List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (O–Z)

Main article: List of Super Paper Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Paper Mario by character (O–Z). Note that Bowser's Minions members and Sammer Guys are grouped together.

O'Chunks

Prologue

• "Sorry I'm late!"
• "What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself 'ere?! What's goin' on?!"
• "'EY!"
• "Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's Mimi, innit?!"
• "Show a little respect fer the count! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"
• "Lemme get this right in me brain. The 'ero Nastasia's goin' on 'bout... He yer enemy?"
• "Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!"
• "Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it!"
• "Mimi! Dimentio! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!"

Chapter 1

• "GRAH-GOOGLY!"
• "So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"
• "Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!"
• "O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, lass. I thug for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself!"
• "One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!"
• "Hammage? Ehhh... Make that 'damage!'"
• "Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!"
• "DEH! Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world!"
• "And enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"
• "Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages."
• "CHUNK ON IT!"
• "I'M CHUNKED!"
• "Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?"
• "Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"
• "Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie."
• "Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey!"
• "And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny 'stache o' yours, Maria!"
• "'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS AWAY!"
• "Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!"
• "Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"

Chapter 2

• "I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!" (American version)
• "I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll clobber 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!" (British version)
• "Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me conclusion. Yeh gotta gimme a break! Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"
• "A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh great beard-tweaker!"

Chapter 3

• "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"

Chapter 4

• "JUNIOR?! C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
• "Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli sandwich!"
• "Ah, now THAT makes sense! It'll be me honor, Count!"
• "I, O'Chunks, swear to you... This hero's got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!"

Chapter 5

• "Showed at last, did yeh?"
• "GRA-BLAGHY!"
• "I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine lass stood me up long, long ago!"
• "Yeh did this teh break me concentraion, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin', eh?! Sorry teh disappont yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move like that?!"
• "Grrrraaa-BARGLE-FARGLE! 'Misguided'? That's not even a real word, yeh squishy bug!"
• "Quit yer yappin', now! It's time fer us teh settle this once and fer all!"
• "Grah har har har har! Big talk fer a wee li'l weird-lookin' butterfly! I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! An' I want it written with yer FACE!"
• "Ugh... A wee lass, are yeh? Wll, I'll not go easy on yeh! Yer a foe o' the count!"
• "A stompolo-- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog! YEH MUST PAY!"
• "What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help! Yeh'll just get in the way!"
• "Wuh... That doesn't sound too bad, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."
• "Well, anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved O'Chunks!"
• "BLARGH IT ALL! Bad enough that yeh beat me once, but twice is too much teh bear! How can I show me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me misery!"
• "Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets! Well... No... Perhaps I do regret not confessin' me love teh that sweet lass. BUT NO! That's no way fer a brave warrior teh talk when 'is time comes 'round at last! So... Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"
• "D-Dimentio! Look, honestly, this is kind o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"
• "YEH CRAZED LOON! It's not the time fer..."
• "Ooh... Fer the count, eh? Well that do change a thing or two..."
• "You lot! Yeh took enough of a beatin' fer today, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this, though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we meet!"
• "'EY! SHUT IT! I live fer the count! I couldn't end me game without 'is say-so!"
• "Me heart is weak, sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no brain!"
• "The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count Bleck's future! All fer 'im!"
• (O'Cabbage)
  • "BRO-CCOLI!"
  • "CAB-BAGE!"
  • "AS-PARA-GUS!"
  • "Buh... Buh... BRO-CCOLI!"
• "'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in 'ere?! Hunh? An' what are YOU doin' in 'ere as well?!"
• "Oh, I get the picture! You lot want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL get ruined!"
• "Whuh-oh... Me belly's growlin' like a starvin' dog!"
• "Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis madness!'"
• "Sorry, but we've got teh call it a day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules!"
• "Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o' men strides into the room! ♪ Springin' forth from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o' their doom! ♪ Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! ♪ Blecky, Bleckity DOOOO! ♪ Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck... That's the guy who says... Woo? ♪"

Chapter 7

• "Whuh?! Izzat true, then?! What're we doin's twiddlin' our biscuit 'ere?!"
• "Lemme go throw 'em a nice welcome party... I'll bring the punch!"

