Melissa Joan Hart Interview
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"Melissa Joan Hart Interview" is a skit that aired as part of DKTV. It is framed as an interview with Melissa Joan Hart, the actress who plays Sabrina in the 1996 Sabrina the Teenage Witch television series.
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Donkey Kong starts the interview by asking Melissa why she was chosen to play the main character in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch television series. Melissa responds by saying that she has been playing Sabrina for 4 years, and a black cat (Salem) sarcastically states that the show is not popular, and has a small audience of about a few million people. Melissa continues, saying that she was not chosen for the role, her mother and her set up a production company and found out about the Sabrina project while leafing through a comic book. Salem asks if they would make a television series about a witch with a cat on his back, but his question is ignored, and Melissa says that they made a Sabrina film, and eventually made the show out of it. Donkey Kong asks how long it takes to film an episode of Sabrina, and Melissa responds by saying 5 days: there is 2 days of rehearsal, and in those days of rehearsal, they have to read the script to the author, and Salem rudely responds by saying he could write a better script. Melissa continues by saying that she also has to play the script for the representatives of the network and the production, but Melissa gets interrupted by Salem burping, and he says that he could not help it due to something slipping into his mind. After the interruption, Melissa continues, saying that she films the episodes on Thursday and Friday, usually for 12 to 16 hours. Donkey Kong then asks Melissa what she wanted her career to be when she was younger, Melissa responds by saying that she wanted to be an acrobat in the circus, and Salem sarcastically says that juggling steak knifes would be relaxing. Melissa adds that she also wanted to, and still wants to become a ballerina. Donkey Kong then asks her what her best and worst memories of filming were. Melissa says that there are many funny moments that happen while filming, but the funniest moments are when she makes a fool of herself, like when she collapsed and fell down the stairs. Salem then sarcastically says he finds that very funny. Melissa says it was very embarrassing for her, but the cat responds by saying that being a cat is more embarrassing. Donkey Kong then says he has a subsidiary question that is aside for marrying her, is that what she would do if she had Sabrina's powers from the show. Melissa says that she would travel with the snap of her fingers, and that she could get to Nice or Rome very quickly, and Salem asks if he could come with her. An unimpressed Donkey Kong says that traveling quickly would also be nice, and he concludes the interview.
