User:Mario

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It has been suggested that audio and/or video file(s) related to this article or section be uploaded. Please do not change this picture with {{media}} in the inappropriate planet when at least one computer has been thrown in a pie oven. File:Lock-icon.jpg This page is currently protected from editing until issue(s) have been resolved. Please discuss the issue in Luigi's disgusting brain cells. Reason: Wario Sucks LeftyGreenMario Names you can call me: LeftyGreenMario, LGM, whatever that is appropriate Real Name: Emilie Y. Age: 17 Gender: Female. And you expected me to be a GUY!! Finding a female gamer that loves Mario is as rare as finding a golden planet in the Andromeda Galaxy that is infested by birds and lizards talking on a pink cell phone. Favorite Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee Has that green Mario alternate color (which I often play with). This game has survived with me ever since 2001. Second Most Favorite Game: Spore I love this game, but I sometimes go on "Sporeblock" and there are a lot of bugs. Favorite Character: MARIO!! He is the best character ever. If it weren't for this godly plumber, then this wiki has no purpose other than floating around in a cloud of ideas that didn't come into being. Baby Mario and Luigi happily follow close behind Mario. Least Favorite Character: Yoshi What is this creature? Is it a frog, dinosaur, dragon, chameleon, lizard, salamander, or what? Least Favorite Game: I can't decide yet. I play mostly Mario games and like most, if not, all of them. I also play Kirby and Pokemon, State: California I'm a mix of French, German, and Chinese. But I'm born here (in the USA) so the only language I know (and speak) is English. And I take a French class in high school. Favorite Music: I love jazz. Rap is crap. Some rap are not bad, but they are drowned by the ocean of cussing, sex, drugs, etc. WARNING: BLANK SPACE BELOW File:Wario Wins In Mario Party 7.png Die harder, Wario. Really. The Userbox Tower of Extreme Suckage Mario's Userbox Tower File:Wunderland.jpg This user is female. File:Mushroom2.PNG This user never reads The 'Shroom. File:Gnwgroupart.png This user is an expert gamer, but it really depends on the game she's playing! This user is a big fan of the video game character Mario! She's obsessed about this overweight plumber! File:Green Face 7.png This user hates Yoshi for his annoying voice and bad fanbase. This user is often confused. File:MK Wii Dry Bones icon.PNG This user likes Dry Bones a bit. This user thinks that Luigi is disturbing. This user hates to work. File:MarioMPA.png Judging by her username, this user is left-handed. This user is hypersensitive, which means that she is easily provoked. File:Wario Wins In Mario Party 7.png This user enjoys killing Wario and seeing him do that face. This user usually forces Wario to eat his hat. This user often tortures Wario. In her world, when she says that Wario wins, he actually loses! This user often makes Wario an opponent. A very dumb one! File:Fatwario.jpg This user thinks that the term "Fat Wario" is redundant. This user is not part of the Super Mario Bros. Series PipeProject because it doesn't exist anymore! This user can often be found on the MarioWiki Forums. File:Mario Thinking PM2.png This user has ADHD. Please be aware and understanding! File:Cute Jumprope Land.gif This user uses jumprope as a torture device. File:MP9 Select Wario.png This user thinks that Wario is the fattest thing alive. This user is a liberal (in the U.S.). This user likes Toad. More crap for you! What do I do in this wiki? You might be wondering that. What I do is actually varied. However, if you're looking for ripped sprites in console games, I can do it! Well, actually, it's the Dolphin Emulator doing it, but if you see sprites from a game such as Mario Party 7 or Mario Smash Football, I probably uploaded it! I'm also responsible for uploading huge, sharp quality pictures from those games as well. I've probably taken the biggest screenshots for this wiki! My screenshots are around 1 megabyte! Usually, pictures are kilobytes big. I'm also somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but I do often slip up in my grammar, thanks to my tendency to overlook what I type. However, I correct grammar right when I see it usually. I can't stand it when people use "it's" incorrectly (instead of its). It's not supposed to be like that, but its error is bad. Also, there's a difference between "their", "they're" and "there", okay? I hate flaming, trolling, etc., because well, why shouldn't I hate it? It doesn't matter where it's directed, it always hurts for me. I also hate swearing because swearing gives people a bad impression. It seems to lower their education value significantly on the outside, and when people swear, they lose credibility for me. I tend to avoid swearing, unless I am really, really mad. Anyway, I'll be usually here in this wiki, but I might not be active for days because I'm interested in other stuff. Yeah, he's blocking the screen. So what? Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ File:Mariokartwii.warioart.jpg Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a star or bullet bill. File:WarioGoodQual.PNG Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!. Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in Super Mario Galaxy 2? Getting the Diskun Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee? Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in Mario Strikers Charged? None of the above. Now wasn't that smart? Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins has got to be the best Mario game of all. Forget about Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario 64. Wario's the real deal. However... File:Mario and Wario MSP.png I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in: File:MarioNSMBWii.PNG Mario Kart 64 Mario Party Mario Party 2 Mario Party 3 Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Mario Party 4 Mario Party 5 Mario Party 6 Mario Party 7 Mario Power Tennis Mario Superstar Baseball Mario Smash Football Mario Kart Wii Mario Party 8 Mario Strikers Charged Football Mario Super Sluggers Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario Sports Mix Mario Kart Super Circuit Mario Hoops 3-on-3 Mario Kart DS Mario Party DS Super Mario 64 DS Mario Kart 7 Future games to torture Wario Mario Tennis Open That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! Too bad I won't torture him in Mario Party 9. That game started in the wrong foot and ended in a toxic waste dump with some leaking batteries. The addition of Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, and a Magikoopa, the lack of a classic mode for long-time Mario Party fans (like me), no co-op mode so my sister and I can't play Party Mode together, no 2 vs. 2 minigames, crab-apple roster, concept of ministars, radical change, the new minigame system, and no return of orbs. So it's not one thing. It's multiple things. The Userbox Mountain crumbled to pieces. Yeah. After the deletion of so many userbox images, I decided there are too many userboxes with red links instead of pictures, so Wario came, ran into it, and destroyed it. I am sad. At least the mountain fell on him. How tragic. However, I'm rebuilding the tower, so don't worry. I have these awesome textures I uploaded, so making a new one will be a SNAP! Like that. Oh, and I have read somewhere that sitting is going to make you die sooner. I also watch Rifftrax and MST3K. If you think you watched the worst movie ever, it better be Manos: The Hands of Fate or Monster A-Go-Go!. Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. And meanwhile, marvel at this totally epicsome picture of a Scrub Jay. Aphelocoma californica. Oh yeah, and courtesy to the people/person who took this picture! I've also made a personal monobook page. It's probably not that great because this is my first attempt. If you can help me, I would REALLY appreciate it. Until then, see you.