User:Epic Rosalina
HELLO, SUPER MARIO WIKI!
| WHY BOTHER? | |
| Gender: | Male. I hate it. |
| Favorite Mario games: | Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Tennis 64, Mario Party 8, and MarioKart: Double Dash |
| Favorite Mario Series Character: | Rosalina |
| Favorite Mario Series Enemy: | Shy Guy |
| Likes: | Drawing, writing, YouTube |
| Loves: | Rosalina |
| Worships: | God Almighty and Jesus Christ (thought I was gonna say Rosalina, didn't you?) |
| Dislikes: | Viacom, XBOX and XBox 360, Family Guy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, gallantmon8 or whatever that pervert is named, third-party games |
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I am the apathetic Why Bother.
I don't bother because I know that no matter what I write on this wiki, it's not going to make a dang difference. So...why bother? Don't believe me? http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Contributions/Why_Bother Most of those...don't exist anymore.
History of Video Games
I've painted the planet yellow, I've broken into the Battlerock, I've wall-jumped up waterfalls, I've conquered the summit, I've cataquacked to the skies, I've plundered the purple coins, I've broken the laws of gravity, I've explored the cosmic cavern, I've stepped to the beep, I've sprung into the Chompworks, I've sailed the sandy seas, I've taken a stroll down rolling lane and I've made Mario a star.
I've unlocked everyone and everything in MarioKart Wii, gotten through all of Super Mario Galaxy, and almost completed Super Mario Galaxy 2 until I gave up on the last level.
Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?
http://www.smbhq.com/nc/nctest.html
Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?
I got the Petal Princess
Rosalina Poem
She’s a silent rose in the garden, as her name implies.
It was many years ago that she took to the skies.
Just a little girl and a star child on a hunt
for the mother of the little star runt.
No knew of the importance she possessed.
No one knew her spaceship had access
to soar across the sky at near light-speed.
She’d spend her free time trying to read.
When her ship had lost all its power,
I knew I had to help this delicate flower.
She thanked me by saving my life.
That’s when I knew I wanted her as my wife.
She and I constantly go racing with each other.
She’s a very sweet, kind, and caring mother.
Her hair is so long from being centuries old.
In every way, she’s as good as gold.
I’m in love with her with all of my heart.
When we’re finally together, we’ll never be apart.
But for now, I’m here and she’s away, so far-io.
Please, Nintendo, have Rosalina in more of your Mario.
Joke
So White Mage and Princess Daisy go to a hot dog stand. The vendor asks them what they want on their dogs. They both ask for mustard. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
IS ROSALINA A PRINCESS?
No. She's too old to be a princess. She's more of a queen and a Deist. Plus, it just doesn't sound fitting. PRINCESS Rosalina? No way.
Video
Rosalina's Photo
File:Rosalina's Photo.jpg ROSALINA!
Favorite songs
Gallery
- Robo.PNG
I want a robot like this. - YoshiShocked.gif
Yoshi is my least favorite character. 
STORYTIME! 
Beauty has taken a human form. :D 
Dang. - Rosawii.PNG
Rosalina will make you eat your dust. - MKwii Bob-omb.jpg
Lamp oil? Rope? BOMBS? 
I hope they someday make a picture of Rosalina this detailed. - MASATLOG Peach art.png
O_o Nosebleed... - GameandWatch.jpg
What's the bell for? 
WALL-E's weird cousin. - Brawl ZeroSuitSamus.jpg
Oh man... 
The original FireFox web browser - Judge.jpg
Do not Judge me, my good man. 
Shoot PEANUTS: usual, I see. 
The Twilight Princess, not regarding the books. 
Euh. I don't like the way she's staring at me... - Wmage.PNG
The pink-haired basketball chick - ROB.jpg
...Oh wait. I have no feet. - CrazyHandBrawl.jpg
I'm left-handed. 
THAT'S the guy voicing Bowser?! - Cactuarsportsmix.png
How he doesn't pop the ball is beyond me... 
My favorite Wii accesory. - DkkartDS.jpg
"Oops." 
Mr. Game & Watch's power level is OVER 9!! 
Seriously? That's the best title they could come up with? - Lanky kong trophy.jpg
This Kong has a funny face - Lyn.jpg
I hope Lyn's in SSB4 (along with Rosalina)
Kirby's Gallery
- CF Kirby.JPG
Falcon...PAWNCH!! - Charizard Kirby.JPG
I'm on fire! - Diddy Kong Kirby.jpg
Nice Nintendo plug. - Donkey Kong Kirby.jpg
Monkey Lovers Welcome - Falco Kirby.JPG
It's a mutant! - Fox Kirby.jpg
"This track ain't big enough fer the two of us..." - GandW Kirby.JPG
Watch out, here I come! - Ganon Kirby.JPG
"Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Quaradine..." - IC Kirby.JPG
Ice, ice, Kirby. - Ike Kirby.JPG
Get a haircut, man. 
