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“On a slightly related note, ATTACKY SACKS ARE THE BANE OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE! WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO NEUTRALIZE THIS IMPENDING THREAT! HURRY, MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND NON-BINARY INDIVIDUALS WHO I SHALL ALSO INCORRECTLY REFER TO AS MY SIBLINGS! WE MUST DEVELOP ATTACKY SACK REPELLENT! IT'S LIKE SHARK REPELLENT, BUT WITH 100% MORE CHUCKHOLA COLA! WE MUST PREVENT THOUST ART ATTACKY SACKS FROM ATTACKY SACKYING OUR YOSHIS! TO SAY THE THREAT OF THE SUPER HAPPY TREE'S ENDLESS OMNIPOTENT POWER FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF BABY BOWSER AND HIS COMPATRIOTS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE NINTH DEGREE!!!!!!”

—An Attacky Sack in disguise, AwdryFan1997 and the quest to liberate Planet Earth from cringe and the like

Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.

The Dank Meganerd

AwdryFan1997's Userbox Tower

vg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer, but that's just him being modest ;).

prog-0 This user will say he's a n00b programmer, but that's only because of his experience editing on this wiki.

sprite-0 This user cannot rip sprites at all, which is inconvenient, for he is a spriter.

fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Protoman. You can tell said user is a true Mega-fan because he spells Megaman as one word with CORRECT CAPITALIZATION.

fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Bass.

fan-2 This user is a moderate fan of the video game character Zero.

Nin-3 This user's favorite Nintendo character is Dieter.

Nin-3 This user's SECOND favorite Nintendo character is Ludwig von Koopa.

Nin-0 This user dislikes the Nintendo characters Pink Gold Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina, etc. due to their unnecessary existence and continual dulling of the Mario characters.

fan-0 This user dislikes the video games Megaman 8, Megaman X6, Megaman X7, and Megaman X8.

fan-3 This user thinks that Megaman 1, Megaman 2, Megaman 3, Megaman 4, Megaman 5, Megaman 6, Megaman 7, Megaman X4, and Megaman X5 are some of the best videogames ever made.

fan-1 This user thinks the videogames Megaman 9, Megaman 10, Megaman X1, Megaman X2, and Megaman X3 are overrated, but mostly enjoyable nonetheless.

fan-3 This user thinks that Megaman is the best videogame series ever established.

fan-2 This user loves the Megaman X videogame series.

fan-2 This user loves the Metal Gear Solid videogame series, though he's only played the first one. He read the plots of the other games on Wikipedia.

fan-2 This user currently owns the consoles Nintendo Wii, Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo Wii U, and Nintendo Switch. And I guess PC counts as well.

This user used to read The 'Shroom.

This user formerly wrote for The 'Shroom.

This user was formerly on the Super Mario Boards, but most good things must come to an end.

This user can sometimes be found on the Super Mario Wiki Discord server.

I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the Donkey Kong article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the FACT that the original Donkey Kong from the 1981 arcade game is now Cranky Kong, and that the character currently referred to as Donkey Kong is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet c l e a r l y s t a t e d that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by Alex95, which is good, because that was a very poor decision on my part.

My relation with the Super Mario series dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major Mario fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the Wii - if I remember correctly, he brought New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and Mario Strikers Charged. I distinctly remember wanting to be Luigi in NSMBWii, but my friend made me be Bucken-Berry (that is his name), who I've since learned is the definitive Mario character. Anyways, when I got my Wii U around 2013, I got New Super Mario Bros. U, and couldn't beat the first level. In NSMBU. Yes. I later got Lego City: Undercover and didn't pick up Mario again for about a year, when I got to around the World 5 Tower using Super Guide and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the Koopalings for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at Mario but Ludwig's my favorite character, apparently.

Since then, I have played a very large number of Mario games, most recently getting Super Mario 64 from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and also revisiting my childhood with some classic LuigiFan00001 videos. He just recently stopped making Angry Birds videos, which is fine, because no one plays Angry Birds anymore, mostly because the new games suck. Go play real games instead; the mobile market is dying like capitalism.

