The 'Shroom:Issue XXXVIII/Fake News

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Director’s Notes

by Ralphfan (talk) I’m back (in black)! Welcome to another issue of the Fake News. As always, we are looking for more writers, so sign up below if you are interested in writing any of the following sections:

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And now, for the news!

Travel Guide

by Ralphfan (talk)

Come to sunny Bianco Hills! We’ve got water, people who throw you, and a lot of Goop. …wait a minute…Mario was supposed to deal with that crap. Um…that’s not good…does anyone want a sequel? That’s actually a pretty good idea. Anyway, you get to spray stuff and see big plants with thorns. We could tell you a lot more, but we’d get in trouble if you live in a spoiler-free zone. In any case, come to our sunny patch of paradise (and Goop) today! A trip for four costs just $599.99, including round-trip airfare and hotels.

Fake Game: Super Mario: World of Mushroom

by Edofenrir (talk)

Super Mario: World of Mushroom boxart.

Greetings, dear readers of The ’Shroom. This is Edofenrir, and today we are going to check out another yet-to-be-revealed game from Nintendo’s secret treasure vault. This month Nintendo seems to explore a whole new genre, but let us first see how I got my hands on this brand new info.

So, two weeks ago on Saturday evening I was sitting at home, doing what I do every Saturday evening: Besieging the Nintendo Power Line and telling the telephonist all my thoughts and suggestions about the future of the Mario franchise. And just the moment I mentioned my concerns about the shape of Luigi’s mustache, the telephonist began shouting at me. My speech must have really moved him, since he was crying (in joy) when he yelled: “Please… Please, Mister, I beg you! I cannot take it anymore! I will do everything! I will even send you a few prototypes of our newest Mario game if you just. Never. Call. This. Number. Again!!!” And since I could really hear the happiness in his voice, I agreed.

Two days after that I received a package, containing the aforementioned game. ”Super Mario: World of Mushroom”, the box art said, “A Mario multiplayer online role-playing game.” “Doesn’t sound like much…”, I thought as I inserted the game into the Wii…

I shall write my experiences in the game in form of an adventurer’s log. Since logs sometimes tend to be very long, I will split it into two parts. The first part will follow immediately, while the second part and the conclusion will be covered in the next issue of The ’Shroom.

Now let’s begin with the game.

Day 1: Creating a Character

Players
As of the beginning of day 8
WoM DRH.png
Doomdrael Ravenhunter
Played by Edofenrir
Class Blooper
Level 10
HP 32
FP 12
Weapon Weird Wooden Hat
Skills Erratic Tackle
Ink Blast
Blooper… Oh hey, that’s me! I’m a Blooper Ninja, yay! Anyway, I am the group’s swift guy and as such have the highest agility. Very suited for doing quick attacks.
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2257 the Great, Destroyer of Planets
Played by 2257
Class Dry Bones
Level 15
HP 12
FP 25
Weapon Wooden Femur
Skills Bone Crusher
Rise again
Our main melee guy, despite his low HP. Can club things with his bone club and does undead things like auto-reviving himself.
WoM Laurus.png
Laurus
Played by Tucayo
Class Yoshi Melonhead
Level 12
HP 41
FP 10
Weapon Grapefruits
Skills Throw Weapon
Eat Weapon
Our secondary melee guy. Fights with fruit, but secretly dreams of wielding a sword.
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Walkazo
Played by Walkazo
Class Magikoopa
Level 15
HP 30
FP 56
Weapon Wooden Staff
Skills Geomancy
Silencer
As an offensive-aligned mage, she is our damage dealing unit. She also comes up with the most strategy and saves us when I screw up something happens.
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SMB
Played by SMB
Class Yoshi Scout
Level 12
HP 24
FP 8
Weapon Wooden Whistle
Skills Tame Beast
Command Beast
Our versatile guy. His usefulness depends on the monsters he befriends. He has to make pacts before he is of any use, though.
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Stoobario
Played by Stooben Rooben
Class Toad Doctor
Level 13
HP 15
FP 64
Weapon Wooden Medical Bag
Skills Megavitamins
Extra Life
He is the team healer and as such lacks offensive skills. An unwritten rule in Online RPGs also says that the healer is to blame for everything.

