User:GuntherBayBeee/sandbox/Send in the Clown transcript

This is a transcript for Super Mario World episode "Send in the Clown".

[What lies in Dinosaur Land is Dome City, and located in the city is a tennis field. A Fire Plant spews a fireball that acts like a tennis ball. Mario swings his tennis racket at a ball in an attempt to strike a shot. Luigi and Yoshi see him and Princess Toadstool play, with the former acting as a scorekeeper. The Princess manages to strike a shot and earn a point as Mario fails to earn a point.]
Luigi: Hey! 30-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!
[Princess Toadstool is seen holding a ? Block, and sitting on top of it is a Fire Flower.]
Princess Toadstool: Thank you! [puts the Fire Flower and the ? Block away] I tried everything! Even Fire Flowers! [pulls out the Fire Flower and the ? Block again] The Fire Plant was the only thing that worked! Serve!
[The Fire Plant spews another fireball, and Mario tries to swing his racket at it, but Yoshi uses his tongue to gobble it up.]
Mario: Urrrgh... Yoshi!
Yoshi: Well, I get ball like you say!
[Yoshi belches to spit the fireball out.]
Mario: AFTER the ball is out of play!
Luigi: Ball boys don't eat the balls. They pick 'em up!
Yoshi: What? Me no eat ball! You call this fun?
[Kootie Pie Koopa is seen putting a poster of the Koopaling Bros. Circus on the entrance of the tennis field, only for Big Mouth Koopa to approach her.]
Big Mouth: Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something BESIDES makeup! Those faucet fixers might see us! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don't want THEM at our circus, we just want Cave People like Papa Koopa said! Then the more, the better! And furthermore—
[Kootie Pie puts an extra poster on Big Mouth's head, and the latter starts muffling. The scene transitions to the neighborhood of Dome City. Cavehouses now have posters put up by Big Mouth and Kootie Pie.]
King Koopa: Come one, come all, [two Cave People see the poster for the Koopaling Bros. Circus] to the Koopaling Bros. Circus: The Greatest Show on [flies past the Cave People in his Flying Clown Head] Dinosaur Land! Ya don't know what a circus is? Then now is the time to find out! [it is revealed that King Koopa is speaking through his bullhorn] Cave People, free of charge! Two for the price of none! Such a deal! Hurry, hurry, hurry right this way! [quits using his bullhorn] This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree! [Koopa uses his bullhorn again and lures the Cave People to a blue Warp Pipe] Right this way, boys! You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and leap into a dimension beyond space and time! [One of the Cave People bump into the Warp Pipe, and all the Cave People jump in it. Koopa quits using the bullhorn once again.] Right into a Cave People Casserole for my ravenous dinosaurs!
[Koopa laughs maniacally. The scene cuts to the tennis field.]
Luigi: Give up, Mario! She's whooping ya bad! [The Fire Plant spews even another fireball, and Mario tries to swing his racket at it, only to miss again] Yeesh! Forget it, Mario! It's outside!
[Yoshi charges at Mario, gobbles the fireball up, and belches to spit it out.]
Mario: Yoshi, what did we just tell you?
Yoshi: Well, outside court means out of play! Is Yoshi yes?
Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool: NO!!!
[Mario and the others are shocked to find that the Cave People are missing.]
Mario: Huh? Hey, where'd all the Cave People go? The place is deserted!
[Luigi turns around to see the poster.]
Luigi: "KOOPALING BROTHERS CIRCUS." Oh no! Koopa's at it again!
[The scene transitions to Mario and the others standing on a Star Road.]
Mario: We'll take the Star Path and start looking for the Cave People at Koopa's Neon Castle! This could be, a Koopatastrophe! [Mario and the others end up being sent to the Star Path and come across a green Warp Pipe, which Mario points at.] That one! [Mario and the others enter the Warp Pipe. The scene transitions to Koopa's Neon Castle, which the Cave People enter.] We gotta stop them! They're going to their doom!
[Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool head to the castle, leaving Yoshi behind.]
Yoshi: Doom? What is doom? [Yoshi follows Mario, Luigi, and the princess, and inside Koopa's Neon Castle is a circus tent which the Koopaling Bros. Circus is held in.] Oh, this doom thing definitely more fun than tennis!
[Yoshi laughs in excitement. The Cave People applaud inside the tent. Mario and his friends enter the tent.]
Mario: Take a seat! Let's check this out before we do anything rash!
[Mario and his friends sit on the bleachers. Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool laugh. A Koopa football player is seen hanging under a trapeze as it throws a baseball upward and swings the bat at it. Another Koopa football player is swinging on another trapeze, and it catches the baseball. Two Cave People applaud. A Mechkoopa is seen riding its bicycle on a tightrope. Out comes Big Mouth, now dressed as a ringmaster.]
Big Mouth: Come one and come all, to the greatest circus of them all! The Koopaling Bros. Circus! Greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all! Master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs! Mastermind of the amazing Mechkoopas! Lord of all he surveys! Purveyor of—
[King Koopa grabs Big Mouth.]