Bottom's Up - Ivy Kirby.JPG
Kirby's going green. Really green! - Jiggly Kirby.JPG
O_o - Kirbyhatdedede.jpg
Oh, this sucks. - Link Kirby.jpg
He really wants Skyward Sword - Lucario Kirby.jpg
He's feeling kinda blue... - Lucas Kirby.JPG
No comment. - Luigi Kirby.JPG
That's Mama Luigi to you, Kirby! - Mario Kirby.jpg
Firemen - Marth Kirby.JPG
Get a haircut, man. - Meta Knight Kirby.jpg
Have you seen the new Shy Guys? - Ness Kirby.JPG
Kirby goes gangstah. - Olimar Kirby.png
Kirby nose best. - Peach Kirby.jpg
Leave Toad alone, Kirby! - Pikachu Kirby.jpg
Shocking, isn't it? - Pit Kirby.jpg
"I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly..." - ROB Kirby.jpg
1010011010 - Samus Kirby.jpg
WHAT IS HE DOING?! - Sheik Kirby.JPG
Where's my mummy? 
Kirby's been eating chocolate again. - Sonic Kirby.JPG
"I'm waiting..." 
A guy with a red cap and a shelled creature. Real creative. - TL Kirby.JPG
The army changed its weaponry into bows and arrows. - Wario Kirby.jpg
Let's fly! 
If Samus Aran mistakes him for a Space Pirate... - Yoshi Kirby.jpg
And we all know how much I hate Yoshi. - Zelda Kirby.jpg
"I see many great things in your future..." - Zero Suit Samus Kirby.jpg
Isn't that kinda girly, Kirby?
Game Reviews
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| Game | Comments | Beaten | Grade | |
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| File:260px-Super Mario 64 box cover.jpg | Super Mario 64 | This game was pretty good. I found it fun. | File:X mark.png | B+ |
| File:SmG.jpg | Super Mario Galaxy | By far, Mario's greatest adventure. I only wish I could play as Rosalina... | File:Check small.png | A++ |
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Super Mario Galaxy 2 | Oh, man. I HATE THIS GAME! There's too dang much Yoshi (I really despise Yoshi) and not enough of Rosalina. The graphics are boring, the levels are hard and repertitive, there's little creativity, and there's very few actual missions.
Plus they replaced a beautiful woman named Rosalina with a blob of fat named Lubba. Jeepers cripes with a pudding cup... |
Of course I didn't beat it! That last level is too frickin' hard! | D |
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Mario Kart 64 | I thought the character graphics were horrible. The controls were awkward. I only played it twice and never want to play it again. | File:X mark.png | D- |
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Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | This game's pretty good. Got it at GameStop and got through the 50cc in one day. My favorite character is the Petal Princess, Daisy. My favorite kart is the Waluigi Racer | File:X mark.png | B- |
| File:CoverWheel MKWii.jpg | Mario Kart Wii | This game is great! I love the courses, the characters, and the Wii wheel. But what I love most is Rosalina is playable! | File:Check small.pngFile:Star.PNG | A+ |
| File:MG64.PNG | Mario Golf (N64) | Kinda boring. Characters that hardly relate to Mario at all. | File:X mark.png | C |
| File:MP2BOX.PNG | Mario Party 2 | It had pretty bad graphics and bad controls (for me, at least). | File:X mark.png | D |
| File:MP8Box.jpg | Mario Party 8 | I found it fun, even if no one else did. Perfectly demonstrates what the Wiimote can do. Also, cheating is much easier. | File:Check small.png | B+ |
| File:Mariobox-noscale.jpg | New Super Mario Bros. Wii | It's okay, but kinda gets boring after awhile with the easy 1-Ups. | File:X mark.png | B |
| File:MT64.PNG | Mario Tennis | It's my favorite game for the 64 on the Virtual Console. It's quick and upbeat, but also is quick for when you just have a few minutes to play. My favs: Peach, Daisy, Shy Guy, and DK Jr. | File:X mark.png | A |
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Mario Sports Mix | Why is this game so underrated? My favorite sport in it is dodgeball at Waluigi Pinball. My favorite character is White Mage because she's super delicious (but don't tell Rosalina I said that). | File:X mark.png | A |
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Super Smash Bros Brawl | This game is REALLY addicting. My favorite character is Zero Suit Samus and my favorite stage is Flat Zone 2 | File:X mark.png | A- |
