Status: Retired. I am satisfied with the quality of the articles I intended to improve. I enjoyed my experience as an editor here, but I simply do not feel I am needed anymore. I will still participate in joke proposals on April Fools' Day. But otherwise, I must now say L-ater.
Ultimate Evil L, the Dark Destructinator
User Talk Archives
“One does not simply walk into Ultimate Mr. L's talk page.”


1. No cussing/swearing

a. I reserve the right to edit out any words I deem inappropriate.

2. No flaming (anyone, not just me)

a. No insults, except in a playful manner.
b. No yelling.
c. No insulting other users' religion or personal life.
d. I reserve the right to delete messages that fail to adhere to this rule.

3. No friend requests

a. I prefer to have met my friends face-to-face, not just on the internet.
b. It is possible to get a userbox on my page, but for that to happen, you have to earn it by helping me out and just overall being nice.
c. Even if you think you've earned the right to have a userbox, please don't ask. I'll ask you.
d. I won't refer to anyone as friends. I call them co-workers or, in a joking manner, henchmen.

4. Please use correct grammar and spelling.
5. Overall, just use common sense

a. Try to follow the general rules of the wiki.

6. Messages will be answered both on my talk page and the messenger's, for archival purposes.
7. The page will be given an archive every 40 messages.



The Overlord will see you now.

Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 00:17, 2 April 2018 (EDT)
Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans. Do I look scared? Have at you!
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 12:14, 2 April 2018 (EDT)

There seems to be a coding error here, causing every text below to be centered. It's not the align template you two are using, I found it is your User:Ultimate Mr. L/sig page, as removing it caused things to be fixed. Looks like you're missing a few instances of </span>. You have two span code initiators, but only one span code closer for each set, so every instance of </span> needs to have another </span> after it. See if that works (unless you like having things centered, anyway :P).    11:06, 6 April 2018 (EDT)

Fixed it. Thanks a lot.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 11:15, 6 April 2018 (EDT)
You're welcome. And, yeah, laggy double posting happens occasionally.    11:38, 6 April 2018 (EDT)

New stubEdit

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  3. Make sure the article is significant enough in the Super Mario franchise to have its own article.

If the article has only been tagged to be deleted you can still fix or expand it, but an administrator may delete it at any time, so please act quickly. Thank you for reading, and keep contributing!

When creating an article, put as much effort and details or it'll be deleted. You have admitted to have no knowledge of this character with furthers the deletion. If you know don't much, don't create a rushed page. Read the Manual of Style to know more.  L151 

I'm sorry. I had prior knowledge of the rules regarding new stubs, yet acted anyway. I have no excuses. Thank you for notifying me.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 11:39, 6 April 2018 (EDT)

Re:"Super Bowser"Edit

The only Prima guide I have of the New Super Mario Bros. series is for Wii, so I unfortunately can't tell you how the others handle it right now. I believe Time Turner (talk) has the 2 & U Prima guides and Glowsquid (talk) might have the DS game's Nintendo Power guide, so you could try asking them if the giant Bowser has a name there. LinkTheLefty (talk) 11:00, 24 April 2018 (EDT)

Re:Giant BowserEdit

  • New Super Mario Bros. 2: "After his initial defeat, Bowser emerges from the lava bigger and angrier than ever. Super Bowser lets out a thunderous roar and the room begins filling with lava. As you jump between the floating platforms to stay ahead of the lava, pay attention to this massive enemy. When Super Bowser’s eyes light up, it means he’s locked on to you. Jump away from your current platform to avoid his swiping attack." [page 169; "Super Bowser" is consistent]
  • New Super Mario Bros. U: "But wait, it’s not over yet! Bowser becomes enchanted by Magikoopa, growing truly monstrous in size!" [all other mentions are simply "Bowser"]

Hope that helps! Let me know if you need anything else. Hello, I'm Time Turner. 11:14, 24 April 2018 (EDT)

RE: Show previewEdit

What do you mean by reprimanded? File:Koops - PMTTYD.pngKoops (message) 16:29, 27 June 2018 (EDT)

Image update not showing properlyEdit

No need to close your browser; clear the cache by pressing crtl and f5 at the same time. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 21:56, 6 August 2018 (EDT)

Super Bowser-KunEdit

I just found it on the Super Mario form page, myself. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 13:17, 9 August 2018 (EDT)

Hating on DaisyEdit

Green Thunder is lesser to Purple Wind, and Daisy is the true SUPREME. If you can't see that, you've been sniffing around the Whoa Zone's sewer too long.
(Good luck with turning her into a Goomba though. She'd probably just go all headbonky.)
-Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 00:10, 12 August 2018 (EDT)
Hey, there butterballs! Sorry, but I need more of a challenge than 20 Daisies. Maybe I'll fight a Goomba or something. Fawful, haul yourself over here to deal with these creeps.

