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| | align=center colspan=2|<font size="2">''''' {{fakelink|The Game|Crap, I lost!}}<br>Ralphfan (Final Boss)'''''</font> | | | align=center colspan=2|<font size="2">''''' {{fake link|The Game|Crap, I lost!}}<br>Ralphfan (Final Boss)'''''</font> |
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| !colspan=2|[[Image:SuperRalph.jpg|150px]] | | !colspan=2|[[File:Ralph.png|150px]] |
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| |Name: Fausto Xerxes
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| |Age: 13 | | |Age: 17 |
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| |Gender: Male | | |Gender: Male |
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| |Birthday: July 14 | | |Birthday: July 14 |
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| |Max HP: 529
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| |Attack: 23
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| ==Welcome== | | ==Welcome== |
| I'm Ralphfan. (If you didn't know that, GTFO.) On the forum, I'm known as Lithium. [http://userpedia.adriels.com/Ralphfan <span style="color:#FFF">See me on Userpedia!</span>] | | I'm Ralphfan, an old-timer. |
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| Hi. I'm ralphfan, as you might've guessed. I live near San Francisco, which is kinda sucky because it's always cold and foggy there. Good thing is we have a bazillion major sports.
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| These people are on the wiki: {{:Special:Whosonline}}. You can post your comments about anything* on my talk page.<br>
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| <sup>Well, not exactly anything...see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 <span style="color:#FFF">here</span>] for the legal mumbo-jumbo.</sup>
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| ==Stuff I do on the Wiki== | | ==Info== |
| I honestly don't do much here anymore besides vote on proposals and direct The 'Shroom's Fake News. I do use the forum a lot, though. You can click [http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?action=profile;u=832 <span style="color:#FFF">here</span>] to see my profile and [http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=832 <span style="color:#FFF">here</span>] to send me a message. | | I honestly don't do much here anymore. I do check the forum on occasion, though. You can click [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=profile;u=832 <span style="color:Orange">here</span>] to see my profile and [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=832 <span style="color:Orange">here</span>] to send me a message. To be honest, the forums are a much better way to contact me than here. |
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| | ==Contact Me== |
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| | *[https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=832 <span style="color:Orange">My forum account</span>] |
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| | *[http://userpedia.adriels.com/forum/private.php?action=send&uid=12 <span style="color:Orange">My Userpedia forum account</span>] |
| | *[http://userpedia.adriels.com/wiki/User_talk:Ralphfan <span style="color:Orange">My Userpedia talk page</span>] |
| | *[[User talk:Ralphfan|<span style="color:Orange">My talk page</span>]] |
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| ==Cool Video Games Halftime Show I Saw Live== | | ==My Friend Userbox== |
| | Do not use this without my permission. I can find if people are using this without permission. '''You must ask me to use this.''' |
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| |"Lights! Camera! Pants!" ([[Nintendo Gamecube|Gamecube]])||9/10||"Graphics aren't great, wish they were sort of 2-D like the cartoon (I'm talking about SpongeBob here) but I guess that might be a little hard. Overall, gameplay is nice and the minigames are all fun (...except Blisterin' Barnacles (because I suck at it))." | | |{{'Shroombox|right}} |
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| |"[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]" (Gamecube)||10/10||"The partner idea frickin' rocks! I personally use Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. However, drifting is really hard on this one compared to the Wii one (see below (once I make it)) and 150cc is hecka hard. Besides that, A++!" | |
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| |"[[Mario Party 7]]" (Gamecube)||10/10||"I love it! (Almost) all the minigames are ''really'' fun and the boards are original. I do wish there were more team names than Dolphin, Seagull, and whatever the other two are (I don't remember but I should)."
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| |"Madden NFL 06" (Gamecube)||10/10||"QB Vision rocks! NFL Superstar mode is pretty neat, but your guy doesn't get enough playing time. Until Madden 07, there were only like seven generic defensive playbooks instead of the ones for each team. Only problem is that occasionally, the offensive linemen will appear to puff up before a play."
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| |"NCAA (Football) 05 (Gamecube)||8/10||"This entire series has one major problem: the gameplay is so weird compared to Madden. The graphics are pretty weak (tons of grass picked up by jerseys makes them appear somewhat green by the end of the game) (don't even get me started on the fans), the marching bands don't have enough songs, but the funny modes like "Create a Sign" are creative and hilarious, and the game is fun as a whole."
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| |"NHL 06" (Gamecube)||10/10||"As my first ''real'' hockey game (because "Backyard Hockey" isn't a ''real'' hockey game (although it is fun)), 06 rocked. granted, I got kinda tired of Jim Hughson doing the play-by-play, and I wish the goal horns and songs were right, but they did a darn fine job."
