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[[File:Mystery SMRPG.png|thumb|right|Me finding out I'm not enough for Peach. Tis sad for a small man....%]]
[[File:Mystery SMRPG.png|thumb|right|Me finding out I'm not enough for Peach. Tis sad for a small man....%]]


Wasn't too long after I got my second game, ''[[Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!]]'', and this game is a BLAST. A DAMN BLAST. I spend way too much time on level editing, even though all of them sucked (i was like 5 okay, give me a BREAK...). Problem is, I LOST IT LOL, was like in a mall or something if i remember correctly. I was absolutely devastated, even went back to the mall like 2 weeks after for some reason. I really thought it was gonna be there still like an idiot.
Wasn't too long after I got my second game, ''[[Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!]]'', and this game is a BLAST. A DAMN BLAST. I spend way too much time on level editing, even though all of them sucked (i was like 5 okay, give me a BREAK...). Problem is, I LOST IT LOL, was like in a mall or something if i remember correctly. It completely annihilated me, I even went back to the mall like 2 weeks after for some reason. I really thought it was gonna be there still like an idiot.


With the absolute trainwreck I got, I decided that I wanted another game. That one was ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]''. Now, I don't care what anyone says, this is better than the original ''[[Super Mario 64]]''. "Erm erm.,.,.. but the controls are dogwater... you can't really turn diagonally so like--" SHUT UP. The controls are fiineeeee, and I just think people are overexaggerating. And even then, the amount of stuff this game adds over the original balances out the "bad" controls. The minigames, the new courses, the new characters, the new added stars... everything, this is how a remake should be done... [[Super Mario 3D All-Stars|right, Nintendo]]?
With the absolute trainwreck I got, I decided that I wanted another game. That one was ''[[Super Mario 64 DS]]''. Now, I don't care what anyone says, this is better than the original ''[[Super Mario 64]]''. "Erm erm.,.,.. but the controls are dogwater... you can't really turn diagonally so like--" SHUT UP. The controls are fiineeeee, and I just think people are overexaggerating. And even then, the amount of stuff this game adds over the original balances out the "bad" controls. The minigames, the new courses, the new characters, the new added stars... everything, this is how a remake should be done... [[Super Mario 3D All-Stars|right, Nintendo]]?

Revision as of 11:15, October 23, 2023

Rodmjorgeh
Official artwork of Mario
A totally real photo of me (totally real)
Species Human (or at least I think so...)
First appearance November 3rd, 2002
Latest appearance Today! I'm still alive!
Portrayed by Me, myself and I

Hello, I'm Rodmjorgeh, but you can call me Rod (not a fishing rod).

and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SUPER MARIO RPG FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH REMAKE??????????????!!!!!!!!WHAT????? i am still shocked


I LOVE MARIO RPG.
That's the TL;DR about me. If you wanna learn more, though... then, see below

About me

I LOVE SUPER MARIO RPG!!!!
Did I tell you that yet?

I've lurked the Super Mario Wiki since around 2016, even edited some pages without an account! Wow!! (and of course I am not telling you my IP, idiot). So I decided to create one around late 2019. I was very dumb back then, so please don't look at my talk page.... don't you dare click.

A depiction of me talking to my father. (moments before I destroy him btw)

But about Mario games, I've played them since I got my first Nintendo DS in Christmas 2006, with the best game in the series, New Super Mario Bros.. I don't care how many people go after me saying the level design sucks and it's old and boring and BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHH it's still the best game, cope harder (this is definitely not me being nostalgia-blinded). No, but seriously, the game is the best one at the absolute goofiness. Seriously, there's countless things in this game that never appeared in another New Super Mario Bros. installment. And that's what makes this game so unique and fun, each level it seems like it introduces something you've never seen before. But again,.... maybe I'm indeed being blinded by nostalgia. NOT AT ALL I LOVE THIS GAME (and Super Mario RPG too, have I said that already?)

Toadstool's ??? in her room
Me finding out I'm not enough for Peach. Tis sad for a small man....%

Wasn't too long after I got my second game, Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!, and this game is a BLAST. A DAMN BLAST. I spend way too much time on level editing, even though all of them sucked (i was like 5 okay, give me a BREAK...). Problem is, I LOST IT LOL, was like in a mall or something if i remember correctly. It completely annihilated me, I even went back to the mall like 2 weeks after for some reason. I really thought it was gonna be there still like an idiot.

With the absolute trainwreck I got, I decided that I wanted another game. That one was Super Mario 64 DS. Now, I don't care what anyone says, this is better than the original Super Mario 64. "Erm erm.,.,.. but the controls are dogwater... you can't really turn diagonally so like--" SHUT UP. The controls are fiineeeee, and I just think people are overexaggerating. And even then, the amount of stuff this game adds over the original balances out the "bad" controls. The minigames, the new courses, the new characters, the new added stars... everything, this is how a remake should be done... right, Nintendo?

I AIN'T READ ALLAT LOL

Okay...??? I don't see why I should care. I'm gonna give you a summary because I'm nice... So, to put it simply:
I am Miyamoto's brother

Yeah, that's right, I'm everyone's uncle that works at Nintendo. I'm not the guy who's always lying, because I ACTUALLY WORK THERE!!!@. I've been in these places since 1985!!

I vividly remember that I was actually the one who renamed the game Super Mario Bros. 4 to the iconic Super Mario World. I even called Miyamoto for this one. It went like

☎️☎️☎️

  • Shigeru Miyamoto: Hello?
  • Me: Oh uh... hi. Remember that game, fourth installment of the Super Mario franchise or whatever
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: It's actually the fifth because of Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
  • Me: No one cares about that game
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: That's rather true
  • Me: Anyways, I was thinking... what if we call it "Super Mario World"?
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: Why
  • Me: Well I mean I think we should stop with the numbering in these types of games and go creative with the name
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: No, they need to know it's the fourth one
  • Me: B-but, you just said it was the fifth one
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: ...
  • Me: Hey? You there?!
  • Shigeru Miyamoto: Let's name it "Super Mario World".

I also gave the idea that Mario Kart Wii should have had Mission Mode, a classic from Mario Kart DS. Unfortunately, some daffy jughead decided to cut it. When I heard this I was absolutely devastated, so I quickly started to write code for it, but wasn't able to finish it due to time constraints. I left some of it in the files of the game so people can see my hard work. (this is a really factual story, no faking 100% real) <- fr fr no cap !!11!|

Am I even doing anything here?

Yes!!!1! Uhm, I mean, I'm doing something at least. Don't believe me?.... erm..,.. well I don't really have an answer for that. OR DO I???

Here's a list of pages I've immensely helped or I straight up created. Are these lists longgggg? Not really, but what matters is that I HAVE done something.

Pages I created

Most of the pages created were for Super Mario Bros. Wonder, ultimately because it was basically the first Mario game that came out in a year were I was active in here and one that caught my attention... ya feeling me?? NO??( i'm sobbing

Creations from redirects are marked with an asterisk (*).

Pages I helped with

  • Standee: Every standee sprite you see, I uploaded. Yep, I uploaded 144 images. Did I enjoy that? NO. Was it worth it? Probably... IDK.M.....maybe i just wasted my time