The 'Shroom:Issue XXV/Fake News
Thanks to everyone who signed up for the Match Game! You will all be receiving updates, about two a week. You will all be given questions via your talk page and the forum (I'm posting it on both just in case). Private message me (on the forum) your answers by May 1st at 20:00 GMT (8 PM; just add or subtract the difference with your time zone). Do not give the answers to talk page; other contestants or the judges could see them and use them for cheating.
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The Star Cup's continuation date has been set to June 28th; stadium repairs are taking a long time (like you could do them faster!). We thank you for your patience.
Are pineapples your favorite food? Do you like man-eating plants everywhere? If so, Isle Delfino is for you! Plus, you can get covered in goop and fight a giant squid! So, come to Isle Delfino with a 20% off travel pack from today!
The hit country group,are at it again! Their new single, , came out on Saturday, April 11th and is getting great reviews. said, "Whoever said country music is only for rednecks is downright wrong! Yippee-ai-addy-ai-ay!" Buy it at , but they're selling fast!
Swiggler died on Thursday, April 9th. His vim supply was stolen by homeless Toads, causing his death. While his death is a tragedy to some, it is making for great advances in . This is because it was previously believed that only Toads needed vim to survive.
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Today we interview Toadsworth!
Ralphfan: First question: Not trying to be rude, but how old are you?
Toadsworth: Eh wot? Pip-pip! Well, if you must know, I'm 73 years, 231 days, 7 hours, 16 minutes, and 40 seconds at the tone. Beep!
Ralphfan: Do you consider yourself responsible for all of the Toads?
Toadsworth: Oh yes, I won't let anything happen to my darling little lambs.
An explosion is heard in the direction of Toad Town.
Ralphfan: I think that was Toad Town.
Ralphfan: Toads live there!
Toadsworth: What's a Toad?
Ralphfan: You have Alzheimer's!
Toadsworth: Where am I? What year is this? Did we win the Civil War?
As you can see above, the Star Cup is under delay due to the Battle Dome's current state (it was hit by a tornado). Plus, there's real sports on (like the NHL playoffs which start on the 15th)!
The fight against global cooling is going well! Carbon emissions are up 15% from the last month!
FIGHT GLOBAL COOLING! NOW!