List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes

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This is a list of some quotes from the game Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. They are listed by character, alphabetically.

Main Characters

Bowser

• "Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
• "Mario! It's time!" (Hidden Psychopath thought, which can only be seen if the Game Genie code for the debug menu is enabled, as Mallow isn't around during that battle by normal means.)
• "What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
• "NO!!! It's a chain reaction!!"
• "Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya!?"
• "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
• "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
• "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
• "I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop.
• "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
• "No one is authorized to kidnap the princess but me!"
• "Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
• "Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
• "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
• "Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
• "Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
• "I'd outta rip your stuffing out!"
• "I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!"
• "Like the moon over
  The day, my genius and brawn
  Are lost on these fools."
• Mario's party: "One for all and all for one!"
  Bowser: "And I'll take care of myself!"
• "Just hand it over and get OUT OF MY CASTLE!"

Geno

• "So you're THE Mario! WE know about you."
• "I serve... a higher authority..."
• Mallow: "Are you saying this star is part of you "Starway"?"
  Geno: "That's "STAR ROAD", my fluffy little friend."
• I'm "♥♪!?", but it's hard to pronounce so...Call me "Geno", after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of the dolls."
• "Give it your best shot!"
• "Let's get this show on the road."
• "Yo Smithy! Stop making those things and hand over the Star Piece, NOW!"

Mallow

• "I'm all right now. Sorry...there's nothing like a good cry! But why was I crying? I know there was SOME reason..."
• "Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you! You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!"
• "I’m Mallow from Tadpole Pond. I’m a frog, but can you believe it? I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?"
• "Give me back my coin! Or I'll belt ya again!"
• "Mario you just...DITCHED me back there!"
• "Whack that weirdo..."
  "Save the guy in blue..."
  "Me too!"
  "I will do what I can! But from over here."
• "Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?"
• "Punchinello...? Never hear of ya."
• "Hey, look! There's the last Star Piece!"

Princess Toadstool

• "Don't let Bowser bruise you, Mario!"
• "Mario! The chain! Aim for the chain!"
• "Yuck! I don't wanna play ANYTHING with you!"
• '"That was wonderful. Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
• "I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario!" (when Mario crashes Booster's "wedding")
• "Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!" (if Bowser and Booster kiss Mario)
• Please! Don't make us go through anymore! Give us the star, NOW!"

Supporting Characters

Frogfucius

• "Yes, come into my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom, children."
• Mallow: "Grandpa, what are you talking about? I'm only a simple tadpole! This adventure isn't for me!"
  Frogfucius: "Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now, buy you're...Not a tadpole!!"
  Mallow:"Say WHAT???"
• "(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?"

Luigi

• "I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."

Toad

• "Hey, Mario! Lots of people use something called a 'door' to go in and out of their houses... "
• "Anyway, I came to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late."
• "Hey, did you hear that?! He knows about Timed Hits! He's gonna punch your lights out!"
• "Be careful, Mario! He's definitely got a mean streak!"
• "I carried all I could! Now, what can you use?"

Enemies and Mini-Bosses

Aero

• "Who would've know that star was so important? I've gotta inform Smithy!"
• "Calm down, Smithy! Your head looks like a geyser!!"

Belome

• "Ack! It's a snack attack, and you're it!"
• "Ooh! Room service has been kind to me! Where's my bib?"
• "Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, rah, rah, RAH!"

Birdo

• "Ouch! Hee hee! You're hurting me! Now, it's my turn. Get it while it's hot!"
• "I just LOVE life!"
• "Oh I'm never gonna to let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"

Booster

• "Please, enjoy yourself! At your own risk, that is!"
• "You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish!"
• "Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated. I don't know if I can muster the energy to do it...Let's walk through it once! It's wedding rehearsal time!"
• "Mario always shows up right about now to ruin the fun. We've got to take that into consideration, you know."
• "This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on!"
• "Hey, that looks fun! I wanna play hide-and-seek, too!"
• "What a poor sport!"
• "Hey, Number 1! Where's my cake?"
• "THIS thing's a cake?"
• "Now, how do you eat it? I say we boil it!"
• "Easier said than done! I feel like I forgot to tie my cord before a bungee-jump!"

