I'm Bowser's Luma! My favorite games are Mario Kart Wii, New Super Mario Bros., and Mario Super Sluggers. I'm into the new Mario games and I don't know much about old ones. I'm sure I can help the wiki with new game articles.
I am proud to say that CoD stands for Character of the Day and RPG is Role-playing Game.
Things I Can Say Truthfully That Nobody Else Here Can
No other user's English teacher has given him a lenticular Wario Land: Shake It! bookmark.
No other user's baby cousin has made an edit to the wiki. [1]
No other user gives his Pokéwalker to his mother to walk with at her job instead of him using it himself.
I made a few of the userboxes at the top of my tower. You can copy them for yourself using View Source at the top of the page. If you do, please leave a comment on my chat page if I haven't talked to you before. I'd like to get to know you if you appreciate my "work" that is really copying, pasting, and editing other boxes. Also, please don't copy my friend userbox. I will give it to you if Bowser thinks you are worthy. :) This is my userbox:
This user is a friend of Bowser's luma.
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My Friends
These are my friends. If you want to be my friend, talk to me on my page! This is mostly here so I can get to their pages easier, but feel free to check it out!
Here is the section of my page where I take people's sigs, and copy them to make them mine! Don't worry, I will never actually use them outside of here. Remember, I only copy sigs that I like. If you see yours copied, and want it removed, just tell me. Alright, here we go:
First to be snagged, Edo! I've always liked his sig!
I am serious about my Sluggers, and like to dominate my opponents. So, I made an A-team and a B-team of the best combos I could find myself. Here they are.
A-team
Team Captain: Yoshi
Fielding
Pitcher: Light Blue Yoshi (also good at second base)
Catcher: Green Paratroopa (also good at first base)
First Base: Blue Pianta (also good at pitcher)
Second Base: Yoshi (also good at center field)
Third Base: Kritter (also good at pitcher)
Shortstop: Monty Mole (also good at left field)
Left Field: Fire Bro. (also good at third base)
Center Field: Bowser Jr. (also good at third base)
Right Field: Black-shirted Mii for chemistry with Bowser Jr. (also good at pitcher)
Batting
Fire Bro. (power hitter)
Blue Pianta (power hitter)
Kritter (power hitter)
Monty Mole (quick runner)
Yoshi (by this time he will probably have enough for a Star Swing, quick runner also)
Green Paratroopa (hits in clutch situations)
Bowser Jr. (see above, except running)
Black-shirted Mii (chemistry with Bowser Jr.)
Light Blue Yoshi (fast runner)
B-team
Team Captain: Bowser
Fielding
Pitcher: Blue Shy Guy (also good at shortstop)
Catcher: Dark Bones (also good at right field)
First Base: Bowser (also good at center field)
Second Base: Pink Yoshi (also good at center field)
Third Base: Yellow Pianta. (also good at pitcher)
Shortstop: Funky Kong (also good at left field)
Left Field: Red Pianta (also good at third base)
Center Field: Petey Piranha (also good at second base)
Right Field: King Boo (also good at shortstop)
Batting
Yellow Pianta (power hitter)
Red Pianta (power hitter)
King Boo (power hitter)
Petey Piranha (power hitter; chemisty with Boo)
Bowser (power hitter; Star Swing)
Dark Bones (power hitter)
Funky Kong (power hitter)
Blue Shy Guy (surprisingly good hitter)
Pink Yoshi (see above)
Prospects
If I play against someone else and they take a player I'm gonna use for their team, here are some backup prospects I might use:
Hammer Bro. (good at third base, left field, and catcher)
Waluigi (good at catcher, left field, and shortstop; backup captain)
Koopa (good at catcher, left field, and first base)
Videos
Here are some videos worthy of the high honor of being on my userpage ;)
Giga Pudding
This is the best Japanese pudding commercial known to man:
King Boo Sings!
And this is King Boo defining why Boos are awesome:
Panda Sneeze Extreme
This just proves that sneezes speak louder than words.
How to Break a Monster Truck
I like monster trucks (who doesn't - they are big and crush stuff), but this video of the truck Bad News Travels Fast is insane. Mario should drive a monster truck one of these days.
Mario Plumber Song
I had never seen this until Dry Dry Bones posted it on his page. Another worthy video!
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My Second Verse
Here's one Luma's attempt at songwriting: the second verse to the Mario Plumber Song. Please tell me what you think. Even if you think it is Pianta poo.
Some Koopa once said
Bowser Jr.'d make me dead
'Cause I don't have a flower or mushroom
I was feeling down and out
Until Toadsworth came to town
With a big shiny key in his right hand
He said, "Hey there man, look in my hand,
This key will take you to a new land
You don't have to fight Bowser Jr.
Skip this world and save Peach sooner
Take up a stand and follow me
Bowser Jr. will fall in defeat
Take a Mushroom and fight
We can fight Bowser all night
Hey now, you're a plumber, get your plunger, go plunge!
Hey now, you're a rocker, get your guitar, go plunge!
Bowser's stinky and old
Only super stars get the gold
Pixel Shrooms
Mushroom heavy metal. View it, love it, fear it.
Halftime Show
This is just great.
My Purchases
Here are some things I purchased from various users' stores. Don't touch. If you want something, BUY IT YOURSELF!
<-Thanks to VideoBoo for this guy!
<-Thanks to KoopaYoshi for this guy too!
<-Thanks to MBU for this one!
<-Thanks to Fawful117 for this one!
![Artwork of a Boo in Mario Party 8. It has subsequently been used for Super Mario 3D Land.[1]](/File:BooMP8Official.png){kind=small}
Bowser's lumaFile:Dry Bones SMB3.png*Crack*
The Bowser who loves lumas ....... ...who is talking about Bowser's luma 
<-Very sparkly
<-Watch out, it's hot
<-Brr chilly
<-*Insert warp pipe noise here*
