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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Gaming Freak .</span>}} | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Gaming Freak .</span>}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Boo with duhs dashed all over the place .</span>}} | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Boo with duhs dashed all over the place .</span>}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should you.</span>}} | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">This user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat you.</span>}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">WHO ELSE SHOULD THE CHAIN CHOMP EAT????.</span>}} | {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#0000FF|code=[[Image:ChainChompMP8.png|75px]]|msg=T<span style="color:#06F">WHO ELSE SHOULD THE CHAIN CHOMP EAT????.</span>}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#FFB466|mainbkgd=#FFE496|codebkgd=#FFB466|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Box open.png]]|msg=This user has a lot of userboxes, but NEVER enough to satisfy her needs.}} | {{userbox|border=#FFB466|mainbkgd=#FFE496|codebkgd=#FFB466|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Box open.png]]|msg=This user has a lot of userboxes, but NEVER enough to satisfy her needs.}} |
Revision as of 17:38, July 16, 2010
"Remember people, it's rated E for Everyone, not Eleven and Under!" -This quote did not originally came from me. This is directed to most of those FPS fanboys who think that Mario, Pokémon, etc. are way too "kiddy" and "babyish" and that FPS are for "mature" people.
Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in Super Mario Galaxy 2? Getting the Diskun Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee? Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in Mario Strikers Charged? None of the above. Now wasn't that smart? Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins has got to be the best Mario game of all. Forget about Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario 64. Wario's the real deal. However... I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! Anyway, I think you're wondering now what the heck happened to the color of this text. Some new people here might think it's a glitch. But IT'S NOT!! It's just that Wario hijacked this area of the wiki! Can't you believe it! Me too! Darn you Wario! What is up with your puny little mind made up with your fat??? And in case you were wondering, the people in Super Mario Wiki in the help section, in the article section, and in the "No you's" section, they spelled sentence wrong! Maybe it's not sentence. But is it some secret Super Mario Wiki language? Guys, what does sentance mean? Yeah, I know all of this stuff is pure random. I don't think the wiki even allows random stuff, do they?
The Userbox Mountain
The userbox mountain is here! How much more userboxes can this formidable tower hold before it topples over and smothers you? Since this userbox tower was built in an earthquake zone, I suggest you read here at your own risk. Earthquakes are super unpredictable and I don't want you to die just because you are curious. Oh well. Curiosity killed the user. Expect the userbox tower to expand! You may never know...
The Biggest Wall of Text EverI'm serious. This IS the biggest wall of text I have ever created. This block of text has completely NO PUNCTUATION AT ALL. Not even periods. Or capitalization. Ever. Warning! Don't read this story if you don't want to destroy your eyes. If your eyes are bleeding, just don't say I didn't warn you, okay?
Double TalkDouble talk is double talk. Once you are actually aware of them, then you will be horrified by how redundant our language is!
Actually, I took this from a (different) grammar book. In talking, it's okay to use these words. In formal writing, like this wiki, try avoiding them!
Super DrinksDrinks come in these sizes: Large, Larger, Super, Mega, Ultra, Huge, Gigantic, Monstrous, Titantic, Terra, or Super Mega Ultra Huge Large Gigantic Monstrous Titantic Terra Tsunami size? Anything smaller than 40 fl oz. is not available, sorry ♪ Pictures and Stuff
Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. And meanwhile, marvel at this totally epicsome picture of a Scrub Jay. Aphelocoma californica.
Oh yeah, and courtesy to the people/person who took this picture! Until then, see you. |