Slim Flasque
The title of this article is official, but it comes from a French source.
If an acceptable English name is found, then the article should be moved to the new title.
"Slim Flasque" is a skit that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. It is framed as a commercial for a fictional product named "Slim Flasque," a type of chocolate milk that makes its drinker skinnier. It is a parody of SlimFast.
Summary[edit]
The skit starts off with a clip that features an overweight Candy Kong being ignored by Donkey Kong. Candy voices over the clip, talking about how bad she used to feel about herself and how dieting had no effect on her until she discovered Slim Flasque. The narrator then explains more about Slim Flasque and how it is "the first real powder product to combat saddlebags, big bellies, and double chins." There is then another clip of Candy becoming much skinnier, which catches Donkey Kong's attention. Candy then states she has been drinking this "delicious, lumpy, and very, very expensive chocolate milk for two months" and has become very light. Donkey Kong then tries to approach Candy, but Candy floats off. A carton of Slim Flasque then appears from the sky, crushing DK. The narrator then says, "Slim Flasque: the small remedy for big problems."
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Names in other languages[edit]
| Language | Name | Meaning | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| French | Slim Flasque[1] | Slim Flabby |
