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{{DISPLAYTITLE: I wish I were Doc von Schmeltwick. Don't you?}}  
{{DISPLAYTITLE: That one guy who thinks we should redefine what we classify as a Koopa}}  
{{quote2|On a slightly related note, [[Attacky Sack|ATTACKY SACK]]S ARE THE BANE OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE! WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO NEUTRALIZE THIS IMPENDING THREAT! HURRY, MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND NON-BINARY INDIVIDUALS WHO I SHALL ALSO INCORRECTLY REFER TO AS MY SIBLINGS! WE MUST DEVELOP ATTACKY SACK REPELLENT! IT'S LIKE SHARK REPELLENT, BUT WITH 100% MORE [[Chuckola Cola|CHUCKHOLA COLA]]! WE MUST PREVENT THOUST ART ATTACKY SACKS FROM ATTACKY SACKYING OUR [[Yoshi (species)|YOSHI]]S! TO SAY THE THREAT OF THE [[Super Happy Tree|SUPER HAPPY TREE]]'S ENDLESS OMNIPOTENT POWER FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF [[Baby Bowser|BABY BOWSER]] AND HIS COMPATRIOTS IS AN '''UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE NINTH DEGREE!!!!!!'''|An Attacky Sack in disguise|[[William Shakespeare|AwdryFan1997]] and the quest to liberate Planet Earth from [[Super Paper Mario|cringe]] and the like}}
{{quote2|On a slightly related note, [[Attacky Sack|ATTACKY SACK]]S ARE THE BANE OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE! WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO NEUTRALIZE THIS IMPENDING THREAT! HURRY, MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND NON-BINARY INDIVIDUALS WHO I SHALL ALSO INCORRECTLY REFER TO AS MY SIBLINGS! WE MUST DEVELOP ATTACKY SACK REPELLENT! IT'S LIKE SHARK REPELLENT, BUT WITH 100% MORE [[Chuckola Cola|CHUCKHOLA COLA]]! WE MUST PREVENT THOUST ART ATTACKY SACKS FROM ATTACKY SACKYING OUR [[Yoshi (species)|YOSHI]]S! TO SAY THE THREAT OF THE [[Super Happy Tree|SUPER HAPPY TREE]]'S ENDLESS OMNIPOTENT POWER FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF [[Baby Bowser|BABY BOWSER]] AND HIS COMPATRIOTS IS AN '''UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE NINTH DEGREE!!!!!!'''|An Attacky Sack in disguise|[[William Shakespeare|AwdryFan1997]] and the quest to liberate Planet Earth from [[Super Paper Mario|cringe]] and the like}}


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Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.  
Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.  


In all seriousness, I wish I were the Doc because the Doc is cool. So are all the other ''big users.'' This wiki is a '''GORGEOUS!!!!!1!!!1!!!11!!!1!!!!11!!!1!'''
This wiki is a '''GORGEOUS!!!!!1!!!1!!!11!!!1!!!!11!!!1!''' thanks to ''BIG USERS!''


== The Dank Meganerd ==
== The Dank Meganerd ==
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SNH CN2.jpg|Yep, I have questions.
SNH CN2.jpg|Yep, I have questions.
Alienguy.jpg|Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic.
Alienguy.jpg|Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic.
SML2 Artwork - Wario Alt 4.png|Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic.
SML2 Artwork - Wario Alt 4.png|Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic. It was crepes back then.
SML2 Artwork - Hippo.png|S N O R T
SML2 Artwork - Hippo.png|S N O R T
Logo YTG.jpg|The ancient horror that returns to haunt again.
Logo YTG.jpg|The ancient horror that returns to haunt again.
MKT Artwork Baby Rosalina.png|Screw [[Yoshi Touch & Go|Touch & Go]], we've got a Code [[Scarlette|Scarlette Bobbery]], I repeat, Scarlette Bobbery, this is a [[Dimentio]] level threat, we've got sights on temporal accident serial no. [[Pink Gold Peach|464]]-[[Mario Kart 8|008]], again, 464-008. We're gonna need assistance from the entire [[Koopa Troop]], I don't see any other way of getting out of this. Please alert the real [[Rosalina]] her doppelganger has been located, one more time, please hurry on over to the [[Comet Observatory]], it is the only way. All civilians, please do yourselves a favor and evacuate to [[Final Destination]], from there you will be transported to the following safe places: Lake Hylia, Hyrule; Vegetable Valley, Dreamland; Winters, Eagleland; Harv's Island, Nook Inc.'s Deserted Island Getaway Package. ''Do not approach the specimen, it will delete you from existence.''
MKT Artwork Baby Rosalina.png|The temporal accident that [[Rosalina's Storybook|should not exist and should never exist]].
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Revision as of 11:24, June 8, 2020

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Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.

This wiki is a GORGEOUS!!!!!1!!!1!!!11!!!1!!!!11!!!1! thanks to BIG USERS!

