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{{DISPLAYTITLE:THIS IS WARIO'S PLACE. NO ONE HAS EVER LIVED TO TELL ABOUT THIS PLACE. NOW SCRAM!!!}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Hello fellow Mario Kirby people! Wahoo!}}
 
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If you think that's a real new message box, then you make me cry. :(
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Full Name'''||style="width:17em"|Emilie
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"|29
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Pronouns'''||style="width:17em"|She/her
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Orientation'''||style="width:17em"|Aromantic Asexual
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Species'''||style="width:17em"|[[Human]]
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<div class="usermessage">You probably DO NOT have <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.mariowiki.com <span class="buttonlink" title="Special:My Talk">new messages</span>] ([http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Editcount <span class="buttonlink" title="Special:My Talk">first change</span>]).</span></div>
Hey. I'm Mario, your local MarioWiki janitor. What else do I do? You can check below to get a taste of what my editing habits and goals are, even though I rarely meet them myself.


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So, let that sink in.
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The title of this article is '''''false'''''; a true name for the article's subject has not been found, so it has been given a weird color by our blasted editors.
==Emotes I use==
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[[File:Space Land Results - Mario Party Superstars.png|thumb|400px|Wario's stupid smug grin gets wiped off the face of the Earth... and in outer space too!]]
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MarioWiki has a rich set of sprites which are pretty perfect for emotes, but it's not in widespread use.... But I do use them! I'm going to paste some here just for my convenience.
This article or section is '''over construction'''. Therefore, please do not excuse its formal appearance while it's being worked under.  You should hope to have it completed as soon as possible.
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[[Image:MKDD_Bob-omb.png|40px|right|This page is currently pending deletion. It will get deleted whenever I feel like it.]]
This page is NOT currently pending deletion.<br>
<small>Please <span style="text-decoration:underline">delete</span> any corresponding userpages as well.</small>
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This article or category is about a '''subject in an ancient game that Nintendo released before 666666 B.C.'''. When the nonexistent game is released, or more information about this subject is found, this article will need minor watching. Remove this only when ''<u>the sky is green</u>''.
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| '''This page is currently protected from editing until issue(s) have been resolved.''' Please discuss the issue in Luigi's disgusting brain cells. ''Reason: Wario Sucks''
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It has always been requested that this page or section be '''destroyed''' because it is not written in the <u>[[MarioWiki:Manual of Style#Verb Tense|wrong intense volcano]]</u>.
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|align="center" colspan=2| <font size="2">'''LeftyGreenMario'''</font>
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|Names you can call me: LeftyGreenMario, LGM, whatever that is appropriate
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|Real Name: Emilie Y.
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|Age: 17
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|Gender: Female. And you expected me to be a GUY!! Finding a female gamer that loves Mario is as rare as finding a golden planet in the Andromeda Galaxy that is infested by birds and lizards talking on a pink cell phone.
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|Favorite Game: ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]] Has that green Mario alternate color (which I often play with). This game has survived with me ever since 2001.''
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|Second Most Favorite Game: [[Wikipedia: Spore (2008 video game) | Spore]] ''I love this game, but I sometimes go on "Sporeblock" and there are a lot of bugs.''
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|Favorite Character: ''MARIO!! He is the best character ever. If it weren't for this godly plumber, then this wiki has no purpose other than floating around in a cloud of ideas that didn't come into being. Baby Mario and Luigi happily follow close behind Mario.''
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|Least Favorite Character: ''[[Yoshi]] What is this creature? Is it a frog, dinosaur, dragon, chameleon, lizard, salamander, or what?''
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|Least Favorite Game: ''I can't decide yet. I play mostly Mario games and like most, if not, all of them. I also play Kirby and Pokemon, ''
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|State: California
==User information==
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[[File:SMPPB4 Cover.jpg|thumb|left|My ongoing wiki plans: kill Wario]]
|''I'm a mix of French, German, and Chinese. But I'm born here (in the USA) so the only language I know (and speak) is English. And I take a French class in high school.''
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"''Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu...''" - Me
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|Favorite Music: ''I love jazz. Rap is crap. Some rap are not bad, but they are drowned by the ocean of cussing, sex, drugs, etc.''  
Okay so I'm not an actual Mario and I don't go by "Maria" or "Marion" or whatever. In reality, I'm Emilie and I'm a dumb American woman with French and Chinese heritage. I reside somewhere in the Santa Clara county in California. My home address will be revealed once I figure out how to divide by zero. I suppose it's already a given, since you're browsing this wiki, but I'm a major Mario fanatic in terms of games and the character. People say this about themselves a lot, but I'm one of the most passionate Mario fangirls here, so I really, really love Mario. He's not exactly the traditional aspect of handsome, but I still think he's so cute!
 
Little details about me? Oh, yes, I'm left-handed, which gave rise to my primary more well-known alias, {{User|LeftyGreenMario}}. Coincidentally, in politics, I'm a leftist and a believer in democratic socialism. I'm also a strong atheist, which means I do not believe in the existence of God and I reject all religions. Finally, I'm an asexual aromantic which means I have no sexual nor romantic attraction to any sex/gender, and I am cisgender. As well as being interested in ''Mario'' and video games, I also enjoy casual birding and drawing, and I own a very adorable cockatiel. I love birds; my favorite wild bird is the California scrub jay and I know most of my birds around my area. I also love lots of different kinds of food, especially Chinese, Korean, and Japanese food and I'm far from a picky eater, wishing one day I can try chitterlings on pizza. I also enjoy all sorts of music though the genres I listen to the most are heavy metal, rock, modern pop, R&B, funk/soul/disco, electronic dance music, jazz, and rap/hip-hop. I'm open to listening to other genres, such as country, chiptune, dubstep, jpop/kpop/cpop. Soundtracks from video games are cool too, but are not my favorite.
 
I have an identical twin sister going by {{User|Ray Trace}} who shares a similar strong interest and passion for the ''Mario'' series, except she loves Baby Luigi as much as I love Mario.
 