The game began with a fancy introduction sequence, like many other games. Right after that I got to the character creation screen. There was really a bunch of stuff to choose from. I had to pick a race for my character, a class, a name, and thousands of other knick-knacks. The game features 24 playable characters in total, so I felt a little confused at first. Here is what the game threw at me:

All character selection options

Toads
WoM Classes Toad1.png WoM Classes Toad2.png WoM Classes Toad3.png
Toad Soldier
Spears
A balanced melee unit. Can randomly begin to panic in battle.
Toad Doctor
Medical Bags
Best healing unit in the game. Uses Megavitamins.
Toad Ninja
Shuriken
A Ninja Toad. Excellent at hiding and running away.
Goombas
WoM Classes Goomba1.png WoM Classes Goomba2.png WoM Classes Goomba3.png
Spiky Goomba
Weird hats
Classic offensive melee unit. Attacks with its head.
Tanoomba Mage
Magical Rods
Can copy other magic users’ spells and use them for himself.
Paragoomba
Spiky Shoes
Quick flying unit that attacks by dancing on the enemy’s head.
Koopas
WoM Classes Koopa1.png WoM Classes Koopa2.png WoM Classes Koopa3.png
Hammer Bro.
Hammers
Classic defensive melee unit. Gets to wield the best weapons in the game.
Magikoopa
Magical Rods
Magic users that can learn offensive and defensive magic.
Lakitu
Fishing Rods
Flying unit that fights with Spiny Eggs and cloud-based moves.
Yoshis
WoM Classes Yoshi1.png WoM Classes Yoshi2.png WoM Classes Yoshi3.png
Yoshi Scout
Whistles
Classic beast master unit. Tames and controls monsters in battle.
Yoshi Shaman
Magical Rods
Uses nature magic to trap enemies with vines and drop Chomp Rocks on them.
Yoshi Melonhead
Fruit
A hybrid class that combines close–range and ranged combat. Can also eat its weapon to restore health.
Shy Guys
WoM Classes ShyGuy1.png WoM Classes ShyGuy2.png WoM Classes ShyGuy3.png
Bandit
hands
Known as the “Fist of the Mushroom”. Fights with his hands and energy attacks.
Snifit
Snufit Ball
Utilizes a customizable and remote-controlled Snufit for battle.
Shy Guy
Slingshots
Prankster who is good at ranged combat and stealing things.
Spooks
WoM Classes Spook1.png WoM Classes Spook2.png WoM Classes Spook3.png
Dry Bones
Bone Clubs
Offensive melee unit. Has very low HP but can revive itself as long as it has FP.
Mr. I
Eyeball
Mesmerizing mage who petrifies enemies with piercing gazes and then attacks.
Boo
Boo’s Sheet
Trickster unit who can turn invisible and steal from other units.
Metal Beings
WoM Classes Metal1.png WoM Classes Metal2.png WoM Classes Metal3.png
Chomp
Braces
A melee unit that combines offensive and defensive qualities.
Bob-omb
Metal Orb
Exploding unit that can also build ships and travel over the sea.
Bullet Bill
no weapon
Flying unit which fights both with its fists and its explosiveness.
Sea Creatures
WoM Classes Fish1.png WoM Classes Fish2.png WoM Classes Fish3.png
Cheep Cheep
Tridents
This unit combines close-range melee with basic attack magic.
Jelectro
Magical Rods
Best offensive mage in the game. Can hold onto four rods at once.
Blooper
Weird Hats
Swift unit that fights with chaotic moves and ink blasts. Wears a toga…

Day 6: Finally Getting Started

After spending a relatively short time on the character selection screen I settled for a Blooper wearing a toga for some reason. I named him “Doomdrael Ravenhunter”, which is a really cool sounding name, hands down. Then I dressed my Blooper up like a ninja, and finally I began playing the actual game.

The character creation screen provides many interesting design options.

So, the game began with Doomdrael being washed ashore, having lost all his memories of past happenings. So far, so good. I looked around and found myself on a deserted coast, being stripped of everything I had, including a weapon. I checked the manual and found out that my character uses hats with various blades attached to them as a weapon. My chances of finding something crazy like that in the wild were pretty slim. Fortunately I managed to come across a shop (in a cave) specialized in exactly that kind of contraptions made from driftwood. Since I was in a desperate situation I decided to buy one of the weird hats, but when I questioned the shop owner’s logic for setting up a hat shop at a deserted coast, he got angry and threw me out.

I walked around at the coast with my Blooper Ninja, but after the first ardor faded away it got very boring. I was about to throw the game out and switch to Tetris when I remembered what my mother often used to tell me when I was young: “Remember, son: Always wear a jacket in the rain, and if you ever happen to play a Massively Multiplayer Online Role–playing Game, don’t forget to play it with friends or it will be very boring.” What a great idea! Hastily I sent the other copies of the game to some of my friends.