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| |"[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]] (Gamecube)"||10/10||"I'd give it an 11 if I could. ''Everything'' is perfect, from Rogueport (excellent main city, really detailed) to the sidekicks to the battles, it's pretty awesome ''and I actually can't find anything to criticize''."
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| |"[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]"||10/10||"The whole game was a great idea. Story mode could've been a little better (scout missions, for one), but it was almost flawless. Wish they had more characters."
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| |"[[Super Mario Strikers]]" (Gamecube)||10/10||"Finally, a [[Mario]] game that's not all about power-ups. Okay, Super Strikes are important, but you're usually gonna have to score by just shooting and passing. Gameplay is great, and story mode isn't bad, either."
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| |"Madden NFL 08" (Gamecube)||10/10||"Since I didn't get '07, I got to use the new kicking feature (cool but it doesn't make sense), leadblock control, and all of the new features since '06, and it was '''AWESOME'''. Nothing wrong ''at all''.
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| |"Wii Sports" ([[Nintendo Wii|Wii]] (duh!))||9/10||"Serves its purpose. Good for a starter game. Wish it had more modes, but you don't get bored of it for a long time. Not much else to say about it. The baseball mode could've been a lot better."
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| |"Mario Kart Wii" (Wii(duh!))||10/10||"Great! ''Almost everything'' was perfect! The only problem was how hard 50cc was compared to the other games. Good part of that is that there isn't a (very) steep learning curve between that and 150cc. Coolest part was the karts and bikes. (Although this isn't relevant, I find the wheel ''way'' too hard to use and just use the Remote & Nunchuk.)
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| |"Madden NFL 09" (Wii)||9.5/10||"The motion control passing is fun, but they took away a lot of great modes like "Create a Team". I can't make a league out of 32 made-up teams anymore (for now) :(.
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| |"NCAA (Football) 09" (Wii)||7.5/10||"Passing is nice, but there are a lot of problems. Instead of having their normal stadiums, all the FCS (I-AA) teams have a generic stadium, and a lot of teams (Tennessee, USC, Michigan, Ohio State, Cal (just to name a few)) have a basic bowl. Gameplay is still weird, and a lot of the jerseys are outdated. That aside, it's still pretty fun.
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| |"NHL 2K9" (Wii)||9.5/10||"Gameplay is smooth, and (Sharks) broadcasters Randy Hahn and Drew Remenda do a great job. The goal horns are almost entirely accurate, and so are the goal songs. However, on-ice graphics aren't very good and the Franchise mode menu is pretty weak.
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| |"NBA Live 09" (Wii)||9.5/10||"Gameplay is really fun. However, CPU teams ''never'' sub out their players and there are no alternate jerseys.
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| |"[[Mario Super Sluggers]]" (Wii) ||10/10||"I probably like story mode more than you do because I decided to unlock ''every player'' before facing [[Bowser Jr.]] and [[Bowser]]. The new gameplay features and characters are all really fun."
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| |"[[Mario Strikers Charged]]" (Wii) ||10/10||"All the new features are great. MegaStrikes are awesome whether you're the shooter or the goalie, SkillShots are crazy, and the metal ball is a great new way to score (hope I don't sound too much like an ad...D'oh!)."
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| |"[[Super Paper Mario]]" (Wii) ||7.5/10||"A lot of people are whining about how you have to fight enemies platformer-style instead of RPG-style. That's probably because it's the only way to fight if they bring in the new 3-D feature. the other problem is how all the places you visit aren't really civilized like on the old version ([[Flipside]] and [[Flopside]] could've been ''waaaaaaaaaaaaaay'' cooler).
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| |"M & M's Kart Racing" (Wii) ||5/10||"The game is (too) simple, and there's this pointless feature of collecting chocolate coins for no reason. It also takes a ''ridiculous'' amount of time to load."
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| |"Super Monkeyball 2" (Gamecube) ||8.5/10||"Certain levels are too easy and certain levels are too hard. The party games, while sometimes hard, are fun."
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| |"Madden NFL 10" (Wii) ||9/10||"I thought that hey had killed Franchise mode and replaced it with "Road to the Super Bowl," which is only playing games. However, you can unlock Franchise, Superstar, Situation mode, and more by typing in the cheat code THEWORKS (without the following period). Gameplay is still kick-ass, though. The stadium graphics aren't as nice as the other consoles."
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| |"The Simpsons Game" (Wii) ||9.5/10||"Some levels are annoying as hell, but the game is satirical and insults everything. My favorite level is Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game, and Mr. Sparkle PWNs."
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| |"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (Wii) ||9/10||"I'm glad they put in more than just the stuff shown in the movie, but a lot of the stuff is the basic stereotypical stuff instead of the detailed, in-depth material."
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| |"[[Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games]]" (Wii) ||8.5/10||"Some of the events are great, but they're too short. We also need a larger variety of characters. Other than that, it's a great game, and can be fun in either single-player or multiplayer due to its various modes."