==Stuff I do==
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{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SMW CapeMario.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user is [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=List_of_power-ups&diff=prev&oldid=1593270 female].}}
{{userbox|border=#5DFC0A|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|codebkgd=pink|codecolor=#000000|code=
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=[[File:WarioWalk.gif|35px]]|msg=This user is a fantastic friend of [[User:Time Turner|Time Turner]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#FF5555|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-SuperMario.png|msg|16 × 32px]]|msg= This user is friends with [[User:Marioguy|Marioguy]]!}}
{{Userbox|border=#0147FA|mainbkgd=#42C0FB|codebkgd=#0147FA|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Serious Rosalina - Super Mario Sticker.gif|100px]]|msg=This user is friends with [[User:FanOfRosalina2007|FanOfRosalina2007]]!}}
{{userbox|border=#4AC948|mainbkgd=#8CDD81|codebkgd=#9ACD32|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Mushroom.png|50px]]|msg=This user has been on the wiki for over 10 years.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA07A|mainbkgd=#FFA07A|codebkgd=#FF0000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MarioSpiny2018.png|50px]]|msg=This user's favorite Mario character is Mario. Who would've guessed?}}
{{userbox|border=#90EE90|mainbkgd=#90EE90|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:LuigiMP lose.png|50px]]|msg=This user's second favorite Mario character is Luigi. He's a great brother!}}
{{userbox|border=#696969|mainbkgd=linear-gradient(to bottom, #DCDCDC, #C0C0C0, #696969)|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MK8 Icon Metal Mario.png|50px]]|msg=Mia mama, this user is a big fan of Metal Mario!}}
{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightcoral|codebkgd=cyan|codecolor=black|code=[[File:BabyMarioArcadeGP2 Art4.png|50px]]|msg=This user thinks Baby Mario is awesome.}}
{{userbox|border=#F0F8FF|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#F5F5F5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Start Psyc 6.png|50px]]|msg=This user roots for Toad. Even if his identity is such a pain in the [[Donkey Kong|ass]].}}
{{userbox|border=#808000|mainbkgd=#98FB98|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:YoshiYNI.png|50px]]|msg=This user's least favorite Mario character is Yoshi.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFFFE0|mainbkgd=#FFFFE0|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:WL4 Wario3.png]]|msg=This user is a known Wario hater and regularly destroys him in video games.}}
{{userbox|border=#FAEBD7|mainbkgd=#FAEBD7|codebkgd=#DEB887|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:DKBarrelWorldTour.png|50px]]|msg=You will never see this user with an ape with hair, nicknamed "Loser Kong" by Roy Koopa. This user will also stop at absolutely nothing to kill him.}}
{{userbox|border=#E6E6FA|mainbkgd=#E6E6FA|codebkgd=#D8BFD8|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Waluigi MKDS record icon.png]]|msg=This user doesn't hate Waluigi, but will stop at absolutely nothing to perform the worst action that isn't lethal to him.}}
{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=#ffc3c3|codebkgd=#ffffca|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MegaMario.png|50px]]|msg=This user likes to crush things especially Wario.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFC0CB|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFF0F5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Marioplushie.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user owns absolutely adorable Mario toys and cuddles and snuggles the Mario one to death!}}
{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#7EFF98|codebkgd=#33AC4B|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Rhombus Green.jpg|30px]]|msg=This user loves ''The Sims'' and creates and uses Mario-like Sims!}}
{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFDAB9|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SSB4TrophyBeamKirby.png|50px]]|msg=This user loves the ''Kirby'' games and uses the yellow-colored Kirby whenever it's appropriate. Dazzling!}}
{{userbox|border=darkblue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codebkgd=darkblue|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Jedikirby 2.gif]]|msg=<span style="font-size:7pt">This user had no idea that Kirby was a Jedi.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=red|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:MG64 icon Metal Mario A select.gif|40px]]|msg={{color|Raise the devil horns! This user listens to metal music.|white}}.}}
{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[File:Rockin-Mario.gif|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user thinks Mario should ROCK ON!'''</span>}}
{{userbox|border=gold|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=white|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:MarioplaySaxophone.png|40px]]|msg=Sad trumpet noises. This user listens to jazz.}}
{{userbox|border=white|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=white|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:Singingm.gif|40px]]|msg={{color|Parental advisory: this user listens to rap.|white}}}}
{{userbox|border=limegreen|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[File:SMRL-Line-Mario-Dance.gif|80px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''Jump up superstar! This user listens to EDM.'''</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#A6D785|mainbkgd=#76EE00|Codebkgd=#488214|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Dancingmario.gif]]|msg=Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy <s>Kong</s>... This user listens to pop!}}
{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=purple|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Waluigi Pinball.png|50px]]|msg={{color|I'm a survivor! This user listens to R&B!|white}}}}
{{userbox|border=#808080|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#000080|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:Music.gif]]|msg=This user listens to video game music.}}
{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightcoral|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Baby Mario MG GBC artwork.png|50px]]|msg=GOO GOO GAGA SPAGHETTI. This user thinks Baby Mario and Baby Luigi need released modern 2D art for promotional material like how everyone else seems to get it.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFBF00|mainbkgd=#fcc;|codebkgd=#cacaff|codecolor=red|code=[[File:Mario SSB Artwork.png|50px]]|msg=Why is [[Mario]] always doing bunny ears to no one?}}
{{userbox|border=#A00808|mainbkgd=#DE2B2B|codecolor=#8D38C9|code=[[File:Mario and mushroom SMB1 artwork.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">This user prefers Mario's retro getup.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#A00808|mainbkgd=#DE2B2B|codecolor=#8D38C9|code=[[File:MPSS Mario.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">This user prefers Mario's modern day getup.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=pink|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=#6ef7a7|codecolor=#000000|code=https://i.imgur.com/aF1ctZn.jpg|msg=This user says don't smoke or you'll look like THAT guy to the left.}}
{{userbox|border=pink|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=#f7f56e|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:LACN Mario pipe.png|50px]]|msg=Bottoms up. This experienced pipe traveler recommends you enter ground pipes FEET FIRST or you'll look like THAT guy to the left.}}
{{userbox|border=brown|mainbkgd=gray|code=[[Image:Metalmarioanimation-1-.gif]]|msg=This user is probably not made of metal.}}
{{userbox|border=none|mainbkgd=none|codebkgd=none|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Luigi Crying - Super Mario Sticker.gif|x45px]]|msg=This user thinks Mario should continue hitting Luigi for fun.}}
{{userbox|border=#606060|mainbkgd=#004000|codebkgd=black|codecolor=white|code=[[File:MLSS MarioBros.jpg|45px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user is wondering how '''Luigi''' can live in the shadow of a man who's only half his size.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#FFC4F0;|codebkgd=pink|codecolor=#red|code=[[File:Teh_Princess_Luigi_xD.gif|50px]]|msg=This user thinks Luigi looks simply fabulous in a dress.}} 
{{userbox|border=#6B8CFF|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-WeirdMario-Door-7.png|25px]]|msg={{Quote|Wait I just realized! [https://plus.google.com/u/1/b/110847139230648181620/116762632994001535737/posts/JBVJPGYnpMR SKINNY MARIO IS HOARDING ALL THE POWER UPS WE WANT IN SUPER MARIO MAKER!!!]|Michael Aiyedun|Super Mario Maker}}}}
{{userbox|border=#6B8CFF|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-WeirdMario-Door-19.png|25px]]|msg=Bazooka Mario says that ASM hacking is probably the only way to kill Weird Mario for sure.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFE0|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Super Mario Maker - Logo 02.svg|50px]]|msg=This user does not support ''[[Super Mario Maker]]'' and would advise those who are genuinely interested in creating Nintendo-quality levels to use unofficial level editors instead.}}
{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Navy|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Yellow|code=[[File:WarioPump MP3.jpg|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:LightBlue">This user thinks that the destination Wario is heading for is Fat Idiot Man Land. Why? Because both are GAS GIANTS.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:MH3on3 Wario.jpg|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">This user thinks that Wario is disgustingly ridiculous.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:FrenchWarioLand3Commercial.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">À mon avis, Wario est terrible et stupide.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#800080|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Wario-MH3on3.gif]]|msg=This user hates Wario's guts and the rest of his body.}}
{{userbox|border=#FA1D2F|mainbkgd=#EE1289|codebkgd=#FA1D2F|codecolor=black|code=[[File:MK8-Line-Wario-Pipe.gif|50px]]|msg=This user destroys Wario and enjoys doing so.}}
{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[Image:Mariowiki.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user is a ''Super Mario Wiki'' contributor. This is the ''only'' userbox.'''</span>}}
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Aside from killing Wario, Donkey Kong, Ganondork, Mr. Krabs, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Eddy (from Ed Edd n Eddy), what do I do here? Mostly, I make minor edits and stuff. As stated previous, I'm a frequent participant in wiki projects and discussions around here including [[MarioWiki:Proposals]], [[MarioWiki:Featured articles]], and [http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?board=57.0 collaborations in the external forums].