Chapter 8

• "HARBLE-DEH!"
• "Slap me down with a slab o' mutton, I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!"
• "I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now i 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"
• "'OW DARE YEH!"
• "WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then! Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"
• "I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive 'airy comet, yeh great crybaby!"
• "CHUNK UP!"
• "Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh? Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh?"
• "It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred... RUMBLE!"
• "'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle! 'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all? 'Ey, Bowser! Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"
• "What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!"
• "Because yeh spanked me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (American version)
• "Because yeh yelled at me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (British version)
• "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"
• "Ah, she lies like a wee rug, this lass! Nastasia told us, Count! She said you'd come 'ere... Or... She said she FELT you'd be here...or somethin's along those lines."
• "Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself teh save yeh! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up teh it! So... Yeh gotta let me 'elp!"
• "Great leapin' bog monkeys! Nastasia, she draws breath once again, lads! Nastasia! 'EY! NASTASIA! Miracle o' miracles! GRA-GOOGLY-HEY-HOORAH!"
• "'Ey now, me wee Nastasia... I'm believin' the count is still alive, too. An' if he is alive, lass, we wouldn't want to be shamin' 'im with blubberin'! So pull it together, 'ey?"

Post-game

• "Eah! Where yeh been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"
• "The count's gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"
• "This world be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"
• "Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"
• "She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' Saffron's vittles..."
• "...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"
• "We're just chums!"
• "An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"
• "Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."

Old Man Watchitt

• "Whoozit?! I'm the elder around here, so watch it!"
• "What do you want? Get off my rug!"
• "Nothing but desert past here. There's treasure but you'll get grit in your grunders."
• "That's what here is for. Yold Town. Keeps the treasure safe from YOU. Watch it!"
• "Can't let you pass. See this hat on my head? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
• "Can't let you pass. See this little guy in my pocket? He's got something to tell you. Know what he says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
• "Whuzzat?! Whizzit?! You're the hero?! Dumplings! If you were, you'd have a Pixl that's shaped like a hand!"
• "If you had one, I might believe you're the hero. But you don't."
• "Can't let you pass. See this beard here? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT!"
• "Want to pass? Get off my rug! And then get yourself a handy-lookin' Pixl!"
• "If you had that Pixl, I might believe you're the hero. Whuzzit?! You do?"
• "'Course you do! You're the hero! Knew it all along, watch it."
• "I'll give that Green feller a call. He'll let you across that bridge."
• "Hello? Green? It's me, Watchitt. I said Watchitt... WATCH IT! WATCH IT! I said Watchitt, not botch it!"
• "This here feller wants to get across the bridge. Yes, I told him about the grit."
• "Ah... Yes. Let's just keep that between us. Just let the mustache guy through."
• "Just get off my rug and go talk to Green at the edge of town...WATCH IT!"
• "Well, looks like I can finally retire, 'cause my job is done!"
• "When you're in that desert, keep a watchful eye out for some ruins. The treasure is there. Nasty beasts too. SO WATCH IT!"
• "C'mere... My cane's got something to tell you. Shhhhhhhh. Quiet now. Know what it says? It says... WATCH IT!"

Piccolo side-quest

• "Well, it's you...WATCH IT! I was just looking for you! Need you to do something! ...What? You WATCH IT! Don't you give me that 'not again' look..."
• "DUMPLINGS! You listen to me now, y'hear! Open those ears before I box 'em."
• "...So here's the thing. This strange lady showed up in my dreams and talked on and on about something... I don't know what it was, but she needed help with something...watch it!"
• "I don't know what her deal is, but she needs to get outta my dreams...WATCH IT! So get off my rug and help her out! Maybe then she'll quit flappin' her lip. If you put a sock in her trap, I'll give you whatever you want...watch it!"
• "Oh... And I almost forgot... I gotta give you this."
• "She's been in my dreams so long, I guess I've become a fan of sorts... So go get her to sign this! Then you know what you can do? You can WATCH IT!"
• "This is what that weird lady in my dreams looked like... Help her out out, get her autograph, and I'll give you something that doesn't stink. Maybe all this has got something to do with my ancestors... I reckon you oughta look in the Yold Ruins for a clue...WATCH IT!"
• "Hey! You there! That lady up and left my dreams! I can't...WATCH IT! She's not there. Can't watch what you can't watch! It was bad enough to hear her wailing on, but it's worse to see her disappear!"
• "I got nothing else going on in my life. Even whupping folks with my cane has gotten old!"
• "Is this...her autograph?! Just look at those curlicues and swoopdedoos in her handwriting..."
• "I'm more flustered than the time I dropped a hot griddle in my grunders!"
• "DUMPLINGS!"
• "Where was I? Oh, I owe you for helping her. You can take anything I own."
• "Eh?! You want the 'You-Know-What'?! Whoever told you 'bout that better WATCH IT!"
• "I see... So old Bestovius asked you to go get it for him... Doesn't make a whisker of sense. Why'd he ask someone else to get it for him? Fine then. Take it. But you better WATCH IT!"
• "That's my cousin... He must have lots of fancy-dancy, hibbly-jibbly wizard hobbies."
• "Nothing means more to me than Merlumina. Crazy, saying that out loud..."
• "Say hello to Bestovius for me! And whup him with a cane or a newspaper or something!"

