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==Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫== | <div style="position:fixed; top:55px; left:-7px;">[[File:Mario2-CaptainSelect-MSS.png|Yeah, he's blocking the screen. So what?]]</div> | ||
== Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ == | |||
[[Image:Mariokartwii.warioart.jpg|thumb|left|Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a [[star]] or bullet bill.]] | [[Image:Mariokartwii.warioart.jpg|thumb|left|Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a [[star]] or bullet bill.]] | ||
[[Image:WarioGoodQual.PNG||thumb|left|Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!.]] | [[Image:WarioGoodQual.PNG||thumb|left|Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!.]] | ||
Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''? Getting the Diskun Trophy in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]?'' Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in [[Mario Strikers Charged]]? None of the above. | Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''? Getting the Diskun Trophy in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]?'' Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in [[Mario Strikers Charged]]? None of the above. | ||
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[[File:Mario and Wario MSP.png|thumb]] | |||
I don't like [[Wario]] too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with {{User|BabyLuigiOnFire}}) in [[Mario Kart Wii]] by using [[stars]] and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! | I don't like [[Wario]] too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with {{User|BabyLuigiOnFire}}) in [[Mario Kart Wii]] by using [[stars]] and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! | ||
Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame [[Piranha's Pursuit]] and got gobbled up in [[Tug o' War]] in [[Mario Party]]. He loses badly by 40 stars in [[Mario Party 6]] in [[Faire Square]]. He gets hit by a truck and a train in [[Mario Kart 64]]. He gets lapped in [[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. | Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame [[Piranha's Pursuit]] and got gobbled up in [[Tug o' War]] in [[Mario Party]]. He loses badly by 40 stars in [[Mario Party 6]] in [[Faire Square]]. He gets hit by a truck and a train in [[Mario Kart 64]]. He gets lapped in [[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. | ||
You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. | You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. | ||
In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. | In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. | ||
Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in: | Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in: | ||
*[[Mario Kart 64]] | [[File:MarioNSMBWii.PNG|right|277px]] | ||
*[[Mario Party]] | * [[Mario Kart 64]] | ||
*[[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]] | * [[Mario Party]] | ||
*[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]] | * [[Mario Party 2]] | ||
*[[Mario Party 4]] | * [[Mario Party 3]] | ||
*[[Mario Party 5]] | * [[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]] | ||
*[[Mario Party 6]] | * [[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]] | ||
*[[Mario Party 7]] | * [[Mario Party 4]] | ||
*[[Mario Power Tennis (GCN)|Mario Power Tennis]] | * [[Mario Party 5]] | ||
*[[Mario Superstar Baseball]] | * [[Mario Party 6]] | ||
*[[Mario Smash Football]] | * [[Mario Party 7]] | ||
*[[Mario Kart Wii]] | * [[Mario Power Tennis (GCN)|Mario Power Tennis]] | ||
*[[Mario Party 8]] | * [[Mario Superstar Baseball]] | ||
*[[Mario Strikers Charged Football]] | * [[Mario Smash Football]] | ||
*[[Mario Super Sluggers]] | * [[Mario Kart Wii]] | ||
*[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] | * [[Mario Party 8]] | ||
*[[Mario Sports Mix]] | * [[Mario Strikers Charged Football]] | ||
*[[Mario Kart Super Circuit]] | * [[Mario Super Sluggers]] | ||
*[[Mario Hoops 3-on-3]] | * [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] | ||
*[[Mario Kart DS]] | * [[Mario Sports Mix]] | ||
*[[Mario Party DS]] | * [[Mario Kart Super Circuit]] | ||
*[[Super Mario 64 DS]] | * [[Mario Hoops 3-on-3]] | ||
* [[Mario Kart DS]] | |||
* [[Mario Party DS]] | |||
* [[Super Mario 64 DS]] | |||
* [[Mario Kart 7]] | |||
Future games to torture Wario | |||
* [[Mario Tennis Open]] | |||
That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! | That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! | ||
[[File:Mario Ending Sprite 6.png|center|GASP!!!!!!]] | |||
Too bad I won't torture him in [[Mario Party 9]]. That game started in the wrong foot and ended in a toxic waste dump with some leaking batteries. The addition of Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, and a Magikoopa, the lack of a classic mode for long-time Mario Party fans (like me), no co-op mode so my sister and I can't play Party Mode together, no 2 vs. 2 minigames, crab-apple roster, concept of ministars, radical change, the new minigame system, and no return of orbs. So it's not one thing. It's multiple things. | |||
The Userbox Mountain crumbled to pieces. Yeah. After the deletion of so many userbox images, I decided there are too many userboxes with red links instead of pictures, so Wario came, ran into it, and destroyed it. I am sad. At least the mountain fell on him. How tragic. | The Userbox Mountain crumbled to pieces. Yeah. After the deletion of so many userbox images, I decided there are too many userboxes with red links instead of pictures, so Wario came, ran into it, and destroyed it. I am sad. At least the mountain fell on him. How tragic. | ||
Oh, and I have read somewhere that sitting is going to make you die sooner. | Oh, and I have read somewhere that sitting is going to make you die sooner. | ||
I also watch Rifftrax and MST3K. If you think you watched the worst movie ever, it better be Manos: The Hands of Fate or Monster A-Go-Go!. | |||
Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. | Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. |
Revision as of 02:10, March 7, 2012
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Wario Torture♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫Wario is a miserable pile of fat. However, the whole concept of Wario is the work of a genius. Now you actually have someone to torture with your own delight! Instead of actually racing in Mario Kart, which can get boring, you can now try to turn around and kick Wario's smelly, fat rump! What's more enjoyable than making Wario get 0 points in a 12-race match? Beating Perfect Run in Super Mario Galaxy 2? Getting the Diskun Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee? Breezing through Diddy Kong's mission in Mario Strikers Charged? None of the above. Now wasn't that smart? Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins has got to be the best Mario game of all. Forget about Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario 64. Wario's the real deal. However... I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
Future games to torture Wario That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! Too bad I won't torture him in Mario Party 9. That game started in the wrong foot and ended in a toxic waste dump with some leaking batteries. The addition of Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, and a Magikoopa, the lack of a classic mode for long-time Mario Party fans (like me), no co-op mode so my sister and I can't play Party Mode together, no 2 vs. 2 minigames, crab-apple roster, concept of ministars, radical change, the new minigame system, and no return of orbs. So it's not one thing. It's multiple things. The Userbox Mountain crumbled to pieces. Yeah. After the deletion of so many userbox images, I decided there are too many userboxes with red links instead of pictures, so Wario came, ran into it, and destroyed it. I am sad. At least the mountain fell on him. How tragic. Oh, and I have read somewhere that sitting is going to make you die sooner. I also watch Rifftrax and MST3K. If you think you watched the worst movie ever, it better be Manos: The Hands of Fate or Monster A-Go-Go!. Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. And meanwhile, marvel at this totally epicsome picture of a Scrub Jay. Aphelocoma californica.
Oh yeah, and courtesy to the people/person who took this picture! I've also made a personal monobook page. It's probably not that great because this is my first attempt. If you can help me, I would REALLY appreciate it. Until then, see you. |