WARNING: BLANK SPACE BELOW
I upload pictures I ripped or taken via Dolphin Emulator. I also use other emulators to take screenshots of games, mainly Mario Party. If there is a huge amount of Mario Party minigame pictures with Daisy, Waluigi, and Wario, blame it on my sister or me.


[[File:Wario Wins In Mario Party 7.png]][[File:MarioYou'reWinner 7.png]]
====Luigi's Mansion====
[[File:Mario's Painting LM.png|thumb|left|Purposeless Pellucid Pastel Prison]]
For my own convenience, here is what the ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]'' article should be required to have, or it should have it to be the difference between a good and a great article:


Die harder, Wario. Really.
*Interactable objects with the Game Boy Horror (mirrors, mouse holes, cheese).
*A complete section of the [[Game Boy Horror]] and its functions.
*A table listing each enemy, with a short description and small image
*A table listing Mario's items and their locations. Flavor text upon finding the item is encouraged but not really needed.
*A table listing miscellaneous objects that don't quite fit with others, such as Poison Mushrooms, Hearts, and Cheese. Other objects, including treasure chests and keys, should also be included.
*A better controls section, listing what each button does rather than lumping the thing into one paragraph.
*An expanded reception section.


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''This list may not be complete nor definitive and may be subject to change.''


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====Mario====
==The Userbox Tower of Extreme Suckage==
[[File:Mariopaintartt.png|thumb|Could use some adjustments.]]
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It's not about me, it's about the [[Mario|article]]. Here's what the article should have before it can be featured.
{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#FF00FF|codebkgd=#FFB6C1|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Wunderland.jpg|56px]]|msg=This user is female.}}
{{userbox|border=#4AC948|mainbkgd=#8CDD81|codebkgd=#ffffff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Mushroom2.PNG|50px]]|msg=This user never reads The 'Shroom.}}
{{userbox|border=#99B3FF|mainbkgd=#E0E8FF|codebkgd=#99B3FF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Gnwgroupart.png|51px]]|msg=This user is an expert gamer, but it really depends on the game she's playing!}}
{{userbox|border=#77E0E8|mainbkgd=#FF0000|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Mario Thumbs Up Go 6.png|52px]]|msg=This user is a big fan of the video game character Mario! She's obsessed about this overweight plumber!}}
{{userbox|border=#9ACD32|mainbkgd=#A52A2A|codebkgd=#A0522D|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Green Face 7.png|49px]]|msg=This user hates Yoshi for his annoying voice and bad fanbase.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFB3B3|mainbkgd=#FFE0E8|codebkgd=#FFB3B3|codecolor=black|code=http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad98/MarioBabyLuigi/GIF%20stuff/Gagguyconfuzzled.gif|msg=This user is often confused.}}
{{userbox|border=#00FFFF|mainbkgd=#F0FFF0|codebkgd=#DCDCDC|codecolor=black|code=[[File:MK Wii Dry Bones icon.PNG|52px]]|msg=This user likes Dry Bones a bit.}}
{{userbox|border=#191970|mainbkgd=#D8BFD8|codebkgd=#1E90FF|codecolor=black|code=http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad98/MarioBabyLuigi/Luigena.png|msg=This user thinks that Luigi is disturbing.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#F0E68C|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Mario WC'98.png]]|msg=This user hates to work.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#32CD32|codebkgd=#00FF00|codecolor=black|code=[[File:MarioMPA.png|52px]]|msg=Judging by her username, this user is left-handed.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#CD5C5C|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Mario Mario Super Strikers Tournmanent.png|52px]]|msg=This user is hypersensitive, which means that she is easily provoked.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Wario Wins In Mario Party 7.png|52px]]|msg=This user enjoys killing Wario and seeing him do that face.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF8C00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Crazy Wario.png|52px]]|msg=This user usually forces Wario to eat his hat.}}
{{userbox|border=#00FA9A|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Wariolose.gif|52px]]|msg=This user often tortures Wario. In her world, when she says that Wario wins, he actually loses!}}
{{userbox|border=#FF69B4|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:War Party Five Shotmugs.png|54px]]|msg=This user often makes Wario an opponent. A very dumb one!}}
{{userbox|border=#ADFF2F|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Fatwario.jpg|52px]]|msg=This user thinks that the term "Fat Wario" is redundant.}}
{{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=steelblue|codebkgd=steelblue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:PPSMBS Logo.PNG]]|msg=This user is not part of the '''[[PipeProject:Super Mario Bros. Series|Super Mario Bros. Series PipeProject]]''' because it doesn't exist anymore!}}
{{userbox|border=#555555|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Mario SuperStar Base Sprite.png|54px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user can often be found on the [http://forum.mariowiki.com/ MarioWiki Forums].</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#ADFF2F|mainbkgd=#00FFFF|codebkgd=#C0C0C0|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Mario Thinking PM2.png|52px]]|msg=This user has ADHD. Please be aware and understanding!}}
{{userbox|border=#0000FF|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Cute Jumprope Land.gif]]|msg=This user uses jumprope as a torture device.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFE4E1|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#C71585|codecolor=white|code=[[File:MP9 Select Wario.png|52px]]|msg=This user thinks that Wario is the fattest thing alive.}}
{{userbox|border=#87CEFA|mainbkgd=#0000FF|codebkgd=#00008B|codecolor=white|code=[[File:MarioYou'reWinner 7.png|52px]]|msg=This user is a liberal (in the U.S.).}}
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More crap for you! What do I do in this wiki? You might be wondering that. What I do is actually varied. However, if you're looking for ripped sprites in console games, I can do it! Well, actually, it's the Dolphin Emulator doing it, but if you see sprites from a game such as Mario Party 7 or Mario Smash Football, I probably uploaded it! I'm also responsible for uploading huge, sharp quality pictures from those games as well. I've probably taken the biggest screenshots for this wiki! My screenshots are around 1 megabyte! Usually, pictures are kilobytes big.


