The 'Shroom:Issue LXXXV/Fake News
Hello, and welcome to the first Fake News of 2014! I think.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is extraordinary. You may remember the Fake News section in the issue released a year ago today, Issue LXXIII, in which Tucayo (talk), in his final (though not actually final) Ask Tucayo section, made this outlandish and, at the time, seemingly irrelevant claim:
MCD: Who would you like as an ideal replacement for the "Ask ____" section?
Many saw this to be intended as a joke, but not many know that Tucayo did, in fact, attempt to contact Bill Clinton:
And he also contacted Kim Jong-un:
Kim Jong-un still hasn't arrived yet, but we can only presume he's on his on his way, and hasn't run into some sort of Dry Bones being used as a boat. However, Bill Clinton actually got back to us, and actually agreed to writing Ask Bill Clinton! So, without further ado...
Ask Bill Clinton
Written by: Bill Clinton
Hello, I am former President of the United States of America Bill Clinton, and I am here to answer some questions from you, my fellow Democrats; I am here to prove to you that the Republican party will severely damage this country, if you elect them in 2016; I am here to shape a better future for the United States of America.
Bill Clinton received no questions this month.
Thank you, Bill. Tucayo would be proud.
Now, onto the matter of staff changes. It is with
And so, with that, I shall leave you now to whatever the sections below hold.
As hay fever season starts many citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom decided to cut down several plants to prevent the spread of pollen that would cause them to sneeze uncontrollably, which is incredibly annoying when you’re trying to get a date
Big Beanie wasn't a particularly well liked member of the Egg Island community, in fact he spent most of his time spitting beans onto the poor people who lived there. Big Beanie was also disliked due to the fact that he would grow massive beanstalks for people to climb up, and they led to no treasure, nor even clouds. One resident of Egg Island had this to say "If we hadn't 'accidently' cut him down, I was going to use pesticide for all those things he did". It wasn't just the people at Egg Island who were angry though, the residents of the Beanbean Kingdom were also unhappy with him, as they had absolutely no idea whether he was one of them and so they have no idea whether they can invade Egg Island for
Some good did come from the death of Big Beanie, as the resident of Egg Island got to eat lots of beans
Ask Paper Yoshi
Paper Yoshi got no questions in the past month. Be sure to help the Fake News team by sending a PM with your questions!
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