Piccolo

• "DOODLY-DOO!"
• "The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"
• "The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"
• "All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"
• "My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"
• "I am Piccolo!"
• "Your footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"
• "But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"
• "I'll show you why!"
• "Use me to hear sound that matches your character... PICCOLO-COLO!♪"
• "The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"

Princess Peach

Prologue

• "MARIO! HELP!"
• "Ooh... Oooooh... What happened to me... What is this place?"
• "Wh-What's going on here?!"
• "Now, wait just a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT NOW!"
• "But...why in the WORLD am I marrying Bowser?!"
• "No! And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL! Take me back to my castle immediately!"
• "Uhn... Nuh... No..."
• "......I... I...do......"

Chapter 1

• "What? How did I end up napping here?"
• "Wait... Didn't that nasty Count Bleck try to make me marry...BOWSER?! And then Luigi, he..."
• "LUIIIIIGI? BOOOOOWSER? ANYBODY THERE?"
• "Oh, you guys! Are you all right?"
• "Farewell..."
• "Well, staying here won't do any good... Let's turn around and keep looking."
• "Wh-Who ARE you, anyway?!"
• "Never!"
• "Mmmm... I feel like I just ate the most delicious thing... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages..."
• "...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, you, and Tippi."
• "Oh, Mario... What do you suppose happened to Luigi and Bowser?"
• "Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe..."
• "So... we just need to find this Merlee person, is that it?"
• "Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off and save the worlds, now, can I?"
• "After all, The Void that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Bowser's..."
• "So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision."
• "Let's go, Mario! Come on, Tippi!"

Chapter 2

• "Certainly... Thanks for your help, Tippi."
• "Tee hee! What a silly man you are. I'm very sorry... but I really must be somewhere."
• "Trapped? Bad things? What are you talking about?"
• "Uh, thanks for the info... If I don't come back, willy you, perhaps, try to save me? You know... Like a certain mustachioed man used to do?"
• "I wonder why that monster went straight after her and ignored us? It seems weird, doesn't it?"
• "Rubees? Oh dear... I don't even know what those are..."
• "Are they like coins?"
• "Oh, I agree completely. Let's go find Merlee!"
• "She's gone... Was that really Merlee, you think? I wonder why she was warning us so much about finding her..."
• "Hello there, Merlee. We've come seeking the Pure Heart..."
• "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! What is that thing?!"
• "You're really the real Merlee? And you were hiding in a place like this?"
• "Four...heroes..."

Chapter 3

• "What could this mean?"
• "Tippi? Well, well... what's this?"
• "Where is this Fort Francis?"
• "Your...WIFE?!"
• "That...sham was not a wedding!"
• "What are you doing here, anyway, Bowser?"
• "Well, you see... Bowser... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?"
• "We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Bowser... Please?"
• "Pleeeeeeease? For me?"
• "And what will happen to your poor minions who were caught by Count Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master."
• "Oh, thank you, Bowser! You're so sweet!"
• "Who... are you?"
• "...Dimentio!?"
• "Well... Since both of us are in here, aren't we both more powerful?"
• "So that's Dimentio? Something about him seems familiar..."
• "Do you think Tippi is all right? I'm starting to worry..."
• "Oh, there you are, Francis! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!"
• "What on earth is that?! What's going on here?"
• "My...name?"
• "You think I'm...charming?"
• "M-Married?!"
• "Hey! Who's picking these responses for me anyway?! I'm not marrying this dork!"
• "I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save Tippi! Where is she?!"
• "That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!"
• "It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a Pure Heart! Or..."
• "That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK..."
• "Say, come to think of it... Bowser... Could you be our third hero?"
• "So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart? That's amazing..."

Chapter 4

• "Wow, it's so pretty..."
• "Yes, it's so... ah-ACK! I... I can't breathe..."
• "Oh my... How did we get back here?"
• "Oh... Then could we perhaps borrow one?"
• "Ah... Much better..."
• "Now we can take a leisurely look at the starry sky!"
• "Oh, how cute! Hello, little space creature! What are you doing here?"
• "Squirps... was it? This little fellow doesn't LOOK like a bad guy... I think we should follow."
• "Sq-Squirps... Are you sure we can really... trust you?"
• "Squirps, are you all right?"
• "Mr. L?"
• "Hmmm... That Mr. L fellow... I feel as though I've met him somewhere before..."
• "Oh, Squirps..."
• "What in the world?"
• "Who knew this town had such a secret..."