I'm also somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but I do often slip up in my grammar, thanks to my tendency to overlook what I type. However, I correct grammar right when I see it usually. I can't stand it when people use "it's" incorrectly (instead of its). It's not supposed to be like that, but its error is bad. Also, there's a difference between "their", "they're" and "there", okay?
*Games and other media making a mere mention in "Other appearances" that should get their own section in the History section. This section also needs a link to the page detailing about references about Mario himself. Media required:
**<s>[[Mario's Picross]]</s>
**<s>[[Mario Paint]]</s>
**<s>[[Super Mario-Kun]]</s>
**<s>Famicon Grand Prix games.</s>
**<s>[[NBA Street V3]], [[SSX on Tour]] and other related games.</s>
**<s>[[Dr. Mario (game)|Dr. Mario]] games. If Yoshi's Island can get its own subsection, then Dr. Mario can.</s> (done)
**<s>Yoshi series games including [[Yoshi's Cookie]] and [[Yoshi]].</s>
**<s>[[Excitebike: Bun Bun Mario Battle Stadium]]</s>
**Cameos from ''Kirby'', ''Super Mario Land 3'', ''Donkey Kong Country''
**<s>[[Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!]]</s>
**[[Super Mario World: Mario to Yoshi no Bōken Land]]
**<s>[[Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros.]]</s>
**[[Mario Ice Capades]]
**<s>[[White Knuckle Scorin']]</s>
**[[Club Nintendo (magazine)|Club Nintendo]] comics
**<s>[[Super Mario Adventures]]</s>
**[[Nintendo Adventure Books]]
**[[Nintendo Comics System]]
**[[Mario & Luigi: Dream Team]] (information needs expansion)
**Probably expand the cartoons-related section since it seems to be inadequate to me. The sections are one-liners, composed of fairly vague statements right now.
**Some ''Mario Party'' games have a story, notably ''Mario Party DS''. It also wouldn't hurt to note Mario-related collectibles such as his merchandise in ''Mario Party 4'', his constellation in ''Mario Party 9'', and Mario-specific roles and start points in ''Mario Party Advance''.
*<s>Trivia section can have some entrees moved.</s>
*<s>Some sections have too much images. This is easily fixed.</s>
*Some sections are also large. If they can be shortened, then they should.
*<s>Some crap needs to be trimmed from general information, namely the "aliases", "occupations", and "outfits".</s>


I hate flaming, trolling, etc., because well, why shouldn't I hate it? It doesn't matter where it's directed, it always hurts for me. I also hate swearing because swearing gives people a bad impression. It seems to lower their education value significantly on the outside, and when people swear, they lose credibility for me. I tend to avoid swearing, unless I am really, really mad.
''This list may not be complete nor definitive and may be subject to change.''


Anyway, I'll be usually here in this wiki, but I might not be active for days because I'm interested in other stuff.
[[File:TheGreatMissionMarioPlayer.png|thumb|When I'm not working on the Mario article]]
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And here are some opinions I have related to this article.


*While the personality section may seem bloated as it is, every aspect of that section is required; therefore, nothing can be majorly trimmed. Mario, unlike Link and other silent protagonists, is not a true silent protagonist. He is not a complete template, as he is consistently shown to be more aggressive than, say, Luigi. His lack of talking can bolster the claim that Mario is underdeveloped, so the paragraphs are needed. When Mario actually talks, however, it's a striking exception that needs mentioning. Since Mario spans not just from literally hundreds of games, but also books and comics, his personality section is bound to be naturally big from his large history, not from the complexity of his personality.
*The differences of looks between N64 and post-Luigi's Mansion may sound silly, but the transition from the N64 to the Gamecube is a quite big leap, with in-game models actually resembling the artwork. Afterward, from Gamecube-Wii U, the models are simply refined and more detailed rather than transitioning from a bunch of blocks to something much more sophisticated. Many characters have also received an overhaul in terms of artwork. N64 artwork is simplistic and less defined. There is a very visible difference between artwork from Mario Party 3 and Mario Party 4, so I think this difference needs to be noted. If you have a side-by-side comparison, Mario from N64 indeed looks very different. In fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee, an early Gamecube game, depicted Mario more as his N64 version than his Gamecube version.
*Unlike the [[Bowser]] article, the Mario article keeps its story-heavy sections short, not wide, overbearing synopsizes that qualify as full-length articles within an article. The biggest problem Mario has, however, is covering the obscure, yet accessible media such as Club Nintendo, Super Mario Adventures, and White Knuckle Scorin'. This, I will address shortly, but if I get the spare time to ''load'' and edit the article.
*I will try not to be protective of this article, but if I am, please tell me (politely).


<div style="position:fixed; top:55px; left:-7px;">[[File:Mario2-CaptainSelect-MSS.png|Yeah, he's blocking the screen. So what?]]</div>
===Historical catastrophe===
[[File:Mario icon - Mario Tennis Open.png|thumb|This an official Terrible-Quality Writing seal of approval by Mario.]]
The article was [http://www.mariowiki.com/MarioWiki:Featured_Articles/N1/Mario nominated] to be featured at one point (check the [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Mario&oldid=704401 quality of the article at the time; it's really bad; pardon for the italics throughout the article, but '''some''' people back then had no clue how to close italics]), but I can safely say that its only remaining problem is coverage, which I'm dutifully doing here and there. The rest of the problems pointed out in this nomination is hopefully gone and a relic of the past. I've also proofread the entire history section of the article at one point, so I did remove cruft and changed to present tense. What's remaining is, again, coverage and focusing this article's writing like a laser, spotting any more cruft or poor writing. I may have to ask other editors feedback to avoid personal biases which will cloud my judgement of the writing quality.


== Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ==
;Gems from that old revision:
*"Despite his lengthy history, Mario is, in many ways, an undeveloped character, with many details of his accepted biography having been created through complex lore spawned from the imaginations of comic book artists, cartoon writers, and fans."
*"Mario has also appeared in Tomytec's Dots." (that was a trivia entry)
*"In the recent games, Mario's colors are lighter than his colors in 2002 to 2006."
*"However, Kamek, fearing the Star Children would ruin the plans of the Koopa Troop, attacked the stork and managed to kidnap Luigi but left Mario to plummet towards Yoshi's Island in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. By chance, Yoshi was walking below and cushioned Mario's fall. Confused at the baby's presence, Yoshi consulted his fellow Yoshis and they worked out a plan to trek across the island in an effort to save Luigi and return the babies to their parents."
*"These events formed the premise for Yoshi Touch & Go. How the events of the video game factor into the story is unconfirmed. These events formed the premise for Yoshi Touch & Go. How the events of the video game factor into the story is unconfirmed. (next paragraph) In "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand. Luigi stated that it was hard on their mother.  Mario proved to be a hassle for his parents, as described in "Family Album "The Early Years"." Among the issues his parents had with him, Mario once broke the sink with a wrench while his mother was giving him a bath. Mario's hair grew out to its adult length very quickly. (WTF does this have to do with ''Yoshi Touch & Go!?)
*Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time: "Later in Mario's early life, after he had outgrown his diaper, he and his brother came to know Baby Peach. The three became good friends and playmates." (Yoshi's Island DS never happened!?)
*"The extraterrestrials made an assault on Princess Peach's Castle."
*Then it has some random ass section called "Growing up in Brooklyn". Is this some fanon speculation that's supposed to fill in between Yoshi's Island and the Mario cartoons? Wow... I haven't even realized how terrible MarioWiki was at the time, and I didn't even notice!
*"Abandoning carpentry and leaving Donkey Kong to his own devices, Mario entered the plumbing business with Luigi and formed Mario Brothers Plumbing as revealed in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show." Again, wtf!?
*"The Mario Bros. found the Mushroom Kingdom in a state of despair in Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. Special. Koopa Troop soldiers, such as Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and Hammer Bros. patrolled the streets and immediately began to attack them." (Streets!? There are no "streets" in ''Super Mario Bros.''!)
*"However, the brothers were unable to restore Peach to her throne according to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!!" (This is in the ''Super Mario Bros. 2'' section!)
*"Mario and Luigi met with their toughest challenges yet. Bowser had prepared an expansive, modern military, complete with tanks, airships, and ships capable of withstanding the lava that flowed throughout the world."
*"Mario had to brandish his infamous Hammer during the events of Wrecking Crew '98."
*"Using his new tail-tossing skill he hurled Bowser into a spiked bomb and ended his terrible reign." XD XD XD
*"After Luigi saved him from the painting he was imprisoned in by King Boo, Mario took a well deserved vacation with Peach and Toadsworth during the events of Super Mario Sunshine."
*"Mario & Luigi are back again in their latest appearance, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story!"
*"Bowser follows Dark Star to a tower top, and an epic battle begins!"
*'''Spin-offs''' is separated from everything else. That wasn't such a bright idea.
*"Mario has even ventured onto the world of basketball in Mario Hoops 3 on 3. Fortunately, Mario was a successful basketball player as he had a extraordinary jumping ability."
*"Mario seems to not be bothered by certain temperature levels, even in volcanoes and tundras (although in Super Mario Sunshine Mario would take damage without his hat on due to the heat and in Super Mario 64, Mario would shiver when not moving in snow level). "
*"Mario has been shown to be incredibly powerful and strong, almost comparable to that of super-human strength." (Mario is also very fast and quick and fast)