Cloaker

• "Mwee hee hee! Behold, they've taken the bait!"
• "This is tougher than I thought! This doesn't look good..."
• "I love cold hard steel!"
• "I can't think straight!"
• "Put your dukes up!"

Croco

• "Har, har! Youse mugs'll NEVER catch me! A snail could outrun YOU morons! Later!"
• "You're a persistent bugger/pest! But I'm a hundred miles ahead of ya!"
• "What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!"
• "Coins...beuatiful COINS! Grab the COINS!
• "Heh, heh...I've got a bomb...! Never leave home without 'em."
• You're still around? Since I'm in a good mood... But just remember. I can't keep coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything you want, best to buy it now."

Culex

• "Greetings. I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda. I've crossed into this dimension to fight for the Dark Mage, but this world is uninhabitable for me and my kind, so I must return to my own world. Before I go, though, I would like to challenge your strongest knight. Will you accept my challenge? You will enter combat against me?"
• "You are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance."
• "En guarde!"
• "I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
• "A little off, eh?"
• "Treasure it as a keepsake of our fight."
• "Perhaps in another game, another place, we would have been mortal enemies. Let us part as comrades in arms. Farewell, champion knight!"

Czar Dragon/Zombone

• "Flamin' hot, right back at ya!"
• "Hey! We're not done yet!"

Domino

• "Yes, hee hee! Perhaps I could spare a few minutes! Maybe they'd like to... PLAY!"
• "Whew! What weaklings! How shameful it would be, if I were to be defeated by them!"
• "MAGIC! DEAL with it!"
• "Sho... sho... shocked!"
• "It's clobbering time!"

Drill Bit

• "This is for Yaridovich!"
• "Don't get so worked up! Think of your blood pressure!"

Factory Chief

• "This is the closest you'll get to Smithy, so savor the moment!"
• "Harumph! You'll be fodder for my incredible new invention, the 'Gunyolk!'"

Jonathan "Johnny" Jones

• "So you're THE Mario, eh? Arr harr, harr...! Not much to look at...Well, this star fell into MY SEA, so it's MINE! If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!"
• "Not bad, fellas! Mario versus me. How about it? Wanna mix it up some?"
• "I'm impressed, matey! Here's the Star, as promised. You've earned it!"
• "You must've REALLY wanted that Star... Now go on! Get out of here before I change my mind."
• "Arr, not so fast, there! That star's a gift to me mate, Mario! You spineless dogs have no code of honor! We'll make ya walk the plank!"

Magikoopa

• "This... is... Smithy's castle! No trespassers... allowed!"
• "Is that... my child?"
• "Huh? I made it back here SOMEHOW, but it appears that I've been brainwashed, or something. Have I done something... wrong?"
• "It looks like you've got some tough new troopers, now. But my magic can still help you..."

Mokura

• "Duh, huh, huh..."
• "Mwa ha ha..."

Shysters

• "Boing, boing, boing."
• "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!"
• "You've just barked up the wrong tree, bub!"
• "How about a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
• "This is not good!"
• "The mustachioed one is strong!"
• "Strong, yes!"
• "We MUST warn the boss!
• "We just built this yesterday, and the foundation's very weak. So... STOP SHAKING THE FLOOR!"

Smilax/Megasmilax

• "Turn your eyes!"
• "I was a water baby!"

Bosses

Axem Black

• "Better leave now, chumps!"
• "Hey, Red! Look down there! That's the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!"
• "We live for disorder!"
• "Hey, Red! I broke my shades!"
• "Your timing stinks!"
• "Will I make the team?"

Axem Green

• "We're amazing!"
• "That IS Mario, you IDIOT!!"
• "We like what we do!"
• "Hey, Red! I've got a headache!"
• "Are we done here?"
• "Whew! Vertigo!"

Axem Pink

• "Ewww! Gross!"
• "We struggle for chaos!"
• "Hey, Red! My make-up's running!"
• "Red, WRONG POSITION!"
• "Can this really be happening to... THE AXEM RANGERS!?"
• "Oh! My makeup!"

