List of Mario Super Sluggers quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Super Sluggers; the quotes are listed by character.

Baby Luigi

• "Goo goo! Whaaaaaaa!"
• "Boogle goo! Grabble gibble wa wa!"
• "Waaaaa! Goobity bloo!"
• "GOO!"
• "Baby Luigi!"

Baby Mario

• "Goo goooo! Ka-hee!"
• "Yaaaay!"

Birdo

• "Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! Bowser Jr. is over there!"
• "Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!"
• "It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!"
• "I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge."
• "You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!"

Boo

• "Tooooo laaaate!"
• "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"
• "You say I don't have feet?"
• "..."
• "Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"
• "Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!"

Boomerang Bro

• "Ha ha ha! You're just now noticing?"
• "This ballpark is under the control of Bowser's minions!"
• "What's wrong with you dodos? You WANT to get hit with my boomerang?"
• "Well, all right! Don't say I didn't warn you!"
• "Drafty diapers! How did you nobodies beat me?!"
• "None of that matters, though. The Dynamo is still busted!"
• "Doesn't matter, I went in and fiddled with the electrical circuits."
• "I see a plumber with you guys, but not an electrician! Har har!"

Bowser Jr.

• "Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!"
• "You cheated, didn't you? You're just a big Cheaty McCheaterton!"
• "You went and ruined my flooded-fountain plan! I was gonna crash some boats in there!"
• "Now that the fog is lifting, I can see how lame this ballpark really is!"
• "Bah! Who needs a run-down ballpark like this? I'll just go take over another ballpark!"
• "I raised that bridge so Mr. Whiny Britches would be stuck all alone."
• "Yee-haw!"

Blue Dry Bones

• "Clackety clack! Clack clack clacky clacky clark clurk clank clank clank clink! (Stop.)"
• "Clackety. Clk clk clk... (This park is now the dominion of Bowser's minions! Ha ha ha...)"
• "Clacker clack... (We won't give it up without a fight...)"
• "Clackey clunk... (Defeat...stinks...)"

Blue Noki

• "Yeee-ikes! Boy, did you ever put a scare into little ol' me!"
• "There was a huge crash just a second ago, so I decided to lay low until the danger passed."
• "What? Bowser Jr.? Here? On the island? Trying to take over? With minions? ...Well, crud!"
• "So you're recruiting baseball teammates to take him down, eh?"
• "Well, maybe I should test you first! ...You know. Just *in case.*
• "If you can pass my test. I'll help you out!"
• "Well, if you want me as a teammate, come back and chat with me again."
• "Well? Do you have the sand for my challenge?"
• "Oh... Yeah, that's a problem. If you can't pass my test, you won't beat Bowser Jr.!"
• "Oh, wow. You're a total pro. I'd love to join your team!"
• "Let's go stomp that Bowser Jr.! I know you can do it!"

Blue Pianta

• "Gu-huh! Halp! Someone! I'm locked in and can't get out!"
• "Bowser Jr. locked the door and then ran off with the durn key!"
• "Aw, blessed sunshine! You've come to free me!"
• "Bowser Jr. done locked me in here! Can one'a you get the key and lemme out?"
• "Hu-yuh! Garsh, thanks a million, pal!"
• "I'm Blue Pianta, and this is muh shop."
• "You can buy items and such here. They'll help ya in Baseball games!"
• "Hey! Howzabout lettin' me join your team? Since I owe ya for the rescue and all."

Blue Shy Guy

• "Yeah, it seems Bowser Jr. wandered by and mucked up the park. It's actually not quite--"
• "...Uh-huh. Anyway, now Wiggler is seeing red and the roller coaster's gone wacko."
• "...It's over here. You wanna come take a look?"
• "The Piranha Plant in the pipe is gone, too!"
• "The jerk! ...Uh, I mean... How brave of him."
• "If Shy Guy is going, then sign me up, too! That Bowser Jr. needs to be taught a lesson!"

Blue Toad

• "Oh, hey! He'll NEVER find me if I hide over there! Yeah, that's the stuff!"
• "Uh-oh! Someone's watching me!"
• "Look, this is Princess Peach's treasured garden! I'm sorry, but you have to turn back here."
• "Hold it right there! I'm guarding this area for Princess Peach!"
• "Hey! Princess Peach has joined you?"
• "In that case, go right ahead! I hid the statue in the shrubbery."
• "I've completed my duty!"