[[Image:Mariokartwii.warioart.jpg|thumb|left|Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a [[star]] or bullet bill.]]
Oh my god, I was way too young and inexperienced to understand this hilariously atrocious writing, but now I'm older, ...


[[Image:WarioGoodQual.PNG||thumb|left|Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!.]]
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a7ae77c75cecc4a3989e95105f098ec9/tumblr_nf9hczRgd21rrftcdo1_500.gif
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Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''? Getting the Diskun Trophy in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]?'' Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in [[Mario Strikers Charged]]? None of the above.
===I dump videos of Mario (and Luigi) talking so I can keep track of them===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrsXkCIZsq4 Super Mario Sunshine Tour Australia Announcement 2002]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxy2D8kXdHk New Super Mario Bros. interview 2006]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Snprp2QOhA Super Mario Galaxy Charles Martinet GameStop Phone Call]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qevVLEYFfC4 Mario reads a story]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvWf6tsHalY Mario's Voice Introduces The Features Of The Nintendo 3DS]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sYvNtjXRI Mario Sports Mix Press Conference]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E mario diss to sony at e3 and also does impressions]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7PxxLPrcM&list=PLsse2Qvhr8hOcINI-HtGx3QD5vlJsoHWv Mario and Luigi from Kids Choice]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5Tv9b04ZI French video with Charles Martinet (Martinet talks as Mario in French briefly)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5-m6ZDsXw French video (talking as Mario in French briefly and even slips Spanish in the beginning)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEqREC26fw8 Spanish video (talking as Mario in Spanish briefly)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijgUasX_YmA Year of Luigi by Luigi]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGzcEz4Dgo Mario Luigi Wario instagram videos]


Now wasn't that smart? ''Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins'' has got to be the best Mario game of all. Forget about ''Super Mario Bros.'' and ''Super Mario 64''. Wario's the real deal.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JojA_Z4luQ8 Ash voice lines] (they're not Mario or Luigi but it does definitely sound like Luigi)


However...
There's various videos of Mario at Super Nintendo World and whatnot but they're all phone videos and whatnot so not very useful for me. Fun watches though!


[[File:Mario and Wario MSP.png|thumb]]
*JessePinick isn't Martinet but he makes really good impressions of Mario.[https://twitter.com/JessePinnickVO/status/1548659506950901765?s=20&t=hiy0pW6zJsEXcZflU1Upww][https://twitter.com/JessePinnickVO/status/1516848802006765575?cxt=HHwWjsC42dz89owqAAAA][https://twitter.com/SlickFrame/status/1585987318716203008?cxt=HHwWgIDU5YfEx4IsAAAA]
 
==King Fawful's questions and LeftyGreenMario's answers==
Retrieved from LeftyGreenMario.
 
[[File:Marioshock.png|thumb|190px|This was exactly my reaction when I realized what they did to Paper Mario: Sticker Star.]]
Q1: Have you ever tasted mustard of doom?
:Yes, and it's so spicy, my eyes popped away. I'm blind now.
 
Q2: You have been kidnapped by Professor E. Gadd! what do you do?
:I'd trick him by giving him a DVD of the Garbage Pail Kids. When the hideousness of the movie deeply engrosses him, I quietly sneak out.
 
Q3: Are you a lefty?
:Duh.
 
Q4: Are you green?
:I have a fair complexion, so no, I'm not green.
 
Q5: Are you Mario?
:Dang I wish. Even if I did have to go through a gender change.
 
Q6: I need to poop, but i'm not finished writing this! what should i do?
:Ask the next question. Isn't that obvious?
 
Q7: I just went. it felt good.
:See?
 
Q8: Do you like waffles?
:Yup. I like purple waffles the most, though, because they remind me of purple pizza with heavy syrup on top.
 
Q9: Do you like pancakes?
:I like crêpe more.
 
Q10: Do you like french toast?
:If I'm sharing them with Mario, then yes. Otherwise, I prefer purple waffles.
 
==Wario's every day living is something like this but it turns out the world hates him==
 
Wario's appliances are rebellious. Refrigerators fall on him, ovens hurl charcoal on his clothes, toasters mysteriously detach themselves, their prongs are face-up when he walks near the toaster; the toilet is backed up, the sinks spit rusty water all over his money, the blender tips over and spills, and the stovetop never turns on, but explodes when Wario tries farting on it to start it. The shower head is twisted at impossible angles, causing the water to spill out at random angles and intervals. His malfunctioning smoke detector, right outside his bedroom is beeping constantly and dripping something mysterious out of it, even with fresh batteries. Wario's debit card is rejected because Wario maxxed out all his credit cards (all with high APRs and annual fees). Wario's mobile phone restarts at random intervals and takes 30 minutes to boot, and Twitter especially drains his batteries even though that's the only site he goes on, and he is too lazy to close his 268 and counting tabs. Wario's internet provider is Xfinity, and his cables are twisted too, making it impossible for him to deal with the constant power surges the electrical outlets experience. The TV airs only recent Family Guy episodes and infomercials.
 
Wario's Car, which has six different flood damage reports on CARFAX, also goes off every night at least three times between 2-5am but never at a specific time. His fire extinguisher is located three flights down the stairs, which Wario has to use frequently because dust bunnies accumulate under his bed and occasionally burst into flames.
 
Neither repo people nor law enforcement can even enter his house, despite Wario's accumulation of arrest warrants, because it is such a biohazard, even though Wario's mortgage is underwater and his credit score is zero. Wario's house is so inhospitable that Martians can't live in it; even cockroaches hate it and all sorts of rain and snow, even acid rain, go around it. Wario's antenna, however, is an excellent conductor for lightning strikes. Anyone who parks their car near his house gets their ventilation system clogged.
 
