User:Mario
"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me Template:Character-infobox Wow. This is the beginning of my Userpage. Some ways, this page will look similar to others, but in other ways, it is different. Anyway, I'll introduce myself and here are some of facts about me:
Wario TortureI don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! Anyway, here's what I think of Wario. I don't mean to offend ANYbody who likes Wario. But who likes this glob of smelly fat? Oops! Sorry!
Wario. It's like the only guy I talk about here. Well, for the most part, you're WRONG. You know, I talk about other things here that isn't Wario. Like that fatso with the purple overalls, the pink nose, the pointy ears, the creepy grin, oh wait, you think I'm talking about WARIO!???? Geez! This guy isn't obviously Wario! You see, his nose is a tad bit pinker than Wario's nose! Ha! This just proves that I'm not talking about Wario! Hahahahahaha!
Oh fine then... I'm talking about Wario. Sheesh. Happy now? Anyway, I think you're wondering now what the heck happened to the color of this text. Some new people here might think it's a glitch. But IT'S NOT!! It's just that Wario hijacked this area of the wiki! Can't you believe it! Me too! Darn you Wario! What is up with your puny little mind made up with your fat??? Anyway, please enjoy your stay here. We are not responsible for your lost properties or your loved ones. Batteries not included. Thank you. *laughs like a maniac*
Okay, that was weird. And in case you were wondering, the people in Super Mario Wiki in the help section, in the article section, and in the "No you's" section, they spelled sentence wrong! Maybe it's not sentence. But is it some secret Super Mario Wiki language? Guys, what does sentance mean?
Opinions ListThese are opinions. They are things that can't be proven true or false. If you don't agree on some(or all) on my opinions, okay! No one has to be exactly like me (imagine an MarioWiki with only LeftyGreenMario. THAT would be creepy.)
The UserBoxTower that everyone hatesYeah! It's the userbox tower of death!! I think it's pretty darn tall for a userbox tower. It ought to be renamed as the Userbox Skyscraper! Anyway, in case you are wondering, all of these are also facts of me. If you hate userbox towers, then just scroll aallll theeee waaaaaay doooown. Aaand whyyy ammmm IIII wrrriting like this? Oh well. Since there is nothing to talk about, just look at my skyscraper. It is advised to stay away from it because eventually, it WILL topple and fall down. Then you'll get smothered by all of these pretty, but useless, userboxes. Have fun!
The Biggest Wall of Text EverI'm serious. This IS the biggest wall of text I have ever created. This block of text has completely NO PUNCTUATION AT ALL. Not even periods. Or capitalization. Ever. Warning! Don't read this story if you don't want to destroy your eyes. If your eyes are bleeding, just don't say I warned you, okay?
Wario InterviewHiya! I'm going to conduct an interview to.... Wario!!! Why is he our lucky guest? I don't know, but he has many mysteries to uncover! Okay, in this interview, Wario is called Wario and I'm called... uh, whatever.
Uh, Whatever is never heard from again. .......
(laughs) Statistics and Things Like That
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Until then, see you. |