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| Rodmjorgeh | |
|---|---|
 A totally real photo of me (totally real) | |
| Species | Human (or at least I think so...) |
| First appearance | November 3rd, 2002 |
| Latest appearance | Today! I'm still alive! |
| Portrayed by | Me, myself and I |
Hello, I'm Rodmjorgeh, but you can call me Rod (not a fishing rod).
and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SUPER MARIO RPG FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH REMAKE??????????????!!!!!!!!WHAT????? i am still shocked
I LOVE MARIO RPG.
That's the TL;DR about me. If you wanna learn more, though... then, see below
About me
I LOVE SUPER MARIO RPG!!!!
Did I tell you that yet?
I've lurked the Super Mario Wiki since around 2016, even edited some pages without an account! Wow!! (and of course I am not telling you my IP, idiot). So I decided to create one around late 2019. I was very dumb back then, so please don't look at my talk page.... don't you dare click.
But about Mario games, I've played them since I got my first Nintendo DS in Christmas 2006, with the best game in the series, New Super Mario Bros.. I don't care how many people go after me saying the level design sucks and it's old and boring and BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHH it's still the best game, cope harder (this is definitely not me being nostalgia-blinded). No, but seriously, the game is the best one at the absolute goofiness. Seriously, there's countless things in this game that never appeared in another New Super Mario Bros. installment. And that's what makes this game so unique and fun, each level it seems like it introduces something you've never seen before. But again,.... maybe I'm indeed being blinded by nostalgia. NOT AT ALL I LOVE THIS GAME (and Super Mario RPG too, have I said that already?)
Wasn't too long after I got my second game, Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!, and this game is a BLAST. A DAMN BLAST. I spend way too much time on level editing, even though all of them sucked (i was like 5 okay, give me a BREAK...). Problem is, I LOST IT LOL, was like in a mall or something if i remember correctly. I was absolutely devastated, even went back to the mall like 2 weeks after for some reason. I really thought it was gonna be there still like an idiot.
With the absolute trainwreck I got, I decided that I wanted another game. That one was Super Mario 64 DS. Now, I don't care what anyone says, this is better than the original Super Mario 64. "Erm erm.,.,.. but the controls are dogwater... you can't really turn diagonally so like--" SHUT UP. The controls are fiineeeee, and I just think people are overexaggerating. And even then, the amount of stuff this game adds over the original balances out the "bad" controls. The minigames, the new courses, the new characters, the new added stars... everything, this is how a remake should be done... right, Nintendo?
I AIN'T READ ALLAT LOL
Okay...??? I don't see why I should care. I'm gonna give you a summary because I'm nice... So, TL;DR:
I am Miyamoto's brother
Yeah, that's right, I'm everyone's uncle that works at Nintendo. I'm not the guy who's always lying, because I ACTUALLY WORK THERE!!!@. I've been in these places since 1985!!
I vividly remember that I was actually the one who renamed the game Super Mario Bros. 4 to the iconic Super Mario World. I even called Miyamoto for this one. Here is the call:
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- Shigeru Miyamoto: Hello?
- Me: Oh uh... hi. Remember that game, fourth installment of the Super Mario franchise or whatever
- Shigeru Miyamoto: It's actually the fifth because of Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
- Me: No one cares about that game
- Shigeru Miyamoto: That's rather true
- Me: Anyways, I was thinking... what if we call it "Super Mario World"?
- Shigeru Miyamoto: Why
- Me: Well I mean I think we should stop with the numbering in these types of games and go creative with the name
- Shigeru Miyamoto: No, they need to know it's the fourth one
- Me: B-but, you just said it was the fifth one
- Shigeru Miyamoto: ...
- Me: Hey? You there?!
- Shigeru Miyamoto: Let's name it "Super Mario World".
Sometimes, unfortunately, he doesn't listen to me. Like the time where I wanted Mission Mode back in Mario Kart Wii, and he kept "mishearing" what I was saying (yeah... right).
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- Shigeru Miyamoto: H-Hello?
[LOUD MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
- Me: Hey um... can you talk right now?
- Shigeru Miyamoto: Uhhh sure. I'll try to hear you. I'm at a party right now will be difficult but I'll try my best
- Me: Okay well I'll try to be quick. It's about Mario Kart Wii. Can we bring Mission Mode back?
- Shigeru Miyamoto: The WHAT?
- Me: Mission Mode, from Mario Kart DS, remember what we did?
- Shigeru Miyamoto: "Battle" Mode? Yeah, we're bringing that one back of course
- Me: N-no I mean, Mission Mode, can we bring it back?
- Shigeru Miyamoto: Sorry?
- Me: MISSION mode
- Shigeru Miyamoto: Missions? In Battle Mode? I don't know how that would work. We could do with teams, like uh... each team has a task to do and uh-
- Me: No uh *sigh*, I meant we should bring back Mission Mode... from Mario K-
- Shigeru Miyamoto: (oh yeah can I get two beers) hold on, one sec (can be Heineken, haven't tried that one in a while hahahaha, thanks, uh) alright well I have to go. I'll take your stuff into consideration. I like the team stuff, maybe we should force it and make it a set of tasks in a time limit. Great remodelation of the Battle Mode, I like it. Cheers!
- Me: Hey!! That's not at all what I impli-
☎️ *Hangs up*
Some code about Mission Mode has been found in the files of the game. Well, let's just say that's me trying to cramp it into the final stages of the game, ultimately not being able to due to time constraints. I tried, guys...
Am I even doing anything here?
Yes!!!1! Uhm, I mean, I'm doing something at least. Don't believe me?.... erm..,.. well I don't really have an answer for that. OR DO I???
Here's a list of pages I've immensely helped or I straight up created. Are these lists longgggg? Not really, but what matters is that I HAVE done something.
Pages I created
Creations from redirects are marked with an asterisk (*).
Pages I helped with
- Standee: Every standee sprite you see, I uploaded. Yep, I uploaded 144 images. Did I enjoy that? NO. Was it worth it? Probably... IDK.M.....maybe i just wasted my time
