Wario's Talk Page
It represents the best of the worst that the Super Mario Wiki has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.
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I will not be here any longer. If you're going to post here, do not expect any replies. You really make this place wonderful. However, I cannot stand MarioWiki any longer, especially due to the arrogance of some administrators here. Good-bye, and have a good life.
It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk)
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This is a Wario to stop your hatred of Wario (not liking him enough because he's so awesome) on the Super Wario Wiki. Please adhere to the Wario or you will do the nose thing. |
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Hello, Mario/Archive 9! Wario sure is a great place, eh? He strives to have the most awesome articles and best fatness available about our favorite fat man. This is done by having a nice fart of quality Warios and a supportive gold mine. Which brings him here. It has recently come to our attention that the vast majority of your edits seem to be about Wario (Wario, Wario's Gold Mine, WarioWare games, etc). While we understand how important it is to know about Wario, the wiki as a whole would benefit more from MORE edits about Wario (WarioWare: Touched!, Wario Bike, Wario World, etc). If you are unsure as to how you can help Wario, you could:
Please don't take this as a discouragement from enjoying Wario. Wario is, first and foremost, for cool edits related to Wario. However, we do have other Wario geared factories, such as:
Together, we can make the Super Wario Wiki a greedy and informative place for Warui. Thank you, and keep contributing for Wario! This notice is Wario and is considered to be a nose thing focusing on the Wario history for your Wario. This notice is not to be removed under any circumstances because we know how much you like Wario; any attempt to remove this notice will lead to a shunning of Wario, which is BAD. If this notice was not issued by Wario and you feel you are not worthy to get an official message from Wario, you may appeal it. |
- You already gave me a template :(
Ray Trace(T|C)
- Hey stop it with the Wario! I'm not worthy enough! Baby Luigi
TPP
Your TPP almost ends, and you didn't confirm the text on my draft page. Can you please say whether it is the good text or it has to change? Thank you. 
Lakituthequick 10:12, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
- Since you didn't reply, the text hasn't changed. Glowsquid has made the needed edits for us, and now the text will be automatically added!
Lakituthequick 16:10, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
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That thing was started by him. And, he wouldn't answer on the talkpage of the file, so that's why I put that messages in edit summary. Sorry :/ --File:SFCLogo.gif Super Famicom™ 64 14:52, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
- I am acutally doing it. At least he could learn his lesson… >:| --File:SFCLogo.gif Super Famicom™ 64 14:57, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
- I don't care. Also, I've stopped now. --File:SFCLogo.gif Super Famicom™ 64 15:37, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
Please go here:
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To solve this edit war once and for all.--File:Yoshidarkblue.pngNew Super Yoshi
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RE: Reverting Image War
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. :(. Uploading them as separate images IS a good idea tho. :P. Why did I not think of that? xP.--UM3000 
Ok, but what about the Wario Land 3 boxart with a watermark that had better quality?--UM3000
-PS, do ya mind helpin' me upload background-less versions of the SSBB artwork that was reverted?
Wanna be freinds????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
CatJedi may the force be with you....... 
RE: Featured Article Template
Actually, that was first moved to just admin only by another sysop in 2009. I'll discuss the question with the others about this.
Yes, but it'll be while.
HELP
HI! I hope you remember me because I remember you. It's the stupid obsessed person, DR02... For The Win? WHATEVER. I completely forgot a lot of stuff because I've had an almost year-long hiatus that has ravaged my brain!
I missed you too! :) Yeah, I started to have major lack of interest in this website. My neighbors have a kid that we let borrow some of our games and we were playing Mario Party 8, so I started getting interested in Mario stuff again. Plus, my brother(lol, remember that guy?) and I were at Target and saw a kid playing Mario Party 9 and we were baffled because we hadn't payed attention to this website that we lost track of games.
I feel like I've changed so much. I used to be a kind of trying-to-fit-in kind of kid, but then my new musical interest made me realize that I could be different. It feels good to come back, even if it means forgetting stuff about here.
Yeah, Mario games are really the only video games I'm comfortable playing, other than Rock Band 2 on my brother's Xbox.
I was so mad when MCSJ was blocked. I thought it was so unfair because it was originally for only a month, then right before that month was over, it was changed to infinite. I don't know anyone on here but my brother(whom I know for a fact isn't coming back), but even through the internet it's hard to lose friends.
And on a teasingly happy note, part of the reason I left was because you and BLOF got me into DeviantArt, from putting those crazy pictures on our talk pages. Haha, those were the days...
PS- I should go now... It was nice talking to you again.
