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Fake TV

by Ralphfan (talk)

Match Game

Thanks to everyone who signed up for the Match Game! You will all be receiving updates, about two a week. You will all be given questions via your talk page and the forum (I'm posting it on both just in case). Private message me (on the forum) your answers by May 1st at 20:00 GMT (8 PM; just add or subtract the difference with your time zone). Do not give the answers to talk page; other contestants or the judges could see them and use them for cheating.

Ralphfan>>My yap

Contestants

Our contestants are:

1. Yoshi Boo 118 (talk)
2. Pink Boozooka (talk)

Judges

Our judges are:

1. Ralphfan (talk)
2. Hyper Guy (talk)
3. Luigifreak (talk)
4. Tucayo (talk)
5. Tanokkitails (talk)

Star Cup

The Star Cup's continuation date has been set to June 28th; stadium repairs are taking a long time (like you could do them faster!). We thank you for your patience.

Fake Games

by Ralphfan (talk)

1. Template:Fakelink (Rated E): Mario and Co.'s newest sport? Figure skating! In this crazy game, your favorite Mario characters participate in singles and doubles (gender-regardless; you could have Bowser skate with Wario (it's possible, watch "Blades of Glory"!)). Use items like Mushrooms to enhance your skaters (they're NOT steroids!) and throw items such as Bob-ombs, shells, and banana peels to mess up your opponents.
2. Template:Fakelink (Rated M): The Mushroom Kingdom is under attack like never before: mercenaries are trying to kill everyone! Play as either side, or control one army and try to slaughter your friends over wi-fi!

Travel Guide

by Ralphfan (talk)

Are pineapples your favorite food? Do you like man-eating plants everywhere? If so, Isle Delfino is for you! Plus, you can get covered in goop and fight a giant squid! So, come to Isle Delfino with a 20% off travel pack from Template:Fakelink today!

Fake Music

by Ralphfan (talk)

The hit country group, Template:Fakelink are at it again! Their new single, Template:Fakelink, came out on Saturday, April 11th and is getting great reviews. Template:Fakelink said, "Whoever said country music is only for rednecks is downright wrong! Yippee-ai-addy-ai-ay!" Buy it at Template:Fakelink, but they're selling fast!

Obituaries

by Ralphfan (talk)

Swiggler died on Thursday, April 9th. His vim supply was stolen by homeless Toads, causing his death. While his death is a tragedy to some, it is making for great advances in Template:Fakelink. This is because it was previously believed that only Toads needed vim to survive.

Cooking Guide

by Ralphfan (talk)

Today, Dyllis will be teaching how to make a Dyllis Deluxe! Take it away, Dyllis!

You vill need:

Vun Life Shroom Vun Golden Leaf (you could use other ingredients but these cost the least) Two Power Steaks Vun grill (at least 15" in diameter) Vun food processor

1. Put grill on medium high.
2. Grind up Golden Leaf in food processor.
3. Sprinkle the leaf on top of the Life Shroom and grill for fifteen minutes to make a Shroom Steak.
4. Grill a Power Steak for twelve minutes to make a Hamburger.
5. Grill the Hamburger on top of the other Power Steak to get a Gorgeous Steak. You can stop here because the Shroom Steak replenishes 70 HP and the Gorgeous Steak 25, so you can actually revive more HP than you could with a Dyllis Deluxe.
6. Grill the Shroom Steak and Gorgeous Steak together for twenty minutes to get a Dyllis Deluxe! Restores 90 HP!