Also, I created a BJAODN page. So that's cool. I also created some pages for the rubbish they announced for the 35th anniversary, but they were deleted (which is good).

Trivia

• Did you know that YouTube channel TheGamer is a clickbait scam artist that only wants money?
• Did you know that was banned from Wikipedia by no fault of my own?
• Did you know that Blue Yoshi is... um... how do I put this...
• Did you know that MatPat is now named MatDaddy and deserves more credit for his work despite creating some of the stupidest videos on the entire internet based off "evidence" he pretty much just made up? And did you know he used clickbait and nearly ruined this wiki?
• Did you know I mean absolutely nothing by any of my statements and am just trying to be funny, and that I am not deliberately trying to insult anyone?
• Did you know that LEGO Super Mario is a bad idea and Nintendo should back out of it right now; this is not what we asked for?
• Did you know that Capcom does not care about the Megaman franchise, and that despite anything they claim to do now, they still created Megaman X6 and I will never forgive them for it?
• Did you know that this is the Super Mario Wiki?
• Have you heard of the Axis of Gaming? The Dictator (Konami), The Criminal (Capcom), and The Snake-Oil Salesman (Square Enix).
• Did you know I hate Fire Emblem? Actually, no, you probably do...

DO YOU WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE?

Here is a link to your grand prize: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Gallery¹ (of DOOM!!!²³)

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  I believe this is what cringy children refer to as a "mood" (check the File History, it's the second revision)

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  This is so bizarre and out of character I thought it was vandalism.

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  Seriously, remember this? I still can't believe MatPat thought Donkey Kong Circus was canon! Seriously, the Game & Watch games don't count.

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  And you thought the cartoon was bad...

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  This here is underappreciated. End of story.

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  What's with the N64 style render all of a sudden? I thought the GameCube was all hi-technicalllllllll- *COUGH* OW!

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  Well, this first attempt at Gallery creation has been a fun experience.

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  Yep, I have questions. Very much questions.

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  Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic. Okay, maybe not this one, this one kinda sucks.

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  Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic. It was crepes back then. He's never been the same since.

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  S N O R T

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  The ancient horror that returns to haunt again. It will always be there. Admit it, it exists.

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  The temporal accident that should not exist and should never exist. I hate this "character" and I will never forgive Nintendo for creating it.

I WILL HAVE A TABLE OF CONTENTS ON MY USERPAGE!

You cannot stop me from fulfilling my evil desires! I am inevitable! Fururururururururu!

Where else I can be found

Since Triforce Wiki is not yet officially part of NIWA, I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the CD-i.

I am also an admin on the Mushroom City Car Wash Wiki, the wiki for that one really popular roleplay on MarioBoards. I don't think that's irony, but it's definitely strange if you weren't there.

The Long End of Bungle Bim (Satire)

bungle bim also nown as bungel bimmy is domkey kongs long lost twin brothr he ets penuts fro beckfest he aso liek chikin nudel soop fo luanch hay u guyes pla cal ov dudy kuz i liek hallo laso plz doen delet ths pag i wrok vare hrad on ti

Super Smash Bros. series

Bungle Bim first appears in the original Super Smash Bros. as the game's only Trophy. He appears in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a boss in Classic Mode, and his only attack is Hand Slap, an attack that slaps. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bimmy appears as a playable fighter, though his only attack is still Hand Slap, the cans of fruit. He returns in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U with no changes whatsoever, though he was not in the 3DS version because the Hand Slap attack caused the system to self-destruct. Why they didn't choose Ice Climbers instead is still a question being asked in scientific circles to this very day. He returns in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, now with a neutral aerial attack titled Roll, which makes him curl up into the fetal position. Masahiro Sakurai has gone on record saying that Bimmy will return in the next Smash game, even if he isn't directing it.

Actual Significant Appearances Pertaining to the Mario Franchise

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Notes

¹I did not upload these images. I simply rediscovered them. Some should've stayed buried.

²Please do not use if you are allergic to doom or its ingredients.

³Does not include images pertaining to the Doom franchise. Sincerest apologies to the guy who thought it did.