==A personal message for Wario from me back in 2009==
[[File:Wario Artwork - Mario Kart Wii.png|thumb|left|Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a [[star]] or bullet bill.]]
I don't like [[Wario]] too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with {{User|BabyLuigiOnFire}}) in [[Mario Kart Wii]] by using [[stars]] and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!
I don't like [[Wario]] too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with {{User|BabyLuigiOnFire}}) in [[Mario Kart Wii]] by using [[stars]] and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!


Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame [[Piranha's Pursuit]] and got gobbled up in [[Tug o' War]] in [[Mario Party]]. He loses badly by 40 stars in [[Mario Party 6]] in [[Faire Square]]. He gets hit by a truck and a train in [[Mario Kart 64]]. He gets lapped in [[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.
Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame [[Piranha's Pursuit]] and got gobbled up in [[Tug o' War]] in [[Mario Party]]. He loses badly by 40 stars in [[Mario Party 6]] in [[Faire Square]]. He gets hit by a truck and a train in [[Mario Kart 64]]. He gets lapped in [[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]. In [[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]], Yellow Kirby constantly crashes into Wario with a Warp Star and kills him right after he respawns, and this repeats so many times. In [[Mario Party 4]], Wario gets zero stars and zero coins in the results while 3rd place has at least 9 stars. Wario gets blasted by the Zero Coin Laser in [[Mario Party Superstars]]. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.


You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.
[[File:Mpsrart30.png|thumb|Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!]]
You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.  


In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.
In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.
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==My ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U'' Trophy collection==
[[File:MSWGMario.png|thumb|Was one of the first images I've put on my userpage.]]
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!style=background:lavender colspan=3| Warning: Contains descriptions of trophies that Nintendo doesn't want you to know
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|https://i.imgur.com/Kb9R8id.png


Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
https://i.imgur.com/n10agA1.png
[[File:MarioNSMBWii.PNG|right|277px]]
* [[Mario Kart 64]]
* [[Mario Party]]
* [[Mario Party 2]]
* [[Mario Party 3]]
* [[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]
* [[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]
* [[Mario Party 4]]
* [[Mario Party 5]]
* [[Mario Party 6]]
* [[Mario Party 7]]
* [[Mario Power Tennis (GCN)|Mario Power Tennis]]
* [[Mario Superstar Baseball]]
* [[Mario Smash Football]]
* [[Mario Kart Wii]]
* [[Mario Party 8]]
* [[Mario Strikers Charged Football]]
* [[Mario Super Sluggers]]
* [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
* [[Mario Sports Mix]]
* [[Mario Kart Super Circuit]]
* [[Mario Hoops 3-on-3]]
* [[Mario Kart DS]]
* [[Mario Party DS]]
* [[Super Mario 64 DS]]
* [[Mario Kart 7]]


Future games to torture Wario
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* [[Mario Tennis Open]]
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That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow!
http://i.imgur.com/UKwZooT.jpg


[[File:Mario Ending Sprite 6.png|center|GASP!!!!!!]]
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Too bad I won't torture him in [[Mario Party 9]]. That game started in the wrong foot and ended in a toxic waste dump with some leaking batteries. The addition of Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, and a Magikoopa, the lack of a classic mode for long-time Mario Party fans (like me), no co-op mode so my sister and I can't play Party Mode together, no 2 vs. 2 minigames, crab-apple roster, concept of ministars, radical change, the new minigame system, and no return of orbs. So it's not one thing. It's multiple things.
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The Userbox Mountain crumbled to pieces. Yeah. After the deletion of so many userbox images, I decided there are too many userboxes with red links instead of pictures, so Wario came, ran into it, and destroyed it. I am sad. At least the mountain fell on him. How tragic. However, I'm rebuilding the tower, so don't worry. I have these awesome textures I uploaded, so making a new one will be a SNAP! Like that.
https://i.imgur.com/sHUdPn1.png


Oh, and I have read somewhere that sitting is going to make you die sooner.
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I also watch Rifftrax and MST3K. If you think you watched the worst movie ever, it better be Manos: The Hands of Fate or Monster A-Go-Go!.
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Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed.
==And remember: respect the curfew laws, kids!==
Or else Luigi will call the cops on you


And meanwhile, marvel at this totally epicsome picture of a Scrub Jay. ''Aphelocoma californica.''
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http://sportsyakima.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/093009_OUTWesternScrubJay.jpg
... and end up turning himself in


Oh yeah, and courtesy to the people/person who took this picture!
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I've also made a personal [[User:LeftyGreenMario/monobook.css|monobook]] page. It's probably not that great because this is my first attempt. If you can help me, I would REALLY appreciate it.
<center><sub>And thus, my chase for Wario extermination continues.</sub></center>
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Until then, see you.
Any picture of me (or anyone else) is copyright of Nintendo because they said so! Muahahahaha. I guess.

Latest revision as of 02:31, February 20, 2024

Mario
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Full Name Emilie
Age 29
Pronouns She/her
Orientation Aromantic Asexual
Species Human

Hey. I'm Mario, your local MarioWiki janitor. What else do I do? You can check below to get a taste of what my editing habits and goals are, even though I rarely meet them myself.

So, let that sink in.

Emotes I use

Wario loses every single coin of his eight coins in Space Land for Mario Party Superstars.
Wario's stupid smug grin gets wiped off the face of the Earth... and in outer space too!

MarioWiki has a rich set of sprites which are pretty perfect for emotes, but it's not in widespread use.... But I do use them! I'm going to paste some here just for my convenience.

Sprite of Mario from Wrecking Crew '98.
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Sprite of Luigi winning in Wrecking Crew '98.
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Luigi's dizzy sprite
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Dizzy Baby Luigi from Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
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Mario
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Dizzy
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Cargo truck from Mario Kart 8
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A Smorg
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Mario in Club Nintendo Classic.
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User information

The cover of Wario o Taose Number ④ Super Mario Pocket Ehon (「ワリオをたおせ Number ① スーパーマリオ ポケットえほん」, Super Mario Pocket Picture Book Number 4: Take Down Wario).
My ongoing wiki plans: kill Wario
Wario portraits when the character is in last position in Mario Party: Star Rush

"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me

Okay so I'm not an actual Mario and I don't go by "Maria" or "Marion" or whatever. In reality, I'm Emilie and I'm a dumb American woman with French and Chinese heritage. I reside somewhere in the Santa Clara county in California. My home address will be revealed once I figure out how to divide by zero. I suppose it's already a given, since you're browsing this wiki, but I'm a major Mario fanatic in terms of games and the character. People say this about themselves a lot, but I'm one of the most passionate Mario fangirls here, so I really, really love Mario. He's not exactly the traditional aspect of handsome, but I still think he's so cute!