Chapter 5

• "OUCH!"
• "Excuse me, but...who are you?"
• "Pardon me, but what are you gentlemen talking about?"
• "EEEEEEEK!"
• "Danger?"
• "We can't ignore folks in need. Please, leave it to us."
• "You know of the Pure Heart?"
• "Huh! Weird..."
• "Sir, we're REALLY in a hurry. Won't you just let us by?"
• "Y-You..."
• "Don't you talk like that!"
• "Goodness... I suppose we should hurry onward..."
• "Um... Hello?"
• "Certainly! I'd be glad to pass along the message."
• "You're one of Flint's crew members, is that right? He's looking for you."
• "You're part of the Cragley camera crew, correct? Yes, well, he's looking for you."
• "Uh, yes, of course...we did! So, you aren't under the control of the Floro Sapiens! Just like Flint Cragley..."
• "No, thank you very much. We won't sit idly by and watch this world or any other die."
• "What is that?!"
• "Uh... Are you King Croacus?"
• "King Croacus! Be merciful! Release the Cragnons you've enslaved!"
• "We have defeated your king. Now! Release the Cragnons!"
• "Tippi... Tippi......"
• "What's the matter, Tippi? You seemed a little out of it there..."

Chapter 6

• "A challenger? What do you mean?"
• "Why...thank you! I don't think I caught your name..."
• "Oh! A Pure Heart!"
• "Your vassals, King Sammer?"
• "Count Bleck! What are you doing here?"
• "I'm sorry to be rude, Your Majesty, but there's no time. The Pure Heart, please..."
• "Mimi! We don't have time for this. Get out of the way!"
• "We're not going to make it?!"
• "But what of King Sammer and the Sammer Guys...? And the Pure Heart...?"
• "This place can't be that beautiful world we were in before..."
• "I demand that you take off that mask and show us who you really are! Hmmpf!"
• "Even a masked man like you wouldn't watch a world die without feeling anything. You must see that Count Bleck's plan is totally mad!"
• "I can't shake the feeling that I've met that masked man before..."
• "It looks like a rock. There's no sparkle left..."
• "D-Dimentio?! What are you doing here?!"

Chapter 7

• "Snoooooore..."
• (Yellow Apple)
  • "Wh-Where am I?"
  • "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! A MUSTACHE?! GET SOME LIP WAX, NOW!"
• (Red Apple)
  • "Wh-Where am I?"
  • "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! Make it stop!"
• (Black Apple)
  • "Ohhhh... Unnnggh..."
  • "Unnngghh... G-Grr- GROSS!"
  • "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
  • "Luigi?! You're safe and sound!"
  • "Where in the world are we? And what was I doing here? I can't remember a thing..."
  • "Is that so... Well, it's nice to meet you, Luvbi."
  • "Oh, my. I wonder if I said something rude..."
  • "Oh, I must have caused you all so much trouble. I'm so sorry...but I'm so very happy to see all of you again! I'll try and do my best to make up for time lost!"
• "You're the boss of the beasts that escaped from The Underwhere, aren't you?"
• "Her sacrifice will not be in vain... We swear it."
• "We promise!"
• "I thought you'd just gone back to town, but then I saw you lying there, not moving... And then...you started shouting loudly. I have to say, it kind of startled me."
• "Blumiere... Is that a person's name you were saying? Were you remembering something from your past, perhaps?"
• "I fear for the poor people of this world who must continue to look at the sky and worry. We must act quickly and ease their hearts and minds!"

Chapter 8

• "I've never seen it from the outside, but I'm pretty sure this is it."
• "Count Bleck must be in there somewhere!"
• "Bowser...are you sure about this?"
• "We... We don't have time. we must keep going..."
• "I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't easy to get rid of..."
• "All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!"
• "It is strange... I mean, this is Count Bleck's private castle, right? So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"
• "How dare you lecture us?! You were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
• "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• " Very well. If you insist, I'll give you want you so richly deserve."
• "Stay out of this! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! You two leave me be! UNDERSTOOD?!"
• "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?" (American version)
• "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I yell at Mimi a little too hard?" (British version)
• "Mimi... You can't stay here. Go find somewhere safe."
• "What... What AM I doing? I just leapt into action without even thinking..."
• "No, I can't do that. You have been very, very bad, but I can't leave you here to die."
• "I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"
• "Wait! I've got you... EEEEEEEK!"
• "We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"
• "I fell through, too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
• "What is now happening to... Count Bleck?!" *
• "Tippi! You're right. We have to attack now!"
• "I think your prophecy was wrong all along."
• "So defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"
• "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
• "Both Tippi and Count Bleck... gone. What could have happened to them?"
• "Merlon, what is it?"
• "Of course she is."