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| |"[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]" (Wii (no sh*t, Sherlock!)) ||8.5/10||"Fun game to play, but some of these levels are annoying! Plus, if you so much as go near an enemy, you'll lose a life. They could've made it a ''little'' less challenging. It would also be nice to have '''more places to save!'''"
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| Huge thanks to [[User:Dom|Dom]] for helping me with the table!
| | ==Gallery== |
| | | <gallery> |
| ==Really Funny Stuff (all real, you can't make this up)== | | Image:Ralph.png|<center>'''Me. Credit to [[User:Castle Toad|Castle Toad]].'''</center> |
| #I thought things like Viagra made guys talk normal without freaking out when they were talkin' to girls on a date.
| | Image:SuperRalph.jpg|<center>'''Me. Credit to [[User:Super Luigi! Number one!|Super Luigi! Number one!]]'''</center> |
| #I once called Notre Dame (the college) Notre State.
| | Image:RalphSprite.png|<center>'''Sprite of me. Credit to [[User:Edofenrir|Edofenrir]].'''</center> |
| #My brother was using his watch to make sure he didn't stay on the can for ''years'' (yes, I mean ''years''). He, for some reason, decided to take it off, and it fell in! (It survived and is now clean.)
| | </gallery> |
| #A guy found some nail polish and was goofing around with it at the start of math one day. He spilled some and had to go through the rest of they day with a purple spot on his crotch!
| |
| #Click [[Mariowiki:BJAODN|<span style="color:#FFF">here</span>]] for crap people actually put into articles. Before revising crappy articles, put the worst of it [[Mariowiki:BJAODN|<span style="color:#FFF">here</span>]]. I have put seven things on there.
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| #In Italian class, a guy meant to say "oggi" (which means today) and he said "orgy"!<br>'''FUNNY LAWS BELOW!'''<br>
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| #In Switzerland, a guy can't use the can standing up after 10 P.M.
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| #In Australia, it is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
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| #It is an offense for women of "ill repute or evil looks" to enter a cheese factory in Italy's area of Ferrara.
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| #In France, between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.
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| #In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk while in possession of a cow.
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| #In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do it with animals -- so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have do it with a male animal, however.
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| #In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
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| #In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude; a woman may only be naked while in the bathroom.
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| #In Hong Kong, a woman is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband -- but only if she uses her bare hands. The husband's lover, however, may be killed in any manner desired.
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| #It is illegal in Antibes to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.<br>'''NORMAL STUFF CONTINUES HERE.'''<br>
| |
| #My brother tried to say [[Super Smash Bros. Melee|<span style="color:#FFF">Super Smash Bros. Melee</span>]] and said Super Smash Bros. Mealy!
| |
| #In Italian class once, during a dialogue (that was being filmed and graded), a girl meant to say "Che ore sono?" (what time is it) and said "What time is it?"
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| #All the girls one of my friends has ever liked all have one thing in common: tons and tons of arm hair. It's crazy!
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| #In Florida, a woman called 911 three times because McDonald's ran out of McNuggets and didn't give her a refund for them.
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| #If you're afraid of spiders, then you have arachnophobia. Now if you're 'fraid of breathin', you got about four minutes to live.
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| #If you're having trouble with you're homework, don't go up to your teacher and say, "This homework is too hard! Now gimme a big wet kiss!"
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| #It's good to invent a new soup called "Tasty Chicken-Barley". It's bad to invent a new soup called "Broken Glass Chowder".
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| #You should always brush your teeth three times a day. You should never fill your pants with infected fish.
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| #If you're afraid your grandmother might get stolen, stick an alarm up her dress and chain her to the fence!
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| #Next time you're feeling sick, take a piece of ham and rub it all over your body. You won't feel any better, but, hey, you'll smell like ham!
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| #If you're on a first date, it's bad to say, "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?"
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| #Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer...pff [''sic'']...is fun!
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| #It's easy to milk a cow. It's weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice.
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| #When it rains, it pours. When there's a nail in your eye, you go, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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| #If you see someone drowning, it is not considered polite to try to throw popcorn in their mouth.
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| #There are 16 ounces in a pound. There are 38 sheep in my pants.
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| #If your name Steven, and you have a turkey named Steffin', then come Thanksgiving you'll be Steven stuffin' Steffin'!
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| #It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with your mouth full of baby squirrels.
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| #A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in your pants can be very uncomfortable.
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| #It's not nice to push your friend Billy of the roof and then yell, "Look, Manynard! It's rainin' Billy!"
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| #When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold.
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| #If your teacher gives you an F, it's worng to say, "Well, what'd you expect, moron? I didn't study!"