Little details about me? Oh, yes, I'm left-handed, which gave rise to my primary more well-known alias, LeftyGreenMario (talk). Coincidentally, in politics, I'm a leftist and a believer in democratic socialism. I'm also a strong atheist, which means I do not believe in the existence of God and I reject all religions. Finally, I'm an asexual aromantic which means I have no sexual nor romantic attraction to any sex/gender, and I am cisgender. As well as being interested in Mario and video games, I also enjoy casual birding and drawing, and I own a very adorable cockatiel. I love birds; my favorite wild bird is the California scrub jay and I know most of my birds around my area. I also love lots of different kinds of food, especially Chinese, Korean, and Japanese food and I'm far from a picky eater, wishing one day I can try chitterlings on pizza. I also enjoy all sorts of music though the genres I listen to the most are heavy metal, rock, modern pop, R&B, funk/soul/disco, electronic dance music, jazz, and rap/hip-hop. I'm open to listening to other genres, such as country, chiptune, dubstep, jpop/kpop/cpop. Soundtracks from video games are cool too, but are not my favorite.

I have an identical twin sister going by Ray Trace (talk) who shares a similar strong interest and passion for the Mario series, except she loves Baby Luigi as much as I love Mario.

Stuff I do

LeftyGreenMario's terrible userbox tower (don't worry, it's not as atrocious as the last attempt)
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Caped Mario
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Artwork of a Mushroom from New Super Mario Bros., also reused for the Mushroom in Mario Kart Wii
Mario jumping on a Spiny.
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Metal Mario from Mario Kart 8.
Baby Mario from Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
Toad's turn to go from Mario Party 6
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Flaming Wario
Donkey Kong gets knocked out by a DK Barrel in his Double Bogey animation in Mario Golf: World Tour.
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Artwork of Mega Mario about to crush a brick for New Super Mario Bros.
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Gem in Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
Beam Kirby's trophy render from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
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Animation of Metal Mario before being selected for play in Mario Golf
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Animation sequence taken from French TV advertisement for Mario Pinball Land and Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Official LINE sticker from the Super Mario series.
Mario dancing
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Artwork of Mario with a Super Mushroom in Super Mario Bros.
Artwork of Mario in Mario Party Superstars (originally used for Nintendo CSR Report 2021)
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Mario in a Latin American Club Nintendo magazine.
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Luigi crying
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga artwork: Mario and Luigi
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The Weird Mario that answers the door in Super Mario Maker.
Logo of Super Mario Maker (Version 2)
Wario playing Pump, Pump, and Away
Wario
The commercial for Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land.
Wario animated in the select character screen.
Official LINE sticker for Mario Kart 8.
Super Mario Wiki logo

Aside from killing Wario, Donkey Kong, Ganondork, Mr. Krabs, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Eddy (from Ed Edd n Eddy), what do I do here? Mostly, I make minor edits and stuff. As stated previous, I'm a frequent participant in wiki projects and discussions around here including MarioWiki:Proposals, MarioWiki:Featured articles, and collaborations in the external forums.

I upload pictures I ripped or taken via Dolphin Emulator. I also use other emulators to take screenshots of games, mainly Mario Party. If there is a huge amount of Mario Party minigame pictures with Daisy, Waluigi, and Wario, blame it on my sister or me.

Luigi's Mansion

Mario trapped in a painting in the Secret Altar
Purposeless Pellucid Pastel Prison

For my own convenience, here is what the Luigi's Mansion article should be required to have, or it should have it to be the difference between a good and a great article:

  • Interactable objects with the Game Boy Horror (mirrors, mouse holes, cheese).
  • A complete section of the Game Boy Horror and its functions.
  • A table listing each enemy, with a short description and small image
  • A table listing Mario's items and their locations. Flavor text upon finding the item is encouraged but not really needed.
  • A table listing miscellaneous objects that don't quite fit with others, such as Poison Mushrooms, Hearts, and Cheese. Other objects, including treasure chests and keys, should also be included.
  • A better controls section, listing what each button does rather than lumping the thing into one paragraph.
  • An expanded reception section.

This list may not be complete nor definitive and may be subject to change.

Mario

Could use some adjustments.

It's not about me, it's about the article. Here's what the article should have before it can be featured.

This list may not be complete nor definitive and may be subject to change.

Mario playing his Family Computer.
When I'm not working on the Mario article

And here are some opinions I have related to this article.

  • While the personality section may seem bloated as it is, every aspect of that section is required; therefore, nothing can be majorly trimmed. Mario, unlike Link and other silent protagonists, is not a true silent protagonist. He is not a complete template, as he is consistently shown to be more aggressive than, say, Luigi. His lack of talking can bolster the claim that Mario is underdeveloped, so the paragraphs are needed. When Mario actually talks, however, it's a striking exception that needs mentioning. Since Mario spans not just from literally hundreds of games, but also books and comics, his personality section is bound to be naturally big from his large history, not from the complexity of his personality.
  • The differences of looks between N64 and post-Luigi's Mansion may sound silly, but the transition from the N64 to the Gamecube is a quite big leap, with in-game models actually resembling the artwork. Afterward, from Gamecube-Wii U, the models are simply refined and more detailed rather than transitioning from a bunch of blocks to something much more sophisticated. Many characters have also received an overhaul in terms of artwork. N64 artwork is simplistic and less defined. There is a very visible difference between artwork from Mario Party 3 and Mario Party 4, so I think this difference needs to be noted. If you have a side-by-side comparison, Mario from N64 indeed looks very different. In fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee, an early Gamecube game, depicted Mario more as his N64 version than his Gamecube version.
  • Unlike the Bowser article, the Mario article keeps its story-heavy sections short, not wide, overbearing synopsizes that qualify as full-length articles within an article. The biggest problem Mario has, however, is covering the obscure, yet accessible media such as Club Nintendo, Super Mario Adventures, and White Knuckle Scorin'. This, I will address shortly, but if I get the spare time to load and edit the article.
  • I will try not to be protective of this article, but if I am, please tell me (politely).

Historical catastrophe

Mario from Mario Tennis Open.
This an official Terrible-Quality Writing seal of approval by Mario.

The article was nominated to be featured at one point (check the quality of the article at the time; it's really bad; pardon for the italics throughout the article, but some people back then had no clue how to close italics), but I can safely say that its only remaining problem is coverage, which I'm dutifully doing here and there. The rest of the problems pointed out in this nomination is hopefully gone and a relic of the past. I've also proofread the entire history section of the article at one point, so I did remove cruft and changed to present tense. What's remaining is, again, coverage and focusing this article's writing like a laser, spotting any more cruft or poor writing. I may have to ask other editors feedback to avoid personal biases which will cloud my judgement of the writing quality.