Acquiring Barry

• "Thanks, but... I don't need any more tips."

Acquiring Piccolo

• "Who might you be?"

Shadoo, first encounter

• "Who is that?! Where are you?"

Shadoo, second encounter

• "To think that something so evil lurked under the town... So disturbing!"

*Though spoken by Peach, this line was likely intended to be said by Count Bleck, as it is similar to his third-person speech style.

Queen Jaydes

Chapter 6

• "You... What business do you have with me?"
• "I am Queen Jaydes. Mistress of The Underwhere! Ruler of those with ended games!"
• "Here, in this place, your sins from your time among the living are weighed. If your sins are light enough, the bliss of The Overthere will be yours. But if not... You suffer for eternity among the game-overed! Now let us weigh your sins..."
• "Hm? I sense a strange energy... Have you brought something strange into The Underwhere, by chance?"
• "What is THIS?! No, no... It could not be... But how... It is badly damaged, yes... but what you hold is a Pure Heart!"
• "Who exactly ARE you, to have a Pure Heart...and what has happened to it?"
• "Oh, wait, that is my phone... ...Sorry, I have to take this."
• "What is it NOW, Grams? You know I am working..."
• "WHAT?! LUVBI IS MISSING?!"
• "Oh, mercy... I understand. Yes, yes, I will see to it. Mmmmmm-bye!"
• "Great. Just what I need. I am already shorthanded... What am I going to do?"
• "Oh! Perhaps you can help! That phone call I received just now? It was the king of The Overthere, Grambi... One of the Nimbis vanished from The Overthere, and he asked me to look for her. But I cannot abandon my duties here in the palace... and my D-Men are all busy."
• "So it must fall to you! Will you search for this missing person in my place?"
• (No)
• "What?! You would refuse me?"
• "Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"
• "I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "Still you do not agree?"
• "I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."
• "I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."
• "I will ask one last time... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "I see... Then we are done here, it seems."
• "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"
• "Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"
• (Yes)
• "Oh, thank you so very much. I apologize for asking this of you, but it would really help."
• "The name of the missing Nimbi is Luvbi. Oh... And what is your name?"
• "Mario... Well, Mario... May I hold on to this Pure Heart while you are busy searching?"
• "Worry not, I just want a look. I will return it when YOU return with Luvbi. And in its place, allow me to give you this."
• "Word has reached me that someone has fallen into the River Twygz. Some said it was a strange fellow dressed in green... That could not be Luvbi... Still, just in case, I would suggest that you check there first."
• "This key will open a door to the underground waterways beneath the River Twygz. Please, I must ask that you search the area thoroughly."
• "Luvbi! Mind your manners! You know all this happened because you wandered off without permission! Now! Apologize to these nice men at once!"
• "Oh, Luvbi... You had us all so very worried."
• "Mario. please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks. Here."
• "I have power over life and death, you see. And I was able to use that power to restore this Pure Heart. I know not how you found it, but this Pure Heart shows that fate is on your side. Take good care of it."
• "And by the way, it may please you to know that your game is not truly over. Somehow, you were sent to The Underwhere while still very much alive..."
• "My power can return you to your world if you so wish... What would you like to do?"
  • (Don't return)
  • "I see... Well, when you are ready to go back, please let me know."
  • (Return)
  • "Then I shall return you."
• "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Jaydes, Jaydes, JA-JAYDES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER... CONTINUE!"

Chapter 7

• "Greetings. Welcome to the... Wait, why have you returned?!"
• "What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!"
• "Hmm... Now that I take a long look at you... I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the Prognosticus... But could you really be...the ones?"
• "The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of utmost secrecy, I am afraid. There is nothing I can tell you... If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."
• "An idea strikes... Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"
• "A monster was once held beneath here...but a recent earthquake freed it. Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander freely. Of course I would never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to The Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask about the Pure Heart."
• "What say you? This is a fair bargain..."
• (Yes)
• "...I thank you. With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage..."
• "Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere. And make sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams... I mean...Grambi."
• "Thank you for agreeing to take Luvbi to The Overthere to see Grambi."
• "I count upon you."
• "I had not received word of your safe arrival, so I came looking... Are you well?"
• "Luvbi... You... You are not really our child."
• "The Pure Heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil, darling. So Grams and I decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect..."
• "It is true that we created you as a means of protecting the Pure Heart... But Grams and I came to love you as a true daughter. We wanted to be with you for all time, to protect you. You became a part of us."
• "Perhaps we were wrong to create you...and if we only caused pain, we apologize."