Hey
If you don't get it, roll over
HAPPINESS
Ah, my brother. That boy has really, really gotten annoying... I keep on thinking of all the mishaps the Wario Committee you and BLOF lead has done in the past.
The preceding unsigned comment was added by Star Maniac (talk).
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CatJedi may the force be with you.......
PS i hate wario too
i thought you might like to use this.....
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Reminder
| Please stop using inappropriate image file names on the Super Mario Wiki. This isn't a warning, and it's possible that you made a mistake by accident or without realizing it; this is simply a reminder for your information. If the action continues, then a warning will be issued. Thanks for reading and keep contributing. If you feel this reminder was undeserved, you may appeal it. |
Sorry if it seems like this is coming out of nowhere, but the rest of the staff and I have been preoccupied with other issues for the past couple of weeks. LeftyGreenMario, image file names such as this and this are not beneficial to the wiki. Random, garbled, rambling, or unnecessary non-English file names make it difficult for other users to understand an image's origin or function. I understand that the majority of your file names of late have been acceptable, but this has been brought to your attention before. To ensure that it doesn't become an issue again, please read the updated image use policy before assigning a file name to an image if you have not done so already.
Also, the fake "New Message" templates you have in your userspace violate the userspace policy. Please remove them as soon as possible. Thanks for reading, and keep contributing. Mario4Ever (talk)
- I understand that. You just can't do it so much that it interferes with understanding or violates policy. Also, if it's any consolation, I forgot to mention that the various other fake templates on your user page can stay (just in case you were curious about those). Mario4Ever (talk)
- I clicked new messages and couldn't find my way back here! File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09
template parodies
your funny templates are hilarious!:D i got inspired. check it out on my user page! CatJedi's been here....floating head cat grants wishes JOIN MY WIKI!
Re:Templates
i know! like my this page contains letters one? LOL
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New Messages
Actually, Wario has new messages. 
Master R.O.B.
- Fake new messages boxes are not allowed!!
The message box above is fake. It leads to Wario's Gold Mine. Try not to click it.
-MushroomMan3 
Heh heh...how wouldn't it be fake?! Mouse over "New Messages!
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Dear person who does not like wario enough, Your current opinion of wario is in violation of one or more of the rules listed on Wariowiki:Signature. Please change your opinion and keep the awesomeness of wario in mind when creating future designs. Thank you for your full cooperation, and only enjoy editing the wiki if you love wario. |
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Hey man Wario is one of my favorite characters! :D Anyways, wanna be friends? ItsameMario 18:43, 19 May 2012 (EDT) 
- It's a me, Mario! - 
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| The opinions(s) you have about wario (stupid,idiotic,ugly,fat,weirdo) is/are stub(s) and will be deleted unless you realize wario is awesome within a week. Please don't be offended; consider worshipping wario instead. Thank you. |
this wario hater is currently pending deletion.
If you do not feel wario is stupid anymore, please explain.
Mario's gonna kill me .
Because I aided Bowser in the attack against Rosalina. And later on Lubba. Oh, I'm the reason Junior revived King Kaliente. And I lit Dino Piranha on fire. And Gobblegut. And Waluigi (as a prank-back for him blowing up my house). And Luigi (he aided Waluigi). Lost Mini Star09
- No, I got mad at him... File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09 (talk)
BTW, That's my new signature! (Same person from above.)
AND HE'S A STALKER!!!!!!-SAME PERSON!!!
Oh, some other things happened recently. Waluigi blew up my NEW house, so I blew up his. He broke my Daytripper, so now he owes me 60,000 coins for repairs and parts that were completely demolished. Wario broke some of my best sports gear. Namely, my green tennis racket (the pink one's Peach's), my baseball bat shaped and painted like a Cosmic Comet, and my 9 iron with Power Stars painted all across it, which was a gift from Rosalina. He lit you on fire, but I put you out with the water I was carrying for what was left of my new, burning, house. I took Bob-ombs, threw them all around me, and next thing you know, there's a burning Waluigi crawling out of a burning house. Oh, Wario owes me 20,000 coins for the gear. They should think twice before they cross me again. File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09
Well, I'll be prepared for this... Waluigi's in the hospital! I think the Bob-omb trap worked! I've been giggling a lot lately just thinking about it! :) Ha ha ha... I'll be fine. I'm living in a small village located outside Sarasaland, so I'm sure Wario and Waluigi won't find my place.... yet. Oh, Wario called and said he broke your kart. :O
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More stuff happened. -.- Just when is Wario going to stop? He lit your house on fire, blew up more of your karts, lit YOU on fire (with gas and matches), blew up Peach's castle (OPH! Think I felt sympathy there), Broke my NEW Daytripper, crashed Rosalina's Dragonetti (Honeycoupe, but I call it that.), wrecked Bowser Jr.'s Koopa Clown Car, and completely demolished the Wii form of Rainbow Road! I'm maaad at him now! I'm sure if you need help with Waluigi, just leave that to me!