Gems from that old revision
  • "Despite his lengthy history, Mario is, in many ways, an undeveloped character, with many details of his accepted biography having been created through complex lore spawned from the imaginations of comic book artists, cartoon writers, and fans."
  • "Mario has also appeared in Tomytec's Dots." (that was a trivia entry)
  • "In the recent games, Mario's colors are lighter than his colors in 2002 to 2006."
  • "However, Kamek, fearing the Star Children would ruin the plans of the Koopa Troop, attacked the stork and managed to kidnap Luigi but left Mario to plummet towards Yoshi's Island in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. By chance, Yoshi was walking below and cushioned Mario's fall. Confused at the baby's presence, Yoshi consulted his fellow Yoshis and they worked out a plan to trek across the island in an effort to save Luigi and return the babies to their parents."
  • "These events formed the premise for Yoshi Touch & Go. How the events of the video game factor into the story is unconfirmed. These events formed the premise for Yoshi Touch & Go. How the events of the video game factor into the story is unconfirmed. (next paragraph) In "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand. Luigi stated that it was hard on their mother. Mario proved to be a hassle for his parents, as described in "Family Album "The Early Years"." Among the issues his parents had with him, Mario once broke the sink with a wrench while his mother was giving him a bath. Mario's hair grew out to its adult length very quickly. (WTF does this have to do with Yoshi Touch & Go!?)
  • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time: "Later in Mario's early life, after he had outgrown his diaper, he and his brother came to know Baby Peach. The three became good friends and playmates." (Yoshi's Island DS never happened!?)
  • "The extraterrestrials made an assault on Princess Peach's Castle."
  • Then it has some random ass section called "Growing up in Brooklyn". Is this some fanon speculation that's supposed to fill in between Yoshi's Island and the Mario cartoons? Wow... I haven't even realized how terrible MarioWiki was at the time, and I didn't even notice!
  • "Abandoning carpentry and leaving Donkey Kong to his own devices, Mario entered the plumbing business with Luigi and formed Mario Brothers Plumbing as revealed in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show." Again, wtf!?
  • "The Mario Bros. found the Mushroom Kingdom in a state of despair in Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. Special. Koopa Troop soldiers, such as Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and Hammer Bros. patrolled the streets and immediately began to attack them." (Streets!? There are no "streets" in Super Mario Bros.!)
  • "However, the brothers were unable to restore Peach to her throne according to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!!" (This is in the Super Mario Bros. 2 section!)
  • "Mario and Luigi met with their toughest challenges yet. Bowser had prepared an expansive, modern military, complete with tanks, airships, and ships capable of withstanding the lava that flowed throughout the world."
  • "Mario had to brandish his infamous Hammer during the events of Wrecking Crew '98."
  • "Using his new tail-tossing skill he hurled Bowser into a spiked bomb and ended his terrible reign." XD XD XD
  • "After Luigi saved him from the painting he was imprisoned in by King Boo, Mario took a well deserved vacation with Peach and Toadsworth during the events of Super Mario Sunshine."
  • "Mario & Luigi are back again in their latest appearance, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story!"
  • "Bowser follows Dark Star to a tower top, and an epic battle begins!"
  • Spin-offs is separated from everything else. That wasn't such a bright idea.
  • "Mario has even ventured onto the world of basketball in Mario Hoops 3 on 3. Fortunately, Mario was a successful basketball player as he had a extraordinary jumping ability."
  • "Mario seems to not be bothered by certain temperature levels, even in volcanoes and tundras (although in Super Mario Sunshine Mario would take damage without his hat on due to the heat and in Super Mario 64, Mario would shiver when not moving in snow level). "
  • "Mario has been shown to be incredibly powerful and strong, almost comparable to that of super-human strength." (Mario is also very fast and quick and fast)

Oh my god, I was way too young and inexperienced to understand this hilariously atrocious writing, but now I'm older, ...

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I dump videos of Mario (and Luigi) talking so I can keep track of them

  • Ash voice lines (they're not Mario or Luigi but it does definitely sound like Luigi)

There's various videos of Mario at Super Nintendo World and whatnot but they're all phone videos and whatnot so not very useful for me. Fun watches though!

  • JessePinick isn't Martinet but he makes really good impressions of Mario.[1][2][3]

King Fawful's questions and LeftyGreenMario's answers

Retrieved from LeftyGreenMario.

This was exactly my reaction when I realized what they did to Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

Q1: Have you ever tasted mustard of doom?

Yes, and it's so spicy, my eyes popped away. I'm blind now.

Q2: You have been kidnapped by Professor E. Gadd! what do you do?

I'd trick him by giving him a DVD of the Garbage Pail Kids. When the hideousness of the movie deeply engrosses him, I quietly sneak out.

Q3: Are you a lefty?

Duh.

Q4: Are you green?

I have a fair complexion, so no, I'm not green.

Q5: Are you Mario?

Dang I wish. Even if I did have to go through a gender change.

Q6: I need to poop, but i'm not finished writing this! what should i do?

Ask the next question. Isn't that obvious?

Q7: I just went. it felt good.

See?

Q8: Do you like waffles?

Yup. I like purple waffles the most, though, because they remind me of purple pizza with heavy syrup on top.

Q9: Do you like pancakes?

I like crêpe more.

Q10: Do you like french toast?

If I'm sharing them with Mario, then yes. Otherwise, I prefer purple waffles.

Wario's every day living is something like this but it turns out the world hates him

Wario's appliances are rebellious. Refrigerators fall on him, ovens hurl charcoal on his clothes, toasters mysteriously detach themselves, their prongs are face-up when he walks near the toaster; the toilet is backed up, the sinks spit rusty water all over his money, the blender tips over and spills, and the stovetop never turns on, but explodes when Wario tries farting on it to start it. The shower head is twisted at impossible angles, causing the water to spill out at random angles and intervals. His malfunctioning smoke detector, right outside his bedroom is beeping constantly and dripping something mysterious out of it, even with fresh batteries. Wario's debit card is rejected because Wario maxxed out all his credit cards (all with high APRs and annual fees). Wario's mobile phone restarts at random intervals and takes 30 minutes to boot, and Twitter especially drains his batteries even though that's the only site he goes on, and he is too lazy to close his 268 and counting tabs. Wario's internet provider is Xfinity, and his cables are twisted too, making it impossible for him to deal with the constant power surges the electrical outlets experience. The TV airs only recent Family Guy episodes and infomercials.

Wario's Car, which has six different flood damage reports on CARFAX, also goes off every night at least three times between 2-5am but never at a specific time. His fire extinguisher is located three flights down the stairs, which Wario has to use frequently because dust bunnies accumulate under his bed and occasionally burst into flames.

Neither repo people nor law enforcement can even enter his house, despite Wario's accumulation of arrest warrants, because it is such a biohazard, even though Wario's mortgage is underwater and his credit score is zero. Wario's house is so inhospitable that Martians can't live in it; even cockroaches hate it and all sorts of rain and snow, even acid rain, go around it. Wario's antenna, however, is an excellent conductor for lightning strikes. Anyone who parks their car near his house gets their ventilation system clogged.

A personal message for Wario from me back in 2009

Artwork of Wario, from Mario Kart Wii.
Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a star or bullet bill.

I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!

Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. In Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, Yellow Kirby constantly crashes into Wario with a Warp Star and kills him right after he respawns, and this repeats so many times. In Mario Party 4, Wario gets zero stars and zero coins in the results while 3rd place has at least 9 stars. Wario gets blasted by the Zero Coin Laser in Mario Party Superstars. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.

Artwork of Wario in Mario Party: Star Rush
Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!

You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.

In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.

My Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Trophy collection

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Was one of the first images I've put on my userpage.
Warning: Contains descriptions of trophies that Nintendo doesn't want you to know
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And remember: respect the curfew laws, kids!

Or else Luigi will call the cops on you

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... and end up turning himself in

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And thus, my chase for Wario extermination continues.
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Any picture of me (or anyone else) is copyright of Nintendo because they said so! Muahahahaha. I guess.