Chapter 8

• "Since the little light of my life left, a quiet loneliness has settled around me..."
• "It is the silence of the game-over screen. But soon Luvbi will be reborn to a new life."
• "Then my loneliness will prove mere parental endurance... This gives me solace."

Post-game

• "I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"
• "It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."
• "Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"
• "And we owe it all to you for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."
• "Be sure to come see me when your games end. I will tip the scales in your favor!"

Red

• "Hey! HEY! You can see me!"
• "This is unbelievable! I've been freaking out here for days, and finally someone sees me!"
• "A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed..."
• "...and once I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension!"
• "I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or even see me."
• "Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see you!"
• "You just blipped in here out of thin air!"
• "I was thinking, if you can do that, maybe I can hitch a ride back with you?"
• "Just stand next to me and flip back to 2-D. I'll hold on!"
• "You gotta help me out here! This 3-D thing just ain’t right!"
• "I’m thinking that if you flip back to 2-D when I’m close to you, I’ll hitch along."
• "I’m just gonna grab on and cling for life while you flip back, OK?"
• "WHUH! we did it! I'm back to normal!"
• "Listen, you really bailed me out there. That 3-D business was freaking me out!"
• "The name's Red. Nice to meet you!"
• "Say, uh...any way I can repay you?"
• "So you want to cross the chasm, huh? Well, you found yourself the right guy!"
• "But hey, I've got to warn you. You know this place is called Impasse Pass, right?"
• "I'm only allowed to let a choice few cross the bridge. It's in my job description."
• "I mean, that's why they pay me to stand here. You sure you want to pass?"
• "Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension and all..."
• "OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and I'll let you pass."
• "Sound good? Here we go."
• "What's the most manly color in the entire universe? Red or green?"
• (Red!)
• "Yes, you are SO right! I knew it! You and me, we see eye to eye on fashion."
• "I'll throw the bridge down. Hang on a sec."
• "All right, you should be good to go. You take 'er easy!" (American version)
• "All right, you should be good to go. You take it easy!" (British version)
• (Green!)
• "...GREEN?! You're out of your mind! There's no way I can let a crazy like you pass!"
• (Both!)
• "What?! ...BOTH?! We can't have any wishy-washy types like you hanging around town!"
• "Oh, well hey, you're back! Fine, fine. I'll ask you again..."
• "If you want to go any farther, just look up my brother. His house is on the other side of town up ahead. Ask him about it."

Rebbi

• "TAKETH THAT!"
• "They come without pause..."
• "Hm... Against such an assault, I cannot hope to last..."
• "Huh? Reinforcements?"
• "At last! My strength hath reached its end... Please... Thou must finish them!"
• "Forgiveth me! I have not the strength to fight anymore. It falls to thee!"
• "The foul beasts are no more..."
• "I am Rebbi! Thou hast saved me! I owe thee thanks."
• "Luvbi... The three orbs are not not things to be given away lightly!"
• "And yet...these are dire times, are they not? And I owe thee a big debt. Here, I give it to thee!"
• "I will go thither and check on the others. If thou survivest, let is meet again!"
• "CALM THY MIND!"
• "I shall handle them!"
• "At long last, my strength returned to me..."
• "And now, these fiends shall reap the grim harvest of my Nimbi fury!"
• "The hour is nigh, Nimbi brigade! Art thou ready?!"
• "Hast thou fear of these fiends from The Underwhere?"
• "Thou art toast!"
• "And now, Nimbi brigade... Ahem... CHAAARGE!"