Day 7: Meeting the Other Guys

A day later I finally received answers from the people I contacted. I got Stooben Rooben, Walkazo, SMB, Tucayo, and 2257 to play. Only Cobold refused to play, since “Online RPGs are no fun at all because the story is flat and you spent hours just to level up”. Nonsense, I say! So, to prove Cobold wrong, I continued with the game. After spending a short nine hours to reach level 10 I was finally allowed to leave the start area and explore the vast land filled with other players. As I set foot on the world map, an old wise man approached me.
“I shall reveal the plot to you!” he said. “You are the chosen one, so clobber some monsters.” Awesome!

Motivated by the old man I entered the nearest town, where I met a player playing a Dry Bones named “2257 the Great, Destroyer of Planets”… Well…
“Are you by any chance 2257?” I asked carefully. The answer I received was “>_>”, which eliminated any doubts. We decided to explore the city together, and that’s where we found three other players, suspiciously named “Stoobario”, “SMB”, and “Walkazo”…
“Guys,” I said. “We are in an RPG. Why didn’t you give yourself some cool-sounding RPG names?”
”Well, I like my name,” Walkazo said, and Stooben added:
“What about your name? Broomangel Gravegrunter? That hardly sounds cool at all, man.”
That made me think. Maybe “Doomdrael Ravenhunter” wasn’t such a cool name after all? I don’t know…

Anyway, the four of us moved on until we reached the marketplace. The place was filled with all sorts of commotion and a mob of people gathered around the source of the noise. However, the crowd didn’t give us any chance of seeing anything, so I quickly decided to make room for us using the most reasonable method available in an RPG: Brute force. After the crowd more or less voluntarily left the place we found out the source of the commotion: A player named “Laurus” had placed himself in the center of the marketplace and started singing in a loud voice.
”Uhm… greetings…” I said hesitantly, not sure how to approach the player who was still singing very loudly.
”HI!!!!!!” Laurus said, while excessively using exclamation marks. “I know you guys!!!!!”
”Tucayo?” I asked, and he answered:
“Yeah!!!! How did you know?!?!?”
“Lucky guess…” I replied. Anyway, since we all found each other so quickly, we engaged in a conversation. The others told me that they too were washed on the shore at the starting area and that all of them met an old man, telling them they were the chosen ones. What a coincidence! With that knowledge, we decided to found a group of adventurers and explore the game together.

Day 8: Our Very First Quest

We started the next day with a discussion about what to do first.
”I want to go and buy a sword!!!!” Tucayo said calmly.
”I want to explore!” SMB added.
”I want to fight, collect experience, and max out my level so I can defeat everyone with my god-like battle skills!” I mentioned in all modesty. An old man who looked just like the old man from earlier heard our quarrel and scuffled over to us.
“My, you seem like a fine group of adventurers,” he said. “How about you do a little errand for me?”
”This is actually a good idea,” Stooben said. “By going on a quest, we could get money to buy a sword, we’d get to explore the land, and we’d get plenty of experience.” So without further ado we accepted the random old man’s task.

As we left the town, we thought about arranging our party, since we needed to be an efficient party to prevail in the upcoming battles. Since 2257 picked a Dry Bones, an offensive unit, we made him our burly front guy. Tucayo picked a Yoshi Melonhead, a unit that uses fruit to battle at close and long range, and we decided to make him assist 2257. As an offensively-aligned Magikoopa, we put Walkazo into the back line, serving as our main damage dealer. She was aided by SMB, a Yoshi Scout who fights by befriending animals and commanding them in battle, and by me and my Blooper’s ninja-esque stealth skills. Finally, we made Stooben’s Toad Doctor the team healer.