Blue Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I've been waiting for you guys!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr. got Wiggler all upset, and now he's on a rampage!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You should be able to switch the rails and get Wiggler down, but..."
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Green Magikoopa changed the password on the controller.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I don't have a clue what to do. I'm hoping you'll know.)"
• "What's the maximum number of stars the Star Gauge can hold?"
• "What's the total number of playes on both teams in a baseball game?"
• "On Wiggler's head is...1.A hat 2.A flower 3.A teakettle"
• "How many gondolas are on the Ferris Wheel?"
• "How many tentacles does Blooper have?"
• "Yoshi! (Fantastic! Thanks! The rails have been switched back!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Now we just have to wait for Wiggler to come down!)"
• "Yooooooshiiiiii! (I'm going with you! Let's teach these guys a thing or two!)"

Dark Bones

• Clack Clack. (Calling in backup? That's not very fair.)
• "Clackety clack. (You're not getting past me. I will stop you.)
• "Clack...clack...clunk. (I've... been... beaten...)

Dixie Kong

• "Ook ook eek! (HELP! HELP! EEEEEEK!)"
• "Ook ook! (Thanks for your help.)"
• "Ook! Ook! (Yes, I'm fine, but Bowser Jr....)"
• "Ook! Oook! (I think he's trying to take over the ballpark.)"
• "Ooooook... (Ack! The stone tablet at the top of this cliff!)"
• "Ook! Ook! (Hey! Donkey Kong! Wait up!)"
• "Ookie! Ookie! (Donkey Kong, you crazy ape! He never listens to anyone...)"
• "Ookie ook. (Look, to get to the ballpark, you have to cross the stone bridge...)"
• "Ookie! Ookie! (The stone tablet on top of the cliff was a switch.)"
• "Ookie! Ookie! (But Bowser Jr. has broken it up and hidden it! What a cad!)"
• "Ookie ooo! (Please! You have to help find the stone-tablet pieces!)"
• "Ookie! Ookie! (I saw something near the back of the sign at the entrance. Try looking there.)
• "Ook ook ooo! (Wow! You found a stone tablet!)"
• "Ooook... (Oh no! It's been broken into pieces!)"
• "Ook ook! (We need all 3 pieces of the stone tablet to fix the bridge.)"
• "Ook oooook ook! (I'll help you look! Donkey Kong! Come down here, will you?)"
• "Ook! (Donkey Kong! Why not let Mario and his friends handle it?)"

Dry Bones

• "Clackety clack... (Must get diamonds... BASEBALL diamonds!)"
• "Clackety clack! (Stop...)"
• "Click clack clunk! (You can't have this treasure chest.)"
• "Clack? Clunk... (I...lost...)"

Fire Bro

• "Stuff it, surfer boy! I know you're looking for the stone tablet! You'll never get it!"
• "Aw toothaches! Where did you come from? You looking for the stone tablet, too?"
• "I will never give up the stone tablet! Do you hear me?! Never!"
• "Man! You're really tough! Why didn't you just say so and save me all this hassle?"
• "Listen up! Don't search the statue behind me! There's no stone tablet anywhere around it!"

Green Noki

• "Seashells! You scared the salt water out of me!"
• "A whole bunch of scary guys were running around earlier! That's why I was hiding."
• "What did you say? You want to beat Bowser Jr. at baseball? You're CRAZY!"
• "Well... I'll think about it. But only if Blue Noki is with you, too!"
• "Fried seaweed! You again?"
• "So what did Blue Noki say?"
• "Let's see... Well, if you bring Blue Noki with you, I'll consider joining up."
• "Great jumpin' starfish! You scared the salt water out of me!"
• "I'm hiding from Bowser Jr.! Don't scare me like that! ...And don't tell him where I am!"
• "...Wha? Really? You want me to join you?"
• "I dunno... Maybe if you had some other Nokis with you..."
• "Sweet stinky tide pools! Blue Noki is with you!"
• "In that case, consider me interested! But first you have to prove yourself."
• "How about this... If you think you're ready for me, swing by again. OK?"
• "Will you accept my challenge?"
• "Oh no! Sorry! I mean, I really do want to help, but..."
• "I just don't think you have what it takes to defeat Bowser Jr.!"
• "Well done! I'd be happy to join up with you!"
• "Um...say. Can I ask you for a favor?"
• "There's a baby crying out on the pier. Do you think you can help him?"
• "His crying is drowning out the relaxing ocean surf, and I'm starting to get stressed out."