Saffron

• "Hello there, sugar!"
• "Welcome to Sweet Smiles! Our dishes will turn that little frown right upside down!"
• (First visit)
• "What? A friend of yours is out cold? Oh, mercy!"
• "Well, listen here, sugar... She sounds like she needs some Spicy Soup!"
• "All I need is a Fire Burst to make a pot of soup that'll warm her up in a jiffy!"
• "Some stores sell Fire Bursts, so just check the shelves wherever you like to shop."
• "You bring me one, sugar, and I'll make you some tasty Spicy Soup!"
• (Has Fire Burst)
  • "...But ooh my, looks like you already have a Fire Burst, don't you know? Aren't you the enterprising one!"
  • "Hand it over, and I'll whip up some Spicy Soup!"
• (No Fire Burst)
  • "You ought to quit jawing with me and find a Fire Burst so I can help your friend!"
  • "I believe the shop on the first floor sells them, now that I think of it."
  • "As soon as I have one, I'll whip up a nice pot of Spicy Soup for you, sugar!"
• "Ooh, now THERE'S the Fire Burst I need!"
• "Now let's just get started on making that Spicy Soup! Hand me that Fire Burst..."
• (Not Fire Burst)
  • "Ooh, didn't you want me to make some Spicy Soup, sugar?"
  • "Well if so, I'm going to need a Fire Burst..."
• "So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a Fire Burst?"
• (No)
  • "Ooh, didn't you want me to make some Spicy Soup, sugar?"
• (Yes)
  • "One Spicy Soup, coming right up, sugar!"
• "Ooh la la! YUMMM! Put it in your TUMMMMM!"
  • "This ought to wake up that sleeping beauty of yours, sugar!"
  • "Get it to her just as quick as you can!"
• "Just bring me an ingredient, sugar, and I'll whip up a dish guaranteed to satisfy!"
• "Ooh, now let's get cooking! Go on and choose the ingredient you want, sugar."
• (No ingredients)
  • "Ooh… Listen here, sugar… Looks to me like you don’t have any ingredients, huh?"
  • "Sorry, sugar, no cooking for you, then. Next time you come by, bring something with you!"
• "So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a(n) *item*?"
• (No)
  • "Ooh! Second thoughts? Maybe next time, sugar."
• (Yes)
• "Mmm hmm! One delicious dish, coming right up, sugar!"
• "Choppy bubbly YUMMMM! ♪ Put it in your TUMMMMM! ♪ One more second and then..."
• "Done! Enjoy the yum, sugar!"
• (Miracle Dinner)(Roast Whacka Bump)(Shroom Steak)(Spit Roast)
  • "That is one FINE eatable!"
• (Dangerous Delight)(Mistake)
  • "Ooh no... Wait... I made a mistake... Oh well, these things happen, sugar..."
• "Ooh, this is the first time I've made this dish for you! I'll add this to my recipe list."
• "Remember, sugar, if you find new ingredients, you bring 'em on by to me!"
• (Dining Specializer)
• "That's the Dining Specializer! It gives ingredient lists for your favorite recipes."
• "You can even use it to get information on where to find elusive ingredients. "
• "I don't think it's loaded with all the recipes yet, though..."
• "Fortunately, it will update anytime you bring it new recipe data, sugar!"
• "You should find some cooking data somewhere and put it in there!"

Sammer Guys

This section contains only quotes from the main story. For a list of Sammer Guy quotes in the complete Duel of 100, see List of Sammer Guy quotes.

Jade Blooper

• "Ahhhh... So you run, coward. You disgrace your family's honor. Another unworthy opponent... When will this 'hero' of legend appear? Time is running out, and still he refuses to show his face!"
• "You stop now! You wear the clothes of a crazy. You must be, if you mean to challenge me!"
• "Aha. So it begins, challenger. I am known as Jade Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Prepare for game over!"
• "HAAACHAWW!"
• "No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challenger."
• "Your skills are impressive. So the hero of legend has finally revealed himself... You may go to the next gate."
• "INSOLENCE! Show respect, dog! You stand before King Sammer, ruler of the Sammer Guys!"
• "In our kingdom, there is a legend that has been passed down through generations. 'When a great hole appears in the sky, the world will soon be devoured.' The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It must be stopped!"
• "Fool, do not keep the king waiting! Go to the next gate."

Hill with Eyes

• "I intended for you to forever sleep at the foot of this hill. But I must let you pass. Go now!"

Puffing Fist

• "But if the world is dying, my vacation days aren't worth anything... Challenger, go with speed and save Puffing Fist's forthcoming vacation!"

Squatting Birdo

• "So the legends ARE true! We are doomed! Great Birdo, protect us all!"

Leeping Cheep

• "My sword... It quivers! It is an ill omen. What? You know of this? Then why do you waste my time?"

Master Wiggler

• "Here's another haiku... "Why are you still here? If you have time to wiggle... You're a bad hero...""

Shoe of Kuribo

• "If the prophecy is true, then our whole world will soon go STOMPOW! I must stomp this ill destiny!"

Guy Who Fry

• "I am like a sad pail of discarded grease..."

Screaming Mantis

• "You have...no lozenges for SCREEEEEAAMING MANTIS? Go now...and come back when you have done your deed..."

Koopa in Winter

• "Leave me! I must wait for my soul to thaw..."