Fawful is only having some of the power, but I am knowing that it is enough to KO all of you, a pile of stupid! I have chortles at such stupidity!
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) and Fawful 12:06, 13 August 2018 (EDT)

Oh hai Fawful, remember that time I punked your final boss/merged form with the magic window before you even got a chance to attack? Fuuuuun times.
Have fun with Bonechill in the section of the Underwhere reserved for loser bosses with too much buildup.
Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 13:49, 13 August 2018 (EDT)

  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 14:33, 13 August 2018 (EDT)

Do not the interfering, UML... Fawful understands... Fawful gives up... Fawful will disappear with no troubles... Here Fawful goes... The disappearing... Forever disappearing...
YOU HAVE NO FURY!!! FAWFUL HAS IT ALL!!! Bye... - Fawful (talk)

:O :O :O

Guess that ends that... Well, back to plotting.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 14:33, 13 August 2018 (EDT)

RE. Show PreviewEdit

Oh, ok! I knew of this button, the problem is that the buttons are too close and sometimes (like always, lol) I apply changes. Sorry for it. I'll look at that next time. --  (talk) 15:04, 28 August 2018 (EDT)

signature form/from typoEdit

OK, well I better not catch any "becasue"s from you then (and in the ultimate case of irony, I actually spelled it right while attempting to misspell it). :P Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 19:46, 28 August 2018 (EDT)

Consider yourself lucky it wasn't teh, or I'd have to sick Ultimate Dark Bowser on you. Or at least sue for copyright infringement. I take pride in weird things.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 20:54, 28 August 2018 (EDT)
About SMG4, be careful. He uses some, ah, rude humor. And by "some," I mean "quite a bit." But mostly it's just Mario being stupid. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 21:17, 28 August 2018 (EDT)
Thanks for the warning, but I never planned on watching any anyway. I'm extremely wary of YouTube and the internet in general.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 11:23, 30 August 2018 (EDT)


Thanks for the compliment. However, I think I've settled the Megabite locations. As I played through the game, I waited the corresponding time by throwing certain enemies around the area or letting the character sleep, but I could only find two in 1-3 (one area with the red palm tree and another area with the Yold Signpost pillar), one in 2-1 (the area with the Star Block), one in 2-2 (in the front yard), one in 3-1 (the area with the red pipes), two in 4-2 (the area with the outhouse and the area that comes after it, not the Star Block area), one in 5-1 (the first area with the three blocks), and two in 5-2 (the area with the Water Tablet and another with the Fire Tablet). I don't think there were actually any in 1-4, 3-3, 3-4, 7-3, or 7-4. I waited five minutes on almost all areas with sky, but to my disappointment, I couldn't find any Megabites in the latter areas, as I kinda find this 58% true and 42% false. So, yeah. Besides, is it OK if I settles the Megabite locations?

-- ThatOneUniqueToad (talk) 11:32, 27 September 2018 (EDT)

I see. Well, if you wanna be able to figure out the actual Megabite locations, then I suggest you should play through some of the areas that take place outside and wait about 5 minutes within every area of each chapter, and you will probably see one. (You should also check 1-4, 3-3, 3-4, 7-3, and 7-4, cause I don't think there ever were ones there.)

-- ThatOneUniqueToad (talk) 17:31, 27 September 2018 (EDT)

Sorry for intruding on this conversation, but I checked some locations for myself. 1-4, 3-3, and 7-3 all came up empty, but I did see a Megabite at 3-4.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by Scrooge200 (talk).

Re: Whoa!Edit

Again, thanks! ^_^ However, I still don't know about the Megabite encounters seen in all the areas. I think I should check on Fort Francis again and see if there really is a Megabite there.

-- ThatOneUniqueToad (talk) 22:02, 16 November 2018 (EDT)

Assuming this isn't an April Fools jokeEdit

It was fun having you here, man. Take care!    15:58, April 1, 2020 (EDT)

It is not, in fact, a joke. I meant to change my status a while ago and only remembered when I saw what day it was. I'm glad you remember me, though. It was a lot of fun working with you. Keep editing, the wiki needs your dedication. Stay safe. L-ater.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 16:01, April 1, 2020 (EDT)

and so i arriveEdit

i am dementicus have at you!

Summary: here i am This is a minor edit it is I dementicus I need help making my user page have at you! Dementicus (talk)

User pageEdit

I'm unsure if you're still here, but I just wanted to drop by and compliment your user page. You kind of opened my eyes to what is possible on this wiki. I also see you're a Super Paper Mario fan. Well, the Green Thunder never goes wrong. ☆Scarlet Pairo☆   talk 08:57, October 22, 2021 (EDT)

Dimentio approves of your user page shenanigans ☆

I had forgotten just how chaotic my userpage is. I'm glad you like it! It's nice to hear I inspired someone, and to meet a fellow SPM fan. I hope you have a good time and improve this ever-expanding database of Mario. The Black Lightning approves of your Dimentio motif.
  Ultimate Mr. L (Talk-Contribs-Stats) 20:47, October 25, 2021 (EDT)