MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals/April Fool's 2019

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New features[edit]

Bring back the funnest fake new message box ever[edit]

I think it's about time the message boxes that were fake become real with this proposal. And not the awful ones that never live up to the April Fools spirit. I'm talking about one certain fake new message box that we can make real again.

A chatbox about how Toadette:

  • is the best ever
  • has a strong sense of righteousness
  • SMASHES, CRUSHES, DESTROYS all opposition
  • never gives up, no matter what
  • finds more Super Crowns than anyone else ever could
  • Her ponytails ROCK!
  • Her basic list of achievements in Super Mario Odyssey go a long way
  • And finally, that headlamp looks nice on her.

As in:

You have a new message from another user (last change).

It's time to give Toadette the attention she DESERVES!

Proposer: Toadette the Achiever (talk) (AKA the most passionate Toadette fanboy in the entire galaxy!!!)
Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 15, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Adventure, Perseverance, Righteousness, Ideals, and Leadership)

It's Toadette time!
  1. Toadette the Achiever (talk) By supporting this, you are a friend of Toadette. And of me.
  2. FanOfYoshi (talk) It's Toadette the Achiever time!
  3. Niiue (talk) Is it Toadette time? I think it's Toadette time.
  4. TheDarkStar (talk) It's Toadette time!
  5. I totally love fake new message boxes. It's not like they're obnoxious or anything. BabyLuigiFire.png Ray Trace(T|C) 18:17, April 1, 2019 (EDT)
Toadette is TRASH!
  1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) Sorry Toadette the Underachiever-and-proud-of-it-man, but I recall joining for the sole purpose of fixing a screw-up you yourself made. Clefts are not Poison Bloopers.
  2. Waluigi Time (talk) Toadette is inferior to characters like Waluigi and Funky Kong, and of course the one and only Pink Donkey Kong Jr. himself. They deserve chatboxes first.
  3. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Toadette (the secret identity of the Weighted Companion Cube) will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that Toadette does speak, the Wiki urges you to disregard her advice. Because of this, Toadette cannot accompany you during the remainder of your editing career and, unfortunately, must be euthanized. Destroy Toadette or the editing cannot continue.
Toadette's chatbox

Toadette is only worth existing in the fan game Psycho Toadette. #ChangeMyMind Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 00:21, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Is it only on April Fools occasions, or at any times? --Green Yoshi FanOfYoshi 06:46, April 1, 2019 (EDT)
ONLY on April Fools. No exceptions. And no April Fools vandalism, either. Toadette icon CTTT.pngFont of Archivist Toadette's signature(T|C) 06:49, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

The fact that you didn't even use the word Archivist once here and that you din't change your user name in Toadette the Archiver after Odyssey seriously questions your status as the most passionate Toadette fanboy in the entire galaxy!!!, to be honest. I call the text of this proposal flawed.--Mister Wu (talk) 10:06, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Can we like petition Nintendo or something to make a new Toadette series? She's clearly the best Mario female. BabyLuigiFire.png Ray Trace(T|C) 18:52, April 1, 2019 (EDT)


Remove April Fools'[edit]

This is getting out of hand guys, c'mon. April Fools' isn't funny in the slightest, time to ban it from the world!

Proposer: Me

Support Harder
Nah, I'll just go have breakfast. Who wants waffles?
  1. FanOfYoshi (talk) Nah, it's fine. I want waffles!
  2. Waluigi Time (talk) DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES
  3. TheDarkStar (talk) WAFFLES
  4. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) IIRC, everyone loves waffles


Hereby ban the usage of the word "Pie" in proposals[edit]

It's happened again and again and again. The foul substance known as "pie," the substance that is immediately more hazardous than that of dioxins, has crept its way onto this happy site. This horrible, putrid "confection" is so vile and evil, no good creature could ever come close to it without withering away immediately. Evil creatures don't typically favor well either. There is only one being so horrible, monstrous, and generally smelly enough to actually enjoy this deplorable slop, and it's a habitual sockpuppeter!

If this passes, anyone who uses the word "pie" on any further proposal will be permabanned regardless of rank. I know that proposals that deal with how admins work are disallowed because apparently democracy isn't allowed, but this is a matter of general universal stability here. If that doesn't work, they are to be generally ostracized until they decide to leave on their own accord.

