Schwartzy
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"Schwartzy" is a skit that aired as part of DKTV in the "Pub Kong" series. While no footage of the skit exists online, the entire script can be found on the official DKTV website.[1]
Summary[edit]
Donkey Kong stands by his car, which has two bicycles secured to a roof rack. He attempts to tighten one of the straps but struggles to do so. Funky Kong then calls out to DK, commenting that his biceps are weak and stating that "Schwartzy" can help increase his bicep strength within five minutes. The scene cuts to the logo of Schwartzy (which is based on the logo of Speedy, an automobile service company), followed by a transition to a garage, where Funky is shown holding a bicycle pump with its nozzle connected to DK's bicep. As Funky operates the pump, DK's bicep inflates.
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Names in other languages[edit]
| Language | Name | Meaning | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| French | Schwartzy[1] | A nickname for Arnold Schwarzenegger |
References[edit]
- ^ a b PUB KONG N°105 - "SCHWARTZY". france2.fr (French). Archived April 29, 1999, 11:55:31 UTC from the original via Wayback Machine. Retrieved December 26, 2025.
