just thin air

DIDDY:
---Yeah but---cap---K---Rool--is a---king---

CRANKY:
Hold on a second, there, I'm not finished! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah!

You can't peel bananas that you wanna eat
You can't feel the ground with your own two feet

DK:
You can't even eat bananas?!

CRANKY:
No! How many times do I gotta tell ya?

DIDDY:
---You got---the---the---K---Rool---ack---ng---

CRANKY:
A hologram is like a telegram
You can send it anywhere
But you're not really there
You can't touch anything...
How much longer should I sing?!
Don't you understand that holograms can't push red buttons!

Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of the Double Doubloon

DK:
Disaster strikes our island if this dreaded curse comes true
There will be no Kongo Bongo and no bananas, too
Who knows how many got this note and understood its power
To anyone who reads it twice, this could be our darkest hour

It's the dreading dabbar blabboo cursed double dabble of doobie-doo

CRANKY:
No, you're saying it wrong!
It's Bluebeard Baboon's curse of the Double Doubloon!

DK:
The secret of the double curse lies in the words you see
If you read them once, then read them twice, then we'll all be history
There's danger in the jungle and it's causing a commotion
The island that we know and love will sink into the ocean!

It's the dreddle double birboo cursing double woppu of blue suede shoe

CRANKY:
No, you're saying it wrong!
It's Bluebeard Baboon's curse of the Double Doubloon!

DK:
There's trouble in the jungle and we'd better solve it soon
With Bluebeard's curse, things go bad to worse; it looks like we're all doomed!

Spellbound

With this book of spells, I will unleash an ancient power
I can cause disaster, bring down mountains or make flowers
All the gators in the land will rejoice and sing
When I make the apes of Kongo Bongo puppets on a string

They'll be spellbound and in my power
I'll shrink them down to size and then I'll swat them all like flies

Donkey Kong will file my claws, I'll make him oil my feet
I'll turn bananas into cheese; there'll be nothing left to eat
I'll freeze Cranky's hologram and then I'll stuff him in a jar
I'll use him as a nightlight on the wall in my boudoir

Ruler of the universe, I feel so sublime
I'll pull out my stick and make them limbo a thousand times!

They'll be spellbound and in my power
I'll shrink them down to size and then I'll swat them all like flies
They'll be spellbound, they'll run for cover
I'll turn them into big-eared mice! It won't be very nice