Club Mario (Kiss'n Tell)
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| Segment | 55 | ||||||
| Airdate |  July 27, 1990[?] | ||||||
| Cartoon episode | "Kiss'n Tell" (The Legend of Zelda) | ||||||
| Original segment | "Mommies Curse" | ||||||
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This segment is the Club Mario segment that aired alongside The Legend of Zelda episode "Kiss'n Tell," replacing the original live-action segment "Mommies Curse."
Plot synopsis[edit]
The segment starts with Tommy Treehugger and Co-MC being excited about having managed to get Club Mario on the air on the TV in titular studio. They then introduce themselves to the viewer before the former explains that they have an "awesome" show for them today, explaining that they have a boy named "DC" in their studio. After DC introduces himself to the viewer, Tommy continues by giving a synopsis for The Legend of Zelda episode "Kiss'n Tell." He then says that he and Co-MC should watch some Spaced Out Theater, and tells DC to watch the screen, saying that it is very exciting.
Tommy and Co-MC briefly "satellite surf" to a show featuring Charlton Heston announcing to the audience that it will be a great day and thanking everyone for coming. They then "satellite surf" to Spaced Out Theater, where Princess Centauri introduces herself by saying that she is Princess Centauri, and that the viewer is not, explaining that, by performing a "manuvian mind melt," she will know exactly who they are. She then orders the viewer to put their face up close to the TV and open their mind, but then adds that Bhodi Li is about to "get slimed." She then shows clips from the Photon episode "Necessity and Invention." After showing the clips, Princess Centauri exclaims that her "mind melt," is not working, though decides that she will try again next week, remarking that at least Bhodi escaped before commenting that maybe he knows how to "mind melt."
The scene then cuts back to Club Mario, where Tommy and Co-MC express their excitement of the show, with Tommy commenting that Princess Centauri makes the hairs on the back of neck stand up. He then says that Co-MC will explain to the viewers who have not understood how they manage to transmit their show to them, with Co-MC explaining that they have the satellites in their studio strategically placed so that they can transmit their signals around the stratosphere, which allows them to see them on their TV's. Tommy then continues by saying that, after the cartoon, DC is going to show him and Co-MC how to cook food, with DC saying that "[they'll] see." He then tells him to look at the cartoon as Co-MC is surprised by his response, with the show then fading to the cartoon.
After the cartoon, Co-MC welcomes the viewer back to his and Tommy's show and asks the viewer how they felt about the cartoon, explaining that Tommy is interviewing their guest DC. Tommy then welcomes the viewer back and introduces DC to the viewer, explaining that he prepares all of the free lunches they have on the show. Tommy then comments he prepared what appears to be a very intricate dish and asks them to describe it to him and Co-MC, to which DC responds that it consists of a wide variety of asparagus. Tommy comments that it appears to be difficult to prepare and asks him to describe its preparation in more detail. DC explains that it is difficult, explaining that he had to wash and cut it. Tommy remarks that he must have to get up very early to cut each of the asparagus spears, asking the viewer if they can imagine having to cut each of the spears. As he continues by saying that they will describe more about the asparagus on the plate and talk about how to make salads and cookies, Tommy says that he has another question to ask him: he explains that he sees him every day with a turban on his head, to which DC explains that there is a reason for him wearing it. Tommy then asks him why he is wearing it in their climate-controlled rooftop before telling him to take it off. DC then removes the turban off of his head, and Tommy realizes that "DC" is actually Prince Coolerale, with him asking him if he now recognizes him.
Tommy comments that he has seen Coolerale surf, praising as the "most amazing surfer in the north." As Co-MC wonders about his royalty status, Tommy asks him what his favorite break is, to which he responds that it is the Banzai Pipeline. Tommy wishes that he was good enough to surf there, though mentions that he has seen him with people such as Tom Kern and impressed them, asking him them if he shredded waves. Co-MC suggests that he should just give them a kiss, though Tommy tells him to forget about it, saying that he is a prince. He then asks Coolerale how he became a prince, to which he explains that he had a family who had royal status. Tommy and Co-MC mention that they have to leave, and tells Coolerale to take them out. Coolerale then says "Alola" to the viewer, with Co-MC telling them to "hang loose."
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Notes[edit]
- When Tommy and Co-MC manage to get Club Mario on the air on the TV in their titular studio, the screen on the TV on their TV's screen is blank.
- When giving a synopsis of "Kiss'n Tell," Tommy explains that it consists of Link rescuing a maiden from a dragon and receiving a kiss as a reward. Though technically correct, this is missing details, as Link turns into a frog when they kiss, and the "maiden" is then revealed to actually be a Gibdo.