King Koopa: Time-out in the tongue department, Big Mouth! [drops Big Mouth] Bring on the clowns!
[King Koopa and Kootie Pie pull the curtains, and out come three clowns. One clown lights a fuse, leading another clown being shot out of a cannon and bumping into the bicycle that the Mechkoopa, causing them to fall to fall onto Big Mouth. The audience laughs.]
Mario: Big Mouth with his mouth shut... That's something to cheer about!
[Big Mouth kicks the Mechkoopa and the clown and tears up his ringmaster hat.]
Big Mouth: Oh, the brave klutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster! The greatest ringmaster of them at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of hope and ceremony! I am to be [one of the clowns pokes him] treated with— [the Dinosaur throws a pie at him, leading the audience applauding again] ...Respect!
[Big Mouth cleans the mess away and walks away, only to trip over one of the Dinosaurs, sending him flying onto a trampoline being held by both another of the Dinosaurs and a Dinosaur that is not disguised as a clown. The trampoline launches Big Mouth upward, and the Koopa football players grab him before dropping him, causing him to fall into a pool of green goo that is held by the Dinosaurs that are disguised as clowns. King Koopa and Kootie Pie applaud and laugh.]
King Koopa: I never knew Big Mouth had a sense of humor!
[Some goo splashes King Koopa, leading the audience laughing off-screen, and Big Mouth gives chase as the Dinosaurs run away.]
Big Mouth: I don't! [climbs out of the pool of goo] Come back here, you poor silliness perambulator! You negligent nudnik! You—
[The audience continues to laugh, with the exception of Luigi.]
Luigi: What's Koopa up to? He never does anything like this without a reason!
Mario: Relax! Enjoy the show! We'll find out soon enough.
[The clowns push a pie-throwing machine, only to trip over a rope. The pie-throwing machine rolls away and approaches King Koopa.]
King Koopa: I'll take that!
[King Koopa cranks the pie-throwing machine, launching pies at both the clowns and the audience. The remaining audience laugh again, only for Mario and the others to see pies about to land on them.]
Princess Toadstool: LOOK OUT!
[Yoshi uses his tongue to gobble the three out of the remaining four pies up.]
Mario: Not bad, Yoshi!
[Yoshi uses his tongue to gobble up one more pie up.]
Yoshi: Ohhhh, not bad! Deeeeeelicious!
[One of the clowns attempts to escape, only to slip on the pie, leading Big Mouth running onto him. Two Cave People scream, and the Mario Bros. are horrified by the situation.]
Mario: Dinosaurs!
Luigi: It's a trap!
[The "clowns" are actually Dinosaurs in disguise. The Cave People escape the tent.]
King Koopa: Quick! Block the entrances!
[The Cave People attempt to escape Koopa's Neon Castle, only to be trapped as Thwomps obstruct the exits. King Koopa pulls the lever, pushing the audience off the bleachers, but they hold on to them. Morton approaches a lever attached to a pole.]
Big Mouth: On to the next act, folks! There'll be [steps on the lever] lots of audience participation! Fun for all, and all for fun! The time of your life! The LAST time of your life!
[Mario and the others are still holding on to the bleachers.]
Princess Toadstool: I...I can't hold on!
[The Cave People fall into a cage, which King Koopa approaches.]
King Koopa: The dinosaurs are having YOU for dinner!
Big Mouth: Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See ya later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! [King Koopa approaches Mario] Be sure [Luigi, Yoshi, and Princess Toadstool fall into the cage] to write!
King Koopa: Are my dinosaurs in for a treat?! Kinda high in [pokes Mario] cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!
[King Koopa laughs maniacally and releases Mario from the bleachers.]
Mario: NOOO!!! STOP!!!
[Mario falls into the cage.]
Princess Toadstool: Food for the Dinosaurs? We gotta do something!
[King Koopa uses a hook to pull Mario out of the cage.]
King Koopa: A circus isn't a circus without a [throws the hook away] dinosaur-taming act!
[King Koopa grabs a chair and pushes it to Mario's arms.]
Mario: Uhhhh, how about a chipmunk-taming act instead?
[King Koopa points at Big Mouth.]
King Koopa: Big Mouth, [Big Mouth approaches Mario, and King Koopa shows him the the destination] bring on the dinosaurs!
[King Koopa cackles madly, and Big Mouth uncovers the sheet to reveal a cage inhabited by a Dino-Rhino and two Dino-Torches and opens its door. King Koopa escorts Mario inside the cage, and Big Mouth slams the door shut and locks him inside. The Dino-Rhino growls at Mario, who gasps in horror and grabs the chair in an attempt to attack it.]
Mario: Take that, ya big lug! You do— You don't scare me! [The Dino-Rhino gobbles part of the chair up, terrifying Mario. Each Dino-Torch spits out a fireball at the chair, terrifying him more. The Dino-Rhino pins Mario down and roars at him, exhaling a pungent-smelling breath.] Eeeyuch! I guess no one's invented mouthwash yet... [the Dino-Rhino dons a bib in an attempt to eat it] How about saying grace!? A-a nice long one maybe? I know! We'll get Big Mouth to say it!