With our now fully functional party we began our journey. Along the way we recalled the words of the generic old man.
“Across the Plain Plains, deep inside the Fearsome Forest of Failure you will find King Bowser, the evil Koopa King… Go steal his bagel.” We entered the forest, but at a crossroad, we spotted another group of players: A Chomp, a Hammer Bro., and a Spiky Goomba, and they didn’t look too friendly.
“This is a risky situation,” Walkazo explained. “We don’t know how strong these guys are, so we should try to avoid a direct confrontation if poss—”
“CHAAAARGE!!!!” I screamed before lunging forward, hungry for experience points. I could see Walkazo facepalming, probably due to amazement over my glorious act of bravery! Anyway, the Hammer Bro.’s counterattack knocked me right back, and Stooben had to rush over to heal me.
”Stooben, don’t just stand there!” I exclaimed as I shoved him to the enemies. “Go and get them!”
“But I’m a healer, I cannot fi—” His last words were drowned in the sounds of the Chomp mauling our team healer.
”No, they got Stooben!” I shouted. “SMB! You must avenge him!” With that I threw SMB in the direction of the enemies.
“Wait Edo, I haven’t befriended any animals ye—”, he was silenced by the blade hat of the Spiky Goomba.
”Damn it guys, stop dying like that!” Suddenly the enemies started heading for me. I was about to finish them off with one of my flashy skills, when a magic attack erupted on the battle field and threw the enemies back.
”We have to retreat! Now!”, I heard Walkazo saying and she dragged me back on my collar. She sounded very annoyed, but I could understand. I mean, how could Stooben and SMB let themselves be defeated like that? They should have been more careful…

We barely managed to escape from the fight. Fortunately we found a 1-Up Mushroom along the way, so we could revive Stooben who then restored our party’s drained health.
”Well, that wasn’t so glorious,” SMB said shortly after being revived, “and I think we all know whose fault this was.” With that everyone looked at me, as if they expected an answer from me.
”Well,” I said, “I know what you’re all thinking, but you might be being a little hard on Stooben.”
”Wait, what?” Stooben said surprised. I elaborated: “Well, you are our healer, so why didn’t you heal us, like you are supposed to?”
”Uhm… I was dead,” Stooben replied, totally deadpan.
”You say that as if being dead is a bad thing…” 2257 remarked sadly. Now everyone looked at Stooben.
”Maybe Stooby just has to be a better healer next time,” Tucayo said. “Let’s move on!!!”
”I was DEAD!!!” Stooben exclaimed one final time.

We continued our journey through the forest. Along the way, we managed to gain some levels. Finally we reached an open spot which was our map pointed out as the location of our destination. There we saw the figure of Bowser, holding a big bagel in his paws.
”Ok, here is the plan,” Walkazo explained. I, however, was already brandishing my weapon.
”Chaaaa—” I was about to lunge forward when suddenly my voice failed me. “—aaaa-haack *cough*” Walkazo had hit me in the back with a Silence spell.
“Now where was I? Ah yes,” she continued as if nothing happened. “If we don’t do this strategically, the enemy will maul us. First we will need to immobilize him, and then—”
”There is a problem with that!!” Tucayo remarked, and he was right. The group we encountered (and lost to) earlier suddenly appeared from behind and were about to assault Bowser.
”They are going to steal the bagel before us!!” SMB shouted. I stepped forward heroically.
”Not if I can help it!” I exclaimed, but since I was still under the effect of Walkazo’s spell, all that cane out was “Nnuuuh… haack… *cough* *cough*.” I tried again. “Not… if… Not… ahem! *cough* Not if I… ”
”Cut it out and do something already!” 2257 shouted, but it was already too late. While I practiced my heroic speech, the other group had successfully completed their task. The only thing we could do was witness Bowser exclaim “My bagel!!!”
“Well, at least one good thing came out of this,” I said.
”And that is?” Stooben asked.
”I finally got my voice back.”
The next thing I felt was 2257’s club on my head.

We were about to leave the forest and report our failure to the old man, when we noticed something strange. The now bagel-less Bowser suddenly headed towards a structure we hadn’t seen the before. It turned out to be a pastry shop, and Bowser was purchasing a new Bagel.
”What the heck?” a member of our team exclaimed.
”You’re new in this game, aren’t you?” said a voice that didn’t belong to any of us. I turned around and saw a Cheep Cheep, complete with its own team. “Whenever Bowser’s bagel gets stolen, he buys a new one after some time, so everyone gets a chance to complete the quest. Now please get back into line.” With that he pointed to a line of many people; numerous player parties, all waiting to get a shot at robbing the Koopa King. A Piranha Plant employee greeted us at the end of said line. “Pick a number and wait here, please.”