The Dank Meganerd

AwdryFan1997's Userbox Tower
vg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer, but that's just him being modest ;).
prog-0 This user will say he's a n00b programmer, but that's only because of his experience editing on this wiki.
sprite-0 This user cannot rip sprites at all, which is inconvenient, for he is a spriter.
fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Protoman. You can tell said user is a true Mega-fan because he spells Megaman as one word with CORRECT CAPITALIZATION.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Bass.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Zero.
Nin-3 This user's favorite Nintendo character is Dieter.
Nin-3 This user's SECOND favorite Nintendo character is Ludwig von Koopa.
Nin-0 This user dislikes the Nintendo characters Pink Gold Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina, etc. due to their unnecessary existence and continual dulling of the Mario characters.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video games Megaman 8, Megaman X6, Megaman X7, and Megaman X8.
fan-3 This user thinks that Megaman 1, Megaman 2, Megaman 3, Megaman 4, Megaman 5, Megaman 6, Megaman 7, Megaman 9, Megaman 10, Megaman X, Megaman X4, and Megaman X5 are the best videogames ever made.
fan-1 This user enjoys the videogames Megaman X2 and Megaman X3.
fan-3 This user thinks that Megaman is the best videogame series ever established.
fan-2 This user loves the Megaman X videogame series.
fan-2 This user currently owns the consoles Nintendo Wii, Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo Wii U, and Nintendo Switch.
Artwork of a Mushroom from New Super Mario Bros., also reused for the Mushroom in Mario Kart Wii This user reads The 'Shroom and dreams of the day he could write for it.

I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the Donkey Kong article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the FACT that the original Donkey Kong from the 1981 arcade game is now Cranky Kong, and that the character currently referred to as Donkey Kong is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet c l e a r l y s t a t e d that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by Alex95, which is good, because that was a very poor decision on my part.

My relation with the Super Mario series dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major Mario fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the Wii - if I remember correctly, he brought New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and Mario Strikers Charged. I distinctly remember wanting to be Luigi in NSMBWii, but my friend made me be Bucken-Berry (that is his name), who is, in fact, the dEfInItIvE mArIo ChArAcTeR. I also recall being a sexist little piece of Hotel Mario. Anyways, when I got my Wii U around 2013, I got New Super Mario Bros. U, and couldn't beat the first level. In NSMBU. Yes. I later got Lego City: Undercover and didn't pick up Mario again for about a year, when I got to around the World 5 Tower using Super Guide and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the Koopalings for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at Mario but Ludwig's my favorite character.

Since then, I have played a very large number of Mario games, most recently getting Super Mario 64 from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and also revisiting my childhood with some classic LuigiFan00001 videos. He just recently stopped making Angry Birds videos, which is fine, because no one plays Angry Birds anymore, mostly because the new games suck. Go play real games instead; the mobile market is dying like capitalism.

Also just recently created a BJAODN page. So that's cool.

Trivia

  • Did you know that YouTube channel TheGamer is a clickbait scam artist that only wants money?
  • Did you know that I am banned from Wikipedia by no fault of my own?
  • Did you know that Blue Yoshi is... um... how do I put this...
  • Did you know that MatPat is now named MatDaddy and deserves more credit for his work despite creating some of the stupidest videos on the entire internet based off "evidence" he pretty much just made up? And did you know he used clickbait and nearly ruined this wiki?
  • Did you know I mean absolutely nothing by any of my statements and am just trying to be funny, and that I am not deliberately trying to insult anyone?
  • Did you know that LEGO Super Mario is a bad idea and Nintendo should back out of it right now; this is not what we asked for?
  • Did you know that Capcom does not care about the Megaman franchise, and that despite anything they claim to do now, they still created Megaman X6?
  • Did you know that this is the Super Mario Wiki?
  • Have you heard of the Axis of Gaming? The Dictator (Konami), The Criminal (Capcom), and The Snake-Oil Salesman (Square Enix).

DO YOU WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE?

Here is a link to your grand prize: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Gallery1 (of DOOM!!!23)

  • I believe this is what cringy children call a "mood"

    I believe this is what cringy children call a "mood"

  • This is so out of character I thought it was vandalism.

    This is so out of character I thought it was vandalism.

  • Seriously, remember this? I still can't believe MatPat thought Donkey Kong Circus was canon!

    Seriously, remember this? I still can't believe MatPat thought Donkey Kong Circus was canon!

  • And you thought the cartoon was bad...

    And you thought the cartoon was bad...

  • This is underappreciated. End of story.

    This is underappreciated. End of story.

  • What's with the N64 style render all of a sudden?

    What's with the N64 style render all of a sudden?

  • Well, this first attempt at Gallery creation has been a fun experience.

    Well, this first attempt at Gallery creation has been a fun experience.

  • Yep, I have questions.

    Yep, I have questions.

  • Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic.

    Yet another underrated German Nintendo comic.

  • Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic. It was crepes back then.

    Yep, that's Wario back before he was exposed to garlic. It was crepes back then.

  • S N O R T

    S N O R T

  • The ancient horror that returns to haunt again.

    The ancient horror that returns to haunt again.

  • MKT Artwork Baby Rosalina.png

    The temporal accident that should not exist and should never exist.

I WILL HAVE A TABLE OF CONTENTS ON MY USERPAGE!

You cannot stop me from fulfilling my own desires! I am inevitable! Fururururururururu!

Notes

1I did not upload these images. I simply rediscovered them. Some should've stayed buried.

2Please do not use if you are allergic to doom or its ingredients.

3Does not include images pertaining to the Doom franchise. Sincerest apologies to the one guy who thought it did.

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