Green Toad

• "GYAWAAAAH! D-d-don't eat me, please! Huh?"
• "Seriously?! You're going to take on Bowser's minions? ...That's CRAZY TALK!"
• "This seems like a riskly plan. I have to make sure you can really pull it off."
• "Whew! Boy, was I ever wrong to doubt you! Count me in!"

Hammer Bro

• "I'm going this way!"
• "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."
• "Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"
• "Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"
• "Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..."
• "You won't get away with this!"

King Boo

• "Booo hoo ha! HEY! You defeated Bowser Jr.!"
• "I wondered who would win, so I made myself invisible and watched the whole thing."
• "You booooth look like benchwarmers to me!"
• "Say WHAT? You want ME to help YOOOOOU?"
• "No! Not even if you had some Boos on your roster! Well... If you had some Boos with you, I might..."
• "Hey! Hey, yoooou! Did you find some Boos?"
• "Boo hoo ha! Here are your hints: "error item" and "in a box"! Make sure you get them all!"
• "Hey! You there! What you got there? Huh? ...HEY! That's a Boo, isn't it? Yeah! It is!"
• "Aw... Little Boos are so cute! But I don't want to see him riding pine! Put him in a game, yeah?"

King K. Rool

• "By my toothy grin! Who dares to disturb my rest?"
• "You fools know who I am, don't you?"
• "You think to oppose my glorious girth?! Graw haw haaa! I love it!"
• "You deserve a kingly beating! Come on! Graaaw haw haaaaaaaw!"
• "You think it's a good idea to challenge me?"
• "King K. Rool doesn't do anything halfway! Hope you've said your good-byes, fools!"
• "What a bunch of misfits!"
• "Come back if you ever get the courage to challenge me."
• "I see you fools failed to learn your lesson... If you strike at a king, you must finish him!"
• "You'll regret the day you ran into me."
• "Great gravyboats! You saps are pretty good!"
• "Graw haw haw! I like your style! I'm going to join your lineup!"
• "Come on! It's obvious who's better! Listen up, Kritters! From here on, we're allies!"
• "Don't get me wrong! This is ONLY while we're playing baseball!"

Kritter

Green Kritter

• "STOP! What're you wimps doin' here? Why, I oughta..."
• "Stone tablet? What're ya babblin' about?"
• "You're making no sense, but it don't matter none. This here's Kritter's turf!"
• "You wanna go on, yer gonna have to go through ME! Bwar har har!"
• "Creepin' crawfish! I can't believe I lost!"
• "I...I gotta tell the boss. He won't forget this! ...Or forgive!"
• "Tear 'em up, King K. Rool!"
• "Er...K-King K. Rool? Are you sure about that?"

Blue Kritter

• "Gar! What're ya doin' here?"
• "Whaaa? Stone tablet? Oh, yeah...THAT thing!"
• "Listen! I ain't just a purdy face! I got smarts! I ain't tellin' you squat!"
• "Ya think you can take on us Kritters? I bet you can't even get by me!"
• "Ya did it, by gar!"
• "All right. I'll tell ya 'bout the stone tablet. ...It's in the giant flower up there.
• "But ya best go and prepare yourselves! I'm a gonna tell King K. Rool what happened!"
• "Switch on!"

Red Kritter

• "Don't move friend!"
• "End of the line! You ain't gettin' by me, and you ain't takin' no treasure, neither!"
• "I'm calling you out!"
• "Curses! I lost!"
• "This ain't gonna cut it! I gotta tell King K. Rool the news!"
• "You ain't heard the last of me!"

Brown Kritter

• "You there! What do you think you're doing?"
• "I'm the dirty underbelly of the Kritter gang!"
• "...Not sure what that means, but King K. Rool said it, so it must be important!"
• "I'm gonna whup you in the name of dirty underbellies everywhere!"
• "What just happened? ...That was bad."
• "Ya'll get ready for a beatdown! I'm gonna wake up King K. Rool!"
• "Snivel away, snivelers! All the sniveling in the world won't save you now! Switch on!"

Lakitu

• "Strike!"
• "Out!"
• "Change!"
• "Bean ball!"
• "Walk!"
• "That's the ball game!"
• "Oh, cheese curds! We have to save him!"

Luigi

• "Oh yeah!"

