Super Mario Bros. 3: Never Koop a Koopa
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| Super Mario Bros. 3: Never Koop a Koopa | |||
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| Distributor | Disky Communications | ||
| Language | English | ||
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| Format | DVD | ||
| Region | 2 | ||
| Runtime | 70 minutes | ||
Super Maro Bros. 3: Never Koop a Koopa is a British DVD release of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3. It contains six episodes and was released by Disky Communications.[1] The cover art features Mario, Luigi, and Toad in the lobby of a movie theater.
Episodes[edit]
- "Reptiles in the rose garden."[sic]
"Kootie Pie Kootie[sic] hates all the elaborate presents her father and siblings supply at her Sweet Sixteen Birthday Party and demands that she be given Real World America as a gift. King Koopa speeds off to America in The Doom Ship[sic] to warp the White House back to Darkland[sic] and install Kootie as Empress of America. While Kootie Pie is ruining America with her petulant new rules, The Mario Brothers[sic] must escape Koopa's Prison[sic] and return the White House and the President to their proper place and take Kootie Pie home to face her now-irate father's wrath." - "Sneaking lying cheating giant Ninja Koopas."[sic]
"King Koopa uses a Magic Wand to turn Cheatsy, Bigmouth[sic], Bully, and Kooky into giant Ninja Koopas so they can capture Prince Hugo of Giant Land and turn him into a miniature poodle. In their attempt to protect the Prince, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad are captured and imprisoned in the Royal Parrot's cage. Mario manages to escape, switches King Koopa's Magic Wands, and gets himself turned into a Giant Ninja Mario who saves the day and restores Prince Hugo to his Royal self." - "Toddler terrors of time travel."
"King Koopa and Kooky Von Koopa travel back in time to prevent the Mario Brothers from discovering the Real World Brooklyn Warp Zone that first led them to the Mushroom Kingdom! Toad and the Mario Brothers manage to stow away on the Doomship in order to thwart Koopa's History-making[sic] evil plan, only to be transported back too far in time and transformed into diaper-clad toddlers. Luckily, Toad grabs the "time tube" and returns the Mario Brothers to adulthood so that they can clear the drain, enter the Warp Zone, and surprise Koopa in the present time." - "The beauty of Kootie."
"King Koopa is siphoning off all the oil from Desertland[sic] to power his doomship! But when his Koopalings mess up and cross the oil pipes with the water pipes, things get really sticky. Desperate, the Sultan calls for the Mario Brothers. In order to distract the Mario Brothers from interfering with their oily plan, Kootie Koopa transforms herself into a human bombshell and vamps Mario, but once the Brothers discover Kootie's deception and Koopa's thievery, Luigi turns himself into a reptilian "Kassanova Koopa", tricks Kootie, and together the Mario Brothers thwart Koopa's greedy plan." - "Reign storm."
"The Princess goes on her very first vacation to the real world, in Hawaii, leaving Mario and Luigi in charge of the Mushroom Kingdom. To take advantage of her absence, Koopa creates a Robot Princess who wrecks havoc[sic] on the Kingdom and tells the Mario Brothers that she has decided to name Koopa the ruler." - "Never koop a Koopa."
"Koopa announces that he is giving up being bad for good! He can't compete with the cleverness of the Princess and the Mario Brothers and as a gift of apology for his past behavior he gives the Princess the keys to Kastle Koopa! Delighted at the prospect to turning the Kastle into a shelter, the Princess and the suspicious Mario Brothers go to inspect the palace, only to discover later that they have been pawns manipulated to teach Cheatsy the sneaky benefits of double-crossing."
Errors[edit]
- "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas" is incorrectly referred to as "Sneaking lying cheating giant Ninja Koopas." The back cover also features an error where a screenshot is inserted inside the title, causing it to be split into two parts.