[Luigi and Princess Toadstool behold Mario about to be eaten, much to their sorrow.]
Princess Toadstool: Poor Mario!
Luigi: Poor dinosaur! He doesn't know the indigestion he's in for. [forgets something he remembered] Hey! You still have that Fire Flower?
Princess Toadstool: Of course! [pulls out the Fire Flower attached to the ? Block] MARIO! QUICK! [throws the flower away] CATCH!
[The Fire Flower lands in Mario's hand, transforming him into Fire Mario.]
Mario: Ha! Thanks, Princess! [begins to attack the Dino-Rhino] Ya like hot 'n' spicy? Heh, [shoots the Dino-Rhino inside its mouth] try this!
[The Dino-Rhino ends up burning up. Each Dino-Torch try to spit out a fireball at Fire Mario, but he avoids the attack by shooting fireballs at them, rendering them burning up as well.]
King Koopa: Quick! Stop him!
[Mario shoots a fireball at the lock and busts out of the cage and approaches King Koopa's prisoners.]
Princess Toadstool: Get 'em, Mario!
Luigi: Good job, bro!
Mario: I'll be back! As soon as I find a feather! [Mario wanders off. "At the Circus" plays as three Koopa football players give chase while swinging their respective trapezes to throw baseballs at Mario, who dodges the attacks as he jumps on the Brown Blocks that shatter upon being hit by the baseballs. Mario enters the door, and the Koopa football players pursue him. Mario hits a ? Block to turn the spotlight on. Mario approaches a Koopa statue that shoots a fireball, and he jumps over them. He goes through a hall filled with Skewers, which he passes under, alongside a Ball 'N' Chain. Mario approaches a pit of lava and almost looses his balance. He jumps onto a platform, but a Dry Bones approaches him, about to attack him.] Oh no! [The Dry Bones throws a bone at Mario, but the latter avoids the attack and stomps on the former, causing it to collapse before regenerating. Mario comes across a lift and uses it to enter another hallway. Mario runs through and opens the door, only to encounter Big Mouth and two Koopa football players. Mario turns around and runs back to the door, only to find a Koopa statue is about to shoot a fireball. Mario ducks, and the fireball the Koopa statue shoots knocks the Koopa football players. Mario turns back around and runs to a ? Block while dodging not only footballs that Koopa football players attempt to throw at him, but also a Mechkoopa. Mario bumps into a the ? Block, and out comes a Cape Feather, which he uses to become Cape Mario. Mario uses his cape to send the Koopa football players and the Mechkoopa flying onto King Koopa, who is with Big Mouth. Mario flies to give chase. Big Mouth escapes into the circus tent, but Mario pulls the tent pole, destroying it, much to Big Mouth and Kootie Pie's horror. "At the Circus" stops playing as Mario tears down the tent in an attempt to free King Koopa's prisoners.] I'll have you out in a bang!
King Koopa: [off-screen] I wouldn't do that, plunger face! Not if you wanna see your precious Princess again!
[It has been revealed that King Koopa has kidnapped Princess Toadstool, and he is now piloting the Flying Clown Head again, aided by two Mechkoopas that jump out.]
Princess Toadstool: WATCH OUT, MARIO!
[The Flying Clown Head releases a Big Steely as the Mechkoopas cover their ears, but Mario jumps over it as it is about to roll onto him, and he stomps on one of the Mechkoopa.]
Mario: You Mechkoopas just got a new name: Mashedkoopas! [throws the the Mechkoopa at King Koopa, only to miss, rendering the Flying Clown Head peeved as it attempts to crush Mario before missing] No more [hits the remaining Mechkoopa] clowning around, Koopa! [grabs the Mechkoopa] You're [throws the Mechkoopa away] Kooped up!
[The Mechkoopa bumps into King Koopa, rendering the Flying Clown Head embarrassed. King Koopa screams with Princess Toadstool as he holds onto the Flying Clown Head. Princess Toadstool falls in Mario's arms, and Luigi, Yoshi, and the Cave People are shocked as they applaud to him. Mario uses his cape to bust them out.]
Luigi: Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!
Princess Toadstool: Yeah! When we get the Cave People back to Dome City, we'll have a celebration!
[The scene transitions to Dome City, where a celebratory circus is held. The audience applauds, and one of the Cave People is eating ice cream. Luigi hand-delivers the ice cream to another Cave Person. Mario, dressed as a ringmaster, watches as Princess Toadstool balances on a tightrope before jumping off.]
Mario: Give our high-flying Princess a round of applause, folks! [the Cave People applaud] Send in the clown! [Yoshi is dressed up as a clown. He approaches Mario, but he trips over his foot.] Oh no. [Yoshi shakes his head off] While our clown gets his balance, [the camera pans to Mario juggling three baseballs] I'll keep you entertained with my juggling act! [Yoshi inadvertently gobbles the baseballs up, much to Mario's annoyance] Hey! That's my act you're eating! Folks, meet our new star!
[The audience chants "Yoshi", and Yoshi licks Mario. The screen fades to black as the episode ends.]