Chausse-pied Biavermine

The title of this article is official, but it comes from a French source.
If an acceptable English name is found, then the article should be moved to the new title.

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"Chausse-pied Biavermine" is a skit that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. It is framed as a commercial for a shoehorn made by the fictional company "Biavermine." Throughout the skit, the song "Tu" by Umberto Tozzi is played.

SummaryEdit

Candy Kong is walking on a pier near a beach while wearing a swimsuit, and Funky Kong watches her. Candy says that what she finds most annoying about summer as someone who loves food is being unable to fit into her swimsuit and looking like "a fat minger." She explains that she is now able to fit into her swimsuit easily with Biavermine's shoehorn. With this product and a bit of force, she can fit her fat rolls into her one-piece. A narrator then concludes the skit by saying "Biavermine Laboratories' shoehorn: For women who refuse to look like bags of bones."

CharactersEdit

Names in other languagesEdit

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
French	Chausse-pied Biavermine^[1]	Biavermine shoehorn

ReferencesEdit

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