Hello, dear readers, it's your self-congratulatory adjective Affiliates Manager, Crocodile Dippy (talk), here presenting the results of the May section of the month vote because no one else wanted to do it and I’m such a good Samaritan. This month we had a grand total of 16 votes, that's six more than our last section of the month vote! Keep 'em coming; these arbitrary accolades are nothing without your input!
So enough attention grabbing, our winner for Issue LXII by %31.25 of the votes was Toad85 (talk) for a third time, winning on his hit series A History of Video Games. This time, he covered the Universal City Studios, Inc. v. Nintendo Co., Ltd trial, explaining why big corporate fatcats are assholes and why Brooklyn Bridge metaphors are the only thing more potent than a stylized OBJECTION in the courtroom. Definitely a worthy read, and I'm quite glad it's been recognized as such; kid's on to good things, mates.