Axem Red

• "We got the Star!"
• "Listen up, everyone! We've got to get this Star to the Blade immediately! We'll deal with Mario LATER!!"
• "He'll be here!"
• "He's too late!"
• "Shaddup, already!"
• "We fight for evil!"
• "This Star gives people hope! It MUST be destroyed!"
• "Ooh, my head's spinning..."
• "Serves ya right!"
• "You're totally out of shape!"
• "Then change brands!"
• "Then chew on your tongue!"
• "I'm all thumbs today!"
• "Alright, that's it! Now I'm angry! Formation... HO!"
• "Fire the Breaker!"
• "Gotta fight for evil!"

Axem Yellow

• "We're unbeatable!"
• "That guy's even worse-looking than that clod, Mario!"
• "We are..."
• "I'm... hungry!!"
• "We're lookin' GOOD!"
• "I'm STARVED!"

Blade

• "It's a melee!"

Bowyer

• "A lesson, I will teach you!"
• "Strong you are, but stronger I am!"
• "Part now, we must!"
• "What's with these folks?"

Dodo

• "I'm STARVED!"

Exor

• "HALT! Who goes there!? A Tresspasser! This castle now belongs to us, the 'Smithy Gang'. This is our first step towards taking over the world. And if it wasn't for nosey characters like you, we'd practically own this world! Let's see you deal with this!"

Mack

• "Listen up, gang! These guys are gonna put a stop to OUR party! Are we HAPPY about this?!"
• "Boing, boing, boing."
• "Mario! I'm BAAAAACK!"

Punchinello

• "Good day. The name's Nello... PUNCHINELLO!"
• "They say I'm a hothead, but I'll show them! You... YOU will make me famous! So long!"
• "Not bad, not bad! Now, let's up the ante!"
• "YEEHA! I see we're already famous!"
• "Grr... Alright! It's CLOBBERING TIME!"
• "Argh! I must be dreaming! I didn't want to do this, but now I have NO CHOICE!!"
• "Simmer down, fluffy! I'm not going to waste this on you! Who knows what'll happen!"
• "Enough! I have my pride! Now you're in for it!"
• "What they hay? Why isn't it working?"
• "ARGH!"
• "I hope I become famous."

Smithy

• "Huh...? Already finished your tour of the factory, huh?! All right, then! How about a little demonstration?"
• "Huh? ...Gufaw haw haw! So YOU'RE... Mario?! Looks like we're gonna have a little dispute over the Star!
• "My, my! We're a little touchy today, aren't we? You know, I'm actually growing rather FOND of this place...
• "Hurrumph! Better yet... Why don't YOU give me YOUR stars. Why, then I could easily conquer this world! Then we could get rid of wishes, and create a world filled with... WEAPONS!!"
• "Over here, now! I'll crush you ALL!!!"
• "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!"
• "How utterly annoying!"
• "Huh?! What the...?! How in the heck...?!"
• "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!! Uwoooooooo... I'm burning... seething... Never have I been so wronged..."
• "It is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you some respect... And I shall have my revenge! NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!"
• "Guooooooo!!!!! Come on, you puny ants!"
• "Guooooo! C...can't move...!"
• "Mwa ha! I am burning with power!"
• "Guooooooo! My b...body and head are burning! It's not... possible...! I don't believe it...! I'm... finished... done for...! Guooooooooo... noooooo...!"

Valentina

• "My beauty simply shines forth like the sun!"
• "Hmmm... I consider myself something of an art buff! And I've got to say...This is spectacular!! Garro...only YOU could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and...raw power!"
• "DODO! Did you display the statues properly? Fine! Now polish them to a fine luster and make them a tribute to my beauty! Pay attention to me! Hurry up, and DON'T let me catch you dozing again."
• "What does a 'Mario' look like?"
• "How utterly rude! Who in blazes are YOU, anyway!?"
• "Well, if you're going to be THIS rude, I'm simply going to leave."
• "So long... (chumps)!"
• "Dodo! You get over here THIS MINUTE!"
• "Dodo! How could you lose already? Well, come over here!"
• "I don't believe this! The show's over, folks! Dodo...! Let's get outta here!! Well, everyone... Until we meet again! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Yaridovich

• "Do you know who I am? I'm 'Yaridovich', a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked? No wonder! My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless!"
• "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!"
• "Blade's late. What's taking him so long?"
• "Eee hee hee! I guess we'll have to take our disguises off, now. Alright, everyone! Group formation!"
• "My promotion's at stake!"