Petit Pataud

The title of this article is official, but it comes from a French source.
If an acceptable English name is found, then the article should be moved to the new title.

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"Petit Pataud" is a skit that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. It is framed as a commercial for "Petit Pataud," a parody of the clothing brand Petit Bateau. The skit features a parody of "Fais pas ci, fais pas ça" by Jacques Dutronc, a song that was used in an advertising campaign for Petit Bateau.

Summary

Diddy Kong is obese and struggles to mount a skateboard in front of the Sacré-Cœur. He is also unable to kick a soccer ball and ends up being kicked like a soccer ball by Funky Kong, who bullies him due to his weight. The screen then changes to a scene of Diddy screaming while using a skateboard to ride down a flight of stairs as a narrator says, "Petit Pataud, underwear for athletes who flop, a huge flop" (which can also be understood as "a huge belly").

Song lyrics

French lyrics	Translation
Fais pas ci, fais pas ça T'as bouffé trop de chocolat Pour le skate, c'est râpé T'es trop lourd, tu vas tomber	Don't do this, don't do that You ate too much chocolate It's a no-go for skateboarding You're too heavy, you're gonna fall
Fais pas ci, fais pas ça T'as bouffé trop de chocolat Pour le foot, laisse béton On va te prendre pour un ballon Pour le foot, laisse béton On va te prendre pour un ballon	Don't do this, don't do that You ate too much chocolate Forget about soccer People will mistake you for a ball Forget about soccer People will mistake you for a ball
Fais pas ci, fais pas ça Pour le skate, c'est râpé T'es trop lourd, tu vas tomber	Don't do this, don't do that It's a no-go for skateboarding You're too heavy, you're gonna fall

Characters

• Diddy Kong
• Funky Kong

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
French	Petit Pataud	Little Clumsy