Footsteps of Coins

• "My wealth was in my battle skills, and you have robbed me of them. My poverty of spirit is now matched by my empty pockets. And now I am faced with... NO! A loan from Mother! She will frown upon me! I would rather sell my weapons!"

Urchin Lung

• "What are you doing just standing here?! Move on to the next gate!"

Crow Who Eats

• "Go on to the next gate! Today, I will only feed on my own bitter disappointment..."

Swollen Tongue

• "What are you chewing? I mean doing? Get out of fear! ...I mean... Get going!"

Slipping Grip/Clammy Hand/Forbidden Slap

• "Brother!"
• "Brother, are you hurt?!"
• "Slipping Grip! Clammy Hand! Why are you here? Why have you left your gates?"
• "We were worried about you..."
• "Brother... Return to the academy... They will take you back..."
• "Yes, let us return to the academy and earn an advanced Sweaty Palm belt... Perhaps they will forgive my selfish quest for dark slapping power..."
• "You have beaten us! Now go on and shame the rest like you have shamed us..."
• "May the martial art spirits grant you luck! Onward to glory!"
• "The hole in the sky grows bigger..." - Slipping Grip
• "What are you waiting for? Get to the king!" - Clammy Hand
• "What are you doing? Hurry on to the king!" - Forbidden Slap

Hairy Arantula in the Grass

• "Go to the next gate! You are ruining Hairy Arantula in the Grass's hiding spot..."

Another Castle

• "Every castle must crumble one day. Now...leave me to my crumbling."

Rolling Thwomp

• "WORLD GOES SQUISH SOON!"
• "MUST TELL KING SAMMER! MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY SQUISH KING AGAIN..."
• "I have spread word to the king. Now you must press on, challengers."

Thrashing Prawn

• "The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! Oh. This isn't a good time? If you are the hero we have waited for, you should hurry along to the treasure... I, Thrashing Prawn, must swallow my anger and allow you to pass..."

Thousand-Year Roar

• "GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! Perhaps...now is not the best time to explode your ears... You may pass this time. Hurry on to King Sammer!"

Unshy Guy

• "I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! ...Another time. We are currently having a bit of an emergency. The king is up ahead; go to him!"

Useless Badge

• "I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! But for now... I will let you pass..."

Sunshine Flood

• "FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! But... Now is not the time. We will meet again, but you must go and find the king!"

Grand Master Kickface

• "You are in a great hurry, challenger, but allow me to introduce myself. I am Grand Master Kickface of the 26th gate. I am legendary in face-kicking circles. You have indulged me, challenger, and so you may pass without face kick..."

Soaring Cape

• "Interloper, it is I, Soaring Cape! I will whoosh down upon... ...Ahh, forget it. Just go."

Yowling Yux

• "Fly to King Sammer! Now!"

Mystical Whistle

• "Go to the king!"

Laughing X-Naut

• "HA HA HA. We are doomed. It cannot be stopped. HAH HAH."
• "HAH HAH HAH."

Shadoo

• "I've waited for you, heroes..."
• "Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."
• "I am a servant of the Ancients, sent here to give power to the true heroes."
• "You have passed the 100 trials behind you."
• "But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."
• "I will give you a new challenge!"
• "You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."
• "Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."
• "If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."
• "I truly look forward to it. See you again..."
• "Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"
• "Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"
• "Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."
• "Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"
• "Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"
• "I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."
• "With the...power of the Pixls... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."

Skarn

• "Craggit daggit YOOOO! ♪"
• "End of all Cragnons coming! NO WAY! MUST CRAG ON! Save us Cragnons, brah!"
• "Cragga wagga doo GOO! ♪"
• "Wh-What in Crag?"
• "Yah, Jasperoid... Thought I was losing my crag, brah. Person shaped weird, huh?"
• "Wait! You think maybe... Person sent down to help by Big Rock Who Watches?!"
• "Bite your crag, brah! Do not doubt power of Big Rock Who Watches!"
• "Yah... Maybe you right, brah. Big Rock Who Watches answered call of Cragnons!"
• "Take what we get, brah! Big Rock Who Watches must have plan for Cragnons."
• "It not rocket science, brah. Anyway, big brah here is Marbald, chief of all Cragnons."
• "So weak, brah!"
• "Boooo! Cragnons boo on you! You weak! You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! You not boulders of power! You clods of dirt!"
• "You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! No... You lame, brahs..."
• "Yah, serious, no cragging! Big Rock Who Watches sent you to Cragnons, for sure!"

Skeet

Chapter 1

• "M-M-M-MASTER MERLON! B-B-B-BAD NEW