After hours of waiting we finally were allowed to continue our quest.
”We need to immobilize him!” Walkazo said and opened the battle with an attack spell, “Then someone has to snatch the item while Bowser is distracted!”
”Let me give it a try!” SMB exclaimed and raised his arm, “Piranha Plant, attack!” A Piranha plant followed his words and headed towards Bowser.
”When did you get a Piranha Plant?” Stooben asked.
”Well, I grew tired of waiting, so I tamed the Piranha Plant employee from earlier.”
The Piranha Plant, which finally reached Bowser, now pulled out a clipboard and started talking: “Mr. Bowser, I hereby inform you that I was instructed to restrict your movement, as it is written in article 3 of the Piranha Plant decree.”
”Cut out the formal stuff and just bite him already!” SMB commanded.
”As you wish, dear sir. So, Mr. Bowser, it is as my superior said,” the Piranha Plant replied politely while simultaneously showing its teeth, “Please refrain from resisting while I apply my teeth in the prescribed manner.”
The instant SMB’s Piranha Plant started its attack, I dashed forward. “Yoink!” I remarked as I snatched the Bagel and delivered an Ink Blast in the foe’s face. I started gloating about my victory, but was interrupted by Bowser’s claws which tried to impale my back.
”Get out of there already!!” Tucayo yelled while throwing grapefruits at Bowser. With him and 2257 covering us, our group managed to escape from the battlefield and leave the forest. From far away we heard Bowser’s voice echoing from the trees. “Why is it always my bagel?!” he shouted, “This is the sixtieth time today!”

Day 9: More Fate and Stuff

Walkazo and I on a shopping trip. Wait, what? When did she say that? I probably should have looked at these images before.

The next day we managed to get back to the small town and presented the bagel to the old man. “Well done, young travelers,” the old man said while eating our hard-earned bagel, “Anyone who can get a bagel is worthy of being called a great hero. Now you must visit the Town of No Name, just across vicious Placeholder Mountains. You must do this because it is your destiny. But before that you should spend all your money in this town, because nothing is more fun than traveling with your pockets full of trash that slows you down.”

With the money we got from the old man we bought some recovery items, just in case our healer screwed up again. Tucayo took the rest to buy a sword for himself, but then had to realize that his class couldn’t use any weapon that is not a fruit. I felt sorry for him, so I gave him a banana and told him it was a knight saber. I think that managed to cheer him up. When all our preparations were done, we set out towards Placeholder Mountains…

…to be continued in the next issue of The 'Shroom…

Cooking Guide

by Baby Mario Bloops (talk)

Hiya everyone, and welcome to another Cooking Guide issue! This is Baby Mario Bloops, your one and only host. Due to unknown reasons, we had all the special guest unable to attend to, so we saved a lot of money it will just be me again.

Today, I am making the rare and delicious Sky Juice!!!

Basically, I will show a better way to make the recipe. I'm going to freak out if you don't get this by now. First off, you need:

  1. Say your prayers, and kill yourself. If you are good, you will go straight to the Overthere. If a bad person, you will deal with the Underwhere, which will take you longer to travel to the apples.
  2. Climb up to any random tree in the overthere and hammer it until you get an apple to come down. Whatever you do, don't take a bite, for you will go a turn of the worse.
  3. Butter up Grambi until you can go back to living.
  4. Go to the nearest store and buy whatever syrup you want.
  5. Bring all the supplies to your kitchen.
  6. Put the apples into the blender, and set it for low. Gradually pour water into the blender until it reaches the top. Keep it running.
  7. Get the fancy glass cup and pour the syrup of your choice in. It will get it a more sweeter taste as you drink.
  8. Put the cup in the fridge for about 3 hours.
  9. Once it has been an hour, turn off the blinder and let the apple slush settle down at room temperature.
  10. After the hours have past, mix together the honey and apple into the fancy glass cup, and leave it in the freezer until ready to serve.
  11. Now completed, enjoy this delicious frosty treat whenever the Angry Sun comes over the summer!

Fake Ads

by Gamefreak75 (talk)

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As you all know, Super Mario Galaxy 2 will be released in about a week…*audience applauds*

SHUT UP! As I was saying, I am selling these wonderful Cloud Flowers that I stole grew in my garden along with my other drugs plants.

With this you will gain the ability to create clouds. These clouds can make you reach a new high, and I mean a serious high, like hundreds of feet in the air high. What’s even cooler, is that when you spin, you will literally fart a cloud that you can stand on.

One of our customers stated “Wow! I am so high right now. I mean, I can literally touch the clouds. It’s like I’m walking on air.” And indeed he/she was walking on air.

Order now and you will receive this product, along with this super cool Brick Block, because nobody seemed to buy them. Please, my house is cluttered...