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| #If your grandmother gives you a pretty new sweater, it's rude to thank her by wrapping the sweater around her face and squeezing 'till she turns blue.
| |
| #You are what you eat. I'm thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.
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| #It's rude to walk into a forest and yell out, "HEY! YOU TREES ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, JUST COME OVER HERE AND KICK ME!"
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| #If you count to seventeen on one hand, then good luck finding gloves, you seventeen-fingered freak!
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| #If an adult asks you what you wanna be when you grow up, it's not nice to say, "Well I wanna be a great big loser! Just like you!"
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| #Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the noise it makes when it hits your Uncle Benny on the booty!
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| #Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 POUNDS OF SUGAR!
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| #If yo' mama has a lot of hair on her chest and a really deep voice, then yo' mama's a dude!
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| #If yo' dad has a really high voice and wears dresses, then yo' dad's a chick!
| |
| #Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And I laughed my butt off!
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| #If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and you're bra is too tight, ''I'm'' uncomfortable.
| |
| #If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, then you might accidentally step in yabba-dabbba doo.
| |
| #One potato, two potato, three potato, four; I rode a bike without a seat and now my butt is sore.
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| #A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned will buy you absolutely nothing.
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| #It's to stop and smell flowers. It's bad to stop and smell this old burrito.
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| #If you jump out of a plane and your parachute doesn't open...BYE BYE!
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| #It's fun to take a hot bubble bath. It' no fun to dance with "Hot Bubble" McGee.
| |
| #When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When a truck runs over your foot, go, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
| |
| #You say. "tomato." I say, "tom''ah''to." You say, "potato." I say, "Look at us! We're two idiots talkin' about vegetables!
| |
| #If you're the President of the United States, then you know what? You need to get off YouTube and fix our country! (I got that one off YouTube.)
| |
| #When you're reading a book, don't skip the even-numbered pages and say, "Man, this book's so odd."
| |
| #Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
| |
| #If your first name is Willy, your middle name is Wally, and your last name is Woo, then congratulations, your name is Willy Wally Woo.
| |
| #When you fall in a toilet, it's best not to start swimming and say, "Look! I'm a toilet fish!"
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| #When you see an old lady, it's not nice to say, "How long have you been sittin' in a pool? Or is your face always that wrinkled?
| |
| #The cow says moo. The duck says quack. The crazy person says, "BWAAHHH!"
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| #If you get all F's on your report card, don't fell bad. It's not your fault you're stupid.
| |
| #Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and a side of mashed potatoes.
| |
| #Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. No one cared.
| |
| #They say that the early bird gets the worm. Well, fine. I don't want the early bird anyway.
| |
| #Eenie meenie minee moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go before the tiger kills you.
| |
| #Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat, and realized he had ruined a perfectly good hat.
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| #If you flush your friend down the toilet, either you have a really big toilet or a teeny tiny friend.
| |
| #When you invite your teacher over for dinner, don't say, "My parents have always wanted to meet the world's biggest idiot."
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| #A clean closet is probably full of socks. A dirty closet is probably full of baboons.<br>
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| #My mom tried to say "I don't care!" and "It doesn't matter!" at the same time and said "I don't matter!"
| |
| #On [[Super Mario Galaxy|<span style="color:#FFF">Galaxy</span>]], when [[Mario|<span style="color:#FFF">Mario</span>]] needs to turn into a Boo, there's a sign with instructions regarding the Boo Mushroom. If you read the sign as Mario, it says, "It's written in Booish."
| |
| #During anti-drug week at school, in 6th grade, we got these erasers that said "DRUGS ERASE YOUR MIND". A guy scratched off some letters: "DRUG YOUR MIND"! Seriously, though, drugs are bad for you.
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| #Poop deck.
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| #[http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=1421.msg152656#msg152656 <span style="color:#FFF">If this doesn't make you laugh, you deserve to burn in hell</span>].<br><br></span>
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| If more funny things happen (which they're bound to), you'll know.
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| ==Photo Gallery==
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| Image:Sharks.gif|<center>'''San Jose Sharks'''</center>
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| Image:Ravens.gif|<center>'''Baltimore Ravens'''</center> | |
| Image:Athletics.gif|<center>'''Oakland Athletics'''</center>
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| Image:BLuigiSluggers.PNG|<center>'''Baby Luigi'''</center>
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| Image:BMarioSluggers.PNG|<center>'''Baby Mario'''</center> | |
| Image:SMG_BowserJr.jpg|<center>'''Bowser Jr.'''</center>
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| Image:DiddyDKJUNGLE.jpg|<center>'''Diddy Kong'''</center>
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| Image:Babyluigi.PNG|<center>'''Baby Luigi'''</center>
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| </gallery></center> | |
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| ==PWN==
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| '''<big><big>A BIP-BIP DIDDLY-BIP, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!</big></big>'''
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