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wario
I came up with more facts about Wario!
1. Whenever you touch his fart, he decinigrates.
2. Wario has farting issues.
3. He also has diarrhea.
4. Wario has never went to a gym. (MM3 came up with this)
5. Wario has never went to a bathroom.
6. He gets hurt by enemies and squashed by them too.
7. Wario is really fat.
8. Wario's kart is the slowest kart of all the karts in the Mario Kart Series.
9. When Wario wants to lose weight, it doesn't work on him.
10. Wario is crazy when he loses.
--File:Kingbill.png SUPER NINTENDO 64 File:Redddtoaddd.PNG 20:52, 21 May 2012 (EDT) I dislike Wario, too.
- 11. Wario feels great when he wins a race. File:Toadettewii.PNG Lost Mini Star09 (talk)
- which never happens.
- And if it does (Mirror Mode) I yell "Greedy Much?!"File:Toadettewii.PNG Lost Mini Star09 (talk)
Wanna be friends, even if people have different favorite characters?
Here's my friend box!
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Add it if you are fine with this.
Oh, what's your friend box??? File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09
Games I tortured my favorite characters in.
Character 1: Toadette. Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Mario Kart Wii
2: Your fave: ALL GAMES EVER! Sometimes I call him "Greed Fringe". Namely, in Mario Kart Wii
3: Mario: Since square 2 started for me!
Square 2 was Super Mario 64 File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09
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This opinion about wario is an archive of what it once was. It is kept for historical reference only. If this person is hypnotizable, do not hypnotize her. If you wish eat a cheeseburger, please do so at The Workshop(It's a new burger place on Castro Street.I just ate there). |
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- actually, i just ate there.
- really.
- wario's fat.
- hey, i just noticed, you're californian. me too!
fat wario
i like in-n-out better than that place anyway.
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i know! angry birds is something like that too.
Loves
it's fun. here's something funny:
lol he hits wario on the head.
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- oh and you can play it here
free
yes its free, beleive it or not!
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links to your page a lot
and i just changed my sig.
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yes
- fat wario.
'awesome wario' is an oxymoron.
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I challenged Wario to a race.
Hey, LGM, will you please help me race against Wario? I got into an argument with him. Here's the darn thing in full:
Me: You're a fatty! Go to the GYM ALREADY!!!
Wario: No, YOU GO!
Me: I'm calling in the Troopas!
Wario: Can't without a fixed cell phone!
Me: YOU- I BET I'M A BETTER RACER THAN YOU!
Wario: IT'S ON!
Bowser: What's going on??
Me and Wario: I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!!!
Iggy: Mini? Hello? MINI STOP YELLING AND TELL ME WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!!!
Me: I'm racing Wario in a wee- OH CRAP!!! I GOTTA RACE A FATTY IN A WEEK!
Iggy: I'll join your team.
Wario:Team race it is!
...And that's what happened. So far, here's Who's on what team:
- Me|Wario
... I need your help! File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09 13:42, 25 May 2012 (EDT)
I'm a good racer (I've developed a level of awesome through MKWii), and my advantages are speed, acceleration, and handling, making the sugarscoot, mach bike, daytripper, and wild wing good choices for me to race in. Wario will probably try taking all the item boxes, which means to take as much as possible. If Wario wins, I'll yell "Greedy much?!" and hit him with a fake box.
File:Toadettewii.PNGLost Mini Star09(talk)
Oh, Wario said that I need to make a race course. I'm still trying to sucker punch Wario for blowing up Peach's Castle, so I made it "Castle Wreck", and I tossed my first house's rubble at the finish line, put the clown car's remains near what's left of a green-and-gold Daytripper (Is it yours?) and my OLD AND NEW Daytripper.
Oh, I just added links to the people, including you and me.
-MushroomMan3 Just so you know
Oh, hey. I found out six other things today.
1: I'm an unusually tall Toad.
2: Wario crashed my turquoise-and-green Wild Wing into Waluigi's Dragonetti (I prefer to call it that, even if I'm from Florida.)
3: I have 8 million coins in improving investments daily.
4: My pal, Toadette, broke her Quacker.
5: Waluigi got out of the hospital.
6: Wario allied more peeps.