Warning: Don’t overdose on this product. You may get too high and die.! ;)

Interview

by Baby Mario Bloops (talk)

Hello and welcome to an exciting issue of the interview with the host that goes by Baby Mario Bloops! Today we will bring out spotlight on a character that has much to talk about, with many ablities that helped Mario greatly in one of his adventures. Give it up to Vivian! Let us begin...

Baby Mario Bloops: Hi! How are you?

Vivian: Not bad, a little tired, but I get use to it.

Baby Mario Bloops: That's right, you live in Twilight Town. So how are your sisters doing?

Vivian: Oh, them, yeah. I guess you could say that are doing fine, but ever since our Shadow Queen passed away, they are a little feeble.

Baby Mario Bloops: Oh well, she did want evil brought out, but at least you helped Mario.

Vivian: Oh, yeah, that was so much fun with Mario!

Baby Mario Bloops: We bet, since you love him, and don't deny it as we can see it in your eyes!

Vivian: ...So you got me, but he is better off with Peach.

Baby Mario Bloops: Agreed. So, here is a good question. Are you male or female if I may ask?

Vivian: ...I'm considered female in some areas, yet male in other areas. I don't get it, who said I'm male or female?

Baby Mario Bloops: Wait? What did you say?

Vivian: We are genderless, just shadows of everyday life. That is why we are able to hide in the ground, simply because we are basically shadows.

Baby Mario Bloops: Oh! That makes more sense. Well, I think that is about that time to cut off and say goodbye. Any last words?

Vivian: Ummmmmmmm, I know! Mario, if you ever need help again, you know my number!

Baby Mario Bloops: ....Okay, I hope I never hear that again.

Vivian: Sorry, just had to get that out.

Baby Mario Bloops: Well, goodbye Vivian and hope to possibly see you in the nearby future. And to all of you reading, I will see you next month and don't forget my 1st user birthday is around the corner. Bye!!!!!

Fake Sports

by Ralphfan (talk)

The Mushroom Basketball League began postseason play, and, following in the footsteps of the NBA, every series was a 4–0 sweep. However, in the Mushroom Hockey League, all series went at least 5 games, proving that hockey is far better than basketball, and also proving that Ralph did not have time to write anything better than this.

Fake Weather

by Toadwell (talk)

3 Day Weather Forecast

Friday: Toad Town, 45. Huge toad‐nado striking!
Bowser World, 104. C6 hurricane! Bowser World in for evacuation in a different warp pipe.
Desert World, 300. Sandstorms all day.
Ice World, −99. Will be cold forever.
Lava World, 999. Bowser’s Volcano Erupting, STAY INDOORS!

Saturday: Toad Town: 0. No Weather, no Gravity, no Sunlight; no Warnings.
Bowser World: 78. Pie Rain ,use hands to catch pie.
Desert World: 119. HOT HOT HOT!!!
Ice World: −92. THUNDERSTORMS APPEARING!!!
Lava World: 1,167. Lava sprouts near.

Sunday: Toad Town: 74. Sunny all day!!!
Bowser World: 86. Overcast.
Desert World: 159. HUMID HUMID!!
Ice World: −109. Freezing Water!!
Lava World: 1,793. Lava rain.

Watch for Star Bit rain on Monday!

Fake Characters

by LaLaLand123 (talk)

Well here’s a new one everyone’s been waiting for: Luigi’s Mansion 2. This game is pretty self explanatory, as it is a sequel to Luigi’s Mansion. However, it is set in a different mansion. Also, some cool new characters are introduced in this new game. First, there are the twin sons of Professor E. Gadd.: Professor E. Gadd Jr. and Professor E. Gadd II. Basically, there are three mansions and one of the professors helps you in each one. There is also a new type of Boo. We already knew about Balloon Boos, regular Boos, Dark Boos, and many others that I’m SURE are out there, but now we're introduced to possessive boos. These tricky ghosts can actually sneak into Luigi and control him. Luigi can only break free of these Boos by sucking up coins with the Poltergust 1100! This game comes out for the Gamecube and DS on February 31st, 2013.

Fake Shop

by Travix Man (talk)

Long time no see, people. Travix Man here with sweet new items from both of the hottest new Mario games: New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Super Mario Galaxy 2! Feast your eyes on these items, as well as their slick prices.

1st Item: Propeller ’Shroom

1st Item Info: This will let you transform into a propeller man/lady! And, it lets you hover many feet in the air! (Isn’t that great?)

1st Item Price: 1,000 coins

Sorry, but I have to go. Dinner at my sister-in-law’s...yuck.



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