Magikoopa

• "Hold it! Don't you dare touch this here lever!"
• "This here Koopa is in charge of watching over this here lever! ...See?!"
• "You're going to pull my beautiful...lever... I just knows it!"

Mario

• "Oh-ho-ho-ho, no!"
• "Yes!"

Paragoomba

• "Charred chestnuts! You're gonna make me molt if you keep scaring me like that!"

Petey Piranha

• "GWARGH! HURGLE BURGLE PLBBBT!"
• "GLARGH TARGLE BARGLE!"
• "HARG! KURBLARGLE HARGLE PLLLBBTTT!"
• "BLARGLE BURGLE GURGLE PLUPPPBBTT KABAAAAAARRG!"
• "BLUURGH! KERGLE KARGLE KA-BLAAAAARGO!"

Princess Daisy

• "Oh, sweet! You helped me get back to normal, didn't you? Thanks!"
• "Right as rain, Peach! Now let's go mop Bowser Jr. and his minions."
• "Oh dear, this will never do!"
• "The fountain is flooded all over again!"
• "Hey!"

Princess Peach

• "Okay!"
• "Hold it, Bowser!"
• "This is Baseball Kingdom. It's a place for EVERYONE to enjoy baseball."
• "Come on, Bowser! You want to play with us, don't you?"
• "Tee hee! I think the decision's been made. Come on, everyone! Let's celebrate!"
• "Let's throw a party for Baseball Kingdom!"

Purple Toad

• "EEEEK! Somebody help me! EEEE... Huh? You're not Bowser Jr.!"
• "How's that? You're going to try and stop him? And you need my help?"
• "OK. Well. I have to make sure you're not just fooling around. So take my test!"
• Holy cow! You're really good! I can't wait to join your team!"

Red Magikoopa

• "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."
• "Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"
• "Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."
• "See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."
• "Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"
• "Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"
• "Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..."
• "This isn't over yet!"

Red Noki

• "Howdy hey!"
• "What am I doing? What's it look like? I'm dancing, of course!"
• "I'm just so happy that Baseball Kingdom is finished!"
• "What? You want ME to join your team and help you defeat Bowser Jr.?"
• "Oh, I see! He's the one who caused that big earthquake earlier."
• "But what about the other Nokis? You're going to need more than just little old me..."
• "Howdy ho! I'm still dancing! It's good for the soul, you know!"
• "I'll consider your offer if some of the other Nokis join up!"
• "Heya hi! I'm Red Noki!"
• "How's that again? You want me on your team? Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty shy..."
• "If there were some other Nokis with you..."
• "Oh, how nice! You have 2 Nokis on your team! Well then, count me in!"
• "The contents of this shell are a gift from all the Nokis!"
• "Enjoy!"

Red Pianta

• "D-don't scare me like that!"
• "I climbed this tree to get away from all those goons who came stormin' through here."
• "You're doing what? A baseball team? For real?"
• "Oh, NOW it makes sense! That's why you were looking for me, right?"
• "OK! Let's see what you've got! If you're good enough, I'll join your team!"
• "Well if that don't send my palm tree spinning! You did it! I'm with you all the way!"
• "Let's give 'em what for!"

Red Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (NOOO! Don't eat me! Oh, I thought you were a Piranha Plant.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're looking for Green Yoshi? He came by a while back.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr.. eh? Well, in that case...)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Say, if you find a brush would you bring it to me?)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr. surprised me so bad I dropped it somewhere.)"

Shy Guy

• "THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
• "IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
• "HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
• "I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
• "You're like professional baseball players, right? Well, throw some balls at those things!"
• "Nice work! You got rid of all the Piranha Plants!"
• "Yoshi left us on our own and went off after Magikoopa."
• "If you're looking for Yoshi, take me with you! I want to play some ball!"

Tiny Kong

• "Ookie! Ookie! (Hey, you guys! Help!)"
• "Ook eek! (Thanks, everybody! You saved my bacon!)"
• "Ook. (So you're looking for baseball teammates? ...I could join you!)"