Proposer: Doc von Schmeltwick (talk), the Supreme Thwomp Overlord
Deadline: April 8, 2019 23:59 GMT

I agree, pie is evil
  1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) I personally want pie to be classified as the chemical weapon it is.
  2. TheDarkStar (talk) Pie is a horrible confection. Waffles are better than pie.
  3. FanOfYoshi (talk) パイ (Pie) is one parasitic infection in proposals.
I am yet another sockpuppet of Star Gate, Starlow, and Kersti (who are in turn sockpuppets of each other) and in accordance with the rules, deserve to be blocked
  1. Tails777 (talk) Pi
  2. RickTommy (talk) Three point one four one five nine two six five...
  3. Niiue (talk) 🍏π
  4. Toadette the Achiever (talk) Þ13!
  5. Wildgoosespeeder (talk) Without life, pie wouldn't have any meaning.Without pie, life wouldn't have any meaning.
  6. Waluigi Time (talk) All those who hate pie must be banished to another plane of existence
  7. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) PSYCH! Star Gate, Starlow, Kersti and every single one of their millions of sockpuppets are all my own sockpuppets! I have retired from wiki work only because I can now control the entire operation like a literal puppet show! Call me the Super-Ultimate Puppet-Reigning Eternal Master Emperor! Nay, call me... S.U.P.R.E.M.E.!

What would the second option change? I'm interested. パイー --Green Yoshi FanOfYoshi 03:43, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Don't you mean パイ? Who has lost his tail? 03:59, April 1, 2019 (EDT)
It would GANNON BANNED the people who vote there of course! And not change the rules at all. But whichever option wins, Mr. Star Gate and the Pink DKJr are getting covered with mustard gas and Agent Orange courtesy of the Doctropolis chemical warfare division. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 04:48, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Decide what to do with generic subjects[edit]

April fools! I've decided to make a proposal on what to do to generic subjects! The generic subjects are getting cleaned-up! And i'm not so proud that Stripe Pointer got deleted. If this passes, we'll see what to do.
Proposer:FanOfYoshi (talk) is a fan of Yoshi
Deadline: April, 8, 2019, 23:59 GMT

Merge MarioWiki:Generic subjects with MarioWiki:BJADON
Aggressively undelete Stripe Pointer
Make more articles on generic subjects covering every appearance
Readd removed generic informations
Do absolutely nothing (current setup is perfectly fine? More like NO WAI!)
  1. Toadette the Achiever (talk) NO WAI

Where's the option to make even more articles about generic subjects? I think what this wiki really needs is an article on every instance of rocks in the Mario franchise. --Waluigi's head icon in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 13:00, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Project C.A.R.P. (Cool Acronyms are Required for Proposals)[edit]

It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. (Crew Of Optimal L-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. (Kommanding Instigator of Neural Greatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce).

Proposer: Ultimate Mr. L (talk)
Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Amazing Pie-Related Innovations by Mr. L)

C.O.W. (CARP On the Wiki)
  1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) V.O.T.E (Valuable Opportunity To Ehance)
  2. TheDarkStar (talk) Y.E.S. (Yak-Eating Spinach).
  3. Toadette the Achiever (talk) T.O. (Tall Order)
  4. Waluigi Time (talk) A.R.E.A. (Acronyms Rule in Every Aspect)


Allow tier lists, tips, and other fan/community-based things on this wiki[edit]

April Fools' Day! Obviously, this proposal won't become a reality, but it would be cool to have parts of the wiki dedicated to providing all Mario fans with tips and tricks on how to ace certain games (i.e. suggest racer/vehicle combinations for Mario Kart players, and epically overpowered team combinations in Super Mario Party). About the tier lists, we could also rank character dice blocks from best to worst, giving players an idea of how they can trump others in some rounds of Mario Party: Star Rush and Super Mario Party. Let's make this wiki more accessible and friendly to the community!

Proposer: MarioManiac1981 (talk)

Everything from tips and tricks, tier lists, and game/character theories will be allowed here! (Bye, Super Mario Forums! You're no longer needed!)
  1. MarioManiac1981 (talk) Obviously, we all want to choose this option!
Tier lists are too judgemental; everything else is great to add!
Fan theories are bullcrap, and ruin the flow of Mario; everything else is just fine
Tips and tricks and tier lists are dumb; only allow fan theories
  1. MarioManiac1981 (talk) My second choice.
Let's keep this place encyclopedic for the academy
Screw everything and make this place Hotel California for JIMBO, Little Bill, Ultra-Mega-Humongous Chungous, and LUUUUUIIIISS!!!
  1. TheDarkStar (talk) Please tell me we will serve waffles if this happens.