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Opening Statement

by Super Mario Bros. (talk) and Gabumon (talk)

Sub-director's Notes

Welcome to the June issue of the 'Shroom. Unfortunately we must say goodbye to the lovely green background that has been accompanying us for the last couple months. I do so with a heavy heart, because it means the end of spring and the beginning of the most dreadful of seasons. A season co-dominated by an unbarable sequence of searing, maddening heat and violent thunderstorms that set your house on fire if you're unlucky. With swarms of wasps and hornets as a bonus. I think I'll consider reverse hibernation and sleep until all that nonsense has passed over.

Until then, let us refresh your minds with some cool content.

GabuGabu.png Gabumon (talk)

Section of the Month for May 2015

Place Section Votes Percentage of Votes Writer
1st Retro Feature 12 50% Yoshi876 (talk)
1st Mario Calendar 12 50% Paper Yoshi (talk)

Both Retro Feature and Mario Calendar took first place last month! In the words of Paper Yoshi himself:

“Once Co-Directors of the Pipe Plaza, now co-winners of May's Main SOTM... That's Yoshi876 and me :P”
Paper Yoshi
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Poll Chairperson Election
Sub-teams Fake NewsFun StuffPalette SwapPipe PlazaCritic CornerStrategy Wing
Main sections Mario CalendarUpcoming Games
Specials Mario Awards IX Art Contest'Shroom Awards DossierUserpedia Awards Dossier
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