Toad

• "Bowser Jr.! He showed up and did that thing with the thing, and... Oh crab apples. Just come and see for yourself!"
• "Look! LOOOOOK! Bowser Jr. turned Princess Daisy into a statue! You gotta do something do something! You gotta stop Bowser Jr.! He went back there somewhere! Princess Peach and Toadsworth are back there too..."
• "I'm going to stay here and look after Princess Daisy! Toadette is somewhere near Toad Flower Garden. Talk to her for more details."
• To Hammer Bro: "G-g-get out of here! Don't you dare lay a finger on Princess Daisy!"
• To Mario: "There you are! P-P-PLEASE!! You have to help!"
• After victory against Hammer Bro: "Oh, thank you so much! Please take care of Princess Daisy! What?! You want to take this statue of Princess Daisy with you? NO WAY DUDE! NUH-UH! What if you drop it and she breaks into a kajillion pieces? HUH?"
• "Fountain? You need it to stop the flooding? Oh...Weeeeell... OK. But you gotta PROMISE not to drop her!"
• "I'm worried about all of you, so please take me along! I'll do my best to protect you! ...From back here."
• "Yahoo!"

Toadette

• "Please! You have to help us! Stop Bowser Jr. as soon as you can!"
• "You can get to the back of the garden from here, but..."
• "Hmmm... Toad Flower Garden has been rearranged! Can you fix the path, please?"
• "Thank you so much! Now you can see what's happening back there!"
• "Maybe we can fix the flooded fountain, too."
• "Please! Take me with you!"
• "I want to do my part to protect this island and all the ballparks Princess Peach built!"
• "You need me! I won't take no for an answer!"
• "Princess... I... This is difficult to say, but..."
• "Woo-hoo!"

Waluigi

• "Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"
• "No way, lard lump! We're gonna settle this like men!...With baseball!"
• "Waluigi time!"

Wario

• "A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... whaaaaaaaa!"
• "What took you so long, losers?! I'm so hungry, I could eat five of you."
• "Nya! Something stinks and it ain't me! There are bad guy losers around somewhere."
• "Wario!"
• "Wario time!"

Wiggler

• "Grrrrrrr..."
• "What's going on? How did you get here? Who are you?"
• "Are you friends with that miserable Bowser Jr.? GRAAAAGH! LEMME AT 'EM!"
• "Huh? You're not? Oh. ...Sorry about the screaming. Wait, what? You want me to go with you?"
• "Baseball, eh? All right! Pass my test and I'll join your team!"
• "Ooh... that was so close. I think you've almost got it."
• "Come back again, OK?"
• "Hit me with your best shot! C'mon! Right here! I can take it!"
• "Wow! You're really good! Bowser's minions don't stand a chance!"
• "Now that we're on the same team, I'm going to give you my Toy Field Pass. Don't lose it!"

Yellow Magikoopa

• "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"
• "Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"
• "There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles."
• "Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"
• "Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."
• "Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"
• "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"
• "You haven't heard the last of me!"

Yellow Pianta

• "Y-y-you don't scare me! I'll teach you a lesson, Bowser Jr.!"
• "Huh? Sweet banana surprise! You're not Bowser Jr.!"
• "You just about scared my leaves off! Hidin' in here, I couldn't see who you were, pal!"
• "Teammates? What do you mean, you're looking for teammates? ...Oh, I see!"
• "I think that's a heck of an idea! What say you take a little test for me, huh?"
• "You've got the right stuff, pal! Bowser's thugs don't stand a chance!"
• "Then it's settled! I'm going with you. You need all the help you can get, right?"

Yellow Shy Guy

• "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
• "I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
• "Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!"

Yellow Toad

• "H-H-HEEEEEELP! Huh?"
• "Princess! It's you! I thought it was Bowser Jr.!"
• "What's that? You're going to fight them? And you want ME to help?"
• "I know you're the Princess and everything, but that's asking a bit much don't you think?"
• "Let's decide with a game of skill! If I win, I get to stay here. Where it's safe. And warm."
• "Yikes I...I lost!"
• "You really mean to challenge them, huh? Well, I guess we had a deal..."
• "All right! Count me in! Wherever you lead Princess, I will follow!"

Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bundle, everyone!)"
• "Yoshiii! (I chased Magikoopa here and then got trapped by this manhole!)"
• "Yoooooshi Yoshi! (I think the ballpark is in danger.)"
• "YOSHI! (Work together to defeat Bowser Jr.? That's a great idea.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The manhole over there leads to the ballpark.)"
• "Yoshi Yooooshi! (My special move is a ground pound. It lets me use manholes.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yay! Time for me to take charge!)"
• "Yoshiiiiii Yoshi Yoshi! (Switch to me, stand on the manhole, and press .)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! That's my special move!)"
• "Yoshiiiiiii! (I can use it to find hidden teammates, too!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Try it in all kinds of places!)"
• "Yoshi!"